Chapter 53: Everything is Beautiful
It turns out that the drunken ones are all uncles! Well, they're all uncles!
If anyone tells Xiao Yat in the future that a few girls are drunk and lying in his house, Xiao Yat will definitely scoff at this.
Of course, he won't put this kind of affection on his face, just glanced at the other party indifferently and then left with a slight smile, this sentence has proved that the person who talks to him is a standard **silk, he has never been in contact with girls at all, and he just imagined it himself!
Xiao Yi knows, goddess, even if you are drunk, even lying on your bed will definitely not be a wonderful thing! Because you can't do anything at all, except to wait for these masters to go to bed quickly!
What kind of drunken disorder, that's all nonsense! Theoretically, if there is such a thing as sex, it means that one or both of the two people must not be drunk! As a man, Xiao Yi is very clear, if his brother can't stand up at all when he is really drunk, what will he mess up at that time?
The word drunk promiscuity is just that sullen men and women have a good impression of each other in their hearts, but they can't wipe off their face, so after drinking a little wine, they think they have an excuse, and when the time comes to do something, you can blame the wine for the reason!
Have you ever considered how alcohol feels?
Xiao Yi can tell you very responsibly, if the girl is drunk like mud, it is absolutely irrational and unreliable for you to do something bad at this time! The only result is that someone vomits all over, don't ask Xiao Yi why he knows about this kind of thing.
This has been spit out before I have done anything, and if I really want to do something, I will pay it back?
When Xiao Yi entered the toilet to save Ning Yuji, he was lying on the toilet, and the toilet was full of vomit, which was really miserable!
What frightened Xiao Yi the most was that when he went in, Ning Yuzhen actually said to the toilet: "Xiao Yi, I'm so thirsty, I want to drink water!"
"My aunt, that's a toilet, don't drink it!"
At this time, Xiao Yi couldn't care about anything, whether men and women would kiss or not, if he let Ning Yuzhen drink the water in the toilet, Ning Yuzhen would be disgusted to death, he didn't know, but he knew that he would definitely die of disgust!
What is in the toilet, Su Lan vomited in the toilet just now, and Ning Yuzhen is vomiting again now, it is so nutritious!
rushed over and pulled up Ning Yuji, who was sitting on the ground, Xiao Yi's scalp was numb, most of Ning Yuji's body was now full of vomit, Xiao Yi was honored to grab a full hand!
That's it, Ning Yuzhen can't stand at all now, Xiao Yi just pulled her up, and she fell into Xiao Yi's arms.
Xiao Yi can assure you that Xiangyu is full of something, it is definitely just a beautiful luxury, this time he hugged a strong knot, Xiao Yi's originally clean clothes are now all vomit!
The vomit of a beautiful woman is also vomit, and it is just as disgusting to look at and smell!
Xiao Yi didn't care about any men and women now, he immediately took off his clothes, and by the way, he also took off the clothes on Ning Yuji's body. Of course, the underwear still has to be left.
Xiao Yi felt that if Ning Yuzhen knew, he wouldn't blame him, he felt that Ning Yuzhen didn't want to be full of disgusting vomit and then go back to the room to burrow into the quilt!
"Xiao Yi, what's wrong?do you need help?" After Su Lan entered the room, she heard the sound of tossing outside, so she stretched out her head and looked.
"I need help, I really need it! You hurry up and come out to help Ji Ji wipe her body, it's inconvenient for me to do it, don't say that I take advantage of her or anything when the time comes!" Xiao Yi took off his T-shirt as he spoke. His strong muscles were exposed.
Su Lan stretched out her head and looked at it in shock, it was the first time she had seen a boy's body so closely, not to mention that Xiao Yi's figure was so good, it made people blush and heartbeat when she looked at it.
"But my clothes have also been taken off, and it is inconvenient for me to go out now!" Su Lan said in embarrassment, knowing that he would not have taken off his clothes so early!
"This is for you, wear my T-shirt first, and then you can wear it after your clothes are washed, anyway, come out now and help me take care of the hoop, my head is going to explode!"
Xiao Yi found a dress for himself, and by the way, he also helped Ning Yuzhen and Su Lan find a dress. He said in his heart that he was lucky that he had more clothes, otherwise it would really not be enough for them.
Su Lan put on Xiao Yi's T-shirt and walked out, boys' T-shirts are generally larger, and girls can basically cover their buttocks when they wear them, so they can save Xiao Yi from looking for pants!
"The clothes are very good, I'm very comfortable in them, how is it, does it look good?" Su Lan looked in front of Xiao Yi's clothes in front of the mirror and felt very satisfied, and asked Xiao Yi's opinion.
