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People called that mountain fairy mountain, and also made up many stories and legends of the gods on the fairy mountain.

The famous rivers and mountains are easy to see, but the gods are difficult to see.

At the foot of this majestic fairy mountain, there is a small city, and the city is called "Worship Immortal City".

There is a poor family in Baixian City who has relied on grinding and selling tofu for generations, and there is a young man in this family.

The young man's name is Xu Changsheng, and he is very dissatisfied with his current life.

Look, before dawn, he was about to be called up by the master to grind tofu.

"Xu-long-life!Hurry-up-bed-it!"

An extremely loud and long, shrew-like cry roared outside Xu Chang's bedroom, which was as simple as a hut.

It was a woman with a big waist and a round waist, her fat body trembled three times with every step, a pair of squinting eyes that were originally small because of obesity were staring like copper bells at the moment, and her hands were crossed on her waist, and her momentum was extremely strong, and the battlefield generals were nothing more than that.

She is the fierce woman of the main family, named Jiang Cailian.

If you only listen to this name, it is also very charming, and it sounds like a graceful lotus picking girl, which is wonderful.

"Ahh

Xu Changsheng, who had done a good dream, was awakened, got up with a bone, and responded loudly while getting dressed very quickly.

He opened the broken wooden door, which was worse than a thatched hut as if it would collapse at the slightest blow of the wind, and smiled and greeted the woman as he walked out.

"Auntie, so early? Yo, you seem to have lost weight again. ”

"Really?"

Jiang Cailian just likes to hear others say that she has lost weight again, and every time she hears it, she feels very happy.

Xu Changming opened his eyes and opened his mouth to speak: "What am I lying to you for?" Auntie, you are really getting thinner and thinner, and you will soon be able to lose weight like a lightning bolt. ”

Xu Changming opened his eyes and said nonsense, while walking towards the water tank in the courtyard and began to fetch water and wash up.

Jiang Cailian laughed, her mood was very happy, and the pile of horizontal meat on her chest was constantly trembling, like a pile of big white steamed buns.

"Xu Changsheng, I just like your mouth, you can really speak, and I feel comfortable in my heart. ”

Xu Changming raised his head and smiled, like a seductive uncle tempting an innocent and ignorant little girl with a sugar gourd.

He smiled and said, "Auntie, discuss something, you see a dark cloud floating in the sky, it is estimated that there will be a heavy rain today, or ...... Grinding a load of beans less?"

Jiang Cailian suddenly stared at a pair of small squints, crossed her hands on her waist, and roared with a Hedong lion: "Stinky boy, I know what kind intentions you are not worried about, go and grind beans!"

After roaring, I don't know where she pulled out a leather whip and snapped it to the ground.

"It's windy, it's!"

Xu Changming hurriedly ran into the mill not far away, and began to be busy like a donkey, salvaging the beans that had been soaked before going to bed last night, pouring them into the grinding plate, pushing the grinding plate with his hands, and grinding the tofu again and again.

"Well, who told me to send someone under the fence? It's a hard day, tired and boring, when is it a head?"

After grinding it, he sighed, and his face was sad like an old grandfather.

Load after load, finally when the sky was slightly bright, all the beans were grinded.

After grinding the beans, Xu Changming began to make tofu, the first output is fresh soy milk, and the second is fresh and tender new tofu.

"Selling soy milk!"

The sound of Xu Changsheng shouting loudly sounded at the door of the tofu factory, and it was the peak time for drinking soy milk in the morning, and it was selling well.

After the soy milk is sold, the fresh and tender tofu is sold.

"Sell tofu!"

From morning to night, such shouts will always sound at the door of the tofu factory.

"Old and young masters, big and small girls, pass by, don't miss it, do the math, know your fate, know the future. Count marriage, count high, count wealth, count peace, come once, count it, don't count it, don't count it, don't count it, don't want money! Heavenly Lingling, Earth Lingling, I am Zhang Banxian, Zhang Banxian knows astronomy and geography, counts heaven and earth, counts everyone, Zhang Banxian has opened fortune-telling again!"

On the other side of the tofu shop, there is a fortune-telling stall, a white-bearded old man with black glasses, shouting and pinching his fingers to calculate.

Xu Changming glanced at the old fortune teller, rolled his eyes, and scolded in a low voice: "How many days has this old liar been, and he hasn't left yet?"

