When the Jade Emperor saw Yuan Bao rushing over, he shouted several times: "If you come to the Buddha, why don't you come yet?"

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The bearded Buddha with a big waist and a round waist, a fat body and a fat face, and a dark complexion, sits in the center of the rostrum.

At this time, there are the four great bodhisattvas of Manjushri, Fuxian, Guanyin, and Jizo sitting on both sides of Rulai.

Including Rulai, the five of them took Rulai's neck as the axis, constantly rotating, and in the circular staircase classroom, facing the Buddhas to express their opinions, enthusiastically arguing whether they should intervene in the affairs of Sun Wukong and the heavenly court.

I only listened to the black-faced scumbag Rulai and said loudly in a thunderous voice: "The so-called taking people with short hands and eating people with soft mouths." Brothers, I don't have any of the benefits of Heaven alone, and you all have a share. If there is a problem in the court today, even if my disciples make trouble, I can't ignore it. ”

As soon as Rulai's voice fell, the ladder classroom instantly boiled, and everyone began to discuss fiercely.

While the Buddhas were discussing, Manjushri spoke, "I.do't.think.so! 'The Buddhas here have always only eaten and not pulled, and only received offerings and did not bless others. We don't even pull, where does the other party have evidence? Without evidence, how can we say that we are short-handed and soft-mouthed? You have already made an exception for Heavenly Court, there is no need to help you again!"

The Bodhisattva nodded in agreement and said, "I.agree what Manjushri said. Modern warfare is fought with human and financial resources. Instead of sending troops to support Heavenly Court, it is better to wait for them to lose both, no matter who dominates the Heavenly Realm, and then we will collect protection money directly and safely. ”

Seeing that Puxian Bodhisattva agreed with him, Manjushri asked Guanyin Bodhisattva, "Guanyin Bodhisattva, what do you think?"

Guanyin shook his head and said: "'Knowing is not knowing, not knowing is not knowing, it is knowing!' I have a whole bunch of pets to have, no time, no time!"

Manjushri nodded and said, "It seems that Guanyin remains neutral. What does Jizo Bodhisattva think?"

Manjushri was behind in his voice, and Jizo Bodhisattva did not answer for a long time.

Manjushri asked again, "What is the attitude of Jizo Bodhisattva towards whether or not to send troops to the heavenly court?"

At this time, everyone turned their attention to Jizo Bodhisattva.

I saw that Jizo Bodhisattva was bowing his head and grabbing rice with his right hand to eat, and the rice was sticking to Jizo Bodhisattva's full beard.

While eating, Jizo Bodhisattva said to Manjushri, "Wait a minute. ”

With that, Jizo Bodhisattva shouted with his left hand to the guy who was busy making Indian flying cakes in the front row of the lecture hall, "Flying cakes." ”

The pancake master answered: "It's here." You're good to go!"

After that, I saw that the master of the pancake shot out a source of power, and a flying cake instantly shot towards the Jizo Bodhisattva.

Jizo Bodhisattva stretched out his hand to take the flying cake, ate two bites of rice, and said, "If you ask my attitude, it's very simple. As far as whether or not to send troops to help Heavenly Court this time, I would like to send a word. ”

Manjushri and Nyorai asked at the same time, "What are the words? ”

Jizo Bodhisattva said: "Send troops to kill the party, and don't send troops to kill Buddha." ”

After hearing this, Manjushri asked, "There is something in the words of Jizo Bodhisattva, can you say it clearly?"

Nyorai put his right hand on his chest and refuted Manjushri: "It's terrible to be uneducated! If you don't understand, you can say you can't understand." Jizo Bodhisattva said it so bluntly, where is there anything in the words?"

Manjushri was surprised: "Oh! Could it be that you understand? ”

Rulai nodded and said, "Jizo's 'sending troops to destroy the party' means that if we send troops to help Heavenly Court deal with our own party members, other members of the party may feel cold, resulting in a decline in the cohesion of the skinhead party and a disheartened heart." The latter sentence "If we don't send troops to the Buddhas," it means that if we don't send troops, where will the prestige and credibility of our Buddhas be in the future? Who will continue to rely on us in the future and continue to pay us protection money. ”

The three Bodhisattvas Manjushri, Puxian, and Guanyin and the Buddhas present listened to the explanation and agreed with what the Jizo Bodhisattva said.

