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Sun Laohu heard the sound of calling in his ears, and slowly opened his eyes and looked around, but he was startled by a big face three inches away from him, Ye Fei's smiling face Sun Laohu was no different from the devil in his eyes, and he was about to faint with a loud cry.

But I heard Ye Fei say: "Haha! Don't be afraid, I ordered your sober acupoint, and you won't want to fall asleep even if you are knocked out by someone in three days." ”

Sun Laohu wanted to die when he heard this, and suddenly the vivid faces of Yue Fei and Wen Tianxiang appeared in front of him, of course he gritted his teeth, only pursed his mouth and looked at Ye Fei as if he were dead.

Although Ye Fei was surprised by his expression, he didn't take it to heart, and said with a smile: "Come and open your mouth obediently." ”

"What!" Sun Laohu closed his lips tightly and shook like a rattle.

Click!

With a soft sound, Ye Fei wiped his face, and his chin was removed, and Sun Laohu's mouth had to be opened without opening.

Ye Fei picked up a branch from the ground, dipped it in the black slime in the bowl, and stretched it out to Sun Laohu.

Sun Laohu looked at the black mucus stretched out to his mouth, closed his eyes and his neck generously died, and suddenly felt that the gums with severe pain came from a crispy numb feeling, a sticky liquid flowed in the gums and the tip of the tongue, and the mouth saw a sweet surge, which reminded Sun Laohu of his first love, what a passionate era, I remember that she was in a large class at that time and she had just entered the nursery class, as soon as I saw her......

Before Sun Laohu finished recalling his first love, suddenly the painting style turned and a strong bitterness began to hit his mouth, all the way from the top of his head to the tips of his toes, and his whole body was soaked in the bitter gourd liquid like the sea.

Before Sun Laohu turned around, he only felt that the vinegar intention was attacking him, and he was about to be delusional by the vinegar, he only felt that he was the loser full of grudges in the battle in the harem.

In this way, Sun Laohu has traversed the hot and cold state of affairs in the world, and simply put, he has been made into a whole by various tastes, and there is no human form.

Syllable!

I only heard Ye Fei flick his fingers and said, "It's done." ”

Gaba!

Ye Fei took Sun Laohu's chin and connected it to him, but he couldn't close his mouth for a long time.

"Why are you so happy that you can't close your mouth?" Ye Fei patted him on the shoulder and said happily.

"I'm glad your sister, you've been trying to open your mouth for so long, and you're cramping. Sun Laohu scolded secretly in his stomach, but he didn't dare to say it, he held his chin with both hands, and finally closed his mouth.

"Try your teeth. Ye Fei looked at Sun Laohu with a smile, although the medicine he had concocted had glued back to the branches of the tree in the Heavenly Court, but it was the first time he had tried it in a person, so he looked at the first experiment under his hand with great interest and felt a sense of accomplishment.

"Hey, I really feel it. Sun Laohu knocked his teeth and rattled, and he was also happy, so he asked, "Brother, what ancestral secret recipe are you using?" ”

Ye Fei said mysteriously: "This is called Aristolochia, and there is a hundred grass frost, which is made with the essence of the hundred grass ashes and the afterglow of the heavenly divine dragon. ”

"What is it? Don't you say it's a familiar name. Sun Laohu asked with a smirk.

"You don't need to know the specifics, this is an ancestral secret recipe, how can it be easily revealed. Ye Fei waved his hand and said nothing.

However, he was already happy in his heart, and said secretly: "Sun Dasheng's recipe is not effective, he healed the king of Zhu Ziguo back then, and today he used it to stick to broken teeth I didn't expect it to be effective, the fly in the ointment is the lack of horse urine of the white dragon horse, this aristolochia is not beautiful after all, but presumably this grandson will not care." ”

"Go, go. Ye Fei waved his hand at him happily.

After getting the order, Sun Laohu remembered what happened to him and was also a chill, so he quickly ran out of the smoke, and got into the car to rush home, but it was late, he was busy all day before the water and rice entered, and his stomach growled, and then a faint fragrance gathered into a line and went straight into his nose, making him jump into his stomach like twenty-five toads cooing.

He flipped left and right before he pulled out a handful of melon seeds from his trouser pocket, and he carefully threw one into his mouth.

Click!

At the moment when the melon seeds broke out of the shell, an indescribable taste exploded in his mouth, rushing straight to his taste buds, Sun Laohu was so comfortable that he couldn't help moaning, and collapsed on the back seat of the taxi with an intoxicated face.

AT THIS TIME, THE DRIVER ALSO SMELLED THE STRANGE FRAGRANCE, AND THEN LOOKED AT SUN LAOHU'S EXPRESSION THAT HE WAS SO COMFORTABLE THAT HE COULDN'T RECOGNIZE WHO HIS PARENTS WERE, AND SAID NERVOUSLY IN HIS HEART: "THIS KID WON'T BE A DRUG, THIS MELON SEED IS ONLY AFRAID THAT IT IS BOILED WITH A RED (YING) JUJUBE (SU) SHELL." ”

Thinking of this, the driver stepped on the accelerator to the end, and wanted to quickly send this scourge to the place, and it only took ten minutes for the driver to take twenty miles of road during the peak period of the capital.

Sun Laohu got out of the car and looked at the watch, looking at the driver's secret master, faster than his own supercar, sure enough, he was the champion, just wanted to pay the money, the taxi went to the door and ran away, leaving Sun Laohu in place with a suspicious face.

Sun Laohu walked home, and he didn't dare to be rude when he saw his uncle and aunt along the way, but all the people living in the compound were his elders, otherwise he was afraid that his old man would be unkind to him.

Sun Laohu greeted people with a smile, or a standard welcome smile, he had to show eight teeth, not to mention that his teeth were good, and he was proudly showing two more, but along the way, people looked at his smile as if they had seen a ghost, a frightened expression, so that Sun Laohu's second King Kong couldn't touch his head, and he felt like he was running home, and when he ran into the house, he felt like looking for a mirror to check.

Okay, the broken teeth are stained, and they are tightly sealed, and the shape is exactly the same as when it was not broken, but the problem is that the seams of the broken teeth are thick black lines, and Sun Laohu's whole mouth seems to be inlaid with a piece of white marble that is not satisfied with the black lines, how can it be so black that he beat the black Li Kui, and he was angry with Zhang Fei, and before Zhang Fei was angry Sun Laohu fainted in anger.

Ye Fei also said to himself in the Xuantian Temple: "Although there is no horse urine of the white dragon horse, the stickiness of the aristolochia is still so strong, and the grandson's teeth are afraid that it will be okay to bite a steel and chew an iron in the future, it is a black spot, but don't say that the pattern is really, how to say that in the world, by the way, it is full of post-modern elegant beauty." ”

Saying that, he couldn't help but be proud, looking forward to Sun Laohu's bright future.