004 Girl!Please Respect Yourself!(New Book Debut, Come to Collection and Tickets)
"Girl...... You let me go first. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ info You recognize the wrong person, my surname is Luo, but my name is Luo San. Luo San smiled bitterly, thinking of the beautiful landlady who was far away on the earth, and suddenly felt guilty. But in line with the principle that a hero does not suffer immediate losses, his hand is very honest and tightens the woman's little hand and refuses to let go.
"How, silly brother, how could I not recognize you. Du Xuefei hugged tighter.
Luo San had a comfortable expression, the blue fat man hung dead fish eyes, and the two eyes looked at Luo San in a line.
Luo San coughed twice in embarrassment, reluctantly parted Du Xuefei's hands, and said righteously: "I think I'm also a virgin for more than 20 years, and I've always been like a jade." So girl, please respect yourself!"
Luo San slowly turned around, grabbed Du Xuefei's hand, his eyes flashed with bulingbuling (dazzling) light, slowly lowered his head, raised his feet slightly, and his condescending gaze fell on Du Xuefei's body.
He firmly believes that even if he is not recognized by the wrong person, he will still use his charm to impress the little girl in front of him.
The blue fat man crossed his hands, hung the dead fish eyes, picked up the mirror and combed his three big waves.
"Girl, if you have any problems, you can tell me. Luo Sandao.
Du Xuefei's heart was completely panicked, Luo San in front of him was undoubtedly his brother who had been thinking about her for a long time, but Luo San refused to recognize her, with grievances in her heart, tears overflowed her eyes again, she suddenly raised her head, and Luo San's eyes were opposite, with a sense of blame: "How can you not know me, we are obviously so familiar, you see, the tanuki is holding the comb you sent, and there is your name on it." β
Luo San finally saw Du Xuefei's face clearly, and his heart trembled in an instant. It turned out to be a beautiful landlady! Du Qingqing, who was still greeting this morning.
If it weren't for the fact that the clothes here are different from the earth, Luo San would even kneel down and shout, I will definitely pay this month's rent next year.
It's just that this Du Xuefei looks distressed, her face is pale, and her eyes are tear-stained, and she doesn't know how long she has been crying.
The blue fat man with a big wavy roll hurriedly put away the comb, pretending not to know, and hid it in his pocket casually and peeked at it, and there was really a word 'Luo'. It turned out to be the same as the earth's four Xiluo.
"Beauty, I'm really not your Roger......" Luo San interrogated, but he wanted to treat Du Xuefei as Du Qingqing, but the two of them gave him a completely different feeling. One is youthful and lively, and the other is classical and warm.
Before Luo San's words fell, the corners of Du Xuefei's eyes were a little moist, which made Luo San embarrassed.
"I said, you have been single for more than 20 years and have no girlfriend, and now that you have fallen from the sky, why are you still cowardly. The blue fat man spoke.
"It's not cowardice, it's a matter of principle, I'm ...... as a virgin"
"Brother, do you still refuse to recognize me?" Du Xuefei interrupted Luo San's words, a trace of resoluteness flashed in her teary eyes, and she took out a pair of scissors out of nowhere and stabbed the edge at the jade neck. "Since you don't want me anymore, what's the point of my life. β
said that it was too late, only to hear a whoosh, a collision of wooden shelves, and the fist that the blue fat man took out of his pocket smashed towards Du Xuefei.
Du Xuefei fell in response.
It happened too fast, Luo San didn't react, and the blue fat man complained step by step and put away the huge long fist.
"What are you doing, dead fat man!" Luo San grabbed the little bell of the blue fat man and asked, "Don't you know that you can still use it if you break it?"
The blue fat man's eyes purred, as if he was thinking about what expression to use, and in the end he simply hung the dead fish eyes.
"I just used this move when I hit you, so it's on the top of my pocket. You think I'm you. Brother, you recognize others, don't you recognize them?"
Then looked at Luo San, looking like you idiot.
Luo San glanced at the blue fat man angrily, powerless to refute. Pointing to the blue fat man's red nose, he ran to Du Xuefei's side and picked Du Xuefei up.
Du Xuefei's face was a little more flushed.
"Shy?" Luo San rolled his eyes: "Why weren't you shy when you hugged me just now." β
"People ......" Du Xuefei's face turned even redder, red as a red persimmon, and said angrily: "I hate it, that's not what you treat me like that." β
Luo San gently put Du Xuefei beside the bed, to be honest, he was impulsive at the moment, it was the first time he was so close to a woman, you know, in the earth, it is an island country love action movie, and when it is sublimated, he doesn't know how to start.
