Chapter 107: Roll the couch
It's rare to get up early today, although Xiao Yixian said that the two girls listened to the noise together, but it also had a benefit, that is, since the two girls got together, Xiao Yi's life rules have become more like a normal person, and every day is no longer from the time when it is dark, and he sleeps until dark!
"Who the hell wants to live a regular life?"
Since he woke up early, he couldn't continue to burrow back into the quilt without interest, this sentence was not said by Xiao Yi, but he did go back to the quilt just now like a very unproductive person and continued to sleep.
It was Ning Yuzhen who spoke, and after she finished speaking, she openly occupied Xiao Yi's bed.
"No, no, no, theoretically this thing isn't your bed now, it's your bed at night, but during the day it automatically becomes our sand, understand? That means I just want to sit on the sand now, watch a TV or a movie or something, go, wash some fruit for me. ”
Spoiling is a woman's natural skill, whether it is a dinosaur, a woman or a goddess, they will be coquettish, the only thing is not just the way to be coquettish.
Xiao Yi felt that he was very unproductive, and originally wanted to refuse to wash the fruit, but as long as Ning Yuzhen dragged his arm and shook it affectionately, he forgot everything!
Ning Yuzhen is not alone, and when he eats fruits, he doesn't forget to stuff two into Xiao Yi's mouth, for example, this grape looks sour and stuffed into Xiao Yi's mouth, and for example, there is a place on the apple that is not good-looking, so this place is for Xiao Yi to eat.
Both of them like the feeling of getting along now, girls, it's supposed to be like this, boys, it's already a great thing to have girls willing to feed them something to eat, and dare to expect something to eat is also good?
Ning Yuqi leaned lazily on Xiao Yi's body, comfortably watching TV and eating. If you don't want to find a boyfriend, having a boyfriend is equivalent to having a maid, a driver, a bodyguard, an ATM and a vibrator!
As far as the current situation is concerned, in addition to the function of the vibrating rod, which has not yet been opened, the remaining functions of the rain hoop are still very satisfied.
"Xiao Yi, when are you going to find a girlfriend? Do you have any ideas in your heart, and what are the specific conditions? Don't look at my usual friends, but the girls I know are all very good! If you want to find a girlfriend, just tell me in advance, and I can help you find a good one! In addition, if you find a girlfriend, I will have no one to call you, and when the time comes, you have to let me prepare in advance, do you think I should also find a boyfriend?"
Xiao Yi thought about it for a while and said, "Forget it, I haven't thought about finding a girlfriend yet, so you don't need to find a boyfriend for the time being." Of course, if you want to fall in love, that's a different story, if you just want to find someone for you to call on, then continue to plague me!"
Of course, Xiao Yi wouldn't tell Ning Yuzhen what he thought in his heart, he felt that he would rather let himself be a cow and a horse for Ning Yuzhen here than hope that Ning Yuzhen would find a new boyfriend!
Why is it! Lao Tzu is so tired that the goddess of the family thinks that she should find a man, and then go to find another man? Don't even think about it, even if the goddess smashes the inside of her hand, it is better than following other men!
Besides, I don't have a girlfriend yet, so I think I should still do this kind of thing when I find a girlfriend in the future according to my personality. So it doesn't matter if you can't find a girlfriend, anyway, what you're doing now is what a boyfriend should do.
Xiao Yi is very satisfied, he can be closer to Ning Yuji, except for not being able to do anything, there are basically all the actions that should be close.
What else can I ask for to be like the goddess in my heart? It is good to know contentment as a man, I don't know how many men are envious!
Ning Yuzhen suddenly looked up at Xiao Yi excitedly and said, "Is it true? You sullen boys don't want to fall in love?" Unlikely, hasn't the depressive education in high school already made you miserable, and now that you are finally going to college, don't you want to find a girl for the first time?"
Xiao Yi smiled disdainfully and said: "Don't compare me with those people who have no ideals! I am a good young man with ideals and ambitions, and what I am thinking about in my heart is how to make our country richer and stronger! As for the personal affairs of my children, I don't plan to consider it yet!"
What's the matter, buddy, are you going to find a boyfriend? Then I can't help you, you know I'm an otaku, I don't usually know many people in school, and basically the people I know are a bunch of dead houses!"
Just kidding, even if he really has good resources in his hands, it is impossible to introduce them to Ning Yuji, he would rather let Ning Yuzhen stay by his side and continue to harm himself, Xiao Yi does not plan to give her to others!
