If it is said that Confucianism has no power to restrain the chicken!

The Li Youbai in front of Ji Chen is not a Confucian student. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Li Youbai is slowly walking on Shenyue Lake, as if walking on a mirror. There is one person on the water, and another person is reflected in the lake.

If you look carefully, every time Li Youbai takes a step, a water lotus rises on the surface of the lake, and it comes out.

Step by step!

Li Youbai was calm and light from beginning to end, as if walking on the earth.

Since Li Youbai climbed the Deyue Tower, a total of one hundred and eight steps have been stepped out, and for a long time, these one hundred and eight water lotus flowers have disappeared in the lake.

Ji Chen exclaimed: "I can't imagine that Brother Tai's Confucian mental method 'Inner Sage and Outer King' is so perfect. ”

Li Youbai said modestly: "I can't think of Brother Tai's knowledge, just like Brother Tai's light skills, he is very handsome!"

At this time, the door of Deyue Tower was gently pushed open, and a woman walked out of it, very enchanting, a pair of white and slender legs looming, and most of the snow white was being exposed on her chest.

Li Youbai and Ji Chen still had the calmness just now, their eyes stared directly at the woman's chest, and they couldn't help but swallow their saliva.

The woman laughed, if thousands of butterflies fell into the flowers, the woman knew that no matter how elegant and holy a man was, he would show a hungry wolf expression when he saw her.

Men are all the same.

Mu Xiaokui saw Ji Chen staring at the woman in front of her with a smile, and she was jealous, and stepped on Ji Chen's feet with all her strength.

Ji Chen was in pain and asked, "What are you doing?"

Mu Xiaokui's mouth was crooked, and she said angrily: "What are you talking about, staring at this fox spirit for a long time, and losing your soul?"

The woman didn't get angry when she saw Mu Xiaokui calling her a fox spirit, those who can be called fox spirits these years are extremely beautiful!

Ji Chen saw the woman laughing and asked, "What is the girl laughing at?"

The woman's laughter trembled, and she said, "The slave laughs at the stupidity. ”

"Oh! why?" asked Ji Chen.

The woman lightly opened her lips and said: "This Deyue Tower is a place of wind and snow, a place where the man is chic and happy, the work of the slave family can make the son ecstasy, and the son will bring the family over, won't it be in the way." ”

After listening, Ji Chen nodded approvingly: "The girl said that it makes sense and has been taught." ”

Mu Xiaokui was not complacent because of the sentence 'Son-in-law brought the family over', but was angry and said angrily: "You fox spirit, you will do those tricks indiscriminately." ”

"But some stinky men like it, these indiscriminate tricks! Women should have the appearance of a woman, and the work of dancing knives and guns is left to men. ”

The woman glanced at the soul chasing sheath in Mu Xiaokui's hand, and patted her chest with her slender jade hand, her chest was like a wave, and her eyes were secretly sent, hooking people's souls, and said, "Is what the slave family said right?

The voice is like a yellow warbler, and the bones of the straight people are numb.

Mu Xiaokui's words are like hitting cotton, it doesn't hurt or itch.

The woman took the three of them into the Deyue Tower,

Ji Chen's gaze never took off the woman, and he was staring at the woman's plump buttocks at this time.

The woman seemed to know, and the amplitude of the swing of the plump buttocks was getting bigger and bigger. People can't help but have a burst of evil fire rising in their hearts.

Mu Xiaokui turned Ji Chen's head stiffly, and said solemnly: "If you look at her again, the old lady will gouge out your eyeballs and give them to rhubarb!"

Ji Chen said: "But Rhubarb is not here!"

"Then give it to the fish in Shenyue Lake!" Mu Xiaokui said angrily, and then asked, "Where is she better looking than me." ”

Ji Chen thought for a while and said, "Except for the face, everything else is better than you." ”

Breasts are bigger than yours, legs are longer than you, and waists are thinner than you!

Maybe there's a better life than you!

It's a pity that in this aspect, Ji Chen is a little white, and Mu Xiaokui is even more white.

As for whether Li Youbai is a little white or not, it is not known.

Under Li Youbai's seemingly calm appearance, the evil fire in his heart has already been burning, and now he is reciting the words of the sages vigorously.

Although the bull's head is not in the horse's mouth, it has some effect in the end.

The woman was also curious, if it was a guest on weekdays, she would have come up a long time ago, but the two people in the back could really bear it.

But she didn't dare to ask, the three people behind her were ordered by the landlord to go down, and they wanted to be entertained, and they couldn't be lazy.

She didn't dare not listen to the landlord's words, she thought that these three people must have extraordinary backgrounds.

After preparing food and wine for the three of them, she took her leave, walked to the door, turned around and said, "If you two have any needs, you can call the slave family, keep them to the satisfaction of the two, and the slave family's name is ......."

