Chapter 32: Absolutely

"Nangong Ming, listen up!" Tong Hammer smiled, stepped forward and said loudly: "Thirty women are like wolves, forty are like tigers, and fifty are sitting on the ground******** hahaha......" Everyone laughed, Qing Xuan glared at him, and couldn't help blushing. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Tong Hammer smiled proudly: "It's not good to applaud yourself." Everyone said that good is really good, and everyone said that I am good or not!"

"Okay-" All the warriors coaxed together, and the sound shook the four fields.

After hearing that the girls in Yuxuan were stunned, they cursed with red faces: "This dead fat man, it's too obscene!" "Sven scum, I also want to be more literary than Ming Shao, go die!" ...... Another piece of melon and fruit snack smashed over, and all the surrounding warriors had already prepared, and dozens of figures flew out, and they were suddenly snatched up.

Nangong Ming frowned, and snorted coldly: "Chen Yue, such a vulgar and obscene pair, you can also say it, and you are not afraid of the beauties around Tang Tu?"

As soon as these words came out, hundreds of angry eyes suddenly poured on Tong Hammer, only to hear someone gritted his teeth and said: "This guy dares to make such foul remarks in front of the fairy, it's damned." "Damn it, it's just a matter of breaking the bones and scattering ashes, and look at it makes the fairy's face red. "No, I can't let this kind of filthy person stay with the fairy, I want to protect the fairy. ”......

Tong Hammer shrank his neck and hurriedly hid behind Chen Yue. Chen Yue shook his head and said with a smile: "There is nothing in the first place, where is the dust." Is it Tong Hammer's filthy words, or is your heart dirty? At least there are some hobbies that we don't have!"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help whispering: "Could it be that this 'little prince' has any other habits?"

"You don't know...... It is said that this little prince likes to visit the 'South Garden'......"

"Uh...... Needlepoint to Maimang?"

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The sound of Xi Suo's discussion drifted into Tingyuxuan along the evening breeze, and the faces of the girls changed slightly, and they couldn't help but look at the girl in pink, only to see that at this time, she bit her red lips tightly, and her pretty face was tense and blue. The palace woman raised her eyebrows slightly, pursed her red lips, and still didn't say anything.

Nangong Ming was furious and roared: "Chen Yue, do you think that slandering Ben Shao can cover up the fact that you don't learn and don't know how to do it? A vulgar knowledge and intelligence like you is simply not worthy of your despicable bloodline and qualifications. ”

Chen Yue frowned and sneered, "Since you want to pair up with me, then listen to it...... The monk gathers energy for ten years, changes bones for a hundred years, and walks on the moon and picks up stars for a thousand years!"

The audience was silent, Qing Xuan's eyes gradually lit up, and his heart was surging: "In such a rotten place, this son can actually say such noble words, is he really a white lotus that comes out of the mud and is not stained?"

Listening to the fact that all the girls in Yuxuan were also stunned, there was an inexplicable heroic spirit between their delicate eyebrows. Even as a young lady, there is no lack of strong thoughts in the depths of her heart. Even the fat man in brocade clothes, who has always been yin and yang, gradually lit up with a dazzling cold light in the depths of his pupils. Just ask the people in the world, who doesn't want to ask about immortality, who doesn't want to dominate fate......

The woman in the palace costume stared at Chen Yue and muttered: "A man stands at thirty, forty is not confused, and fifty knows his destiny...... What the temperament of an inner saint and an outer king, and an indomitable Dao heart...... Absolutely, that's what the real absolute ...... is."

Immediately, she found that behind the young man's clear gaze, there was an equally clear heart. She couldn't help but look at the girl in pink beside her, only to see her red lips slightly open, her expression stunned, and her eyes were dim, as if she had seen a ghost......

Around the small lake, a stirring belief condensed in the hearts of everyone, and a rushing charm climbed on the surface of the lake, as if to wash away the erosive red dust. At the beginning of cultivation, who didn't have the heart of a strong man. In times of tribulation, who does not have a strong ambition to soar the clouds. And today, why are you so bored, come here to watch the excitement......

