"Senior brother, this kid is talking nonsense, I think the hardships he suffered just now are not enough, I'll give him some more color!" Zhang Liuqi was eager to try. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Thursday Fang said: "Let him go, the master has repeatedly emphasized that you must not neglect this 'little hero', you are not light or heavy, if you accidentally break one of his arms or legs, can you take it back?—— surnamed Guan, I won't mess around with you, since you doubt our identity, and said that the sword and sword book must be handed over to the master himself, then we will take you to Liurumen, how about it?"

Guan Qianjian said: "It's very good, I just lack a bodyguard, with the two of you here, this road will be peaceful." ”

Zhang Liuqi said angrily: "Dare to use us as bodyguards?" The ape arm stretched out, grabbed his wrist, and spit out the internal force, so painful that he almost fainted, and one arm was in the palm of the other party, as if it had shrunk several times, and it seemed to be broken into pieces. What a curse this is!

Guan Qianjian made all kinds of strange expressions on his face to endure the pain, but his mouth was closed tightly and did not let out a single moan.

Zhang Liuqi squeezed out a voice from between his teeth and said, "Now tell me again, what is our relationship?"

Guan Qianjian gritted his teeth and said: "I am a prisoner, and you are a jailer......"

Zhang Liuqi laughed: "It's good to know! From here to Liurumen, tens of thousands of miles away, you are happy, hahahaha." ”

Thursday Fang said: "You still insist on seeing the master and then handing over the things?, well, since you are so stubborn, let's wait and see, the ugly words are ahead, if there is anything wrong with the sword and the sword book at that time, or it is stolen, the responsibility is yours, even if you have done something for Liurumen, the master will not spare you." ”

Guan Qianjian's pain did not stop, and he said angrily: "Let's go, what are you talking about?"

Thursday said, "Good, good. Although he had a smile on his face, he hated him to the bone in his heart, stirring up the dung juice and thinking about how to torture him along the way. Suddenly, his mind moved, he walked in front, and when he raised his foot, he was already three or five feet away, and he didn't look back and shouted: "Liuqi, keep up." ”

Zhang Liuqi said "here", and he also raised his feet and went far away. Guan Qianjian stood in place, scolding in his heart: "Stupid, the speed of walking does not depend on the fastest one, but the slowest ...... of the uncle" Suddenly he was kicked on the buttocks, "Why don't you go?"

As soon as he moved, Guan Qianjian received another violent chestnut on his head, knocking his brain into a blank in an instant, and he took a big stride unconsciously, but then there was a slap on the back of his head: "Step on ants, you, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up again, don't be fast enough, beg to beat ......" for a while, I don't know how many times I hit all over my body. The previous Thursday shouted: "Senior brother, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth, and besides, it is not the master's intention to treat him like this." ”

Zhang Liuqi said with a smile: "That's because the master doesn't know what kind of person he is." Okay, I'm not going to do anything with him,—— hurry up! Swallow the ground slowly like this, when will it arrive? Do you still want us to carry you?" Guan Qianjian was hit by the foot this time, and he saw that they were singing and harmonizing, and they were making fun of themselves.

Soon the sky was bright, and the three of them ran wildly for more than 100 miles, and finally came across a market. Zhou Zhang and the others are wonderful, but they don't feel anything, but they have to stop or take a few steps back from time to time to close a thousand swords, and they can't indulge in wanton sex and show what they have learned, which is inevitably a fire in their hearts. Guan Qianjian was bitter, the punches and kicks on his body did not count, for several hours in a row, he tried his best, but he didn't have to stop breathing, he was already so tired that his lungs were about to smoke and catch fire, and a pair of legs were like being cut off from a dead man, and he didn't listen to the call.

Seeing the bazaar from afar, he shouted with joy: "Let's go after eating, I really can't do it!" Zhou Zhang and the two were secretly proud, thinking: "Tired of you kid!" But his mouth was tightly pursed, and his face was angry, noncommittal.

Guan Qianjian muttered: "Freak!" rushed into the market, and when he saw a restaurant, he didn't pick or choose, he just raised his feet and entered. Zhou Zhang and the others did not object, and followed in. Guan Qianjian saw the bench and found that there was no other pursuit in this life, even if he reunited with Yunni, the situation in his heart was nothing more than that.

