Chapter 160, After Getting Drunk
Chapter 160, After Getting Drunk
The two of them didn't expect that in front of the barbarian envoy, someone would dare to come forward without fear and look around even more unscrupulously. It seemed that in Han Lun's eyes, there were no two people in front of him at all, what he was looking at was their swords, horses, and clothing.
One person whipped at Han Lun and scolded: "Where did the boy who didn't know the severity of the matter dare to be so rude to us!"
Han Lun puffed out a pair of eyes, and he said, "I'm looking at your horse, this horse can actually go up the mountain and cross the river, it can be seen that it is a good horse." ”
The man said proudly: "The horses of our barbarian clan are all good horses for thousands of miles, and they are naturally heroic and brave, do they have to compare with the sick horses and thin horses of these white barbarians?"
Han Lun said: "Horses are naturally incomparable, and they are indeed incomparable. He emphasized the word "horse" heavily, and it was a good word of praise, which made the two people uncomfortable to hear.
The man said, "What do you mean? Are you saying that my brother is not worthy of riding this horse?"
Han Lun said: "This is what you said, not what I said. ”
The man said, "You are looking for death!"
Han Lun smiled, and he said, "What do you two think of this Baiman Miao Village?"
The man who was immediately furious said: "Is this also a Miao village? It is simply a group of dilapidated cow and sheep dens, and a group of strange-shaped guys live. ”
The people in Baimanmiao Village could hear this, how could they bear it, and a few young men took the flat pole and wanted to go up to teach these two people. But just when he arrived at the door, he was stopped by the old village chief. He said, "Let the guests talk, don't disturb." ”
This old man was also very wise, and knew that Han Lun was dedicated to helping them. Since Han Lun agreed to help them participate in the sacrifice of ghosts and gods, they must have some skills, and they can rest assured that Han Lun is in front of the village. Besides, Han Lun and Luo Xiaocheng are not white barbarians, not even Miao people, even if the people of the Wu Barbarians want to blame them in the future, they can't blame the white barbarians.
The young men with the flat poles retreated angrily, only to hear Han Lun say: "Okay, good, well, the two of you are really Mingjian." But as the saying goes, each has its own way, and it seems that the two of them are not very good at mixing among the barbarians. ”
The man said, "What nonsense are you talking about! ”
Han Lun didn't seem to see them, didn't hear their voices. He continued, "If the two of you are well mixed, then how could you witch king send you to this shabby place. Both horses are good horses, but the people on the horses are all famous. ”
The man glared angrily and said, "You, look for death!" As he spoke, he slammed a whip at Han Lun. The Baiman villagers were all startled when they saw this, and then they were filled with righteous indignation. Han Lun is their guest, the guest is bullied on the master's territory, where should the host's face be placed? The old village chief was about to ask the villagers to drive the two out of the village together, but he heard a snap, and the whip was hitting Han Lun's palm.
The white barbarians screamed, as if it was not Han Lun who was whipped but them. Ah Qiao rushed forward and scolded the man: "You cut off your head on your back, it's so unreasonable, even if we can't compare to you barbarians, but we also have our own strength." Brother Han is our guest, and if you beat our guest, you just can't get along with us. ”
The man smiled and said, "What's the matter if you can't get by, Lao Tzu is still afraid of this, I sue you, the witch king has always been worried that he can't find a reason to kill you." If you dare to make trouble, I, the barbarians, will destroy you. ”
Ah Qiao was speechless for a moment, and turned his eyes to look at Han Lun, but Han Lun smiled, and he said: "I'm not from the White Barbarians, I'm just a passerby passing by here begging for a drink." Now I'm on my way, but I don't want to go. ”
The man said, "What do you want to say, thief?"
Han Lun said: "Alas, I have to say it so clearly. Boring. Well, I've got my eye on you two horses. I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you'll have to walk back. ”
The man snorted and said, "Just rely on you, a yellow-skinned powder-faced man, forget it." I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, and I have to go back to my life. With that, he turned his horse's head and prepared to leave.
Han Lun said: "Hey, hey... You whipped me, how to calculate this account, I definitely can't leave. Han Lunfang jumped up and sat on the back of the two people's horses. The man wanted to turn around and fight, but he attacked the right, but Han Lun flashed on the left, he attacked the left, but Han Lun flashed on the right. Han Lun was sitting behind the man at this time. Just a slight touch on the man's ribs, and the man will have to lie down on the spot.
But Han Lun didn't do this, he just wanted to teach these two people a lesson, and the whip he had just laid, Han Lun had already secretly turned away, just looking for an excuse to take their horses. Since these two people came on horseback, it means that there is a long distance between Bai Man and Wu Man, and if these two people are allowed to walk back, wouldn't it be the greatest pleasure.
