Twelve o'clock in the afternoon. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

After Luo San finished the call, he simply slept for a while. After brushing his teeth and washing his face, he quickly woke up the blue fat man, and sat at the table by himself and worked hard to write.

"It's outstanding, it's not good. ”

Luo San looked at the textbook and muttered.

He picked up a pen, bored, playfully turned it in his hand, and stuffed his left abalone from yesterday into his mouth with his left hand. Flipping through a text, I kept shaking my head critically.

"This is a primary school student, and some of the words are so clear that I don't even know me, a junior high school graduate. ”

The blue fat man took out his glasses and was just about to put them on his face, but after hearing Luo San's words, he couldn't help but slip his hand.

looked at Luo San with disdain, and was embarrassed to mention it after graduating from junior high school.

But Luo San didn't notice that he was immersed in the sea of books, and every time he saw something wonderful, he picked up the pen and recorded it for annotation.

"Back, Zhu Ziqing...... My memories. ”

Luo San sighed, tears in his eyes, and finally closed the book with satisfaction.

"What? I think of my sad childhood again?" the blue fat man raised his eyebrows.

"I had a sad childhood? I was a genius boy. Luo San pointed to himself, looking incredible.

The blue fat man hung the dead fish and looked at Luo San.

Luo San trembled, and a bad premonition appeared.

At this time, the blue fat man unhurriedly took out his pocket, walked to the window amid Luo San's questioning and intimidation, and picked up a megaphone.

No matter how you look at it, it is an ordinary horn, and the blue fat man gently pressed the red button with a mysterious smile.

"The sun shines in the sky. ”

Luo San's fingers moved slightly.

The flowers smiled at me. ”

Luo San shook his head slightly.

It's -

"The little bird said, early, early, why are you wearing a raincoat. ”

Luo San's eyes widened, and his heart was galloping, this song ......

"I went to see the shower and the landlord undressed ......"

"As soon as you open the window, you can see clearly, and then you can turn on the camera......"

I'm going to die!

Luo San wanted to cry without tears, and at this time, it was no longer pots and pans that were thrown over, but a reply like a swipe.

“66666”

"Give me one. ”

"I want seeds, too. ”

“......”

......

There was a loud snap, and there was a heavy sound of the door closing upstairs.

Luo San shuddered with fright.

Upstairs is the landlord's house......

This was followed by a violent sound of footsteps.

"Brother, let's go. ”

Luo San wanted to beat him up, but he didn't have time now.

"Are you sad?" The blue fat man's eyebrows turned into big waves, and he looked at Luo San with a swish.

"Specially, Luo San, you come out for the old lady!"

Outside the door, there was a shouting and scolding that was urging life.

Luo San was even more bitter in his heart, he really watched it once, yes, just once!

And nothing was taken.

It doesn't matter why the dead fat man will know.

"Ruyi Gate, Ruyi Gate!" Luo San ran over, grabbed the big fat waist of the blue fat man, and pulled out a gate.

"To Happiness Square!" Luo San said to the pink door.

The pink door began to beep and tick, and the rainbow lights on the door frame flickered.

Luo San's heart was burning, and finally, the red light flickered and stopped, Luo San left and opened the door, and collapsed in one step.

"Luo San! Outside the door, the landlord roared and kicked the door.

Finally, take out a bunch of keys and twist the door lock.

Seeing this, the blue fat man hurriedly jumped in, and the pink ruyi door disappeared.

The beautiful landlady looked at the empty room, and just one step away from grabbing it, frowning angrily.

Happiness Square.

Public Toilet No. 2.

These toilets are erected at the edge of the square, like mobile toilet trucks, and each room is covered with simple foam, and there is no distinction between male and female toilets.

At this time, there was a violent shaking.

A passer-by stood and looked strangely at the public toilet. Suddenly, it attracted more people.

Is it in?

Everyone sighed for a while, in broad daylight, and criticized the feelings of bad habits.

Finally, someone couldn't help it, stood up, and slammed the door of the public toilet.

The door of the public toilet opened, and the blue fat man squeezed Luo San with his ass to close the door in the corner, and Luo San's face was against the wall with a confused expression.

The blue fat man and Luo San laughed dryly outside, and reached out to quickly close the door again.

Then, there was another violent tremor.

Passers-by scolded angrily and left.

