Land justice: "If you use me, call me the land father." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info just called me a stinky old man!"

Yuan Bao smiled: "The stinky old man seems close!"

The land lord nodded and said, "Yes." I can testify that drinking soy milk is indeed what you promised the little girl. ”

Die Qiaoyi thought for a while and said, "Okay." I promised. But let's go together. The soy milk must be picked up by me. ”

Yuan Bao nodded and said, "It's okay." You can't practice the feel, but you can practice the look and feel and taste the taste. Take it, let's do it together. ”

The guard said, "Are you sure you want to bring your wife in?"

Yuan Bao said: "Big brother, don't worry, my wife is very open." ”

The guard said, "Alright then! I've done my best anyway." I can only cover up and remind me here. ”

After that, the three of them lifted the curtain and walked into the "Little White Tender Soy Milk Drinking Bar".

After entering, Yuan Baodie Qiaoyi found that the scene in front of him was really as the land said. It's really a man's nest that makes men feel excited and women feel distressed.

There are rows of poorly dressed tofu girls standing in the bar counter, and all the tofu girls have watermelon-sized breasts hanging down on the bar.

All the men who drink soy milk in the bar go up and squeeze it by themselves and use it for their own use.

Yuan Bao was stunned when he saw Dieqiao, and deliberately touched her chest.

Dieqiao came back and said, "What do you mean?

Yuan Bao smiled: "No." I compare myself and feel a little inferior!"

Die Qiao said angrily: "You still say!"

Yuan Bao saw that she was about to have a seizure, and hurriedly said, "Don't say it, don't say it!"

At this time, the land said: "This is self-help. The red-skinned tofu girl squeezes out red soy milk, the white-skinned white soy milk, the dark-skinned black soy milk, etc., which one do you like to take by yourself. Also, there are a few tofu Shih Tzu over there, and the handmade tofu dessert is quite delicious. You can also go and try it. I'm going to get my own first. Feel free to do so!"

Yuan Bao smiled: "Together, together." ”

Before he took two steps with the land lord, Yuan Bao was pulled by Die Qiaoyi.

Die Qiaoyi said: "Which one do you drink, I'll help you squeeze it." You are not allowed to use your hands. ”

Yuan Bao said helplessly: "Okay then! ”

With that, the two came to the black tofu girl at the bar.

The black tofu girl asked, "One.cup.or.two?"

Die Qiaoyi said: "Two cups." ”

The black tofu girl asked again: "Two cups of plain flavor, or do you want to add alcohol and milk or all kinds of drugs?"

Yuan Bao said: "I want to add alcohol." ”

Die Qiaoyi said: "I can make it original." ”

After hearing this, the black tofu girl handed out a cup to Die Qiaoyi and Yuan Bao and said, "Please take the original flavor first." ”

Hearing this, Die Qiaoyi put the quilt into a special container and began to squeeze it.

Just listen to each squeeze, the tofu girl will let out a cry of ecstasy.

Dieqiao said in her heart: "No wonder so many men come here to drink soy milk, it seems that not only the color and fragrance here, but also the sense of hearing can satisfy men's fantasies." ”

Waiting for Die Qiaoyi to squeeze enough cups, the black tofu girl said to Yuan Bao: "Please wait." ”

After that, I saw the black tofu girl take a bottle of alcohol from under the table and drank it "coo-dong-goo-dong".

After drinking, the black tofu girl snorted a few times and said to Yuan Bao: "Wait for five minutes, the taste of wine will be stronger." ”

Yuan Bao hurriedly said: "Okay, okay! I'll wait, I'll wait!"

Die Qiaoyi kicked Yuan Bao and said angrily: "Look at your virtue!"

Five minutes later, the black tofu girl said to Yuan Bao: "Little handsome guy, please take it." ”

Yuan Bao hurriedly stretched out his hand, about to squeeze.

Die Qiaoyi snapped, slapped the back of Yuan Bao's hand and said, "Get out of the way, I'll come." ”

Die Qiaoyi was about to help Yuan Bao squeeze, and the black tofu girl also reached out and slapped the back of Die Qiaoyi's hand and said, "I'm sorry, we're here to pick ourselves up." Let the drinkers take it for themselves, and don't insult our noble profession. ”

Die Qiao said angrily: "Your profession is still noble?"

Before the black tofu girl could speak, Yuan Bao hurriedly said: "Of course it's noble! I don't know how many young dicks' pains have been soothed! How many male lambs in the secret room have been saved! Beauty, I praise you!"

The black tofu girl smiled, "Thank you!"

After thanking Yuan Bao, the black tofu girl said to Die Qiaoyi: "If this lady is not willing to let your man have skin-to-skin contact with me." There are lace gloves next to it, and you can let him put them on and squeeze them. ”

Before Die Qiaoyi could speak, Yuan Bao hurriedly put it on and squeezed it up.

Dieqiao snorted angrily, found a place to sit down, and sulked.

Yuan Bao squeezed while squeezing his eyebrows at the black tofu girl.

People squeezed for a minute, and he rubbed for ten minutes.

After the two of them finished drinking the soy milk, the land lord came over and said to the two, "Do you want to eat some tofu?"

Die Qiao said angrily: "I don't eat women's tofu!"

Yuan Bao said happily: "I'll eat, I'll eat! ”

After that, Yuan Bao and the two of them went to the dessert area to eat tofu.

After a while, Butterfly Qiaoyi, who was getting angry, suddenly heard the sound of "Ah!" from the land.

After a sound, I only heard a tofu girl scolding to the land father: "You fucking dare to eat old lady's tofu!"

The land lord touched his swollen face and said happily: "Cool!"