Not to mention, the white-bearded old man finished shouting, and sure enough, another young girl sat down in front of his stall.

"Beauty, marriage?"

Zhang Banxian opened his mouth and asked.

"Huh, how do you know?"

The young girl was amazed.

Zhang Banxian looked unpredictable, touched his white beard, shook his head, and said with a smile: "I, Zhang Banxian, know astronomy and geography, and I know everything. ”

"Then may I ask the half-immortal, why does my husband frequently not return at night recently?"

"Well, beauty, reach out first......"

......

Xu Changming saw that the old liar's business was very hot, and he couldn't help but roll his eyes out again, and scolded: "Old liar!

The morning passed quickly, so it was time for lunch.

Xu Changming took a bowl of rice, squatted on the threshold of the tofu workshop, and while pulling the food, he stared at the old liar opposite, the old liar who could speak well earned a lot more than he worked hard to grind tofu and sell tofu, and he was not convinced.

"Old liar, don't let me catch you!"

Xu Changming took a bite of the food fiercely.

His brows suddenly furrowed, and he turned around and shouted towards the tofu shop: "Qiu Xiang, the tofu has to be fried to be delicious, and the garlic sprouts are fried and fried to the tofu, that is called fragrant!"

The lukewarm and indifferent reply of the girl named Qiu Xiang came from the tofu workshop: "You can eat if you have to, why are you talking so much nonsense?"

"Then why do you use the leftover tofu sold yesterday? The leftover tofu can only be made into stinky tofu. ”

Xu Changming shouted again.

"Stinky tofu has been made a lot. ”

Qiu Xiang replied lukewarmly and indifferently.

"Then pour it out, your own people want to eat fresh tofu. ”

Xu Changming shouted back for the third time.

A young girl rushed out of the tofu workshop, holding a stir-fry spoon in one hand and a pink fist in the other.

She is Qiu Xiang, the daughter of the main family, and Xu Changsheng grew up as a childhood sweetheart, her appearance is very ordinary, similar to her mother, but very slender, and the girl who is about to grow up is faintly a little graceful.

Qiu Xiang finally got angry, she angrily smashed her fist on the head of Xu Changming, who was squatting on the threshold, and scolded condescendingly: "Xu Changsheng! If you don't want to eat, throw it out for me! Don't fucking ramble!"

Xu Changming touched the head that was hurt by her, looked up at her and said, "Qiu Xiang, how many times have you said it, girls should be reserved, gentle, kind, and don't beat people at every turn." Don't you know? It's not cute for a girl to hit someone. ”

"You're still talking nonsense, you're still fucking nonsense, and I'm going to take your job away if you talk nonsense. ”

Qiu Xiang waved the stir-fry spoon while reaching out to snatch the rice bowl of Xu Changlife.

Xu Changsheng naturally wouldn't let her take away her job, and while standing up, he said bitterly: "Qiu Xiang, you are going to marry someone in the future, you look like a fierce person, how can you marry?

Qiu Xiang finally couldn't bear it anymore, and hit Xu Changming's body with a spoon, splashing a few drops of vegetable oil.

"Sell your tofu. ”

Qiu Xiang glared at him, and walked back into the tofu kitchen with a stir-fry spoon, she was going to finish stir-frying the rest of the dishes.

Xu Changming touched the place where she was beaten very painfully, sat down again, sat on the threshold with his ass, picked up the rice bowl, and began to pull the food again.

"Alas, the dishes made by this autumn fragrance are really getting more and more unpalatable. My life is really bitter. ”

Xu Changming was pulling the food while aiming at the fortune-telling stall opposite.

At this glance, I was taken aback.

The old liar's chopsticks fell to the ground, and he didn't bend down to pick them up, so he reached out and waved his hand lightly to the chopsticks on the ground.

Sou!

The chopsticks flew back into his hand in amazement.

This is the means of the gods to control things!

The old liar hurriedly looked around as if he was afraid of being seen, so his eyes met the eyes of Xu Changming, who was sitting on the threshold of the tofu shop.

Xu Changming saw this scene of surprise completely, and was so surprised that he even fell to the ground.

Bang dang!

The rice bowl was shattered, and the food was spilled all over the floor.

Xu Changming muttered, "This is ...... This is a fairy! The old liar has become a living fairy!"