Luo San quietly opened the door through the small keyhole to make sure that no one was there, and ran all the way to the bell tower in the center of the square.

"In order not to attract attention, there is no way to deliberately appear in a place where there are no people or few people. Where's the joint?" The blue fat man panted like a dog, stroking his long legs and sitting down against the bell tower.

He said he was wearing a black coat and a hat. Luo San glanced around, and a figure caught his attention in an instant.

A sable is so dazzling in this weather of more than 30 degrees.

I said...... Eldest brother. Luo San walked up to the man with the blue fat man.

The man looked at the left and right vigilantly, and looked at the duo of one tall and one short in confusion, especially the short ugly one who had reached a new height, and naturally ignored it and fell on Luo San.

"Heavenly King Gai Di Hu?" the man said.

"Fuck you, idiot. ”

Luo San turned his head and left.

"Come back, come back, brother. The man also wanted to weep without tears. took Luo San's hand and looked left and right, and plunged into the grove.

"You know, our industry is piracy, crack down. The man took out a cigarette and let Luo San take it, but Luo San didn't take it, so he put it in his mouth.

"Tell me, how many copies?" said the man, casually, as if this was not the first time that a pirated copy had been printed. "These days, there are too many unknown writers who have written books all their lives and have not even received a remuneration. If you write it down, you will be called dead on the street, and if you don't write it, you will be called dead eunuch. By the way, you call me Ah Bin. ”

Abin took off his hat, revealing the unlucky face of a dead writer.

With one-line eyebrows, a mustache, a pointed chin, and a bald head, it looks like a dead street.

Luo San pouted, I've read a lot of online novels, which writer isn't glamorous?

"900,000 copies. ”

"Poof" Abin was startled with the number on his back, and kept patting his chest and looking at Luo San. "Brother, you're not the unlucky author asking for your own comfort book. ”

Luo San shook his head, feeling that Ah Bin's words were a little long-winded at the moment.

"900,000 copies, a great writer like you, you should find a publishing house. Abin snuffed out the cigarette, leaned out of the woods to see if there were any police, and then took it back.

"You don't care about that. Luo San said: "Just print." ”

"Big brother, I said, I won't print anything that is reactionary and illegal. Abin pondered.

"It's a lot, it's just a book, a very regular book, and you're responsible for reprinting. Luo San stood up, faintly wanting to leave.

"Okay, but 900,000 copies is no joke. I'll give you 50,000 copies first. Abin gritted his teeth and said to Luo San: "750,000, you pay at least 10,000 yuan in advance, and pay this money in batches." ”

Luo San also thought so, after all, his money was not enough.

What's more, this thing can't make all of its own advances, and for the Du family, this valuable item is still a drop in the bucket.

So, Luo San nodded.

He took the book out of his arms and put it in Ah Bin's hand.

Abin was stunned when he saw the cover, and quickly opened it, and looked at Luo San's eyes again, just like looking at a fool......

"That...... You can remit the money first, and I will notify you to start work. ”

Luo San coughed embarrassedly, picked up his mobile phone and added WeChat, and as soon as he entered the amount of his finger, 10,000 yuan arrived in Abin's account.

The blue fat man who took a picture of the mirror turned to leave.

On the way back, the blue fat man looked at Luo San and asked, "Are you kidding?

"No...... I specially added a group of authors, where a group of people rushed to the streets to print books and comfort themselves to find him. ”

The blue fat man pursed his lips.

"Master, let's go to Xueba Bookstore first. ”

Luo San didn't pay any attention to the blue fat man anymore and said to the driver.

Looking at the bright lights outside, I suddenly remembered Einstein and others.

At this point, there is nothing in the cultivation realm, electricity, lamps, or gunpowder, cannons, doesn't that mean......

The next great man himself?

"Buy 100 texts first, then go back to the cultivation realm and start doing business. I'm going to do business to heaven. Let the gods come down and beg me to buy something. ”

......

At this time, in a small workshop.

Abin turned on the computer and prepared to make the final adjustments to the machine.

When everything was done, Abin laughed out loud as he looked at the textbook.

"How can there be such a stupid B, he is also drunk. ”

So, I opened the text, and in the lower left corner of the title of each article, there was a big black bump that had been ravaged by madness, and near the pimple, two words were written crookedly, and some wrote five words.

"I'm so shameless!"

"The authors of the elementary school texts have all been replaced by Luo San's name!"