Chapter Seventy-One: The Shrimp and Crab Controversy
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"Come, come on, drag down this disgraceful and rebellious shrimp soldier and cut it down!" the crab commanded, touching its two raised claws vigorously. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Seeing this, the angry Tang Sanzang hurriedly scolded: "Presumptuous! Presumptuous! You shrimp soldiers and crab generals, in your eyes, is there still a poor monk as a king?
This was somewhat unexpected by the shrimp soldiers and crab generals, and the crab generals asked, "Why, the king?"
Tang Sanzang said: "The poor monk just asked you to take care of the car and drive the big black fish away, when did you tell you to clamp it to death?
The crab general had no choice but to complain, "Why didn't you say it earlier?"
Tang Sanzang sighed, covered his heart and said, "The heart of the poor monk, you strange shapes will not understand!"
The crab said in his heart, it seems that he has heard this sentence somewhere, but he can't remember it for a while, so he has to walk away stupidly, and the crabs and shrimps also sigh and disperse. Tang Sanzang didn't pay any attention to the crab general, closed his eyes, counted the rosary hanging around his neck, turned his back to the big black fish lying on the bottom of the river, and chanted words in his mouth, as if he was overhauling the undead for it.
Sun Wumao and others rushed over, followed by the slow-moving white turtle. Sun Wumao said: "Old turtle, the fishtail that led us is dead, can we still go up?"
The big white turtle said: "Of course you have to go, the fish tail can actually find a fish head, presumably there must be some discoveries upstream." ”
Sun Wumao looked upstream, his eyes searched for the trace of the sand fish in gold armor, and replied: "Well, I also have this intention!"
He said to Tang Sanzang, "Elder Tang, let's continue marching upward!"
Tang Sanzang opened his eyes, turned around and stroked the back of the big black fish, and said, "Amitabha." ”
They sat on the back of the great white turtle and continued to march slowly and leisurely, with endless blue shrimp soldiers above their heads and endless red crab soldiers under their feet.
Tang Sanzang peeked at the beautiful Sha Wuyu and whispered to Sun Wumao: "Hey, I said Sun Protector, the female Bodhisattva who rode the fish just now looks exactly like this Sha Wuyu, the poor monk was very surprised, but I didn't see any reaction from you, what's going on?"
Sun Wumao also glanced at Sha Wuyu and replied loudly: "Elder Tang, what is there to whisper about?
Sha Wuyu looked dazed and said, "What?
Tang Sanzang smiled and beckoned to Sha Wuyu to attract her attention.
Sha Wuyu looked at Tang Sanzang again: "Elder Tang, what are you talking about?"
Tang Sanzang said: "Hey, the poor monk just asked, the female Bodhisattva who rode the fish just now is very similar to you as the fishless benefactor, I don't know who is the fishless benefactor?"
"Oh, Elder Tang is asking about this, that's my physical body. ”
Tang Sanzang was taken aback: "Then it should be found quickly, and when the Huanying Jian is released, Lord Sha Shi still needs to use it!"
"Thank you Elder Tang for your concern, since it has gone upstream, we are also rushing upstream, maybe we will encounter it again. ”
Tang Sanzang looked at the disapproving Sha Wuyu with a puzzled expression, and said: "Amitabha, no fish donor, the poor monk's body has also abandoned me, the poor monk is anxious, but why don't you seem to care at all when you see you?"
Sha Wuyu said with a smile: "Huanyingjian is the world of shadows, the physical body in this world is just a shell with no memory and no thoughts, it is no longer me, and I am no longer it, just lose it!"
"The fishless donor said it is so free, but why did your body attack you with that big black fish?"
Why would her physical body attack her, Sha Wuyu, as the protector of this world, knew it, so when she saw her physical body, she was not surprised, she was just about to explain to Tang Sanzhang, but was interrupted by Sun Wumao, Sun Wumao said: "When Elder Tang meets the 'Buddha' with us, you will understand!"
Sun Wumao interrupted Sha Wuyu because he was afraid that Tang Sanzang would know that they were on this trip to find the tyrant of the fake Buddha and Demon, so that the obsessed Tang Sanzang would definitely not lead the shrimp soldiers and crab generals to go.
This "crossing the clouds" is very long, and they have traveled a long way, and even the big white turtle has never been there, and it is also very unfamiliar with the surrounding environment, and there is some drumming in his heart.
The large group of shrimp soldiers walking in front suddenly stopped advancing, the team turned back, and a slightly larger shrimp soldier bounced from the end of the team and said to Tang Sanzang: "Great King!
When the big white turtle heard this, he wondered why he had reached the source without discovering anything, and at least he should have found the head of the big black fish and the inhabited place of the flesh of the sand fish! This puzzled it.
Tang Sanzang stood up, stood on the back of the turtle, and looked ahead, the bottom of the river was sloped, extending upward, and the river was getting shallower and shallower.
He looked at the crab group under his feet again, thought for a moment, and ordered: "Shrimp soldiers and crab generals!"
"In!"
Tang Sanzang became polite to them, and said: "You guys will return to the Longpan Mountain Range first, the poor monk and Sun Protector and his party will go ashore first, the Buddha is not far from here, and when the poor monk sees the Buddha, he will come back to eat your flesh and help you live forever! Thank you for escorting you all the way!"
As soon as these words came out, more than a dozen shrimp soldiers quickly marched from the ranks, apparently ready to catch him with an invisible net. The shrimp soldier continued:
"My lord, who escorted you? I'm afraid you'll run away! If I do, who will help me wait for immortality?"
A crab at his feet touched his claws and said, "Your Majesty, you ordered us to go back, could it be that you want to abandon me and run away?"
Tang Sanzang didn't have a point, and glanced at Sun Wumao helplessly, but saw that he was laughing. Tang Sanzang put his mouth to his ear and whispered: "Sun Protector, you still have the heart to laugh, how do you think this is good? These shrimp soldiers and crabs are not easy to fool! It seems that the Buddha, the poor monk can't see it, and the poor monk can't run out of this Huanyingjian!"
Of course, Sun Wumao didn't want these shrimp soldiers and crabs to go back, he also wanted to use their power to crusade against the demon tyrant Ma Zhan Bu Slag, he didn't return to Tang Sanzang's words, but said to the shrimp soldiers and crab generals: "Since the shrimp soldiers are no longer able to march, then call the crab generals to come and protect your king!"
The shrimp soldier said: "This can't be done, the crab generals don't have an invisible net in their hands, they can't look down on the king!"
Sun Wumao said: "You don't need to worry about this, your king is now covered with an invisible net, if he escapes, the crab will be able to catch it!"
The crab general in the river listened and proudly touched his claws. When the shrimp soldier heard this, he didn't think so, and said, "Expect these people, the king has already run a hundred times!"
The shrimp soldiers and crabs have been grudging for a long time, and they have long seen that the other party is not pleasing to the eye, and after eliminating the big black fish, they will compete with each other, and the crab will also threaten to cut the shrimp soldiers, which deepens the contradiction, and the crab will listen to the shrimp soldiers scolding themselves as swords, so they turned their faces at that time, pointed at it with a pincer claw, and said angrily:
"I said you are a Luo pot, who are you scolding?
When the shrimp soldier heard that the crab general scolded him for being Luo Guozi, he also turned his face, pointed his spear at the crab general, and said angrily: "I said you are a fool, who are you scolding Luo Guozi? Do you dare to say it again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu stabbed your mouth?"
The crab will vigorously touch its two raised claws, and say:
"You Luo Guozi, you want to fight? Look at Lao Tzu's big pair of pincers to poke you blind!"
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