Chapter 88 **
It's always nice to be an uncle, especially when you look at those people who are usually high up and running around like grandsons under your command!
Forget it, sometimes they can blame them for even a little mistake, and they can rise to the height of the other party's IQ, which is interesting!
"What do you mean by getting all this wet firewood? Look at the smoke in this place now, and you plan to use this smoke to cook what you want to eat? I don't care, anyway, you eat what the things look like today, and it's your problem whether you eat them or not!"
After being scolded by Xiao Yi, Lin Fenghong finally began to try to cook by herself, but the result was not ideal, as a person who had never cooked, putting her in a well-equipped kitchen might not be able to toss anything decent, not to mention that she was in the wild now, and there were no tools for her to use at all.
So on the first step of cooking, Lin Fenghong had already encountered unprecedented trouble, and after being reprimanded by Xiao Yi, she had even begun to doubt her IQ.
"Aren't you going to control the fire spells, or you'll control the spells yourself to make something to eat!" Xiao Yi stood aside and didn't mean to come forward to help at all, but he still put forward his opinion beside him.
Lin Fenghong wiped the cigarette ash on his face and said, "No, my spell is used for alchemy, cooking is absolutely not good, if you let the master know that his old man will be angry!"
Xiao Yi shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said, "Then it's up to you, anyway, whatever you make in a while, no matter what it looks like, you will eat it!"
Sometimes Xiao Yi thinks that Lin Fenghong is very funny, he doesn't know anything and doesn't ask others, does he really think that he is a genius and can teach himself without a teacher!
Of course, from one side, Lin Fenghong should be a very strong girl, she has failed five times just to make a fire from just now, but she is still persevering, really indomitable.
For this kind of person, Xiao Yi's heart is full of admiration, except for praising their sister with stupidity, Xiao Yi can no longer find the exact words.
Fire-based spells can only be used for alchemy, and it is not possible to make a fire in ordinary times? Isn't this funny, what can I do if I have to toss myself like this?
Finally, after Lin Fenghong's tenth failure, she gave up, and she came to Xiao Yi angrily and said, "I can't make a fire, you come to help me!"
"Theoretically, this shouldn't be the attitude of asking people for advice! Please correct your attitude and say it again! Of course, whether you want to answer or not depends on my mood at the time!"
Xiao Yi has already made up his mind, in order not to be angry with Lin Fenghong during the time he gets along with Lin Fenghong in the future, he must change his temper for this girl now. If one of the two of them must be in a state of anger, Xiao Yi must choose Lin Fenghong to be the angry person.
Lin Fenghong's body trembled violently for a while, and it could be seen that he was on the verge of anger now!
"Xiao Yi, please teach me how to make a fire, most of the branches in the woods are wet, and there is no way to use it to make a fire!"
Xiao Yi felt that he was a bad person, why was he so happy in his heart when he saw Lin Fenghong angry now? Although he couldn't see what the other party's face looked like, it was clear that the other party's face must have been distorted now.
The mask, which used to be beautiful to shout, is now smoky, nothing more than a circus clown.
"You don't admit that you're a stupid girl, you go find some dry branches first, and then add a small amount of wet branches to it, so that when the dry branches are almost burned, the wet branches will become dry, just control the amount between the two!"
Lin Fenghong was so annoyed that he really wanted to slap himself twice, why didn't he think of such a simple personal relationship, could it really be that his IQ had a problem as Xiao Yi said?
After the firewood finally burned, Lin Fenghong once again became the proud and high-minded her, she walked up to Xiao Yi and said proudly: "Hey, sell me some beef noodles, I have to cook by myself now!"
Xiao Yi leaned against a tree, yawned, stretched his waist and said, "I'm sorry, I don't sell it!"
"Why, I can give you spirit stones, a lot of spirit stones!"
"Because I don't want to sell it to you, I don't want to sell you any spirit stones. Girl, being rich in this world is not omnipotent, the main thing is to see if I am happy, uncle!"
"Then how can you be happy?" Lin Fenghong asked angrily.
"It's up to you to see what you do!" Xiao Yi changed his posture and closed his eyes again, and saw that Lin Fenghong had tossed his breakfast for a while, and he wanted to take a good rest at this time.
Lin Fenghong was very angry, but she soon realized that her anger had no effect on the other party from the time she met Xiao Yi. This is very different from the usual situation. In the past, as long as you were on fire at home, everyone had to coax themselves, and everyone would agree to whatever they wanted!