"It doesn't seem to be the time to discuss this at this time, if it goes on like this, Ning Yuqi will stink!" Xiao Yi felt that he really didn't understand what the girl thought psychologically.
Su Lan's face was also really embarrassed, she forgot that there was still a rain basket lying next to her. Although she knew that Ning Yuzhen couldn't see it now, Su Lan still glared at her fiercely.
But in the end, Su Lan could only sigh helplessly and helped Ning Yuzhen into the bathroom, even if there was a conflict between the two people, but she couldn't help but help Ning Yuzhen wipe her body, not to mention that it was very unreasonable to let Xiao Yi do this, just say that she didn't want Ning Yuzhen to be so stinky and coaxed into the bed!
"Hey, I'm taking her in, you are not allowed to peek outside!" Su Lan took a lot of effort to pull Ning Yuzhen closer to the bathroom, and then said to Xiao Yi at the door uneasily.
Xiao Yi rolled his eyes and said, "Don't worry, if you want to see it, you will have seen it a long time ago, and you won't wait until now." By the way, besides, you'd be sexy if you were wearing a crop top, at least that's how you looked when you were lying in bed! I'm going to the kitchen to do some washing, and don't peek!"
Su Lan's Lian suddenly turned crimson, and she spat fiercely at the position of the kitchen and said to herself: "Who is rare to see!"
But after finishing speaking, her heartbeat began to increase unconsciously, thinking about Xiao Yi's sturdy upper body just now is indeed quite attractive, I really want to pinch it!
"It's over, Su Lan, you're getting more and more now!Forget it, let's bathe Dead Nizi first, hum, I won't show mercy!" After speaking, Su Lan looked at Ning Yuji's body with a terrifying expression!
Soon there was the sound of water in the bathroom, and then I only heard Ning Yuzhen exclaiming: "Su Lan!?How can it be you?What are you going to do, let me go!"
"Isn't it who I am? There are only a few people in the room, do you want Xiao Yi to come over and help you wipe your body? In addition, you give me honesty, the old lady is very tired to help you wipe your body, don't make unnecessary trouble here, if you can do it yourself, you can do it yourself!"
"Of course I'll come by myself, but before that, you just pinched it very well, didn't you? You think Miss Ben is so easy to take advantage of? You can let me in too!"
Although he didn't know what was going on, Xiao Yi could be sure that it was better for him not to go in now, there might be a fierce battle going on inside, and if he went in, he might hurt himself by mistake!
Xiao Yi, who was standing in the living room and wiping his upper body, didn't know that at this time, a pair of eyes were staring at his body from a corner!
To be more precise, it should be a scar staring at his body!
This scar went from Xiao Yi's left shoulder to Xiao Yi's waist, as if it was going to cut his whole person open, the owner of these eyes saw this scar and covered his mouth with both hands in horror, she couldn't believe the qiē in front of her, and she didn't believe that she could still meet this person!
The farce was finally over, and the two girls in the bathroom had been playing in it for a while before they all stopped. The main reason is that I have the spirit after vomiting just now, and now the strength of the wine is coming up again. The two men entered the room while making fun of each other, arguing for a long time about who slept and where.
There was a rare silence at home, and after Xiao Yi washed his clothes, he was thinking about when he should go to the game to dispose of the monkey, and he had been in the novice village for so long, although there were many girls here, he still felt bored.
Thinking so in his heart, Xiao Yi entered the path of cultivating immortals, and then saw Wanwan!
Today's Xiao Yi can be said to be physically and mentally exhausted, he surprisingly did not come up as usual and directly give Wanwan a hug, but casually said hello and prepared to go out to discuss the next action with Lan Man.
"Master, it's a little strange today, why don't you hug Wanwan after you come in?"
"When I went out today, I pinched my fingers and calculated that today's luck was not very good, so it was better to provoke you less, God knows if there will be a small probability event that will directly kill me with a thunderbolt!"
"How can there be a small probability of time, don't, hug people, I used to hug and now I suddenly don't hug and I'm very uncomfortable!"
Hearing this, Xiao Yi suddenly understood something, could it be that this is the legendary desire to capture and indulge? It seems to be very powerful, could it be that Wanwan has now adapted to this kind of hugging Cheng Dù?
"Then you promise not to let the system hack me!"
"I promise!"
In an instant, Xiao Yi felt that all the bad mood had disappeared, even if he was vomited, it was not a big deal, and he and Wanwan had finally made substantial progress!
Although it was just a hug, but progress is a good thing, he has time, when the time comes, maybe there will be no problem with kissing in a few days!
"Brute, what are you thinking, letting you hug it just proves that the two of us have a good relationship! Don't think about that mess in your heart!
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