Ning Yuzhen rubbed Xiao Yi's arm with his back and said, "Cut, I'm too lazy to find a boyfriend, I'm still young, why should I pack myself up and send it out now?" But let's talk about it first, if you really want to find a girlfriend, let me know in advance! First, I do have a lot of good resources in my hands, and second, let me be prepared!
Okay, let's watch TV, help me rub my shoulders, don't you know, Su Lan's dead girl doesn't look so dignified when she usually looks, but when she sleeps at night, it's called a dishonest!
"No, it's still a bit possible for girls to talk in their dreams, but there should be very few such things as snoring, plus grinding teeth will really be so good?" Xiao Yi laughed, he naturally understood it as Ning Yuzhen said this in order to bury Su Lan.
Anyway, there are only two people in this place, Ning Yuzhen said so, and Xiao Yi couldn't go to Su Lan to verify that this matter was not. Besides, even if you really go to verify it, Su Lan will definitely not admit it, and it is very likely that she will scold Xiao Yi for being a hooligan!
Ning Yuji, who had been relieved of Xiao Yi for so long, knew him too well, and when he smiled so indifferently, he knew that he definitely didn't take this matter seriously.
He pinched Xiao Yi's waist and said angrily: "Can you be a little stricter? I'll talk about serious things again! What I'm saying is true, Su Lan really has so many problems when she sleeps, if you don't believe it, you can sleep with her and you'll know!"
Hearing this, Xiao Yi immediately replied with a fluttering eyebrow: "Okay, okay, then sleep, how do you see this thing work? Is it at night when Su Lan falls asleep, you come over and let's change the two of us?" While saying this, Xiao Yi still had a lewd look on his face!
"Die! What do you think, I will tell you that you are not allowed to have such impure thoughts in your mind! Even if you have, you can't have it when you hold me! What do you think, you obviously have a big beautiful woman in your arms, but you think about another one in your head? Is this considered eating in a bowl and looking at the inside of the pot? You know every good thing in a man! My dad is like this, and so are you!"
Xiao Yi rubbed his nose in embarrassment and said Is the blow too big? It doesn't matter what your dad looks like, you can't be angry with me, that's what I said!
"Ahem, Zhenzhen, you see that you are boring! Aren't I joking with you! You see that you have a grudge against Su Lan, I don't ask what the enmity is, after all, you are the enemy! You see if I sleep with her, I will take advantage, the two of us are friends again, won't I indirectly help you avenge you when the time comes!"
Who knew that when he said this, he was spat on his face, and then he pointed at his nose and scolded: "Shameless! Xiao Yi, you are so shameless! What is sleeping, you are shameless! Shameless! Do you know that if you have that kind of relationship, I will feel that you are defiled! So you must be cautious in the future!"
Ning Yuzhen understands what is going on here, so if it is really Xiao Yi and Su Lan who have slept with each other, it will not be Su Lan who will suffer at that time, but in her opinion, Xiao Yi will suffer a lot!
"Okay, enough, don't explain anything to me, in short, I made it clear, don't think about Su Lan in your heart when you're with me, you can't even say it on your lips, even if you want to help me bury her! No, you can't think about Su Lan even if you don't have me! Do you dare to think about other women in your heart when you have a girlfriend in the future?"
Xiao Yi was stunned for a long time when he heard this, and he said in his heart, why can't he be like it? Could it be that he will break the law by thinking about it in his heart? At that time, others will not know what the psychology is facing!
But he said: "Okay, okay, it's okay if I'm wrong, I don't want to, I don't want to, I only think about you in my heart in the future! I think about you when I'm with you or when I'm not with you, I think about you during the day and when I sleep at night!"
Xiao Yixin said that it is okay now, he has already promised this, should Ning Yuzhen be moved now?
But who knows that when people open their mouths, they scold: "Get out! What do you think I'm doing at night! Don't think I don't know what you men think in their hearts! Okay, you Xiao Yi, you have a long ability, right, dare to tease your aunt and grandmother!"
After speaking, Ning Yuzhen turned around and grabbed the tender meat on Xiao Yi's waist and began to rotate, and Xiao Yi was suddenly overwhelmed.
"Auntie, I'm wrong, can't I, don't pinch it, it hurts me to death! Oh, you're still energetic, aren't you, I'm going to clean you up if I do it again!"
After speaking, Xiao Yi fell on the sand with Ning Yuqi in his arms, and then the two of them rolled over and rolled over and had a lot of fun!
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