Next, I heard Yuan Bao's "ah" again.

The girl who sold tofu scolded again: "You bitch, you dare to eat my little sister's tofu!"

I only heard Yuan Bao's "ah".

Immediately afterwards, Yuan Bao also covered his face and said happily: "Cool!

Dieqiao, who was not far away, stomped his feet according to his qi and said, "Stinky man!

The land lord heard that the tofu girl and Yuan Bao used more words than himself, and they were more obscene than himself.

Unconvinced, he asked, "Why does he have more words than mine?"

The tofu girl said, "I'm afraid you'll die if you're too excited!"

Yuan Bao hurriedly pulled the grievances in his heart and said: "People care about you! Let's go, don't do it! Go to other places." ”

Saying that, he grabbed the land lord, took Butterfly Qiaoyi, and left the soy milk.

The three of them left the soy milk bar, the land lord led the way, and the three of them wandered around the night market.

While she was shopping, Die Qiaoyi suddenly said happily: "Yuan Bao, look, there seems to be juggling in front!"

Yuan Bao raised his eyes and said: "It seems that there is not only juggling, but also a stage, it seems that the nightlife here is very rich!"

"In front of it is the center of the night market street, and there are all kinds of performances and juggling applications, how wonderful and wonderful it is! Let's go and see it together." ”

Die Qiaoyi said happily: "Okay!

But before the three of them reached the performance area, Yuan Bao suddenly asked, "Do you smell it?"

Die Qiaoyi said: "What do you smell?"

The land lord laughed: "He is talking about stinky tofu." The stinky tofu here is authentic to home. The 'Thousand Miles Stink' in front of it is famous far and wide. It is said that his family has been selling stinky tofu for 18 generations. Therefore, the children and grandchildren born in his family are all stinky from head to toe. How about you try the authentic stinky tofu?"

Yuan Bao smiled: "Then you still need to ask? ”

As he spoke, a brisk step forward.

Die Qiaoyi hurriedly followed: "I don't eat it, it stinks to death!"

Yuan Bao said: "Stinky tofu smells stinky and tastes fragrant." Didn't you eat it when you were on Earth?"

Die Qiaoyi shook her head and said, "It's enough for me to smell that!

Yuan Bao smiled: "If you haven't eaten it, then you can't miss it this time!"

The land lord also said: "Brother Yuan Bao is right! It's not that I'm coming to Tofu Star, and I can't buy it if I want to eat it!"

Die Qiaoyi heard what the two said was so delicious, nodded and said, "Okay then! ”

Yuan Bao smiled: "I guarantee that you want to take a second bite after tasting it." ”

With that, the three of them walked to the stinky tofu stall.

The land lord said to the boss who sold stinky tofu: "Boss, come here for three stinky tofu." ”

The boss asked, "Do you want the best, the best, or the ordinary?"

Yuan Bao was surprised: "This stinky tofu is still divided into the best, fine and ordinary?"

The boss said, "That's right! The pure black stinky tofu cubes in this basket are the best stinky tofu. It was made by my grandfather. The yellow stinky tofu cube in a basket next to it is a high-quality stinky tofu, which was made by my father. The other two charred stinky tofu cubes in the basket are Fanpin stinky tofu, which was made by purchasing tofu people who have passed away in recent years. Which one do you want for all three servings of stinky tofu?"

Die Qiaoyi almost threw up when she heard this.

Yuan Bao was also surprised: "This ...... This ......"

The land lord didn't believe it: "Three years ago, when I came to you to buy stinky tofu, you said that this box is your grandfather, and that basket is your father." Why do you have so many grandfathers, so many fathers, and they haven't sold out yet?"

When the boss heard that it was an old customer, he hurriedly smiled and said, "Old man, be quiet." Business has been going on just fine these two days, so you can't dismantle my platform! I won't tell you anything about it, these are ordinary tofu. It's just that there have been a lot of foreign customers recently, so don't everyone take the opportunity to make more money!"

Yuan Bao said: "I really thought it was ...... just now."

The boss smiled: "Actually, you can really eat my father more than ten years ago." It's just that you're late, and you don't have that oral treatment! But even my ordinary tofu is more authentic than the stinky tofu on any planet!"

The land lord nodded and said: "I believe this! Thousands of miles of stinky tofu is not in vain! Give us three servings of the best stinky tofu." ”

The boss hurriedly said, "Okay! ”

At this time, Die Qiaoyi also relieved herself and said to Yuan Bao: "I was really disgusted just now!"

Yuan Bao smiled: "No, I was also taken aback." But fortunately, the father of the tofu boss did not die a few days ago. If I had just passed away a few days ago, we would have eaten it!"

After a while, the boss packed three servings of stinky tofu. Handed it to the three of them: "Come back after eating! ”

The three of them nodded and said, "Definitely!"

Die Qiaoyi, who was holding stinky tofu, looked at Yuan Bao, then looked at the land lord, and then asked about the smell of stinky tofu. Asked Yuan Baodao: "Is this thing really that delicious?"

Yuan Bao licked his tongue and made an extremely ecstatic expression: "This thing should only exist in the sky, how many times can I taste it in the world!"

The land also said: "Take a bite, ten years less!"

After saying that, both of them chewed it in large gulps.

Butterfly Qiaoyi looked greedy and put it to her mouth and tasted it.

This taste is not tight, and Die Qiaoyi wants to drink water when she eats it. After a while, a large portion of stinky tofu was wiped out by her.

After eating, Die Qiaoyi clicked her mouth and said, "I'll buy another one later." ”

Yuan Bao said: "I also have this intention. ”

The land also said: "Take me one." ”