Chapter 34: The Next Miracle
The gongs and drums in Anle Town were noisy, and Wang Yizhi pulled the corner of a woman's clothes and asked, "Sister-in-law, why is this so lively?"
"You're a foreigner, aren't you? We're marrying a girl and asking God, you have to laugh like us, you have to laugh, you know?
"Why are you laughing?" Wang Yizhi asked with a deliberate straight face. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Why do you have to laugh?" Li Muyang already had a smile on his face when he spoke, and Wang Yizhi was no exception.
What kind of feeling is it for the crowd around to be smiling and staring at you, Wang Yizhi believes that no one will want to try it a second time.
"Uncle Wang, are we in the wrong place?"
"I don't know, depending on the situation, the situation is not right, let's just slip away"
Li Muyang nodded clearly, and asked the somewhat unreliable system in his heart, "What is it to marry a girl and invite God?"
"It is to marry a woman to a clay sculpture and a statue wrapped in a golden body"
"What do you mean?"
"Young man, you are really stupid, don't want it, have you heard the story of the river god?"
"Nope"
"Alas, then the good system will reluctantly tell you about it"
Li Muyang rolled his eyes and dragged Wang Yizhi out.
"Legend has it that the river god can bless the water and soil and the rain is smooth, and the people sacrifice a virgin to the river god in order to thank the river god, do you understand?"
"Understood" Li Muyang understood in seconds, he smelled the aroma of barbecue and asked Wang Yizhi, who was munching on the side, "Where did you get the pig thigh?"
Wang Yizhi was gnawing on the meat head, and she didn't raise her head and said directly, "I took the sheep on the road"
"Huh?"
"Ahem", Wang Yizhi reacted at this time, insulting the Kunlun Mountain Gate, and he selectively forgot what he said.
With a straight face, he said, "The pork I am holding in my hand is my favorite, I see that there are different things on it and want to take a look, I didn't think we would run so fast, and the pig thigh is now in my hand."
Li Muyang smiled and didn't speak, and threw a look at Wang Yizhi to let Wang Yizhi figure it out to himself.
Wang Yizhi changed the topic: "Then where are we going now?"
"It's the same everywhere, you watch, I'll follow you" Li Muyang was idle and had nothing to do, and after writing a letter to report his peace, he walked Wang Yizhi in an all-round way.
Wang Yizhi picked up Li Muyang and ran, and Li Muyang actively cooperated.
As soon as I entered the door, I was frightened by the sound of crying and shaking the sky.
"Woo woo woo ......"
Its sound is like the wailing of a night owl, and its scene is shocking, only to see a tender woman carrying a coffin crying outside the door, and no one on the street can see it.
Li Muyang listened to a rough idea, it was nothing more than the matter of occupying the magpie's nest, Wang Yizhi was not a person who liked to watch the excitement, so he took Li Muyang to the inn.
If you have any money, you have to stay and rest first, after Wang Yizhi settled Li Muyang, he went to the pawnshop, and when he came back, the sword in his hand was gone.
"Here, Yunying chicken is delicious!"
Li Muyang looked at the Yunying chicken wrapped in a cow paper package in front of him, and the fragrance had already wafted into his stomach.
"Don't look at me, I've already eaten, plus live in peace"
"Boy, the guy in front of you is very good!"
"And then?"
"And then there was no then"
Li Muyang ignored the system and slept on the couch until most of the night, only to find that the night was late after he woke up.
The man in black escaped from the air with the help of the eaves, and a woman was in hot pursuit.
Li Muyang followed and watched out of curiosity, and afterwards he was extremely glad about his decision.
"Yellow pig, you have no way to escape, just capture it!"
"Phew, are you stupid when you are Lao Tzu? What do you say about being caught, and the people who were caught back to the Moving Shadow Palace all went in vertically and came out horizontally."
"Now I can give you the whole corpse, it won't harm your family, if I catch it and send it to the Shadow Shifting Palace, death will become a luxury"
"Grass, dead girl, you can catch Lao Tzu and talk about it!"
