Xiao Yi really wanted to say: "Girl, this idea of yours is so bright!",

Although I think it's boring to listen to two people who are approaching forty years old doing that kind of thing, and I don't even have the interest to make up for it.

Ning Yuzhen made a silent gesture at Xiao Yi, and then the two of them crept to the door.

"Hey, Xiao Yi, why is there no sound in the room?" Ning Yuzhen asked disappointedly.

"What voice would you like to hear?, are you very experienced with this kind of thing?" Xiao Yi asked speechlessly.

Ning Yuji's face was slightly red and said, "That's not it, the main thing is that I think if the two of them really do that kind of thing, it doesn't seem normal if they don't make a little noise." ”

Xiao Yi nodded and said, "It's indeed a little abnormal, maybe the two of us are thinking wrong, maybe your father is doing something else with Aunt Xu now, such as looking at old photos from the past or reading a novel or something together, in short, it should be an elegant thing!"

Ning Yuzhen rolled his eyes at Xiao Yi and said, "Do you believe this kind of thing now?"

Well, Xiao Yi admitted that he didn't believe it when he said this, lonely men and widows are in the same room, if you don't do something, I'm really sorry for this great time!

"Maybe they're over, maybe the two of them will come out soon, why don't we leave quickly!" Until now, Xiao Yi still felt that it was a very bad thing for two people to lie in this place and eavesdrop.

"What are you afraid of, even if you want to come out, you must get dressed, and when the time comes, you will have to move a little bit when you get out of bed and walk around. Don't worry, as long as you listen to me, there won't be any problems!"

Xiao Yixin said that if he died today, it would be because he listened to Ning Yuzhen for everything!

In a way, Ning Yuji's patience is much better than Xiao Yi's, for example, now Ning Yuzhen can calmly listen to the movement in the room, and Xiao Yi is already yawning because this matter is very boring!

Suddenly, Ning Yuzhen gave Xiao Yi a fierce kick and said, "Can you be strict, I don't know what we're doing now, don't be so listless!"

"I said, if you really want to listen to the sound, I still have a lot of stock in my computer, if you think it's embarrassing to watch with me, it's a big deal for me to go out, why listen to your daddy's corner in this place!"

After saying this, Ning Yuji, the wine glass, spat on her face, and she said angrily to Xiao Yi: "Don't imagine that everyone is as dirty as you, okay? Why do you think I am so eager to know if there is such a thing between my father and Aunt Xu? Isn't it because I really want Aunt Xu to be my mother!"

Xiao Yi was scolded by Ning Yuzhen one by one, he couldn't figure out if he wanted Aunt Xu to be his mother, did he have to eavesdropping? What kind of logic is this? Isn't it too weird!

However, for his own safety, Xiao Yi does not plan to correct this mistake, who knows if Ning Yuzhen will be even more popular at that time?

Well, since the goddess said that her purpose is pure, then it must be pure, even if the process may not be very pure, but as long as the purpose is pure, it is enough!

Just when Ning Yuzhen wanted to continue to teach Xiao Yi a lesson, he heard that there was really a voice coming out of the room!

At first, there was a faint moaning, but then the sound became louder and louder, and the more I heard it, the clearer it became, and at the same time, all kinds of ambiguous words emerged one after another.

Not to mention Ning Yuji, even Xiao Yi has some unbearable feelings, sure enough, he is not old-hearted, he is still so old at such an age, Xiao Yi really doesn't know how to describe it!

Ning Yuji's face was now covered with a thin red veil, she had heard this kind of dialogue in the boudoir of men and women, not to mention that the person who said these words was still her father and her aunt who regarded her mother as her.

But even so, Ning Yuzhen still didn't plan to leave, she heard it from the beginning to the end of the voice.

After the voice in the room disappeared, she said to Xiao Yi embarrassedly: "Xiao Yi, do you say that it is very painful for girls to do that kind of thing between men and women? I just heard Aunt Xu's voice seem to be very uncomfortable, and my father is really, for his own selfish desires, he is so embarrassed Aunt Xu." ”

"You don't understand, and of course there are some things I don't understand. However, people on the Internet say that the girl's voice pain at this time is not really painful, and it may be that there is no way to express her inner feelings!

Ning Yuzhen shook his head and said, "I think it's terrible when I hear it, I think I don't want to be like this in the future, and I will have a psychological shadow!"