Just when everyone was appreciating what Jizo Bodhisattva said, Rulai suddenly spoke: "Jizo Bodhisattva didn't give a clear opinion just now. Instead, we were given a multiple-choice question. ”

At this time, Fuxian Bodhisattva suddenly interjected: "What the Buddha means is that Jizo Bodhisattva is equivalent to not saying it. ”

Rulai nodded, "Yes! It can also be understood that Jizo has just let out a fart." ”

Manjushri nodded and praised, "In that case, we have the right to treat him as neutral as Guanyin." Next, we move on to whether we should send troops. ”

Heavenly Treasure Palace.

Sun Wukong single-handedly suppressed Aunt Erlang, Li Tianwang, Nezha and other dozens of generals in the heavenly court.

And the Jade Emperor was grabbed by Yuan Bao by the collar and kept throwing him into the air, kicking and kicking.

At this time, the Jade Emperor's clothes were disheveled, his hair was scattered, his face was covered with blood, and his mouth was spitting foul language.

I only heard the Jade Emperor scolding: "If you are surnamed Yuan, you must not die well......!

The more vicious the Jade Emperor scolded, the more enjoyable Yuan Bao kicked and beaten.

Someone wants to ask what Taishang Laojun is doing at this time?

It turned out that Taishang Laojun was standing in the main hall at this time, holding a diamond circle, looking at the Jade Emperor who was abused and wanted to die, and he couldn't live anymore, thinking of his fate, he peed his pants in fright

The Jade Emperor was constantly abused and beaten by Yuan Bao, and when he had a breath, he either scolded Yuan Bao, or shouted at Taishang Laojun: "Laojun, hurry up and beat him with the King Kong Circle!"

Taishang Laojun turned a deaf ear, just trembling all over, standing sluggishly with the vajra ring in his hand, not daring to make a move.

Because Taishang Laojun knows that with the current strength of both sides, even if he uses the Vajra Circle to plot, it is impossible to save the situation.

For the sake of today's plan, only by waiting for the coming can we solve the crisis in front of us.

While Sun Wukong was fighting with Aunt Erlang and the others, he paid attention to the movements of Yuan Baoyu Emperor Taishang Laojun.

Sun Wukong saw Yuan Bao and the three of them presenting a very harmonious picture at this time. In the picture, Yuan Bao waved his hand and kicked it in gravity. The Jade Emperor is in the foot, "The surname is Yuan, I am Cao ......". Taishang Laojun felt the same way, his body twitched, and the urine flowed rapidly.

Yuan Bao kicked it, "bang".

Jade Emperor: "Ah! surnamed Yuan, I Cao you XXX......"

Taishang Laojun urine rush.

Yuan Bao kicked again, "bang".

The Jade Emperor said again: "Ah! surnamed Yuan, I Cao you XXX......"

Taishang Laojun once again had a rapid flow of urine.

......

Seeing Yuan Bao playing so rhythmically, it also drove Sun Wukong's desire to fight.

I saw Sun Wukong slam a stick, grinning at his teeth and taking the opportunity to sneak attack his roaring dog is the first blow.

The roaring dog was hit by Sun Wukong, "babbling", and passed out in the end.

Aunt Erlang saw it, and said fiercely to Sun Wukong: "Sun Wukong, the old lady fought with you!"

I saw that Aunt Erlang instantly broke her appearance, and turned into a one-year-old wife, the old lady's nails grew boundlessly, and she suddenly wrapped around Sun Wukong.

Seeing this, Sun Wukong did not dare to underestimate the enemy, and hurriedly retreated. Who knows when, her retreat was also blocked by endless long nails.

blocked Sun Wukong's retreat, and Aunt Erlang's boundless nails immediately turned into a cage and trapped Sun Wukong in it.

trapped Sun Wukong, countless sharp nails were like spikes, frantically stabbing Sun Wukong in the cage.

Zhu Bajie and Princess Iron Fan, who defeated the team of thirty-six heavenly soldiers and generals, came in and saw Sun Wukong trapped.