He walked to the table, his knees bent, like a pile of pork with bones removed, and withered. Secretly screamed: "It's finally here!" Just as he was about to give his ass to the bench completely, he felt empty under him, and the bench slipped away from the right side. He hurriedly made an iron bridge, and the force was below the knee, and his waist was straight, and he almost didn't stand up. I only heard Zhang Liuqi on the left-hand side say: "There are no rules, no rules! We haven't sat yet, do you dare to sit?"

Guan Qianjian secretly scolded the bad luck, but there was no way to refute it, reasoning that these two people can be regarded as elders, let them go first in everything, they should be, but the two old boys act perversely, and they are disrespectful to the old, how can they look like elders? He glared at Zhang Liuqi fiercely, expressing both anger and disdain, and said nothing, waiting for the two to sit down separately, and then walked to the remaining seats on the right.

Zhou Fang, who was sitting on the upper hand, moved the bench on the left hand side closer to the table and leaned under Guan Qianjian's seat. Guan Qianjian thought to himself: "Zhou Lao'er is still a bit of an elder after all. He sat down, but like waste paper, he lay on the ground unhindered.

Zhang Liuqi laughed loudly, and on Thursday he squinted at Qianjian, just coldly. Most of the diners in the restaurant are laughing.

Guan Qianjian turned over and found that a bench had been shattered into sawdust, as if it had been infested by insects for many years. Only then did I know that Zhou Fang was not kind enough to help him move the bench closer, but to use the internal strength to shake it to pieces, so that he could make himself embarrassed. Although this internal strength is enough to shock the world, in the eyes of Guan Qianjian at this time, it is still contemptible.

Fooled by this, Guan Qianjian was extremely angry, but he couldn't beat him if he wanted to, and he didn't have the strength to scold, so he still ate first and then said, he angrily walked to the table and sat down, and shouted at the kitchen: "A fat chicken, a plate of vegetables, a bowl of white rice, be fast!"

Zhang Liuqi said: "The kid has a lot of appetite. ”

Thursday Fang said: "I'm afraid he doesn't have this blessing." ”

The two looked at each other and smiled, Zhang Liuqi's eyes were shy, and the four sides had a deep meaning.

Then the two also ordered a meal. Soon Guan Qianjian was sent to the table, the meat was fragrant, he lifted the chopsticks, saliva had rushed out of the two gills, and it would be reconciled at the tongue, and if he didn't swallow it, it would come out of the corner of his mouth. The chopsticks were inserted, aiming at the fat and tender chicken legs, but listening to the sound of "do", the chopsticks were pointed on the table, and the two hands next to them stretched out, and the plate was taken away!

Guan Qianjian raised his head in astonishment, Zhang Liuqi's narrow face was facing him, and he said seriously: "You killed too much, in order to avoid being punished by God, you should eat more vegetarian food, chant sutras and worship the Buddha." Chicken, just smell it. ”

Guan Qianjian didn't fight in one place, forced his anger, and said calmly: "The Buddha said: 'I don't go to hell, who will go to hell', isn't all the evil I have done in my life because of Zhuang Mengdie's unscrupulous children? If it weren't for me Guan someone sacrificing himself, I don't know how many lonely souls and wild ghosts are suffering in hell at this moment!"

Zhang Liuqi's face changed, his eyes were red, he stared at the other party, took a step forward and asked, "Who do you say is a disciple of the unscrupulous people?

Seeing him like this, Guan Qianjian knew that he couldn't eat, and he couldn't avoid a meal of Haibian, so he said openly: "Who is not good, who knows." ”

As soon as Zhang Liuqi gritted his teeth, he was about to make a move, and Zhou Fang called out nonchalantly: "Liuqi." ”

"Senior brother?"

Thursday Fang said: "You like his fat chicken, but I like this plate of vegetables in front of him, please help me bring it over." ”

When Zhang Liuqi heard this, his anger disappeared, and he thought that his senior brother was still smart, so he stretched out his hand circle to beat people, picked up the plate of green vegetables on the table, and asked, "Does senior brother like this bowl of white rice too?"

Thursday Fang said: "The rice bowl is placed in this position, some people don't speak cleanly, saliva sprays, this rice is fed to the dogs, the dogs won't eat it, senior brother, I don't have this hobby." ”

Zhang Liuqi smiled: "I see. I also think that even dogs won't eat this bowl of rice. As he spoke, he took a plate in each hand and went back to the table.