Chapter 4 Practice the small temple to avoid the rain and inhabit the temple The dark stone mistakenly beats the god of the temple
Liu Qingyun watched the Bodhisattva's auspicious clouds disappear into the sky before he stood up. He looked at the banks of the Tongtian River where he had stayed for countless years, and said to himself: I am finally leaving here. He ran to the river first, took a picture of his face against the water, touched his head with his hand, and touched his body again. After that, he looked up to the sky and shouted: "I finally have a body, I have a body of my own." Then Liu Qingyun's laughter came from the riverside. It took nearly an hour for his joy to pass.
Liu Qingyun suddenly remembered the Bodhisattva's words, and the Bodhisattva told him to familiarize himself with the Five Elements Escape Technique and other common techniques taught to him. Thinking of this, he looked at the sky, and at this time the sun was almost in the middle, and he saw that there was a small forest by the river, and he went into it, and found a large bluestone, and he sat down cross-legged. As soon as his eyes were closed, he began to recall the magic tricks taught by the Bodhisattva, Liu Qingyun really deserved to be the Qingming Xuanyuan Stone that existed at the moment, these tricks and escape techniques he had in his mind once, and then tried the magic tricks, although there were still some hands, but they could already be used. In addition to the Five Elements Escape Technique, there are some commonly used techniques, such as the Slim Body Technique, the Great Strength Technique, the Stealth Technique, and the Thousand Pound Technique.
After doing this, Liu Qingyun stood up: "Alas, okay, then there will be a self-protection." He went out of the woods to look outside, and before he knew it, more than half a day had passed, and it seemed that the sun would set in half an hour. Liu Qingyun came to the edge of the gravel pile again, to be honest, he wanted to leave here every day when he didn't get his physical body. This time I'm leaving, but I feel a little bad in my heart, looking at this pile of rubble, I feel a little emotional. I don't know if I'll be able to come back in the future. He stood there for a moment, then turned and walked southeast.
But less than three miles after he had gone out, a dark cloud came up from the northwest, and in a short time it was dark. Then the wind arose, and the leaves of the trees made a loud noise, and a layer of dust hung up on the roadside. Before the wind had passed, the thunder in the sky came, and the electric snake scurried in the air, and the thunder was louder than the other. As the clouds spread overhead, the raindrops the size of beans fell.
Liu Qingyun saw that he was about to be watered, he put his hand on the pergola and looked into the distance, and by the light of lightning, he found that there seemed to be a small temple not far ahead. It was less than two miles away from him, and he thought that it would be better to go to the temple to take shelter from the rain first? He pinched a light body trick with both hands, and then ran towards the small temple. This time, the beauty of the light body trick appeared, and I saw Liu Qingyun like a little swallow, taking a few steps forward, and running towards the small temple quickly.
Don't look at his fast body, this rain is falling faster, and he hasn't lost a single drop of rain along the way. When he arrived at the small temple, there was no wet place on his body. It turned out that Liu Qingyun's clothes had the function of avoiding water. Liu Qingyun reached out to the temple and touched the dry clothes, and then he knew that the Bodhisattva gave him clothes that had such a function.
Then Liu Qingyun looked at the small temple, and now it was dark outside, and it was raining. There used to be two arms-thick plain wax in this temple, but now it has been blown out by the wind. It's dark on the outside, and it's even darker on the inside. But with the afterglow of the lightning still saw the direction of the case, he thought that the wind was quite strong at the door, so I should go to the back of the case to hide, right? He lifted the curtain and came to the back of the case, the back of the case was quite wide, and it was no problem for four people to lie side by side. He first dusted off the soil on the ground with the god case, and then sat down against the god case. Liu Qingyun thought for a while: Look at this rain for a while and a half, forget it, just stay here for a night, and leave tomorrow. Thinking of this, he closed his eyes and fell asleep in a daze.
I don't know how long it took? About two days later, with the sound of wind and rain outside, a gust of wind blew in. Whew--The wind was not too strong, so it made the mantle shake a few times. But after this gust of wind, followed by a burst of sandalwood, out of the wind came out of the one, this one came out of the wind, and ran to the offering table in front of the god in a hurry, grabbed the tribute on the offering table with both hands and stuffed it into his mouth, this one is not stable to eat, not to mention the sound of this mouth. He said while eating: "Hehe-good, delicious, I haven't eaten such a delicious offering for a few days, and the people of Chenjiazhuang still know my taste." Not bad, not bad. ”
Liu Qingyun was sleeping in the back? He was in a daze when he heard what kind of sound this was? Shi Liu Qingyun stood up, walked to the edge of the offering table and looked out, now it was raining, the candles in the temple had been extinguished, and he couldn't see clearly through the divine curtain. All I knew was a tall man at the front of the offering table. Look at the action is eating the offerings on the offering table.
Liu Qingyun understood at a glance, and said in his heart: Good boy, don't rush anything else, just you big guy, what are you doing badly? Let me meet you today, count you unlucky. Thinking of this, he touched it next to him, not to mention that he really let him touch something, which was a broom that swept the floor. After touching the broom, he pulled up his sleeve and jumped out with a flick of the curtain. Picked up the broom, and shone it at the man's back, thighs, and buttocks, and gave him a dozen strokes. While fighting back, he said, "Good boy, why are you such a big man doing it?