Zhu Bajie hurriedly shouted to Sun Wukong: "Senior sister, do you want me to help?"

Sun Wukong brandished the golden hoop stick in the cage, and while resisting Aunt Erlang's full attack, he looked back and smiled: "Of course I need the help of my junior brother." Help me shout 'Great Sage, come on!'"

Zhu Bajie hesitated: "Didn't the Jade Emperor issue a decree that you are only allowed to be called your eldest aunt, not your great sage?"

Princess Iron Fan flew to the top of Zhu Bajie's head, kicked Zhu Bajie's head with her foot and said, "You pig head, can you see if the Jade Emperor can be powerful again?"

Zhu Bajie looked up and saw that the Jade Emperor had been kicked and beaten by Yuan Bao at this time, covered in blood and fainted.

Just as Zhu Bajie was observing, Princess Tiefan suddenly dubbed: "When you are long, when you are long, when you are long, you are lost." ”

Zhu Bajie understood, and immediately shouted: "Great Sage, come on!"

"When you are long, when you are long, when you are long, you are lost. ”

"Great Sage, come on!"

......

With the accompanying voice of the two shouting, Sun Wukong's body instantly burned.

I only heard Sun Wukong say loudly to Aunt Erlang, Li Tianwang, and Nezha who were surrounding him: "Please call me Qi Tianda, Big, Big, Saint!"

As soon as Sun Wukong's word "saint" came out, she saw that the Ruyi golden hoop stick in her hand instantly turned into two fire meteors.

The fire meteor was like a bamboo, shattering Aunt Erlang's nails like a devastated prison.

Sun Wukong, who escaped from the predicament, instantly crashed into the remnants of the heavenly court like a fireball.

I saw that at this time, there were dozens of generals left in the Heavenly Court, and it didn't take long for them to be hit by the huge fireballs turned by Sun Wukong and hit the back of the central mouth.

Those who were hit had no time to resist, and they all flew out like off-line kites with an "ah" sound.

After flying out, they all landed one by one, seriously injured and unconscious.

After Sun Wukong knocked out all the heavenly generals in the heavenly court, I saw Sun Wukong put on a sultry lying posture, watching Yuan Bao's boring abuse of the emperor.

Seeing this, Zhu Bajie and Princess Tiefan also walked in front of Sun Wukong, posing in the same sultry lying posture and watching.

The remaining Taishang Laojun, who had not yet been killed, beaten, beaten and unconscious, saw Sun Wukong lying down, and immediately knelt forward and massaged and served.

Sun Wukong just watched Yuan Bao abuse the Jade Emperor and ignored Taishang Laojun's back-beating massage.

Seeing this, Zhu Bajie kicked Taishang Laojun and said, "Old thing, and me!"

Seeing this, Taishang Laojun hurriedly flew to Zhu Bajie, who was in the state of a huge pig demon, and thrashed and massaged.

When Princess Iron Fan saw it, she said to Taishang Laojun: "Old thing, don't you see your aunt and me?"

When Taishang Laojun heard this, he immediately flew to the side of the iron fan princess to prepare for a massage.

Who knew that Taishang Laojun bowed down, and was kicked away by Zhu Bajie.

kicked away Taishang Laojun, Zhu Bajie walked to the side of Princess Iron Fan with a smile on his face and said, "The lady wants a massage, or I am an old pig." ”

After that, I saw that the four huge fingers of Zhu Bajie's right hand were placed on the princess and began to bounce non-stop.

The princess of the iron fan was pressed to a comfortable place and shouted twice: "Comfortable!"

Zhu Bajie hurriedly said happily: "Thank you for the praise!"

Taishang Laojun saw Zhu Bajie sitting on the ground and massaging Princess Iron Fan, so he sat behind Zhu Bajie's buttocks, kicking his feet to help him massage the huge pig buttocks.

After massaging for a while, Zhu Bajie shouted to Taishang Laojun: "Taishang Laojun, are you lazy?

Taishang Laojun hurriedly strengthened.

In this way, Zhu Bajie has been asking Taishang Laojun to work hard, and Taishang Laojun has been working harder.

