Chapter 659

"Axi, the gods and Buddhas in the sky, no matter who hears it, can you do me a favor and help me drop a lightning bolt and kill the goods in front of me?"

"I said, captain, what did I say or do wrong that made you suddenly so violent?" Han Bailu asked with a puzzled look as he ate the instant noodles in his hand.

Xiao Yi patted Han Bailu's shoulder earnestly and said, "It's okay, it's not your fault, it's that this world is full of deep malice towards you, and the whole world is targeting you!

Let you talk nonsense in this place, let you be shameless in this place! The girl who hurt others did not resist, but cooperated with you very much, catering to your various actions, do you dare to be a little more disgusting as a salty wet guy!?

Then why did you sue me why the girl took the initiative to cooperate with you, but she reported you the next day, don't say anything, maybe the person she was waiting for at night was not you or something, in fact, I think a lot of Cheng dΓΉ may be because your life is not good, which makes people unhappy, what do you think?"

The pure Han Bailu scratched his head and said very incomprehensibly: "What do you mean, what can't you live?"

Xiao Yi continued to pat Han Bailu's shoulder earnestly and said, "Young man, you are still too young, let me tell you a story."

There used to be a pair of boyfriends and girlfriends, they loved each other, but the family did not agree, the girl couldn't stand this torment and finally proposed to break up, the boy came from far away and said that he wanted to meet the girl, and after meeting, he would accept whatever the result was.

In this way, he sent text messages to the girl while walking towards the girl's house, and the distance between them kept getting closer, one thousand meters, five hundred meters, one hundred meters, fifty meters, ten meters, five meters!

The girl also loves this boy psychologically, so she is reluctant to give up the boy, and finally agreed to meet, and the two finally met.

One meter, half a meter, twenty minutes, ten centimeters, minus three centimeters, and then they broke up, do you know why?"

"Why?" asked Han Bailu as stupidly as a little white.

"Because the biggest pain in men is that when you should be long, you are not long enough. Xiao Yi lit a cigarette and took a deep breath, then replied in a pretended deep voice.

"Wait a minute, I'm trying to understand what you're talking about! Don't talk nonsense, I'm definitely longer than three centimeters, and the girl's voice sounded pleasant that night, she won't hold a grudge because of my technical problems!"

"Han Bailu, you are shameless, you are a person who has never touched a woman, you actually told me with a shy face that your level is very good, and you still have to be shameless? In short, that's basically what it is, not to mention anything else, now you have two choices, either marry the other party, and tell the other party that you are very strong with practical actions, or you will die with a humiliating name, and when others come to your tombstone in the future, they will point to your tombstone and say" It's this person, if you can't do it, you have to harm other girls, and you are denounced by other girls with a grudge, it's really embarrassing!"

Xiao Yi's words are too vicious, in fact, Han Bailu has already prepared to die, but when Xiao Yi said this, where does he dare to die now?

"Then what do you say, anyway, I won't marry that girl, I have no relationship with her at all. I also know that what I did to ruin her reputation is very wrong, and I already plan to repay it with my life, so you don't need to use some radical tactics to stimulate me in this place!" Han Bailu said very firmly, and if Xiao Yi dared to continue, Han Bailu would commit suicide immediately.

Xiao Yi slapped the big bowl of noodles that he had just eaten with the ash net, and then said earnestly: "Young man, listen to me, you are still too young to know how to cherish some things." Life is the most beautiful existence in the world, don't say you want to die or anything lightly, because once you lose your life, you will never be able to enjoy other beautiful mistakes.

You haven't had a good communication with that girl, how do you know that you don't like each other, and you admit that the other party is really good-looking.

Let me say that feelings are such a thing, the probability of love at first sight is too small, basically it needs to be cultivated slowly, since you have already been in bed, then it is easy to say, and the feelings will naturally come out after a few more times, just the so-called love over time! As long as you are willing, it is possible!"

"I said Captain Xiao Yi, why do I think what you said seems to be very reasonable, but this doesn't sound serious!"