In fact, there are reasons for this: First, Liu Qingyun has just received the kindness of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he has more respect for these immortals offered in the temple. Another point is that this person is so disrespectful to God in front of the god case. If you want to eat the fruit, you can take it and eat it. At three o'clock, the person who secretly ate the offering fruit was tall, and he still ate the offering with such a great body, and he thought that this person must be a lazy person, so he planned to teach him a lesson. Why don't you just attack where his flesh is thick?
Besides, the one who ate the fruit was eating happily, and one of them came out of the side coldly, and before he could figure out what was going on, he was beaten with a dozen brooms and beat him back and forth in front of the trial. While hiding, he shouted: "Oh, stop fighting, what are you doing? Oh, where are you going? Hit me, it's a pity that the bean pie is gone." Hey-you're still fighting?" Liu Qingyun heard it: "Ahhh In fact, if this person fights back, Liu Qingyun will be finished. But this one didn't do that, he could hear it and see that Liu Qingyun was not a bad person, nor was he a demon. This person was kind-hearted, and he was afraid that he would hurt Liu Qingyun with his hand, so he just hid back and forth, and in the end he couldn't get under the table.
Liu Qingyun looked at the one whose head was under the offering table, and he couldn't do it anymore. Throwing the broom on the ground: "You come out for me." The one who drilled the table shook his head like a drum: "Don't go out, wait until you're done fighting." As he spoke, he shook his exposed body. Why is his body still exposed? Ahhhh Because he's too fat. Liu Qingyun looked at him: "You come out, will I stop fighting." Only then did he poke his head out: "You really don't fight, since you don't fight, then let me ask you, why did you beat me?" Liu Qingyun heard this: "Ah, what? You stole the offerings, and took advantage of it?" This one was a little anxious when he heard this: "I, I said who are you? Did you enter the temple to see the plaque? Do you know who I am? You stretch out your hand and hit me." What's wrong today? I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today. Beaten on my own turf, I'm me, I'm too resentful of me. Ahh ”
When Liu Qingyun heard this, this was not right? He quickly reached out and touched the candle, pinched a magic trick with one hand, lit the plain candle, and looked at it through the light of the candle, which frightened him into a scream -- the candle in his hand slipped from his hand at that time, and the one who ate the offering fruit was originally holding the offering table with one hand and rubbing his buttocks with the other? As soon as he saw that the candle in Shi Tianxin's hand had fallen, he quickly grabbed the candle with his hand and put it back on the offering table. Liu Qingyun took a few steps back and pointed at the one who was stealing the fruit: "You, you, you—what are you?"
What did Liu Qingyun see? He was so frightened? This can't be blamed on Shi Tianxin, everyone has to be frightened. Because this person is too special, Liu Qingyun saw that the height in front of him was one foot and one foot. Just this piece of meat, five hundred catties can't be beaten. This person's waist circumference can't be hugged by two great boys, a big purple face is bigger than the second pot, a pair of curved eyebrows, and the eyebrows are quite long. A pair of small eyes, the nose is closed, the lips are connected together, and there is more than a foot forward, and both noses and eyes can be stuffed into the egg. The lower lip and chin were also joined together, and more than nine inches forward, two long fangs protruding from the lips. A pair of ears with large lotus leaves fluttered on his shoulders, and his bald head was not wearing a hat. No matter how you look at it, it's a pig's head squatting on the body. He wore an apricot yellow short coat with a wide collar and large sleeves, and a thick silk silk lantern with a thick core at the waist. Chest open, big belly shy, belly button flip. Underneath is wearing apricot-yellow pants, fat and big, and barefoot without shoes. Both feet are also fat and big. The only thing that makes this person feel more comfortable is that there is a finger-sized crane top vermilion between this person's eyebrows. It makes people look less scary.
Originally, this person would definitely be shocked when he knew his appearance. Liu Qingyun's reaction was also expected by him, but he didn't like to listen to Shi Tianxin's words, he just put the candle on the table, and he was in a hurry to distinguish between Liu Qingyun and the candle touching it again. "Ahh Liu Qingyun also knew that what he had just said was inappropriate: "Okay, okay, it's me who is wrong, I shouldn't ask that? Who are you?" When he heard this, "What? Want to know who I am?" As he spoke, he picked up the candle again, and he shone the candle on the case, "Want to know who I am?" and pointed at it yourself.
Liu Qingyun looked at his fingers and was taken aback, and saw that there were four gods side by side on the god case, and the difference between the four gods from left to right was too great. Let's talk about the first one, this one is a middle-aged monk with a white face. Wearing a crown of five Buddhas, with long eyebrows and kind eyes. He wears a gray cloth monk's robe and a robe of chess piece cloth. Monk shoes with fat socks open. The law is solemn. It is special from the second place, the second has a long pointed mouth and shrunken cheeks, a face full of hair, and a golden hoop on his head. He is less than four feet tall and dressed in a short dress. With a tiger skin apron around his waist, he couldn't pull down and ride a rabbit when he sat there, and he didn't have any stability. The idols of other people are sitting, but his idols are not, he is crouching. The fourth was a gloomy-faced head, wearing a golden hoop and curly hair and beard. Dressed in short clothes, he has twelve bronze skeletons hanging from under his neck. Sitting there, a big blue face is quite majestic. Only these three ** clouds look at the statue, and then look at the one in front of them. Turning his head to look at the idol. After looking back and forth three times, Shi Tianxin's eyes became bigger and bigger, and then he knelt down and said that the Bodhisattva was more than gracious. The one who screamed was the cloud mountain fog cover.