Although Taishang Laojun strengthened every time, Zhu Bajie always felt that his strength was not enough, and shouted again for Laojun to strengthen.

In the end, Taishang Laojun didn't control it well, and kicked Zhu Bajie out suddenly.

Zhu Bajie let out an "oops" and slammed into Yuan Bao, who was constantly repeating the action of kicking and beating the Jade Emperor.

Who knew that before Zhu Bajie approached Yuan Bao, he was blocked by an invisible wall diaphragm.

only heard the sound of "dang", and Zhu Bajie slammed on the transparent wall film.

After Zhu Bajie, who smashed on the wall film, fell to the ground, he flew up to touch the film.

Sun Wukong, who was lying on the ground, saw Zhu Bajie touching in the air, and asked suspiciously: "The surname is pig, are you psychopathic?"

Zhu Bajie said: "No, senior sister, I'm just using the 'first brain of the universe' to think about what this invisible wall barrier is?"

"Invisible wall?" Sun Wukong wondered.

Sun Wukong, who was suspicious in his heart, fell to the ground and spun around, and flew up.

When Sun Wukong flew to Zhu Bajie's side, he really ran into an invisible wall.

In the middle of the wall, Yuan Bao repeated the action of kicking and beating the Jade Emperor in an infinite loop.

Sun Wukong wondered: "What is this wall?"

Zhu Bajie shook his head and said, "I don't know!"

Sun Wukong said to Zhu Bajie: "You use a rake to try to see if you can rake it." ”

Zhu Bajie nodded and said, "Look at it, senior sister!"

After that, I saw Zhu Bajie raise a huge rake and hit the invisible wall with a heavy rake.

Who knew that Zhu Bajie hit the invisible wall with a rake. Not only was the invisible wall not destroyed, but Zhu Bajie was seriously injured by the shock.

Seeing that Zhu Bajie was shocked out, Sun Wukong hurriedly asked, "Senior brother, are you okay?"

Zhu Bajie wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and said, "I'm fine, senior sister!"

At this time, he kicked Zhu Bajie away, and Taishang Laojun, who had been sitting on the ground, spoke: "If you get me, I'll get you." ”

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he raised the rake in his hand and said angrily to Taishang Laojun: "Yo, you old thing is still capable!"

Taishang Laojun hurriedly waved his hand and explained, "What I just said is the name of this big array. It's not that I'm going to get a marshal. ”

Zhu Bajie was puzzled: "Then who wants to get me?"

Sun Wukong impatiently gave Zhu Bajie a stick, and said angrily: "No one wants to get you, let Lao Jun continue." ”

Taishang Laojun continued: "What I just said is the full name of this formation. This formation is referred to as 'Jade Crushing Array'. ”

Zhu Bajie was surprised: "Jade Shattering Array, old thing, you can make it clear!"

Taishang Laojun said: "Can you let me go?"

Zhu Bajie said: "I'm afraid not!"

Taishang Laojun said: "Then let that Yuan Bao and the Jade Emperor die together!"

Zhu Bajie was about to get angry, but Sun Wukong immediately said: "I can spare you! Tell me quickly, what's going on with this jade shattering array?"

Taishang Laojun hurriedly thanked: "Thank you, auntie!"

Zhu Bajie said angrily: "Still called aunt?"

Taishang Laojun hurriedly changed his words and said, "Thank you, Great Sage!"

Sun Wukong said anxiously: "Bajie shut up! Taishang Laojun, say it quickly!"

Taishang Laojun nodded and said, "This 'Jade Shattering Array' is the Jade Emperor's innate natal formation. He never mentioned this formation to anyone else except to tell me. ”

Zhu Bajie was surprised: "Natal formation? This is the first time I've heard of this thing." ”

Taishang Laojun continued: "The Jade Emperor's natal formation will only be activated when he feels that he will not escape death. And once enabled, the actions of both will be qualified by the formation. It is commonly known as a bad network and freezes. The freeze frame of both sides will not end until the attacker himself is exhausted and the attacker is killed by the opponent. ”

After hearing this, Zhu Bajie understood: "No wonder it's called, 'If you get me, I'll get you!', this formation is really as powerful as the name!"