Chapter 036: Jiang Feng Along
At night, he pretended to be Li Mochou to sleep on the cold jade bed, and practiced penance in the secret room during the day. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
With the cooperation of the female traitor of the Tomb Sect, Yin Shuiliu, the bed stealer, stole the bed smoothly for several days.
On this day, he was sleeping in a daze on the cold jade bed, and the Tomb Sect Mind in his body was operating on its own.
"Senior sister?"
The little dragon girl in her arms suddenly patted him with her little hand.
Yin Shuiliu didn't open his eyes, and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter, Senior Sister Long?"
The little dragon girl's voice sounded: "Senior sister, I want to be relieved." ”
Li Mochou didn't explain this situation, and Xiaolongnu is six years old, she has been learning martial arts for a year, and like the overnourished bear children in her previous life, she is smart and precocious, how can she go to the toilet and wake him up?
Yin Shuiliu didn't know the situation, pretending to be confused and said, "Go yourself." ”
The little dragon girl was silent for a while, and then got out of the cold jade bed, and then there was the sound of lighting a candle and opening the door.
It's just that in a few seconds, the little dragon girl came in from the corridor again.
She pulled Yin Shuiliu's sleeve and said timidly: "Long'er is afraid." ”
Yin Shui secretly has a headache, Baimi will eventually be sparse, how does he know where the toilet here is?
"Senior Sister Long, you can settle here, and Senior Sister will help you deal with it later. ”
"No!"
The little girl has such a heavy cleanliness habit at such a young age, which is very bad, and it is better not to talk about it when you should not pay attention to hygiene.
"Senior sister, Long'er is in a hurry. ”
"Senior sister doesn't hurt Long'er, I'll tell the master tomorrow ......"
It's really 10,000 grass and mud horses that have come up to Malegobi, where is the dragon girl in white who is not stained with dust and does not care about anything?
Yin Shuiliu almost burst into tears, he got up and took the little dragon girl's hand, and walked towards the dark depths outside, quite tragic and heroic that a strong man would never return.
The toilet must not be found, and he can't open the door one by one.
After taking a few steps forward, the little dragon girl said crisply in the dark: "Senior sister, go the other way." ”
"Ah, Senior Sister is in a daze, it's really the opposite, let's go back. ”
"Senior sister, you've walked through. ”
"Ahh ”
"Senior sister, you take the toilet and give it to Long'er. ”
Yin Shui was in a cold sweat, and even wanted to kill Xiaolong'er with a sword, where is this toilet chip?
He tore off a corner of Li Mochou's clothes, and said gently: "Senior Sister Long, the toilet is used too much, and it is easy to scratch, which is not good for there, you need to use this." ”
"Senior sister, if you tear up your clothes, the master will scold you. ”
"So I can't tell the master. ”
"Nope. ”
Returning to the cold jade bed, Yin Shui showed a demonic smile, and said gloomily: "Senior Sister Long, do you really want to tell the master tomorrow?"
The little dragon girl was obviously mighty and unyielding, and nodded and said, "The master often says......"
"Stop!"
Yin Shuiliu propped his cheek with his right hand and said in the ear of the little dragon girl: "Once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple in the mountain, and there was a monk in the temple......"
Xiaolongnu said: "The fifth senior sister told this story. ”
Yin Shuiliu's right hand slid and his head hit the bed, he quickly got up, gritted his teeth and said: "In a distant country, there is a beautiful woman who said to the mirror: Mirror Mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world......"
Xiaolongnu said: "As Senior Sister Seventh said, this woman is a vicious queen, and she wants to harm Snow White. ”
Yin Shuiliu's face was hideous: "It's still a distant country, there is a king who has been married for many years and has no children. The king and queen prayed to the gods every day. Once, while the queen was bathing, a frog crawled out of the water......"
Xiaolongnu said: "Senior sister said that this is the story of Sleeping Beauty. ”
Day.
No more.
Yin Shuiliu raised his head and took a long breath, this must be magnified.
"In a place called the Wind ~ Moon Continent, there is a dragon warrior who calls himself Ali Buda, and he is going to pursue Jiang ~ Mountain so many delicate ......"
[Tu Jiaojiao's disguise technique] has a method dedicated to ventriloquism, which allows Yin Shuiliu to borrow the magnetic accent of a host in his previous life to tell a long serial story of earth-shattering ghosts and gods for Xiaolongnu.
This story, he didn't believe that the female raiders of the Tomb Sect had told Xiaolongnu.
These are the four famous articles of the Bronze Age of online literature.
Female friends blushed when they saw it.
"Senior sister, why didn't you say it?
"Senior sister is sleepy, if you don't tell the master tomorrow, then the senior sister will talk to you for a short time. ”
"Long Er thinks about it. ”
"Not only the master, but also other senior sisters can't tell, this is a secret between the two of us. ”
"Senior sister, this doesn't seem right, the master often says......"
"Senior Sister Long, Senior Sister is asleep. ”
"No, no, No, Long'er promised Senior Sister. ”
Yin Shuiliu's tomb of the living dead lurks in life, still staying in a cold jade bed at night and practicing penance during the day, but there is one more drudgery to tell the little dragon girl a long-form serial story of action love.
Of course, this must be a deleted version, but it is just a matter of chance, and it will also carefully depict the intricacies of the hero and heroine at that time.
Li Mochou asked the commentator Yin curiously one day: "Senior Sister Long's eyes are very different from usual when she comes to see me recently, when you are in the same room with her at night, did you say anything to her?"
Narrator Yin just sighed, he was so troubled by this bear child that he had been creating an original plot for the past few nights.
Because he said it too quickly, he couldn't control it at once, dug a pit and buried it, and forgot the main plot.
This is equivalent to thinking about selling now, which is worse than the online writers in the previous life.
Fortunately, with the help of the effect of the cold jade bed, Yin Shuiliu's internal breath cultivation has been advancing wildly, if it weren't for the [First Initiation Dao] method, which has been domineeringly chasing half of his new internal breath, and he needs to spend his energy to comprehend the Dao heart, Yin Shuiliu would have already broken through the second-rate mid-realm.
The three-month deadline for the card is approaching.
Yin Shuiliu learned well this time, knowing that the system would not take the initiative to prompt the details many times, and after learning the countdown time, he clicked on the random card to query.
Sure enough, the system prompted the condition to continue staying.
The numbered 66666666 continue to stay in the "Condor Shooting" plane, consume 1 random entry card for three months, and will activate the villain plane mission, which is random, the difficulty level is random, and the time left can be activated when completed.
The numbered 66666666 continue to stay on the Condor plane, consume 10 random cards for three months, and will activate the villain plane mission, which can be freely selected from three options, the difficulty level is random, and the completion will activate the time left.
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With a few choices, Yin Shuiliu chose the last option.
He doesn't have time for tasks now.
Consume 100 random entry cards, do not need to complete the task, and stay in the "Condor Shooting" plane for three months.
While feeling distressed, his face was a little ugly.
With so much consumption of indiscriminate cards, how could he not hesitate at all when he clicked on it?