Chapter 261: Be Quiet and Be a Beautiful Man

Ye Linfeng returned to the Deception Villa, and just walked to the door of the Deception Villa, but found a "big bald scoop" lying under a banyan tree in front of the door snoring.

What's even more strange is that there is a food box next to this "big bald scoop", next to the food box is a pot of shochu, this pot of shochu is not an ordinary wine, the most famous shochu in the south of the Yangtze River is a pin, this pot costs twenty taels of silver.

Ye Linfeng looked at the "big bald scoop" lying under the banyan tree napping, and he didn't have to guess to know that it was the monk Shouyin.

I am afraid that only the monk Shouyin can enjoy it so much, these wonderful friends of Ye Linfeng are counted as the monk Shouyin is rich, and the foodie tavern opened by the monk is almost chain in the Gangji Continent, a pot and a product of burning will cost twenty taels of silver, among these strange friends of Ye Linfeng, the fortune teller Yang Wedge, looks at his outfit and does not look like a rich master, although Chen Fengxian's family is also doing business, but his coffin has not been sold for many years, Liu Taishi is a ranger, and it is estimated that there is not much silver on his body。

The current net worth of the monk Shouyin is more than enough to buy a lake of incense.

Ye Linfeng walked up to the Shouyin monk and flicked his head at the sleeping Shouyin monk.

"Grandma, which fool hit me in the head, believe it or not I'll smash you to death with silver. The monk Shouyin woke up from his dream, and his eyes were confused and he scolded.

"Dead fatty, are you tired of living, come, take your silver and throw it here, the more the better. Ye Linfeng raised his eyebrows and smiled.

"I'm Di Niang, it turns out that Ye Gongzi is back, look at my stinky mouth, I really should be beaten! I really should be beaten!" The pair of big eyes like copper bells of the monk Shouyin turned and begged for mercy towards Ye Linfeng.

"Shouyin, Shouyin, you still can't change your virtue, let's go, go to the room. Ye Linfeng said to the monk Shouyin.

The monk Shouyin got up, and then picked up the pot of fragrant farts and followed Ye Linfeng into the Deception Mountain Villa.

"Could it be that you have been waiting at the gate of the Deception Mountain Villa for a long time?" Ye Linfeng asked.

"Almost, I came to Jiangnan, first went to a few chain pubs in Jiangnan, and came here after the arrangements were made. When I came here, I was stunned, this name is too domineering, deceiving the sky! What shocked me even more was that this mountain villa was a formation up and down, I think I should honestly get some wine and food and sleep beautifully after eating. As he spoke, Monk Shouyin honestly followed behind Ye Linfeng, for fear that he would accidentally touch the big array in the Deception Mountain Villa.

"Won't you shout at the Deception Mountain Villa?" Ye Linfeng said.

"Do you think I didn't shout, I shouted at the top of my voice for a long time, only to hear the voices of four girls inside, I was very excited to hear their response, but what they said next made my heart cold, and they didn't know how to let me in, because you are the only one who knows the formation here. Monk Shouyin said.

Ye Linfeng nodded and said, "It seems that the formation here still needs to be improved." ”

"I said also eldest son, when did you get so many women, one or four, you are really capable, to be honest, I miss Song Ruqin a little, I have to take a good look at her when I meet this time, this little vixen is really likable. Monk Shouyin said, and he drooled, this obscene fat man really can't change his virtue.

Hearing the name Song Ruqin, Ye Linfeng whispered, "She has returned to the Central Domain." ”

"Why is your kid so ugly, aren't you happy?" said the monk Shouyin.

"It's okay, don't ask. Ye Linfeng replied in a low voice.

The two walked into the hall of the Deception Mountain Villa, stunned by the scene in the hall.

I saw those who played chess, those who drank tea, those who listened to music, those who looked in the mirror, those who scratched their heads and gestures, and there was even more strange, Liu Taishi actually danced a sword in the hall.

Ye Linfeng looked at the scene in the hall with a dry stool on his face.

Chen Feng was playing chess with the fortune teller Yang Wedge first, looking at the posture, it seemed like he was about to fight, and it was estimated that it would not take long for the two of them to lift the chessboard.

Huahua was holding a bronze mirror and looking in the mirror, she had just turned into a human form, and she was curious about everything, and the little girl looked at herself in the mirror, becoming more and more stinky and beautiful.

Seeing that Ye Linfeng was back, everyone didn't have any special reaction, as if they were all thinking, come back when you come back, as long as you don't bother me to do other things.

Huahua saw Ye Linfeng, hurriedly ran over, hugged Ye Linfeng's thigh, and said coquettishly with her little face against Ye Linfeng's thigh: "Master, do you think I'm cute, master, isn't it good for you to let the hostess make me a big carp to eat?" Also, I want to sleep with the master at night, the master is so warm, Huahua is afraid of the cold. ”

Ye Linfeng looked helpless, there was such a little goblin, he really had no choice.

Finally got rid of the little goblin Huahua, Wang Ba and Mo Ling'er quarreled again, Mo Ling'er finished scratching her head, because Wang Ba said a few words that Mo Linger didn't want to hear when Mo Linger was scratching her head, Mo Linger immediately tightened Wang Ba's ears, and Wang Ba had to accept his fate.

Taishi Liu was dancing with a sword in the hall, and the little guy Bai Nen also came to join in the fun, Ye Linfeng hurriedly stopped it, he was afraid that the two of them would demolish the Deception Mountain Villa later.

Ye Linfeng walked into the kitchen, looking at Qiushui and Ningmei busy in the kitchen, a little relieved, I thought I wanted to go over and make out with the two of them, Qiushui came to the spot and said: "What are you doing there, help me pick vegetables, look at these wonderful friends of yours, one by one, these days have almost exhausted the two of us, do you still want a baby?" Qiushui looked at Ye Linfeng with a resentful face.

When Ye Linfeng heard the last words of Qiu Shui, he hurriedly started to act, helping Qiu Shui and Ning Mei pick vegetables in the kitchen, not at all like a big husband who had just killed from the battlefield, but like a little man at home.

Monk Shouyin first arrived, and he didn't introduce it, and soon got into contact with the people here, carrying his half-pot of Yipin incense, and saw Huahua, a lovely little girl, and began to put on a flowery set.

"Little girl, come, come to my brother, and my brother will give you silver flowers. Monk Shouyin said to Huahua with a cheap smile.

"Look at your bear-like, brother, I think you are an uncle who specializes in coaxing little girls. Huahua pouted and said to the monk Shouyin.

"Little girl, you can't say that, I think I'm still very handsome as a monk, look at my shiny head, I can save money for oil lamps and candles at home. The big mouth of the monk Shouyin smiled like a scoop, and a pair of big eyes like copper bells were bright and bright.

"Look at the bear-like you look, far worse than my master, I don't want to talk to your weird uncle, I'll go and hug my master's thigh. Huahua glanced at the monk and said to the monk with a small mouth.

As she spoke, Huahua ran to the kitchen again, hugging Ye Linfeng's thighs, her little face was tightly attached to Ye Linfeng's thighs, and her clothes looked pitiful.

Ye Linfeng could only shake his head helplessly, and sighed in his heart: "I've been suffering from the handsomeness that shouldn't be at this age, I'm so tired??? I'd better be a beautiful man quietly.

(Actually, I'm also a humorous person)