"Don't make this kind of joke, boy, okay, what kind of thing is serious about adults?Anyway, I've said so much, what are you going to do?I really decided not to marry other girls, so why did you harm others at that time?" Xiao Yi pulled Han Bailu over, hugged the other party's shoulders and sat next to him.

"So I didn't mean it, we've all struggled with three thousand words in this matter, is this really appropriate!"

"Nonsense, how can there be such a good thing in the world, you touched the girl's bed in a daze, and then the girl catered to you in a daze, you are especially teasing me! Where in the world are there so many good things, if this is the case, there will still be such a creature as a single! If you don't make this sentence clear, it will mislead Xiao Penyu at that time!"

"So I kept saying it, I didn't really want to go in, I didn't know what was wrong with me at the time, I went in in a daze, I thought I might have been plotted by someone, maybe someone else used something I don't know what kind of means to control my body at that time!"

"Hey, I said that we have to be shameless and have a little limit, and now I have actually begun to say that your body was accused at the time, don't make trouble, okay, is this going to be transformed into science fiction?" Xiao Yi reached out and touched the other party's forehead, looking like you are sick.

"I'm really not joking, there should be this kind of spell in the cultivation realm, but the other party did it quite secretly, and I was very panicked afterwards, so I didn't think about this matter carefully, now that I think about it, it's really very possible, isn't it!

This can explain why that girl didn't resist but cooperated with me very much, I think she must have been accused by others!" The more Han Bailu's face became ugly, because he felt that it was very likely that it was indeed like this.

Seeing Han Bailu's determined appearance, Xiao Yi was embarrassed to continue complaining, he sat down and sorted out his thoughts and said, "Let's take a good look at this matter, if what you said is true, and your judgment just now is accurate, then we might as well try to think about it in this direction."

First of all, no matter what kind of thing it is, there must always be a motive, right, why would the other party do this, and what would be the benefit of doing it to the other party?

"If I knew I wouldn't be in this place now, I would be damned, why didn't I react to this situation at the time, if I could have figured it out then, I wouldn't be so passive now. After such a long time, I think some of the evidence left behind at that time may have been disposed of long ago. Saying that, Han Bailu covered his head and squatted on the ground in pain, and he could see that this incident really had a great impact on him.

"Calm and calm, it hasn't reached the point of the end of the world yet, and things are still taking a turn for the better. In this world, if it is artificially made to make it possible, no matter how it is handled, it will always be able to find clues, as long as you follow these clues and investigate them, you will definitely be able to find the cats in it!

By the way, I've been talking to you for so long, and I don't know what sect that girl is, but I just know that the other party is a person from a small sect. ”

"Little sect, who told you that the other party is a small sect?" Han Bailu looked at Xiao Yi with a frightened expression, as if he had heard the biggest joke in his life.

"From the time I came in to the present, all the people I have met except you have told me that the other party is a disciple of a small sect, isn't this how things are?" Xiao Yi also chuckled psychologically, and now he also felt that there might be a real problem here.

Han Bailu pondered for a while and said, "How to say it, it's not impossible to say that the other party is a person from a small sect, and it is not an exaggeration to say that the other party is a big sect."

In fact, this is the case, although the scale of the other sect is not very large now, and there are not many disciples under it, but after all, it has also been in the cultivation realm before. You know the eight major sects guarding the border of the Xiuzhen Realm, this is the time when the Demon God War, after the victory of the Xiuzhen Realm, the people of the Xiuzhen Realm collectively elected each sect, and they are among them.

The reason why others say that it is a small sect is entirely because their sect has developed very slowly in recent years, and their talents have withered quite a lot, plus they have lost part of their inheritance in the war before, and now they will be thrown away by other sects A considerable distance.

But even so, the foundation of the people is still there, and it is really not an ordinary small sect. ”

"You said so much, which sect is what kind of sect?" Xiao Yi felt a chill on his psychological face the more he listened, and he vaguely felt that he wanted to know something.

"Canghai!"