Chapter 313: Eating Relatives Dafa
Everyone saw Lu Xiaofeng walk out, except for Hua Manlou, the rest looked at Lu Xiaofeng in shock, because Hua Manlou couldn't see it, he calmly held the wine glass, smiled and didn't move, Lu Xiaofeng straightened his clothes, and said with a smile, "You conscienceless things, if you have wine, call me." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Saying that, he strode over, and everyone was overjoyed when they saw it, and hurriedly stood up to make way, and the monk said, "We have wine, why do we call you?"
Lu Xiaofeng sat down, grabbed the wine jar, drank it all, and then "Ah ......" roared loudly, Sikong Picking Star also followed the wine jar of wine, roaring loudly, and the monk also stood up, drinking like Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Picking Stars, roaring loudly, howling like a wolf.
Hua Manlou listened to it and said with a smile, "Okay, let's all sit down and drink happily, lest others say that we are drunkards!"
Sikong Xingxing looked at everyone and said, "The whole world is turbid, I am alone, everyone is drunk and I am sober, I don't want to be poor, I don't want to have it, I hope that the Yangtze River will turn into fine wine, a mouthful of meat will come to a mouthful of wine, there will be wine today, I will be drunk tomorrow, tomorrow will be sad, I will drink mine, what does it have to do with others? Why should I care about other people's evaluations?"
When Lu Xiaofeng heard this, he couldn't help laughing and said, "Okay! Well said, I do my own thing, I'm happy, go my own way, and to hell with other people's opinions! ”
Sikong Xingxing didn't look at Lu Xiaofeng, and said, "Why should I drink with you?"
These words frightened everyone, they had just experienced the test of life and death, but they woke up still drunk and hazy.
Lu Xiaofeng didn't think so, and said with a hippie smile, "I want to drink with you to prove that you are still alive in my heart and have the status of drinking with me." ”
Sikong Xingxing sighed and said, "Hey, no wonder you live so tired, it turns out that you live in your heart, your heart is saltier than the sea, hotter than fire, dirtier than thatch, how can I live in your heart?"
Lu Xiaofeng restrained his smile, he wanted to say sorry, but as soon as the words came to his mouth, he couldn't say a word, he said uncomfortably, "Whether you want to drink it or not, I want to drink it with you!"
Sikong Xingxing glanced at Lu Xiaofeng, understood what he wanted to say in his heart, raised the wine jar suddenly, and shouted, "After drinking the wine in the jar, you go, I will go, let's go, go to the mouth of hell, and when I saw the king of Hades roaring loudly, I still have to drink!"
The two of them carried wine in one hand, looking up to the sky and drinking, their eyes were full of crystal tears, and their hearts were flowing with bright red blood, what they drank was not wine, but tears in their eyes, blood in their hearts, and they drank sympathy for the same disease, and drank the infinite longing for their beloved.........
There are nine times out of ten that life is unsatisfactory, but for the two of them, this kind of unsatisfactory is like a broken thread hanging from the sky, and there are only two people in the whole world.
The people saw their thoughts, saw the blood dripping in their hearts, they had lost too much, and gained nothing, people could not take anything from the world, they could only silently sacrifice for it, shed tears for it, and grieve for it.
Sikong Xingxing and Lu Xiaofeng drank it all, they looked at each other, Sikong Xingxing said, "The wine has also been drunk, it's time to leave, from now on, you take your single-plank bridge, and I will cross my Yangguan Road." ”
When Lu Xiaofeng saw that he was leaving, he didn't keep him, and turned to the flower full of buildings. "Blind, do you know the Dafa of eating relatives and turtles?"
When Sikong picked up the stars and heard it, it was the Dafa of eating relatives and turtles, so he stopped and listened attentively. Hua Manlou said in astonishment, "What? Eating Relatives and Turtles Sucking Dafa? Where did you hear about this vicious martial arts?"
Lu Xiaofeng said, "Do you know the Martial Arts Alliance's Master Yu Documents?"
Hua Manlou nodded and said, "The head of the world's first sect, the master of the Martial Arts League, Yu Wen, Ren borrowed a hand, crisscrossing the rivers and lakes, although I have never seen it, but I have already heard of the name." ”
Lu Xiaofeng said, "Yes, last time I returned to Jinling with you, I used the legend of the full moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival and the appearance of the Qilin in the Three Classics, and captured him, and then he was caught by the prefect, cut off his arms, and broke his legs, but I never thought that he actually survived and escaped from the prison." ”
Hua Manlou said, "Could it be that he will eat the pro-turtle and suck the Dafa?"
Lu Xiaofeng said, "Yes, after he escaped from the prison, he used the legend of the ghost to scare the shopkeeper of the Mengle Inn, and then took his right arm. ”
Flowers all over the hallway," This food turtle sucks Dafa, originally created by a eunuch in the Inner Palace, he castrated himself, to the palace, and later became the general manager, serving thousands of concubines every day, there is a desire in his heart, but the body is not successful, so he began to study hard, and finally developed this food pro-Dafa, but he is a eunuch, no son, so he returned to his hometown to eat his father, and finally practiced the Dafa of eating relatives, this martial arts is not only the multiplication of internal force, the most powerful point is that any part of the body can be transferred without effort. ”
Sikong Xingxing said, "Yes, as long as the other party is not dead, after he cuts off other people's hands and feet, he can be planted on his own body." ”
Hua Manlou said, "Yes, this eunuch pretended to be a ghost in the countryside, and after scaring a strong man in the neighborhood, he cut off the thing, planted it on himself, returned to the palace, did whatever he wanted, and mixed with the concubines and concubines in the harem all day long, and lived a happy life, and later after the emperor knew about it, he cut it off again, and soon he borrowed it again. Later, the emperor had no choice, so he ordered the master of Ouchi to arrest him and burn him alive in the fire. ”
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "It turns out that this turtle sucking Dafa was originally just used to borrow other people's things in the cholera harem. He sighed and said, "Then you've heard of the Demon Paradise in the Yelang region?"
The monk asked in amazement, "What? Demon Paradise? What is that place?"
Lu Xiaofeng said, "I heard that in the Yelang area, a new organization has emerged, the yellow sky is old, there is no way in the world, the catastrophe is coming, the heaven and the earth are dark, the sun and the moon have no light, the great injustice has been washed away, and the Demon Paradise has arisen Since then, an evil organization has arisen in the rivers and lakes, the Demon Paradise. ”
Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but feel cold behind them, just listening to the three words of Demon Paradise made everyone tremble.
Hua Manlou smiled and said, "Don't you want to be nosy again!"
Lu Xiaofeng said, "What is there in the world? I haven't been to Yelang either, and I can't go to it, it's not bad to look at this Demon Paradise, if it's really a paradise, I'll find a third wife and four concubines there, why not have children there?"
Sikong Xingxing jumped up and roared, "The surname is Lu, I know that you don't have any good intentions, you always want to find a pure land, and you want to swallow it alone, do you still have a conscience? He jumped into the back hall and smashed the hapless caravan.
Sikong Xingxing was still angry, and shouted, "The surname is Lu, you wait, I will let you go and have no return, you go, I will let you shed your skin if you don't die!"
As he spoke, the man was a few feet away, and disappeared in a blink of an eye. But I don't know why Sikong Xingxing didn't let Lu Xiaofeng go to the land of Yelang, if you want to know what will happen next, please see the next breakdown! )