Dozens of young people spread out their palms almost at the same time, looking at the delicate and bright melon and fruit snacks in their palms, and they were even more ashamed. "Poof", I don't know who took the lead. The rest of the people no longer hesitated, and threw out the beauty thing one after another.

"They ......" The girls' faces were gloomy, as if they had been teased by everyone, and an inexplicable anger rose in their hearts. The girl in red gritted her teeth angrily and said, "Sister Feng is right, all men in the world are lucky. Just now we were fairies, and in the blink of an eye, they abandoned us like were...... It's all provoked by that Chen Yue!"

The face of the girl in pink was also ugly, and although the woman in the palace costume had never thrown anything, her expression was also gloomy......

"Pap-, pa-, pa-" Three crisp and powerful applause suddenly sounded in front of the Lingbo Hall, and it was a fairy-like woman clapping her hands. Then the applause was thunderous, and the whistle sounded again, deafening, but there was no charm of coaxing.

No one looked at Yu Xuan anymore, and the smiles of the girls froze on their faces. They are golden branches and jade leaves, and no one looks at them when they show up together, which is unbearable.

Nangong Ming's face was also gloomy, and his heart was full of anger: "This applause should have belonged to Ben Shao, only Ben Shao deserved such applause, and you all deserve to die if you ignore Ben Shao's existence...... How could it be possible that Chen Yue's waste could come up with such amazing words? The monk gathered qi for ten years, changed bones for a hundred years, and stepped on the moon and picked up the stars for a thousand years...... My 'Thirteen Cardamom for Women, Fourteen and Fifteen Closed Moon Flowers' is vulgar compared to that...... Ben Shao has simply become a gentleman who sets off his immortal talent, which is unbearable......"

What's even worse is that this civil fight is not as good as a martial fight. If you lose the competition, you can't leave any traces, you can find all kinds of reasons to prevaricate, you can ask someone to help you box, and you can find another field.

And the "Wendou" export into a chapter, put pen into words. Once you lose, the evidence is ironclad. In the future, as long as someone talks about today's couplet, he Nangong Ming will be a laughing stock. It seems that even Tong Hammer's "Thirty women are like wolves, forty are like tigers, and fifty are sitting on the ground*** are more flavorful than his lower link......

The more Nangong Ming thought about it, the more angry he became, staring at Chen Yue's murderous heart and secretly moving: "Only your blood can wash away my shame, you must die......"

Sun Hou frowned, and said hurriedly: "Brother Wang, quickly, make another pair, kill him!"

The brocade-clothed young man on the side tapped his forehead with a folding fan and muttered: "Judging from the couplet just now, the ordinary pair is still difficult for him." I didn't eat enough at night, and Wen Si was a little weak, so it was better to avoid the edge for the time being. With our strength and strength, whether it is a light weapon or a brute force poison, we can beat him so much that he doesn't even know his mother, so why bother to chew words with him. ”

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Chen Yue smiled at Nangong Ming, sat down side by side with Qing Xuan, and also learned from her to pick up a cup of tea and close her eyes, feeling comfortable physically and mentally.

On the stone boat in the center of the lake, Cheng Yejun also applauded, and then hugged his fists and said: "According to the old rules of our store, if someone does not recognize Yue Shao's qualifications to enjoy the 'Kyushu Feast', they can raise an objection, I don't know which other friend is willing to help Ming Shao." Of course, if Ming Shao wins and someone is not convinced, you can continue to challenge until the whole table is served in the store. ”

As soon as his voice fell, a wild laugh sounded on the side of the Moon Tower: "Li is just hungry, so you're welcome!" A black shadow rose in response, and smashed on the roof of the Moon Tower, rubble flew, and a strong man in black appeared in the moonlight.

"Yue Shao's words woke up the person in the dream, but he didn't know what the real kung fu was, the little woman sincerely understood!" With a heart-pounding smile, another beautiful shadow jumped onto the top of the "Moon Tower", and a charming and enchanting young woman in black appeared in the moonlight.