Xiao Yixin said goodbye, such a big beauty actually has a shadow on this kind of thing, it is really too tyrannical!

In fact, God has his own considerations when designing men and women, and the two sides are complementary beings, so can they be called the other half!

Men had a strength, which at that time had no merit. Women have two points, but there is a loophole! So usually a man and a woman will seize the two advantages of a woman, and then use their own strengths to make up for the woman's loopholes, so it is very necessary to say that the combination of men and women!"

This is a very classic yellow joke, according to Xiao Yi's character, he shouldn't say this kind of thing to Ning Yuji, but who made Ning Yuzhen have to force him to listen to the corner of the wall in this place, he thinks it's a pity not to say one or two yellow jokes to tease her!

Who knew that Ning Yuzhen glanced at him coldly and said, "Yes, I heard that there is a hole in the man, maybe another man also wants to fill the hole in you!"

How could Xiao Yi not understand what Ning Yuji's words meant, didn't he just mean stirring up the foundation!

He coughed twice in embarrassment and said, "Girl, I told you a yellow joke because I wanted to see your shy expression, not to ask you to tell me a more yellow joke, can you respect the profession of hooligan a little?"

"Stinky boy, you are blind if you want to tease my mother, don't look at me as a ladylike when I am usual, but you have to know what my father does, who I usually see!" Ning Yuzhen replied angrily, for the first time in her life, she felt that her living environment had brought her such a huge advantage!

"I was wrong, you see your dad is done, let's hurry up and withdraw when the two of us come, how embarrassing it would be if they came out!"

"Count your kid reasonable, what are you waiting for, go immediately! Pull me, my squatting legs are numb!"

Xiao Yi dragged Ning Yuzhen up from the ground, and the two of them walked downstairs cautiously, walking, Xiao Yi suddenly approached Ning Yuji, and whispered: "Next time you sit on the ground, look at it first, don't have water on the ground, you can do it with a butt, look at the pants are wet, what a big puddle of water!"

"Xiao Yi, I'll fight with you!"

Rubbing the bag on his head, Xiao Yi said bitterly: "Look at it, you are unreasonable, obviously there is water on the ground, I kindly remind you that you actually beat me, my pants are also wet, and it is not a shameful thing!"

Ning Yuzhen was also quite embarrassed to take an ice pack to help Xiao Yi apply a cold compress, who would have thought that there was really water on the ground, and the pants of both of them were wet.

"I'm sorry, Xiao Yi, I didn't mean to, but can't you be tactful about this kind of thing when a girl's pants are wet, what a shame it was at the time!"

"Isn't this tactful, besides, you are such a big person, it must be impossible to pee your pants, what's so embarrassing!"

"Ahh

"What do you think?"

"Ahem, I thought you knew I peed my pants!"

"Hey, since you've beaten me, that's all there is to do on the bus today, okay?" Xiao Yixin said that he couldn't be beaten in vain.

Who knew that Ning Yuji's eyes turned around twice and then said: "No, one thing is one thing, this matter is one thing is one thing, I apologize for this matter because I was wrong, and you are wrong about what happened on the bus!"

"That's not possible, why did I get beaten for nothing? No, if you say that, then I'm going to fight back, I won't suffer! Don't tell me what kind of girl you are, who let the two of us be buddies!"

Ning Yuzhen said with a sad face: "Xiao Yi, you are a boy who is embarrassed to attack me, what if you break me?"

Xiao Yi said with a lewd smile: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it's not a big deal, you see I won't beat you anywhere else, let's spank." Do you think you climb up on your own or will I catch you myself? Let's talk about it, if you take the initiative yourself, I'll be lighter when I do it, and if I catch it, I'll be sorry!"

Ning Yuzhen squirmed in front of the sand for a long time, and seemed to have made a lot of determination and said: "Then let's talk and count, you fight lightly, and don't forget that I have to trouble you tonight, if you dare to hurt me, I will not be polite to you at that time!"

"Hmph, if I were you, I wouldn't have said such irrational words, now you are a fish and I am a knife, now it is a serious thing to say something soft and beg for mercy, and even if I let you go now, who knows if you will let me go when I let you go at night! Come on, flower girl, climb up quickly, don't let me do it!"

Then Ning Yuzhen lay on Xiao Yi's thigh under Xiao Yi's disbelieving eyes, and at the same time did not forget to say: "You should be lighter when you start, otherwise I will take revenge!"

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