Han Lun flashed and said, "You beat me with a whip, I want you to return two horses, no loss at all." I sue you, if someone beats me in my house, let alone two horses, even if it is two hundred horses, my father will not agree, alas, as the saying goes, the tiger falls on the plain and is bullied by dogs, and I have no choice. It's inconvenient to go out, so I'll let you, two horses are already fair. ”
The man's anger almost burned to his eyebrows, and he said, "You are the one who cut off the skull, you are the dog! Lao Tzu wants to kill someone!" As he spoke, the man pulled out the saber at his waist and was about to slash it back, but Han Lun slammed his elbow, and the knife flew away at another man on horseback. The man was terrified, and with a thud he fell off his horse.
Han Lun smiled: "Look, he has gone down, so don't be idle, go down too." I saw Han Lun lift the man's collar as easily as lifting a cockroach. Suddenly, Han Lun threw the man into the air, and the man screamed a few times, and then fell straight from the air, falling heavily on the person who had just fallen off the horse. The two fell together, and suddenly there were two screams.
Han Lun drove the two horses aside and said, "You can go now." ”
The two men got up from the ground, covered in mud and wolf. I saw that there was not only unspeakable anger on their faces, but also a trace of fear. The two knew that the horse was no longer coming back, and there was no other way at this time, so they could only retreat first for the time being.
The man said: "Boy, you wait for me, Lao Tzu will always clean you up." ”
With that, the two staggered step by step, and quickly walked away in the sight of everyone. The villagers of the White Barbarians were all cheering, and it was probably only today that they could beat the water dogs so happily in decades.
When the people saw that the matter had settled, they went back to eat and celebrate. By the time everyone arrived, Luo Xiaocheng had already arrived one point early. Most of the wine on the table was almost drunk by him, and when he saw Han Lun coming back, he smiled and said, "Young Master Han, is the matter settled?"
Han Lun was surprised: "You didn't go?"
Luo Xiaocheng said: "What am I going to do, that kind of small role Young Master Han can kick ten with one kick, and I am still used there." Naturally, I enjoyed my wine here. The wine brewed by this Miao village is made with the sweetest spring water and the fullest barley, although this wine is not strong, but it smells fragrant enough. I can't put down the wine and watch the excitement. Ha ha. As he spoke, he drank another big bowl of wine.
Han Lun shook his head and sighed, "Drunkard, drunkard, you really can't reason with a drunkard. ”
Ah Qiao stepped forward and said: "This guest wants to drink spirits, and we also have spirits, but we haven't usually drunk them, if the guests need it, Ah Qiao will go and get it." ”
When Luo Xiaocheng heard that he had another drink, his eyes lit up. Hurriedly nodded and praised, and said: "The liquor is good, the liquor is enjoyable, if it is not troublesome, please ask the girl to let Luo taste it." ”
Ah Qiao said: "You helped us out today, and we have nothing to repay the guests." The other Miao villages are very scarce, but if you want to drink, make sure you drink enough. With that, he grinned, turned around and ran away. After a while, Ah Qiao came to the hall with four men and a large vat of fine wine. She said: "This is my home-brewed wine, which has been cellared for forty years, and I invite everyone to drink, and if you don't get drunk today, you won't return." ”
Luo Xiaocheng smelled the aroma of the wine from afar, and at this time, he saw the aging of the two large vats, and his eyes narrowed with joy. Ah Qiao took a gourd scoop, opened the lid and scooped up a large scoop of sake, and poured it into Luo Xiaocheng's bowl with a bang. Luo Xiaocheng drank it all, grinned, and said, "Good wine, so domineering, I like it, haha." Come again!"
Luo Xiaocheng drank one scoop after another, and everyone present was also very happy, and they all drank freely. But no one could match the amount of wine Luo Xiaocheng, and in the end, there was almost nothing left of the two jars of wine. Luo Xiaocheng is almost already drunk, and others can imagine it. The only person who wasn't drunk was almost Shi Yunyang. It's not that his alcohol consumption is better than Luo Xiaocheng's, but that he quietly dissipates all the alcohol in his wine from his spiritual power to the outside of his body, which seems to be cheating. Others drink, but he is drinking water. Later, he watched that the room was full of people, and even Luo Xiaocheng fell. He walked out of the door, but after going out, he found that this wine was really not an ordinary wine, and the stamina of this wine was really great, and Shi Yunyang had not taken a few steps, and his head was already dizzy.
At this time, the Miao Village was very quiet, and a few larks flew out of the verdant mountains and forests from time to time, smacking, and soaring straight into the sky like arrows. Listening carefully, you can also hear a few distant love songs, the voice is sweet and distant, making people's hearts suddenly calm like water, Shi Yunyang feels that this Miao Village is so hazy and beautiful.
Shi Yunyang walked along the fence in the village, only to feel as if his eyes were in water, and he couldn't see anything clearly. Even the road was crooked, as if it was constantly shaking, Shi Yunyang shook his head, sobered up a little, and walked forward again.
Walking in front of a wooden building, Shi Yunyang was already full of Venus, and the world was spinning and making him want to vomit. Suddenly, he heard a familiar voice.
"Cloudlift"
"Cloudlift"
The voice called softly over and over again, and it was clearly Ran Tianluo's voice. Shi Yunyang held on to the window edge of the wooden building, found the door, and with a gentle push, the door opened