Chapter 68: Have You Eaten?
"Ha Luha, you stinky boy, you don't respect international friends." Yang Ping couldn't help but laugh and scolded when he heard this.
Mo Wen glanced at Filsa and said innocently, "Is there anything rude about me?"
"Teacher Filsa is a Californian, and she doesn't know much about our Chinese language, but as long as you are Chinese, you will always hear the difference between Filsa and non-two fools. ”
Mo Wen blinked: "What's the difference?"
Yang Pingzhi picked up the teacher's table on the desk, turned a few pages and handed it to Mo Wen: "You can read it yourself." ”
Mo Wen couldn't help but blush when he saw Filsa's teacher resume, this misunderstanding is a big problem, but it's no wonder to me, who let this girl take a name that is so easy to misunderstand.
"That Teacher Fei, I don't know much about foreign cultures, I'm really embarrassed. Mo said apologetically.
Filsa turned her gaze to Yang Pingzhi inexplicably: "Old man Yang, what happened, why do you want to apologize to me?"
"It's okay, Teacher Mo likes to joke," Yang Pingzhi said and pointed the finger at Mo again, "Teacher Mo, you are wrong again." ”
"Uh, Old Man Yang, do you have too much energy today, why do you always find fault with me, and what am I wrong?" asked Mo Qian.
"Dear Mo, I know this," Filsa opened her mouth and smiled, "Please don't call me Teacher Fei, you should call me Teacher Filsa, Filsa is my name, not my name." ”
"And what's your full name?" Mo asked, confused.
"My full name is Filsa Schegrup William, my ancestors were nobles in country Y, and later my family moved to country M, and in modern times, I studied in country E, and my name is more special, so dear Mo, you can call me Teacher Filsa, you can also call me Teacher William, William is my surname. Filsa said a little ostentatious.
"Filsa, what are you dying? William? Forget it, I'll call you Teacher Filsa, you guys are so complicated, a name has more than ten words, and my head is big when I hear it. Mo Wen touched his head and said distressedly.
"It's not complicated, on the contrary, I think your Chinese language is really complicated, a word has different interpretations in different places, even if a sentence is said in a different tone, you will get different meanings, just like the last time Old Man Yang gave me a test paper for the Huaxia language proficiency test, there is a question in it, A: Your teeth are really beautiful. B: That's fake. A: Really, B: Really. Q: Are B's teeth real or fake?"
"Oh, the one who bought the cake," Filsa said madly, "I have a headache when I think of this question now, although Old Man Yang gave the answer, but I still can't figure it out, what is fake for Lu?"
Mo Wen couldn't help laughing, this foreign girl is really funny, and her actions are too exaggerated.
"Teacher Filsa, Teacher Mo has strict family rules since he was a child, and he has never paid attention to the outside world," Yang Pingzhi couldn't help but cover up for Mo Wen, "So he won't understand what you say, but Teacher Mo's attainments in Huaxia are beyond my reach, so you have to ask him more when you have time." ”
"Really?" Filsa's face was excited, "then I will definitely ask for a lot of advice in the future." ”
"Where, where. Mo Wen couldn't help but be humble.
"You can do it anytime, anywhere, as long as Mr. Mo has time. Filsa nodded in reply.
"Ugh. Mo Wen couldn't help but look at Yang Pingzhi, this girl really can't understand Huaxia.
"Ha Luha" Yang Pingzhi laughed, "You two, one knows nothing about foreign countries, and the other knows nothing about Huaxia, it's really a joke to get together, I won't be lonely in the future, old man." ”
"Dear Old Man Yang, I heard from the dean that you are going to take the students to sleep in the wilderness, right?" asked Filsa excitedly.
Yang Pingzhi was stunned: "Yes, I went to the place where the ancients slept." ”
"Sleep, sleep?" Mo Wen couldn't help but twitch.
"Yes, I really don't understand, why do you Huaxia want to sleep so solemnly, and make it so complicated, rest, peace, sleep, sleep, sleep and death, isn't this all the same meaning?" Filsa had an expression that I understood.
Don't ask about spurting blood, it's terrible to be uneducated, one will kill people, and one will put people to sleep, and what does it mean?
"Dear Old Man Yang, can you take me with you?" Filsa's eyes flashed with excitement.
"What are you going to do?" Yang Pingzhi hesitated.
"I still have more than ten days left on vacation, I really want to go to the place where your ancients slept, but I don't know if I was allowed to go in, after our ancestor slept, we buried him in the church, and anyone could see it. Filsa said dissatisfied.
"Yes, you can, but you have to be disciplined and don't mess around. Yang Pingzhi reminded.
"Dear Old Man Yang, I'm a teacher, don't you believe me?"
"Well, I believe. Yang Pingzhi smiled bitterly, it's strange to believe you.
Mo Wen glanced at the time, it was already noon, and he was more punctual than ordinary people outside, that is, he had dinner at the end of the day, and he didn't want people to treat him like a monster or a workaholic.
"It's so fast, it's noon, aren't you going to eat?" Mo Wen kindly reminded him.
Filsa turned her head in surprise: "Dear Mo, do you want to invite us to dinner, I'm so happy, you Huaxia has one of the biggest advantages, that is, you are too enthusiastic, it just so happens that I am so hungry." ”
"Ugh. "Don't ask for a while, when did I say I would invite you to dinner?" ”
"Okay, dear Mo and Old Man Yang, wait for me for a while, I'll go change my clothes. Filsa ran out of the house happily.
