Chapter 10: The Crotch of Pants
Han Yi really wanted to be happy, and howled heartbreakingly, what kind of sin did he do in his last life!
The first time we met in the summer, I splashed my chest wet! Twice! Now when we meet again, I wet my crotch again! It's fucking winter! If someone else sees it, how can I explain it! Why do I have to come to this bastard!
"Oh my God, what the hell did I do wrong!"
A cry of pain in her heart, Han Yi, who has always been a cold-faced beautiful girl in the eyes of others, will always have a violent expression here in Sun Wu, in order not to be misunderstood by others, Han Yi, who was almost screaming just now, forcibly suffocated the voice that was about to blurt out back into her stomach, with a black face, she stepped in front of Sun Wu in one step, and lifted Sun Wu directly with her right hand!
Unexpectedly, the handsome Han Yi, who looked weak and weak, would have such terrifying brute force, even Sun Wu, who was a little dazed by Han Yi's slap, was shocked, but looking at Han Yi's black wind-like face, where could Sun Wu still care about thinking so much, and hurriedly said:
"It's really a misunderstanding, it's really a misunderstanding, beauty, I really didn't mean it!"
"You bastard! I haven't met you once!
Pointing to his wet crotch, Han Yi lowered his voice, with a roaring taste, and said in a low voice, his teeth were creaking, but considering that this is still a company, although he was angry, Han Yi put it down. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Looking at Han Yi, whose face was black and his eyes were bloodshot, Sun Wu, who successfully escaped, could only smile awkwardly, and then glanced at the crotch of Han Yi's beauty.
"Bastard!
Noticing Sun Wu's eyes, Han Yi suddenly let out a low roar, Sun Wu quickly shifted his gaze, and in order to adjust the atmosphere, Sun Wu said:
"Well, that, not a drop of water leaked to the ground, your pants are pure cotton, the quality is really good!
God knows what Sun Wu Dashao said was not good, he had to say such a sentence that he would not open the pot and mention the pot, and he also put on a poss that he thought was handsome and compelling, but when he came out, he saw Han Yi with a black face, and he slapped him again!
"I'll suck you bastard! A glass of water is all over the crotch of the old lady's pants! and you dare to taunt me!"
Han Yi, who has always been a cold and glamorous beauty in front of everyone, now has no degree to speak of in front of Sun Wu, and Sun Wu, after being beaten by Han Yi again, this time he has completely become the third pig's head, and the roundness of his head can be said to be close to that of Brother Donkey!
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"Beauty, I'm really wrong! I'm wrong from the bottom of my heart! This, these pants don't seem to be able to dry for a short time, either you go to the toilet to hide, or you can wear my pants. ā
Squatting on the ground, with a huge pig's head on his head, Sun Wu had a nose heedema and eyes, and seriously gave Han Yi a beautiful idea, but it turned out to be an old fist.
"Wear your pants! My mother has been single until now, and she hasn't even had a boyfriend! You let my wife wear your pants? Why do you stay in the toilet, how long do I have to take it? Do I have diarrhea? Can't I live in the toilet and come out!"
Han Yi's beautiful woman scolded, swung a punch, Sun Wu, who was beaten enough, hurriedly begged for mercy, it may have been the last moment of his life, Sun Dashao, who has always been known for being unreliable, finally came up with a clever plan at this last moment:
"Don't, don't fight, you hide in the toilet first, I'll buy you pants! I'll buy you pants now!"
As soon as she heard this, the black-faced beauty Han Yi finally let go of Sun Wuda, and then her rare old face turned red, and finally said viciously in desperation:
"You bastard! Remember! Not only the outer pants! Buy me a pair of autumn pants and underwear inside!"
"Oh! It's all cotton, beauty is beauty, the quality of the pants is good, and the water absorption is really good!"
Hearing Han Yi's words of gritted teeth, Sun Wu's grandson was still talking without knowing whether he was alive or dead, but Han Yi's face naturally turned redder after hearing this, and then he swung out with a punch, and the nosebleed was even more surging Sun Wu quickly covered his nose this time, and ran away without looking back, and Han Yi, who was extremely annoyed, gritted his teeth and walked directly into the bathroom, slamming the door with an angry face:
"What a hateful bastard! Senior sister is really, how can she just forget her original intention for such a scumbag! Which of the senior brothers in the sect is not a hundred times stronger than this bastard! It's really hateful!"
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"Damn, Sun Shao, you're sneaking into a hornet's nest! Why are you in such a hurry, and Han Yi's beauty just went to you? Why don't you see anyone?"
Seeing Sun Wu rushing over like a gust of wind, the single animals in the company eagerly asked about Han Yi's whereabouts, where could Sun Wu care about answering so much, leaving only a residual voice, which flashed and disappeared in the eyes of everyone.
"Damn! Lao Tzu is going to sell his life! Can she not be in a hurry!"
"Sell your life, I heard you right, Sun Wu, this bastard said that he was going to sell his life, and his brain is broken?"
The fat man was still surprised by Sun Wu's words, but Banya picked his two front teeth, with a look of enjoyment, and said casually:
"Cut, Sun Wu, this bastard has never done anything right, God knows what he's going to do, come and see the fat man, buddy, are my front teeth white enough? Do you think it's enough to conquer Han Yi with my appearance?"
Panya was talking, and narcissistically posing a few poss, and brushed the ones he didn't know how many days he hadn't washed, and the oily hair was already the same as hairspray, which caused countless vomiting sounds......
Not to mention the beautiful woman Han Yi who was still staring at her crotch in the toilet and sighing to the sky, nor the superb talents in the office, Sun Wu, who was standing on the cross street outside the company at this time, was extremely messy in his heart.
Although Sun Wu can be regarded as having had three relationships, he can be called the emotional mentor of the two sexes in the life of the little alpaca company, but when facing a pair of pants, a pair of autumn pants and a pair of underwear, he is still messy, how the hell can he sell it?
After hesitating for a while, Sun Wu finally took a big step and walked away from one of the women's underwear stores, and then walked out with two handbags in just ten minutes, without sighing:
"Is women's clothing so expensive, and why are my clothes so cheap for the same few pieces of cloth!"
After sighing casually, Sun Wu didn't care too much about it, grabbed his pants, returned to the company, and went straight away:
"Hehe, Han Da Beauty, I bought you something, hurry up and replace it!"
Licking his face, as soon as Sun Wu's voice fell, he saw a jade hand appear at the moment the toilet door opened, snatched the handbag from Sun Wu's hand, and then in less than ten breaths, Sun Wu heard an amazing roar from the toilet!
"Bastard, these ropes you bought, are they also called panties!"