"Brother, are you willing to recognize me?" Du Xuefei grabbed the small corner of the quilt and looked at Luo San with a red face.
"Ah, how do you say that...... I'm really not Roger. Luo San slowed down from YY, took two steps back and scratched his head. Du Xuefei's tears that she had finally put away began to roll, and Luo San was so shocked that she hurriedly changed her words: "But if I still say that, you will definitely commit suicide." β
Du Xuefei nodded obediently.
"During this time, it's okay for you to treat me like Roger, but when he comes, I'll hand you over to him. Luo San said so righteously, holding his chin with his right hand, looking old. As everyone knows, I thought that maybe Roger really looks the same as me, then I'm welcome.
"You are!" Du Xuefei pouted, her head twisted away.
You don't say anything, and the atmosphere falls into awkwardness.
Luo Sanyu glanced at the blue fat man, stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers, "There should be music here." β
The blue fat man looked at Luo San dissatisfied, and took out a radio from his pocket.
A song skewer appeared in this room with a rock DJ style, and the blue fat man's round finger stretched out to point to the sky, shaking with the music.
"Why are you so naΓ―ve, you bad man
You fell in love with me wrong, but you laughed it off
The husband is the biggest, and the wife is the second
Daddy, can you sing Little Star
His eldest uncle and his second uncle are all his uncles."
Luo San's happy expression suddenly froze, and Rao is Du Xuefei, a person from another world, couldn't help laughing.
The blue fat man took out another guitar at some point, and his big round hands were stunned, all of which were piercing echoes.
"I'll go to your uncle's. β
With a kick that Luo San couldn't bear to fly, the blue fat man was kicked out again like a parabola.
The huge head has a large round hole in the window.
With a pop, Du Xuefei couldn't hold back her laughter anymore.
Luo San looked at her dumbfoundedly, his little face turned red again, and he said angrily: "My brother always likes to look at people like this." β
"Ahem. Luo San Zhengse said, "I don't know what your name is." β
"What, brother, I forgot my name?" Du Xuefei frowned and looked at Luo San dissatisfied.
"I'm not ......" Before Luo San finished speaking, the door behind him was slammed open, and the blue fat man's eyes turned into flames, and there were two aquatic plants hanging on his head. "No one told me there was a pool outside!"
Luo San slowly turned his head, pointed at the blue fat man, and then pointed to the big hole in the window. "Fix it. β
"No need, it's just a window, I'll let my dad ......" Du Xuefei's words stopped abruptly, and the word "dad" had been hidden in her heart.
"Hey. 30th century robots, why don't they have any ability?" Luo San said disdainfully, as if he hadn't noticed the changes in Du Xuefei.
The blue fat man cleaned up the weeds, groped in his pocket for a long time, only to hear the bell "dangdang" ring three times, and a flashlight appeared, only to see the blue fat man clear his throat: "Restore the flashlight, according to the ......"
Luo San didn't finish listening at all, turned around and looked at Du Xuefei's gloomy expression, and felt a pain in his heart, and hurriedly comforted: "What's wrong?"
Du Xuefei shook her head slightly.
"I said, this flashlight can restore broken things. β
Du Xuefei looked at Luo San in front of him, tilted his head on Luo San's shoulder, and muttered in a low voice: "I'm sorry, I hurt you." β
"According to the Knoll Houston principle, the time can be adjusted back to ......" The blue fat man's raised hand hung on the ground, and his eyes hung down.
"It's okay, am I not here?" Luo San kissed Du Xuefei's forehead lightly.
"I said......" The blue fat man looked at the two of them weakly, tilted his head back, and fell to the ground with a pop.
Luo San turned his head and scolded angrily: "Dead fatty, don't be lazy." Hurriedly turned around and smiled at Du Xuefei: "Don't worry, I will fight for the reputation of a virgin for more than 20 years, and I will also protect you." β
"Poof, my brother likes to say this kind of thing the most, and he used to do it too. By the way, what does it mean to be a virgin?" Du Xuefei looked at Luo San sweetly.
"Before?" Luo San felt a big confusion in his heart, this was his mantra, what kind of virgin was a person in the cultivation realm?
Seeing that Luo San was reluctant to answer, Du Xuefei smiled again. "I always ask you this sentence, and you refuse to say it, by the way, who is this tanuki? Is it my brother's pet?"
"Pet?cut!" Luo San disagreed, "Be my pet, he is not qualified enough......"
Before Luo San's words were finished, Du Xuefei actually raised his hand and pointed to the window, his expression was surprised: "God, god?"