Chapter 006: The Legendary Handjob
Just when I was immersed in the pleasure, I suddenly felt someone pat me on the shoulder, I subconsciously turned my head away, it doesn't matter if I don't look at it, I almost become impotent when I look at it!
Mei'er doesn't know when she stood behind me, I had a big! Sister, I'm still an innocent little virgin, I can't stand it if you scare me like this!
Fortunately, Xiao Xia had already finished draining the water, so she shook it casually twice, and hurriedly put on her pants.
Turned to look at Mei'er, who was smiling at me, and said, "Mei'er, can you not be so elusive next time, you will die!" sighed: "And this is the men's toilet, okay!"
"You seemed to be very happy to see you just now, do you like to encounter that kind of thing?" Mei'er said with a smile as she looked at me.
Although I knew that Mei'er was talking about me and the tigress just now, I still pretended not to know what to do, and looked sloppy: "Are you talking about peeing?"
Mei'er ignored my answer, and continued to ask, "Do you like that feeling?"
I nodded subconsciously, but immediately felt wrong, and wanted to shake my head to deny it, but Mei'er smiled charmingly, and said to me in a seductive voice: "Mine can also be touched by me." As she spoke, she deliberately straightened the proud twin peaks on her chest.
As soon as Mei'er's words came out, Xiao Xia, who had just finished putting out the water, raised her head directly, and as soon as her nose was hot, blood flowed out.
Mei'er is really a master, and she made me see red without using her hands.
Tempted by her like this, my hand involuntarily grabbed her twin peaks, and when I was about to touch it, she flashed over, covered her mouth, and chuckled, so charming, I knew that I had been tricked.
"Summer, hehe, you're so cute!" Mei'er smiled more and more exaggeratedly, until she saw that my face was wrong.
This Mei'er is really a vixen, no, she is, and she is the most noble nine-tailed demon fox.
"Isn't that funny!" I said angrily to Mei'er.
I was going to scold her, but looking at her lovely appearance, I really couldn't get angry. Mei'er suddenly looked at me with a serious face and said, "Summer, do you really like that feeling?"
I was stunned for a moment, and thought to myself, what man doesn't like that kind of thing, even a eunuch probably likes it very much, right? Except, of course, men with special hobbies.
Although I really wanted to maintain an upright appearance, but seeing that Mei'er was so serious, I still nodded honestly.
Mei'er saw me admit it, so she spoke: "Your human society is full of deceit, if you want to sit on the beauty of the country, you must stand at the top of this world!" Mei'er paused and continued: "But now, a little gangster named Zhou Feng can bring you a threat, you must make yourself strong, so that you can protect the people you like, and ...... I. ”
"I know. "What Mei'er said, I must admit that I am too weak now, I have no money, no people, no power, although I scared Zhou Feng away this time, but he will definitely come to me again!
Just thinking about it, I suddenly thought of something, and yelled at Mei'er: "The tigress is not the person I like! Everything was just an accident just now!"
Mei'er looked at me and smiled helplessly: "You go out quickly, if you stay in it for so long, that person will be suspicious." After saying that, it turned into a necklace and hung it around my neck.
I suddenly felt a little envious of Mei'er, if I could turn into a necklace, wouldn't I be able to lie down in the ditch of a beautiful woman and sleep every day? But thinking that the tigress was still waiting for me outside, I immediately walked out of the toilet.
"Who were you talking to in the toilet just now, and who was the tigress?" I had just come out of the toilet when the tigress asked me like a cannonball.
I was embarrassed by her question, do I want to say that I was chatting with a beautiful fox fairy in the toilet just now? Do you want to say that the tigress is you? I have a big! Isn't that looking for death!
I had no choice but to fight the tigress haha: "I'm alone in the toilet, you must have heard it wrong!"
"Did I really hear it wrong?" the tigress really believed it, and she really couldn't understand how she graduated from a prestigious university with this IQ.
"Forget it, remember, you must not tell anyone what happened just now!" The tigress's tone was extremely tough, I pretended to think about something, looked at the tigress and asked suspiciously: "What happened just now? Why don't I remember?"
The tigress looked at me, finally stopped keeping a straight face, and said with a smile: "It's even your kid acquaintance!" and turned around: "Let's go, the food I brought you is going to be cold." After saying that, I was about to leave, and I looked at the figure of the tigress and suddenly had a plan.
"Oops, my head is so dizzy!" I pretended to be a little weak and unsteady on my feet, and sure enough, when the tigress heard it, she immediately walked back, hugged me, looked at me and said suspiciously, "Wasn't it already good just now?"
I pretended to be weak and said weakly, "Maybe the exercise was too intense just now......
These words reminded the tigress of what had just happened, and her face turned red: "Didn't you say that you had forgotten!" and stretched out her hand, ready to "love" me.
