As if he knew what Bai Mu was thinking, the system spoke: "Brother Bai Mu, don't think about it." I said www.biquge.info only you can't think of it, and I can't think of it. ”

Bai Mu hummed a little song and said dissatisfiedly: "Seriously, the system you swallowed me 1,500 crystal points today, and I haven't settled accounts with you yet." ”

"Upgrading is just that, unless you don't. The system spoke.

"Then I want to buy Zhu Bajie's outfit, how many crystals do I want?" Bai Mu thought about it, although he didn't know what grade Zhu Bajie was in this immortal cultivation world. However, just now it was a real cow...

Although it looks a little ugly and pretends to be forced, it should still be okay..

"Not much, two thousand crystal points. ”

"What... Two thousand crystal points, you tell me not much?" Bai Mu's mouth was about to fall in shock.

Immediately, he tilted his head slightly, remembering the scene of the first meeting with Fu Shan. How long do you have to sweep the floor, how long do you have to clean the toilets, how many pigs do you have to kill... to earn it..

Wrong.. Wrong.. I'm the king of pigs now, how can I eat the same kind..

"Yes, you are the king of pigs, or the king of white pigs. The system said cooperatively.

"Go, go, go.. I'm saying this for Brother Bajie. ”

As soon as he finished disliking the system, Bai Mu instantly turned into a cute face and said, "Brother system.. Can you get that crystal point a little lower? ”

The system directly retorted: "Do you think the market aunt buys pork?

This... How.. It seems that it is on the same bar as pork?

Isn't pork too much...

"Brother System, come. Give you half a dog's tail grass, you are half and I am half, and you are my other half. Crystal halves me by half.." Bai Mu Thief smiled.

Silent...

There was a long silence...

The system finally uttered a desolate voice: "Oh my God... You kill me, I'm going to change my master..."

"Smack.."

Clapping his hands suddenly, Bai Mu said excitedly: "I know what to call you, little bean sprouts, yes, that's it." It's decided, haha..."

Smiling like this, Bai Mu saw that the system was silent, and it was also a timely opportunity to change the topic and said: "By the way, little bean sprouts, can you tell me how many levels you have." ”

"There are three levels in the early stage, low, intermediate, and advanced.."

"What the hell?what..."Bai Mu looked incredulous.

Black... Proper black lines all over the face...

The system couldn't stand it and said, "It's advanced... Senior... It's not about the base..."

Bai Mu scratched his head and smiled: "Hehe... I know, I'm kidding you. ”

"Behind the seniors, is it gone?"

"There's... And Zijin .."

As if he knew that Bai Mu would have to ask again, the system added: "There are also on Zijin, but these are not what you can care about now." You poor dick..."

Depend on... I'm poor...

Bai Mu stood on the cloud excitedly, pointed to his pig nose and said, "I'm poor? I have so many gold coins now, who dares to say I'm poor? I can buy a house casually, do you believe it?"

"That's in modern times... Here gold coins are not worth a few cents. What's more..."

After a pause, the system laughed: "Don't forget, you are in modern times, but you are a dick who can only gnaw on the head of the nest.."

Wowo Wo Tou...

Hearing these three words, Bai Mu's joking mood was gone. Oh, yes.. He is also a poor dick in modern times, a baby with a salary comparable to that of a subsistence allowance. Didn't his girlfriend just say that?

Thinking of this, Bai Mu was also a little sour in his heart. In fact, he can't completely forget his girlfriend. After all, after so many years of emotion, she easily forgot it, but he couldn't do it.

Feeling the emotional fluctuations in Bai Mu's heart, the system seems to have changed from the cold of the past. Softly said: "The past is over, what you have to do is to live well in this moment." In this immortal cultivation world, stupid birds cultivate first, understand?"

... Stupid Bird..

"Little bean sprouts, you can't even comfort people. ”

However, being said like this, Bai Mu's mood was also a little better. That's right, the previous ones are gone, and now that he lives in this world, he wants to live well in this world. Live out colors that you didn't have before...

"Crystal... Crystal.. I want crystals..."

After Bai Mu stood in the sky and shouted, he calmed down to feel the oncoming breeze and enjoy the scenery below. I couldn't help but sigh: "I didn't expect to be on the sky, looking at the scenery, it's really good.."

However, he seems to have forgotten. In his previous life, he had a lost fear of heights...

Appreciating it like this, Bai Mu suddenly turned around and asked, "By the way, little bean sprouts." I've heard a lot about my system, but I've always had a problem. ”

The little bean sprouts said directly: "What's the problem." ”

"You say, your system already has that high level of consciousness. Isn't that the same as a human being, so are you a man or a woman? Bai Mu was a little confused, if it was a man...

Feel... It's weird...

Especially in the body...

He's a straight man... Straight man...

"The question you asked is too unnutritious, and the system refuses to answer it. Little Bean Sprouts said.

Yohe... Tsundere...

"It's a woman. . . Isn't that a woman?"

Bai Mu also laughed when he saw that the little bean sprouts didn't speak. It's just that the sentence behind the little bean sprouts shocked him: "Not necessarily, you're not afraid that I'm in the middle..."

Looking at Bai Mu, who was almost stopped by the clouds that were startled by him, Xiao Dou Sprouts couldn't help but chuckle and said, "You also believe this... Haha.."

Bai Mu's heart is rushing with 10,000 lightning bolts at the moment, is this the so-called teaching the apprentice badly and pitting the master?

Tears...

Small bean sprouts.. You've learned badly...

"Host, I've detected a number of crystals around here. ”

The abrupt voice also pulled Bai Mu back from his sadness, and he looked down in the clouds. Sure enough, there was a mountain range there, and there was a big stockade on the mountain. Come to think of it, that's where Fang Sanba is.

Nodding with satisfaction, Bai Mu smiled: "If I look for crystals, you will be my cheating weapon." ”

"Okay, let's go down and find out. ”

When the words fell, Bai Mu turned into a streamer and fell directly outside the cottage. Changed back to the way it was.

"Sure enough, it's better than Piggy. It's still the same as I was, a little more handsome. Bai Mu touched his cheek, which had returned to normal, and said.

Hearing this, the voice of the little bean sprouts also sounded slowly, and it dealt a cruel blow to him: "You can only compare with the pig brother." ”

"Who?"

Just as Bai Mu was about to say, 'Is it really good for you to hurt my young heart so much and erase the flowers of the motherland?', several brightly dressed figures also walked out of the stockade with spears and surrounded him.

No way...

Bai Mu looked at this group of bandits, dressed to defeat the thieves who were better than him, and also scolded the sky in his heart. Shouldn't the legendary bandits all be wearing those kind of tattered clothes, with open chests and open bellies, five big and three thick? Why are these one by one, smaller than me and white-faced...

That rich and noble state, no matter how you look at it, doesn't look like a bandit.

"That.. Do you know who I am?" Bai Mu, who reacted, patted his pants and said.

Immediately, he looked at the momentum that had decreased slightly. Some of the unclear bandits who looked at each other were also happy in their hearts. Sure enough, there are still benefits to watching more TV. Learn from them to pretend to be very good, and they can really scare each other...

Thinking about it, Bai Mu said with the old god there: "I am your eldest brother's brother-in-law, do you know?"