On this day, Yuan Bao was cultivating cross-legged in the cultivation room on the third floor of the Bull Demon King's Cave Mansion. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Suddenly, a flute sounded, interrupting Yuan Bao's meditation.

Yuan Bao raised his eyes and saw that it was the eldest daughter of the Bull Demon King, dressed in bright makeup, who was playing the flute and flying over.

Immediately afterwards, the second daughter of the Bull Demon King also flew over with the erhu. After that, there is the third daughter of the Bull Demon King who plays the pipa, and the fourth daughter of the Bull Demon King who hums a song.

The four women surrounded Yuan Bao, who was cultivating, and sang and danced enchantingly.

After the four of them finished bouncing, they all sat around Yuan Bao and massaged Yuan Bao's legs.

Yuan Bao was surprised: "What are the four girls doing?"

The eldest daughter of the Bull Demon King said gently: "On the day Yuan Gongzi first came, our four sisters were too abrupt and picked Yuan Gongzi's skin in the bath. Later, I thought of the damage trick of acupuncture Yuan Gongzi. Today, the four of us came to apologize for singing and massaging Yuan Gongzi. ”

The second daughter of the Bull Demon King also said: "Yes! The eldest sister said that only when Yuan Gongzi is in a happy mood can he recover as soon as possible." I also hope that Master Yuan Gongzi will have a lot, and don't worry about us little women. ”

The third daughter and the fourth daughter also said gently: "Master Yuan Gongzi has a lot, don't worry about us little women!"

Yuan Bao said with a smile: "You are talking about picking my skin in the bath, and then you have to prick me with a silver needle." Actually, I didn't pay attention to it all along, and I didn't care about it at all. Where are you women going to bother? But you don't have to. It's just that you try not to disturb me, just let me cultivate and recover every day. ”

The eldest daughter of the Bull Demon King said with a smile: "Let's introduce ourselves to Yuan Gongzi, and after the introduction, we won't disturb Yuan Gongzi's cultivation and recovery." I am the eldest daughter of the Bull Demon King. Because I eat fat, like a balloon that has been blown up. That's why my father named me Niu Blow. ”

When Yuan Bao heard this, he laughed and said, "You call it bullblowing, why don't you just call it bragging!"

When Niu Bragging heard this, he said happily: "Thank you Yuan Gongzi for giving me the name! Then I will call it bragging in the future!"

Next, the second daughter of the Bull Demon King said gently: "Because I have been pooping since I was a child, I have blocked the toilet every day." That's why my father named me Niula. I just hope that every time I in the future, it will be smoother. ”

Yuan Bao exclaimed: "Niu La, the name is so close to reality. What about you?"

The third daughter of the Bull Demon King said: "Because I have had crow's feet since I was a child, I have liked to play things since I was a child. 'Flick the bounce, bounce off the crow's feet. That's why I'm called Niu Dan. ”

Yuan Bao praised: "It's a good name! So the rest of this person with a mouth so big that he can't put half of his face can be Niu Sang?"

The fourth daughter of the Bull Demon King clapped her hands and praised: "Yuan Gongzi is really extremely smart. Because I have loved singing since I was a child, my name is Niu Sing. ”

Yuan Bao looked at the four of them: "The four of them are standing together, and they are really 'blowing, playing, and singing'." The eldest brother of the Bull Demon King is worthy of being a cow among the cows, and he even gives birth to children and chooses a name so good13!"

At this time, the Bull Demon King suddenly came up from downstairs and said, "Who is praising me? And it is so blunt! If you have the courage, please show up and meet!"

When Yuan Bao saw it, he immediately got up and greeted: "It's Brother Yuan who is praising you!

The Bull Demon King clenched his fists and said, "Hello Brother Xian, my four daughters didn't disturb Brother Xian's cultivation, right?"

Yuan Bao smiled: "It's not bothering to bother. But they seem to be annoying me. ”

The Bull Demon King said to his four daughters: "Blow, play and sing, you don't want to go out quickly." Your Monkey King aunt is practicing outside, but she is a woman who even Rulai and Bodhi are vying to marry, so you should learn more from her. You know what?"