When Mu Xiaokui heard this, she hurriedly stepped forward and pushed the woman out of the door, the woman seemed to have suffered endless humiliation, looking at Ji Chen and Li Youbai pitifully, her eyes were complaining, like a resentful woman in the deep boudoir who was alone in the empty room.

"Bang!"

The door was slammed shut, Mu Xiaokui turned around and said, "This fox spirit is really shameless, come!

Mu Xiaokui was just about to sit down, Ji Chen took out something from his arms, Mu Xiaokui saw it, his face suddenly drooped, and there was also a resentful woman in his eyes.

Ji Chen picked up a chicken leg, handed it to Mu Xiaokui, and said, "Reading the Analects while eating chicken legs is a match." ”

Mu Xiaokui reluctantly opened her mouth to bite the chicken leg, then snatched the Analects from Ji Chen's hand and stood on the edge of the corner.

If you want to be poor, go to the next level.

In the Deyue Building, it is the same, the higher the number of floors, the more lush and beautiful the scenery will be, the room of the three people is on the eighth floor, which is already nearly thirty zhang high.

As soon as you push the window, you can enjoy the scenery of the lake.

The room was carefully furnished, a roll of sandalwood was slowly burning, and the four treasures of the study were also placed on the desk.

Dozens of pots of chrysanthemums are placed around the room, the yellow is elegant, the white is noble, the purple is warm and deep, splashing, and the autumn wind is blooming.

A tree of begonias behind him looks against it,

I didn't expect to see begonias blooming in such autumn and winter.

Steal the pear stamen and borrow a wisp of plum blossom soul.

But no one said that this begonia is, not a pear or a plum?

The two drank wine, listened to the song, looked at the scenery outside the window, and were content!

Ji Chen pouted and said, "This wine is not much better than the wine on the roadside wine stall." I always feel a little muddy!"

Li Youbai said: "The wine in this Deyue Building can't be drunk dry, it has to be accompanied by something." ”

"With what?" Ji Chen asked.

Without waiting for Li Youbai to say, Mu Xiaokui, who was reading the Analects on the side, hurriedly said, "It must be accompanied by a table full of wine and food!"

Ji Chen glared, Mu Xiaokui stuck out her tongue and continued to lower her head to read.

But when he saw the chrysanthemum at Mu Xiaokui's feet, Ji Chen laughed.

Seeing this, Li Youbai exclaimed: "Brother Tai understands wine,"

"Xiao Aoi, bring the pot of chrysanthemums at your feet. Ji Chen said.

Mu Xiaokui pursed her lips, even if she didn't let me eat wine, she let me do this and that.

Mu Xiaokui didn't look back, she flicked the soul chasing sheath, and the pot of chrysanthemums at her feet flew out upside down, and Ji Chen held it steadily.

Ji Chen let the chrysanthemums break away from the stamens one by one and fall into the jug.

The autumn moon is boundless, cooking wine with chrysanthemums, and people are drunk with begonias.

Ji Chen smelled the wine in the cup, and sure enough, the aroma was overflowing.

drank a few cups with Li Youbai, and it became more and more secluded.

Chrysanthemum boiled wine, the wine is clearer, the clear water is beautiful, and the shadow is thicker.

"Aoi, come and have a drink!" Ji Chen said.

Mu Xiaokui was sulking, and when she heard Ji Chen's words, she snorted coldly and continued to read

Seeing Mu Xiaokui's expression, Li Youbai grew up and said, "Brother Tai, go and persuade her, this little girl's temper is stubborn!"

Ji Chen shrugged his shoulders, poured a glass of wine, walked to Mu Xiaokui's side, and said softly: "Didn't you come here to eat this wine? If you don't eat at this time, you won't have a chance in the future." ”

Mu Xiaokui said lightly: "I'll come by myself in the future." ”

Ji Chen said: "You come by yourself, then the wine you cook must not be as mellow as the one in my hand." ”

Mu Xiaokui stared at Ji Chen's eyes and said, "Who said that?"

Ji Chen said: "I said it." ”

Ji Chen thought for a while and said, "I don't think I will look at that fox spirit in the future, okay?"

Mu Xiaokui's eyes finally shifted from the Analects, and Zhengse said, "Seriously!"

Ji Chen said: "I let rhubarb eat my eyeballs when I was watching!"

Mu Xiaokui said: "Rhubarb is not here!"

Ji Chenyou said: "Then let the fish in Shenyue Lake eat it!"

Mu Xiaokui laughed out loud and said, "I can listen to this carefully!"

Mu Xiaokui took the wine glass in Ji Chen's hand, smelled its fragrance first, then took a sip, and then drank it all.

Mu Xiaokui said: "This wine is delicious for you to cook!"

Ji Chen's smile became brighter and brighter.

The moonlight sprinkled down and fell into Mu Xiaokui's cup.

Mu Xiaokui sighed lightly: "Wen a pot of moonlight wine!"