But the bastard in front of him didn't care at all, Lin Fenghong knew that he was afraid that he would not have much fluctuation in the other party's expression when he was angry.
Although Lin Fenghong didn't know what it meant to bow her head and admit her mistakes since she was a child, she didn't want to bow her head at this time, because her stomach was too hungry. For the first time in her life, Lin Fenghong felt the feeling of hunger, which made her feel very uneasy.
"Xiao Yi, can you sell me some beef noodles?" After a long time, Lin Fenghong finally gritted her teeth and said this, after finishing speaking, she felt that all the strength in her body had been drained, she said in her heart that this should be okay, she had already compromised.
"I hope you can add honorific titles, such as Mr. Xiao Yi, or if you call my brother directly, I will reluctantly accept it, it is too rude to call me by name, are you right, stupid girl!"
Some people say that compromise becomes a habit, and when you choose to compromise for the first time, it means that you will continue to choose compromise in the future.
Of course, Mr. Xiao Yi's title Lin Fenghong will not be used, although he doesn't know what is wrong, but he always feels awkward after saying it.
As for Brother Xiao Yi, the title made her feel very disgusting after saying it, and after thinking about it, Lin Fenghong said, "Brother Xiao Yi, can you sell me two packs of beef noodles?"
That's fine, in fact, for Xiao Yi, he really doesn't have many requirements, doesn't he just want Lin Fenghong to speak well to himself, it's easy for him!
After giving the instant noodles to Lin Fenghong and telling him how long should he cook them, Xiao Yi closed his eyes, and he still planned to sleep for a while.
But Lin Fenghong, who had cooked instant noodles, returned to his side, and Lin Fenghong did it to Xiao Yi's side very flatteringly and said: "Brother Xiao Yi, the things I did before were wrong to me, I shouldn't use that attitude to communicate with you, you don't remember the villain's mistakes, forgive me!"
This sentence scared Xiao Yi, even if he wanted to change Lin Fenghong's personality, it would be a long time, and the reason why he wanted to use strong means to force the other party to change was because he didn't have much time, and he didn't want to spend too much time on this matter.
Originally, Xiao Yi thought that Lin Fenghong could be honest for a few days under his high-pressure policy, even if it was a few days of pretending. But Xiao Yi didn't expect that Lin Fenghong would be so obedient now, such a change and contrast is too great!
"What are you doing?" Since everyone had already spoken politely, Xiao Yi naturally couldn't go too far, but his tone was still full of vigilance.
"Don't look like this, Brother Xiao Yi, you see I apologized to you, how can you treat me like this. Brother Xiao Yi, how about giving me the thing you ate before? I know I shouldn't mention money to you, this is simply insulting the relationship between the two of us, you see that my little sister is so obedient now, Brother Xiao Yi, you can give it to me!"
The phrase "give it to me" is not something that can be said casually, and girls who don't say this kind of thing will be misunderstood by others. To say that although she didn't see Lin Fenghong's appearance, she no longer changed her voice since she appeared as her daughter, and her voice now sounds really sultry.
"Ahem, silly girl, I'm glad you think so. However, we still have to have the principles that should be there! What I said before, as long as you take off the mask and show me, I will give it to you, you see whether this deal can be completed or not is completely up to you now, you don't need to waste time on me!"
After speaking, Xiao Yi wiped a cold sweat, and he said in his heart that women are really fickle animals! Just now he almost couldn't help but agree!
Who would have thought that Ling Fenghong, who has been very strong in the past few days, is now soft and soft, without any warning at all, Xiao Yi almost thought that this child had schizophrenia!
"Brother Xiao Yi, you have been struggling with this mask on my face since we first met, can you tell me why? Actually, it's not impossible for me to take off the mask, and now it's dirty, and I don't want to wear it. ”
"You won't move, if I talk to you with a mask on my face, you'll understand what's going on! This will cause a sense of distance between the two of us, and I can't see the expression on your face clearly when the two sides communicate, I always feel like I'm at a loss!"
It is said that the eyes are the windows of the soul, and when communicating with others, they should be face-to-face so that they can see each other's facial expressions clearly, and then know whether the other party is interested in the topic of communication and whether they can continue the conversation.
But Lin Fenghong always had something on his face, which was discordant, Xiao Yi didn't know what the other party's expression was, so he didn't know what he should say!
Lin Feng laughed and said, "I thought what the hell were you, it turned out to be like this." Let's show you, it's not a big deal. ”
After speaking, Lin Fenghong took off the mask on his face.
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