Blowing and playing and singing nodded, "Yes." ”

Let's say, the four women went out of the cave and went to Sun Wukong to learn how to learn from their brother.

When Yuan Bao heard what the Bull Demon King said, he was puzzled and asked the Bull Demon King: "Brother Bull Demon King, why are Bodhi and Rulai fighting to marry Sun Wukong?"

The Bull Demon King was surprised: "The gods, demons, demons and demons of the whole universe know, don't you know?"

Yuan Bao nodded and said, "Little brother is lonely and unheard, and I hope that Brother Niu will advise!"

The Bull Demon King stretched out his hand and said, "Brother Xian, let's sit down and talk." ”

With that, the two sat down.

The Bull Demon King said to Yuan Bao: "Here's the thing. That starts from Sun Xiaomei's search for famous teachers to learn art after Shi Potian was born. Sun Xiaomei was originally a primordial stone in the early birth of the universe, and after countless years, she continued to absorb the essence of the universe and was born into a life. Sun Xiaomei was born near Huaguoxing and became the king in Huaguoxing. I don't want to think that within a few years, Huaguoxing will be attacked and robbed by the rat demon. Her monkey monkey grandson became a slave, and she escaped by chance. After escaping, Sun Wukong visited famous teachers everywhere to learn art, but he didn't learn real skills. It wasn't until later that she met the guidance of a master that she found the former Heavenly Emperor Bodhi Ancestor. ”

Speaking of this, Yuan Bao interrupted: "Bodhi Ancestor is the former Heavenly Emperor?"

The Bull Demon King said, "That's right! Bodhi Ancestor is the former Emperor of the Heavenly Realm. But because he was short-tempered, he beat people with a whisk of dust when he didn't agree with him. Later, all the immortals demonstrated, a referendum was held, and he was ousted from the throne by the Jade Emperor. ”

Yuan Bao was surprised: "It turns out that the history of the fairy world is like this! Then Brother Niu, please continue, what happened to Sun Wukong when he found Bodhi?"

The Bull Demon King said: "After Sun Wukong found Bodhi, he said that he wanted to learn from a teacher. But Bodhi fell in love with Sun Wukong at first sight and did not plan to take her as an apprentice. ”

Yuan Bao was surprised: "I fell in love at first sight? Why didn't I find anything good-looking about Sun Wukong? In addition to his rare figure, his appearance really doesn't dare to compliment!"

The Bull Demon King shook his head and said, "no.no.no, the virtuous brother doesn't know anything. It's just that my grandson hasn't lost her monkey hair at this time. If she collects monkey hair and turns into a human form, you will know it at a glance. My old cow is not bragging, Sun Xiaomei dares to say that she is the second beauty in the universe, no one dares to say that she is the first beauty!"

Yuan Bao didn't believe it: "Chang'e can't do it either?"

The Bull Demon King smiled: "You said that Chang'e, that rabbit girl, if Sun Xiaomei received monkey hair, she wouldn't dare to stand side by side with Sun Xiaomei!"

Yuan Baodao: "Is it so exaggerated?"

The Bull Demon King said: "It's even more exaggerated than this!"

Yuan Bao asked: "Bodhi is unwilling to accept Sun Wukong as an apprentice, do you want her to be his wife?"

The Bull Demon King nodded and said, "Brother Xian guessed right." But Sun Wukong didn't look down on the old man Bodhi at all. Sun Wukong was originally planning to leave. But Bodhi had never seen such a beautiful and charming woman, how could he let her go. Bodhi gave Sun Wukong two choices. 1. Trap her for five hundred years. When she goes out, I'm afraid that the monkeys of Huaguoxing will be abused to death!2. Marry him, and he will pass on the Tao that she can lie down and abuse those rat clans who invade Huaguoxing. ”

Yuan Bao asked, "How did Sun Wukong choose?"