I shrank my head and quickly said, "I'm talking about peeing!"
But the tigress did not stop, and came to my head for a moment.
I screamed and said with a bitter face: "Teacher, you are bullying patients!"
The tigress turned her head to the side and said confidently, "What's wrong with me just bullying you!" After saying that, she forcibly pulled me and walked towards the ward.
The friction between my arm and the tigress Twin Peaks along the way quickly made me forget the pain, and after waiting for more than ten years, God finally opened my eyes!
Back in the ward, she lay down on the bed contentedly, finished her meal, and the tigress left. It's a bit lonely to be alone in the ward, but my injuries aren't completely healed, so I'm just going to have to stay here for now.
Soon after the tigress left, Mei'er appeared in front of me in human form.
When I saw Mei'er appear, I laughed, it seems that God treats me well! As soon as the beautiful teacher left, the charming fox fairy came out to look for me.
"Have you seen enough?" Mei'er looked at me and said angrily: "Although men are, I've never seen you so!" Hearing Mei'er say this, I quickly wiped my saliva, can I blame me, you said that she was shaking around with two big meat balls, I want to be pure, but can I!
"Now I will teach you the method of cultivation, so that the injuries on your body will heal quickly. "Hearing that Mei'er was going to teach me how to cultivate, I immediately put away those dirty thoughts and listened carefully.
In fact, what Mei'er said in her mouth is similar to what is written in the novel, taking the aura of heaven and earth, refining herself, opening her mind, and improving her divine sense. However, it is much more difficult to put it into practice.
First of all, you must breathe in through your nose and out of your mouth, according to Mei'er, this is called "spitting".
It's probably to suck the aura in the air through your nose and expel the turbidity out through your mouth, and over time, I've found that this work is much more tiring than masturbating.
Physically, it's nothing, but it's too mentally tired, inhaling through the nose and exhaling at the mouth, it's nothing at first, but after a long time, I forgot it, after all, the air and air intake have been through the nose for more than ten years. The point is that I don't feel it at all, and it didn't take long for me to get impatient.
"Mei'er, your method is useless!" I said impatiently, "I don't feel it at all!"
It's really a great torture to let a ** silk endure this thing, and I might as well a tube when I have time.
Mei'er looked at me helplessly: "It's only been a long time since you can't bear it, cultivation is about perseverance!" Mei'er paused and sighed: "Forget it, I can't blame you, after so many years of pollution, the aura is already very thin, and the yin qi in this place is too heavy, and it is true that you can't absorb too much aura." ”
Originally, I just complained a few words, but when I heard Mei'er say this, I was a little flustered: "You mean I can't cultivate?"
"Not really. Hearing that she could still cultivate, her hanging heart relaxed, and Mei'er frowned: "If there is an elixir to quench your body, the speed of cultivation will be much faster." ”
As soon as I heard the words elixir, my heart was half cold. If I want to say that I can still buy the golden gun pill, strange lewdness and joy, where can I get the elixir!
Seeing Mei'er's expression, I knew that she didn't have the elixir she said in her mouth. It seems that the path of cultivation is not going through.
But I still didn't give up, looked at Mei'er and asked, "Is there any other way?"
Mei'er was about to shake her head, but she suddenly stopped, bit her silver teeth, as if she had decided something, and said to me: "Forget it, I was rescued by you, I'll help you again!"
Mei'er's eyes were a little complicated, and after a long time, she spoke again: "You raise your head." ”
I was stunned for a moment after hearing this, what does my cultivation have to do with raising my head, but I still raised my head: "What are you doing, do you want to ......" Before I finished speaking, Mei'er suddenly threw me down, and the seductive red lips were imprinted on my mouth......
The soft and delicate lips made me flutter a little, and what shocked me even more was that Mei'er actually used her tongue to pick at my teeth and wanted to probe my mouth. Xiao Xia suddenly hardened and went straight to Mei'er's thighs.
I'm still an innocent little virgin, so I won't give it to me the first time!
Looking at Mei'er's skilled kissing skills, I'm afraid it's not the first time. But it's not bad to be able to give such a beautiful little fox fairy for the first time.
I was about to respond to Mei'er, but Mei'er suddenly let go of her mouth and looked at me with a shy face: "Why are you doing, don't use things against me, then ...... It feels so weird!"
Hearing Mei'er's words, I almost didn't vomit blood, as if she was the one who teased me, right? But before I could speak in a hurry, Mei'er held Xiao Xia with her hand through her pants: "Get up quickly, so I can't pass on your true anger!"
I couldn't hear what she was saying, I was completely stunned, and Xiao Xia had grown up a little more.
Mei'er pushed it elsewhere with her hand, but as soon as she pushed it aside, Xiao Xia played back naughtily, and Mei'er kept pushing and pushing, this ...... Could this be the legendary handjob?