Mo Wen couldn't help but smile bitterly, and glanced at Yang Pingzhi, who had long been accustomed to it beside him: "Teacher Yang, this Teacher Filsa's personality is the wife." ”
Yang Pingzhi smiled and patted Mo Wen's shoulder: "Remember, don't be polite to this foreign girl, because she will never be polite to you." ”
Mo Wen asked curiously: "By the way, why does he always call you Old Man Yang?"
Yang Pingzhi's face flushed: "Just because I was polite to her when we met for the first time, I am an old man, not Professor Yang, I still feel comfortable when you call me Old Man Yang." So in order to make me comfortable, this girl called me Old Man Yang when we met. ”
"Ha Lu Ha" Mo Wen listened to Da Lu's laughter, and his heart was balanced.
The last class in the morning is finally over, and there is no class from the afternoon to tomorrow morning, which makes some children's shoes very happy, and they didn't even go to the cafeteria, and went straight to the Internet café outside the school, no way, although there is also an Internet café in the school, but the machine is too difficult to use, and it is outrageously more expensive than outside the school, and the ghost goes there.
"Frost, let's go eat. Li Jia said while packing up her textbooks.
Shen Hanshuang nodded: "I remember that there is a new spicy stir-fry outside the school, let's try it." ”
"Do you want to improve your food today?" Li Jia's eyes lit up.
"Yes, take care of our little pigs. Shen Hanshuang jokingly pinched Li Jia's chubby face.
"It's pretty much the same," Li Jia said with satisfaction, "Your parents come to settle in the capital, you can go home every day, I'll be miserable, grandma doesn't love uncle, and I don't even have a relative in the capital." ”
"Fool, we are good sisters, my house is not your house yet, you will stay at my house every night in the future, there are guests, my mother is a good person, and I have suffered a lot of crimes." Shen Hanshuang said with a smile.
"Yes, here it is again, I am nervous every time I see your mother, I don't go, you see that I am anxious when I mention your mother. Li Jia stood up and said, "I'll go to the toilet first, and we'll improve the food later." ”
Mo Wen waited outside the door for a long time, but he didn't see Shen Hanshuang come out, so he couldn't help poking his head in, and happened to meet Li Jia running out in a panic.
"Ah, Teacher Momo, are you still checking the class now that class is over?" Li Jia was startled.
"No, it's not up to you to get out of class, I'm here to invite you to dinner, how about it, with Frost in a while?" Mo Wen smiled.
"Well, I'll go to the toilet first, you better ask Frost. Li Jia said and hurriedly ran out.
"Frost, busy. Mo Wen walked in awkwardly.
Shen Hanshuang raised her head and couldn't laugh or cry: "Brother Mo, what are you playing?"
"No, I just wanted to treat you to dinner. Mo Wen said weakly.
"I've said it, I can't like you, you better think about how to please my sister. Shen Hanshuang rolled her eyes.
Mo Wen looked at Shen Hanshuang, stayed on her stomach for a while, and then nodded and said: "Well, I haven't shown my belly yet, wait for a few months, I will add a formation to you, and others will not see it, when you are about to give birth, let's take a leave of absence, give birth to the child, and when you graduate, that is, two and a half years later, I will go back to Longqiu with you and your sister and Xiaoyue to handle the marriage, and this matter is agreed by Uncle Shen, Aunt and Grandpa." ”
"I didn't agree, do you know if you are forcibly marrying and forcibly marrying?" Shen Hanshuang almost went crazy.
"Don't be so indifferent, if you don't like me, don't agree to beat the child out for anything. ”
"Don't be amorous anymore, okay? I said it, this has nothing to do with you, and there are so many single mothers in society now, many girls who don't want to get married or whose husbands can't have children choose IVF, and you can treat me as an artificial one. Shen Hanshuang pouted and said.
"Then I don't care, you have your persistence, and I can't give up my persistence, so it's stiff, I can afford it. Mo asked the scoundrel and said.
"Brother Mo, you are not only amorous, but also a scoundrel, I really convinced you, in short, I will not promise you, I have my own life. ”
"I'll talk about these things later, I'll have dinner today, call Li Jia, let's go." ”
"I'm not going. Shen Hanshuang turned her head.
"Teacher Mo, how is the discussion?" Li Jia ran in from outside.
"Well, that's right," Mo Wen snapped his fingers, "I'll have a big dinner for lunch today, let's go." ”
"Yes, Frost is so great, and following Frost is a blessing. Li Jia couldn't help but laugh.
Shen Hanshuang wanted to refute, but seeing that Li Jia was so excited, and didn't want her to be disappointed, she could only sigh and choose to acquiesce.
"Did you go out to pick up money today, why did you invite us to dinner?" Shen Hanshuang stood up and said.
For no reason, Mo Wen will invite guests to dinner, this sun is out of the west, although Mo Wen is not stingy, and he doesn't care about money, but he has a big problem, that is, he is afraid of trouble, and never takes the initiative to take care of things, especially the matter of eating in a gang, he cooks because he likes to enjoy the process, but it does not mean that he is hospitable.
"Actually, hey, it's too unlucky today," Mo Wen scratched his head, "Your Russian substitute teacher came back from my hometown today, we met for the first time, I just asked her if she had eaten, I didn't expect her to think that I wanted to invite her to dinner, even your Teacher Yang was planted in her hands, I want to invite someone to eat for the first time, it's too cold and not good, but there are too many dishes to eat and Lang Fei, so I simply call a few more people, so that there is face, and the atmosphere is also there, killing two birds with one stone." ”
Co-authoring this product is for this, not only Li Jia, but even the girl who opened Shen Hanshuang so much, also had black lines on her face, and couldn't help but distance herself from Mo Wen, I don't know him.