The Bull Demon King said: "Sun Wukong chose the latter. But Sun Wukong delayed Bodhi, if Bodhi really likes her, wait for her for a thousand years!"

Yuan Bao: "What does Bodhi say?"

The Bull Demon King said: "Who knew that this Bodhi didn't even think about it, and agreed in one bite." Bodhi told Sun Wukong that he was going to retreat for a thousand years. A thousand years later, if Sun Wukong does not fulfill his promise, Bodhi will destroy all the monkey monkeys and grandchildren of the entire Huaguo Star. Naturally, Sun Wukong himself will not be spared. I think this is also the reason why Monkey King saved you. He wants you to succeed in the future and help her change her life against the sky. She didn't want to marry Bodhi at all. ”

Yuan Bao was puzzled: "Isn't Sun Wukong a disciple of Rulai now?

The Bull Demon King said: "If you come to care, how can you not care! But the premise is that Sun Wukong agrees to marry him." ”

Yuan Bao closed his mouth in surprise and said, "No, it's such a big game?

The Bull Demon King said: "What's all the fuss about? There are many monks marrying wives!"

Yuan Bao said: "But it's not ...... on TV"

The Bull Demon King interrupted: "That's not how you act, right? But in real life, don't say that monks marry wives, there are more people who marry three wives and four concubines!"

Yuan Bao thought about it and said: "When you say this, I recalled, it seems that this is really the case in real life!

The Bull Demon King said, "Of course you don't agree! The dead fat man had a lewd face, and he wouldn't marry him if he was a woman. Not to mention my virtuous sister Sun Wukong!"

Yuan Bao said: "In that way, now only you and I, Tang Seng, Bajie and Sha Seng can help Sun Wukong!"

The Bull Demon King shook his head and said, "Although Tang Seng has become a Buddha and his mana is not low, he will not help Sun Wukong." ”

Yuan Bao was puzzled: "Why meow?"

The Bull Demon King said: "At the beginning, Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and then he was deceived into the palm of his hand by Rulai. Rulai asked her if she would like to marry him. was immediately rejected by Sun Wukong. Rulai was angry and pressed Sun Wukong under Wuzhi Mountain, making her suffer a lot and forcing her to change her decision. But Sun Wukong would rather never turn over and never marry an old bald head. Later, if I saw that she would not give in for five hundred years, she would not be able to be soft if her heart was hard. So I found someone named Tang Sanvisc. This man has a dirty head, a dirty face, and a dirty buttocks. ”

Yuan Bao was surprised: "Tang Sanzang? Shouldn't it be Tang Sanzang? And it should be a handsome guy! How can he have a dirty head, a dirty face, and a dirty ass?"

The Bull Demon King shook his head and said, "It's all a lie in the TV series. In fact, this Tang Sanviscera not only has a dirty head, a dirty face, and a dirty buttocks, but also is greedy for money, lustful, and ugly and scary. The reason why Rulai found such a person who can destroy the universe based on his looks to be Sun Wukong's master is to lower Sun Wukong's aesthetic level. In addition, the monsters hidden along the way are more ugly than the other, and most of them are women who are extremely short of men. If you come to it, you hope that Sun Wukong will reach a very low level of aesthetics when he arrives at the Bald Star in the Western Sky, and he has realized the scarcity of men. In this way, Rulai can successfully take Sun Wukong into the bag. ”

Yuan Bao asked, "What about the result?"

The Bull Demon King said: "The result is that although Sun Xiaomei was canonized as a Buddha, she couldn't stand the constant harassment of Rulai, and chose to stay away from the Buddha Domain and have been living in the universe under the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Realm." ”

After listening to this, Yuan Bao suddenly realized: "It turns out that the story is so tortuous. In fact, you said for a long time, isn't it that Tang Seng won't help?"

The Bull Demon King said, "That's right!"

Yuan Bao said: "Then you just say no, it's over?"

The Bull Demon King scratched his head and said, "Yes, I'll just say no, won't it be over?"