Li Muyang saw that these two people were like cats and mice, and he didn't make a move if you ran away from me for a long time, so he was disgusted, picked up a small pebble and hit the woman's calf.
"Who?"
"Haha, idiot," Huang Banan, the yellow-skinned rat, took out a medicinal powder from his arms and sprinkled it behind him, resulting in a bright light ensuing.
He hurriedly dodged, and the sword light followed him like a shadow, and suddenly changed from one to two and then to countless times.
Huang Banan is not a person who accepts his fate, lying on the ground and pretending to be dead to avoid the sword body, and then jumping back and hugging Lou Xiaoyu is a fat beating.
"I'll let you chase, I'll let you be arrogant, Lao Tzu eats enough for the whole family and doesn't starve, I'm afraid of an eagle"
Lou Xiaoyu took a few punches, and while Huang Banan was distracted, she immediately wound up like a snake and a stick.
Scissor feet, vices, golden throats, you come and go, no matter what you do.
"Young man, when will you wait if you don't make a move at this time?" The fish and mussels are fighting, and the fishermen are profiting, so don't hurry up while they are inseparable!"
"What's next?"
"Of course, it's a death for each of the left and right hands, and see if it will reveal any martial arts cheats or martial arts history or something like that."
"Noshi?"
"You can understand it as groundless"
Li Muyang dragged a one-person-high thick sword forward, "Hello two, goodbye two"
How could Lou Xiaoyu Huang Banan let a stinky boy who had not dried up kill them and tacitly agreed to stop.
Huang Banan clenched his fists and giggled in his hands, laughing hideously, "Stinky boy, I must make you look good today"
Lou Xiaoyu pulled out her soft sword again and didn't say anything with vicious and cruel words, she always thought that actions were more useful than words.
Li Muyang was a little struggling, this person's tall sword was about the same height as his father, and it was already very good that he could lift it, so he would use this sword to slap someone in the face?
Seeing the woman walking towards him menacingly, Li Muyang felt extremely sad in his heart, just slapping his face? It's very good not to be slapped in the face by others!
"Young man, don't be presumptuous, believe in yourself, you are the next miracle, come, listen to my command to raise your right hand"
A dead horse is treated as a live horse doctor, and Li Muyang listens to it.
A bolt of lightning came so slowly that the sky thundered, and the woman fell to the ground, convulsive.
Huang Banan saw that something was wrong and hurriedly slipped away.
The thunder accumulated more and more, Li Muyang was not spared, he was scorched black, and the whole person was half dead.
What's going on? System, you come out and explain.
"Ahem, it may be that this system is too against the sky, the way of heaven is not tolerated, Uncle Ben is so hard, you hurry up and decide good and evil, I want to eliminate half of the things, so sincere, I don't think I will use thunder to smash you again"
"Good and evil?"
"Good and evil are one, there is good and there is evil, there is evil and there is good, good and evil can breed each other, since this is the case, then I choose evil for good"
"That's good"
Li Muyang only heard a sound, and then heard the system say, "There is a woman in front of you who is still breathing, please implement the stone falling into the well and make her angry to death"
Li Muyang rubbed his nose and held the long sword and said, "Who are you?"
"Lou Xiaoyu, the person under the door of the Shadow Shifting Palace, is ordered to hunt down the yellow-skinned mouse Huang Banan"
"Is there a token?"
"Yes" Lou Xiaoyu groped around his waist and didn't find it, "I was in too much hurry to go out and forgot to bring it"
"Then what evidence can prove the truth of what you say?"
Lou Xiaoyu wanted to vomit blood, "Why don't you let me come up with evidence to prove that I am Lou Xiaoyu?"
"Sounds pretty reliable. Since that's the case, you hurry up and run away to prove that you are yourself" Li Muyang joked that it was completely inappropriate.
Lou Xiaoyu was struck by lightning more than once, and now she is stiff, so she can move her hands, which does not affect her thinking about life issues.
"Drop, the boy killed her is the fastest solution, she was struck by lightning and couldn't take care of herself, a woman in her cardamom years shouldn't live in such pain"