"This kind of good thing that can eat and drink for nothing and become famous for nothing, how can I be born without a white face?" With a hearty laugh, another young man in white flew up to the Moon Tower. The four famous martial artists and the three sons of the family stood together, with a momentum like a rainbow, shocking the audience.

Listening to Yuxuan, the fat man in brocade lowered his voice and introduced: "'Iron Tooth Man Bear' Li Qianjun, 'Scattered Flower Witch' Feng Sangu, 'Hundred Miles Night Tour' Bai Mian Sheng...... Coupled with that Zhao Feiyan, whether it was compared to the light power secret weapon or the strength poison, Yue Shao had no chance of winning. He shook his head slightly, looking very disdainful.

"Duoduo, I use this crystal phoenix hairpin to bet on Yue to lose less, but you want to play just now, don't regret it!" The girl in red's eyes lit up, and she should be the first to attack.

The rest of the girls reacted and took out their jewelry one after another: "Duoduo, I bet on this pair of earrings to lose less." "My golden hairpin bets on Yue and loses less!" "I gamble on this necklace and loses less!" "I gamble on this bracelet and lose less!" ......

The girl in white frowned slightly, and said angrily: "What's the point of betting on these rags, dare you bet on clothes, I have never lost a bet!"

The girls were stunned and blushed. The woman in the palace costume smiled dumbly, but the fat man in brocade was so ashamed that he couldn't bear to look at it suddenly.

The girl in white asked the girl in pink who had not spoken: "Sister Yan, do you want to bet too." I also have a string of soothing incense beads, so I'll bet on the jade pendant on your chest. ”

The girl in pink was startled, looked down at her chest, her face was cloudy for a while, and finally shook her head and did not speak.

At the same time, the three strong men in white flew onto the stone boat in the center of the lake, Cheng Yejun hugged his fists to everyone, and introduced loudly: "Today, the person in charge of helping the kitchen is Fu Ruhai, who is known as the 'Thousand Hands Arhat', Lu Defang, who is in charge of the knife, who is known as the 'Hundred Variety Divine Knife', and Shu Xishan, who is known as the 'Ice and Fire Demon God', is in charge of the spoon. The three of them are all my 'Dingmen' high-footed, and today I have learned to go down the mountain, and today I am ugly to all my friends!"

As soon as the words fell, I saw that the figure of Fu Ruhai in front of the firelight was suddenly blurred, more than a dozen figures shuttled between various ingredients, and a pair of hands seemed to have become dozens of pairs, and one by one the ingredients were quickly lined up on the stove, and the names were clear and orderly.

Lu Defang slowly held a short blade, threw a radish in his left hand and scraped it back and forth with the blade, and the radish skin was split in two and flew away. His hand was like the wind, and the cold light in his right hand flashed. However, after a dozen breaths, the ingredients of vegetables and fruits on the stove were stripped of the dandruff, and the shape was not damaged at all.

He changed another kitchen knife, and the light of the knife turned into a cold light and covered the board. Listening only to the rain hitting the plantains, it was deafening......

Fu Ruhai then put different ingredients into different plates, and one of the dishes was picked up by him. A stream of ingredients spread out in the air, only to see the thin crystal like bean sprouts, thin transparent like amber, like a brilliant neon flying towards the iron pot in front of Shuxi Mountain in front of the firelight.

At this time, the water in the pot is boiling, and the bright ingredients are tumbling in the pot again, like the waves stirring in the sun, dazzling and spectacular, bursts of aroma are billowing and drifting, making people's appetite move.

Cheng Ye Junrong introduced: "The first dish is called 'Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea', which is an appetizer stir-fried with eight fresh ingredients such as bamboo shoots, licorice, radish, coriander, mint, plum, yam, and cucumber!" After speaking, the first dish was just out of the pot.

"Okay—" Everyone looked at each other and cheered in unison, and no one looked at Yuelou again.