Yuan Bao smiled evilly: "I'll ask you another question." ”

The Bull Demon King said, "Brother Xian, please ask." ”

Yuan Bao raised his eyebrows and said with a wicked smile: "What is the relationship between Sister Guanyin and Rulai?"

The Bull Demon King pointed his finger at Yuan Bao and smiled: "You kid, you think too much! Guanyin is Rulai's own sister." ”

"Knock"

"Brother Xian, what's wrong with you?"

Yuan Bao fell to the ground and sighed, "Oh my God! Guanyin turned out to be Rulai's own sister!"

The Bull Demon King said, "What's so surprising about this? And Sister Guanyin is not married yet, you and I have a chance. ”

Yuan Bao hurriedly got up from the ground and said, "You are brave enough! I don't want this opportunity!"

The Bull Demon King smiled: "Actually, I don't have much chance, she is not interested in non-human races. ”

Yuan Bao propped up his body with his hands and walked from side to side towards the inner room. While walking, Yuan Bao said to the Bull Demon King: "Brother Niu, I'll go and rest first." It's so much information that I'm a little dizzy. ”

The Bull Demon King said, "Brother Xian will be fine, right? Do you want my four daughters to give artificial respiration to Brother Xian?"

Yuan Bao shook his head and said, "Don't! Thank you!"

With that, Yuan Bao entered the inner room and closed the door.

The Bull Demon King shook his head and said, "Is this world really so difficult to understand? Yes, after all, our Niu Clan has a much higher IQ than other Terrans!"

Three years later, Yuan Bao's nine Dao roots had been repaired.

In order to restore his previous cultivation, Yuan Bao needed a large amount of wind and fire source power to fill his body. In order to cooperate with the nourishment of the roots of the small sapling on the chest.

Yuan Bao finds Sun Wukong and informs her that her Dao Root has been completely repaired. Now you need to go out to find the uninhabited Wind and Fire Source Mine Star and devour the source power to restore your cultivation.

Sun Wukong said: "It is not safe to restore cultivation in the heavenly realm. The Buddha realm can't go either, Rulai and the Jade Emperor wear a pair of pants. Now, I can only take you to venture into the star field under the jurisdiction of the Cross Sect. ”

Yuan Bao said: "One day in the heavenly realm, one year in the universe, right?"

Sun Wukong said: "Yes." ”

Yuan Bao said: "That is to say, there are still nine years before Taishang Laojun completely refines me." We can use these nine years to mix in the heavenly realm first. If it goes well, I should be able to recover from the wind and fire in the past nine years. For the remaining seven spells, we can go to the Cross Sect Star Domain to cultivate. In this way, the safety factor of our expedition to the Crusader Star Domain should be greatly improved. ”

Sun Wukong shook his head and said: "Don't dare to be careless in everything! God knows when Taishang Laojun will find out." Let's be on the safe side. ”

Yuan Bao smiled: "You are the Monkey King! If you are so cowardly, I will look down on you!"

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Be cautious and walk the ship of ten thousand years." You've suffered too little! I've had enough of the so-called gods and Buddhas in the heavenly realm and the Buddha realm. When you have my experience, you will naturally be cautious. ”

Yuan Bao patted his chest and said, "Listen to me this time, it's right!"

Sun Wukong shook his head and said, "That's it, just listen to you." It is estimated that the old man Taishang will not find out so early. But I'm going to talk about it. If you are in danger, I may not be able to protect you. You have to run for your life in time according to the situation. ”

Yuan Bao smiled and said: "Joke! How could I leave you alone? I want to run away together, I want to die together! I am a true brother, and I have enough temperament!"

Sun Wukong said: "When the time comes, you just don't drag me down!"

Yuan Bao said: "That's good! You've said everything you have to say, I'll run away first if it's in danger." Rest assured, the time will not drag down the Great Sage. ”

Sun Wukong said "um" and took Yuan Bao to say goodbye to the Bull Demon King.