Topaz nodded affirmatively and catered to him: "Yes, yes, why didn't I think of it, so that's the case, I'll just say it." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

I have to admire my IQ, this can be said, I was caught by someone, I think it's impossible, you look at Topaz, it looks like he was caught in?

Casual like him, there is no panicked look, and there is no appearance of running away.

He didn't come to take refuge, but to travel.

The tall man slapped the short man on the head suddenly, and said with hatred: "Catch your dead man's head, this kid is obviously lying to us, don't you see that he is laughing at us?"

The short man shook his head, looked up, and met the smile of the topaz, blinked his eyes a few times, touched the back of his head, and said curiously: "Is there a problem?"

The tall man was angry to death, how could he have this partner, isn't this his own guilt?

He really wanted to point at the short man's nose and shout, "Are you a pig?"

"No problem, just go up and catch him. ”

He can't afford to talk anymore, talking to this partner will really kill people.

"But why should we catch him, he is human, we are ghosts, there is no contradiction?"

The tall man thought for a while, as if so, touching his head, this person is a human being, he is a ghost, there seems to be no contradiction, why did he catch him?

After thinking about it carefully, the tall man glared at the short man fiercely, and said, "What do you care about so much, let's catch it, aren't we missing a subordinate here? Isn't this ready-made?"

"Oh, really. The short man screamed loudly, "In that case, boy, don't blame my brothers for being rude." ”

Rubbing his hands and smiling, the iron tongs were raised, resisting on his shoulders, the chains were dark and cold, and the cold air came up, and there were countless souls and evil spirits.

There should be not a few ghosts who died on it, the short man is of average height, about one meter six, and there is a head difference from Topaz, Topaz asked: "I can be your subordinate, you don't need to do it." ”

"Really?"

"Of course it's true, do I look like a liar?"

The short man was moved, and turned around to ask the eldest brother, the tall man's complexion kept changing, this kid was very interesting and knew how to see the situation very well.

"Boy, you don't have a salary to do things with our brothers, but I said this in advance, and when the time comes, you can't use this to threaten our brothers. ”

"Of course, follow the two of you, how dare I ask for wages, and I will have to carry my little brother more in the future. Topaz's heart couldn't help but roll.

These two living treasures are so interesting, I believe them just by saying a few words, and they are much more upright than other ghosts in the netherworld.

That's right, it's upright, they're not stupid, sometimes they're very smart, especially when it comes to money, an iron rooster.

Sure enough, when they heard that Topaz didn't want to be paid, the two laughed, this fool is willing to do things without wages, isn't he brainless.

The two brothers glanced at each other, nodded secretly, put down the iron tongs, and said, "Then in this case, you signed this contract." ”

The tall man took out a paper contract from his arms, wrinkled and tattered, there should be many years, and Topaz carefully checked the regulations on it, a very serious deed of sale.

After signing this contract, not only did he not get paid, but he also had to be on hand and obey the dispatch of the two, the most demanding of which was that the two of them were superiors, and he Huang Yu was a subordinate.

You have to do what your boss tells you to do, and you can't go back on it, let alone find a reason.

"How's it going?"

Huang Yu shook his head, and said, "I can't read, what is written on it, you can help me read it." ”

The tall man was suddenly happy, it's good to be illiterate, it's best to be illiterate, I like this kind of person the most.

After taking the contract, the tall man looked at the contract seriously, couldn't help but glance at Topaz, saw that he didn't show any strange behavior, and said: "This contract stipulates that Party B, that is, you, serve us Party A, no matter when and where, as long as Party A, that is, our two brothers, has a call, or send, you must not postpone, do not delay, you should immediately appear in front of us, and wait for the dispatch of our two." ”

"The above is the most important thing, you probably know that this is enough, oh, yes, there is another one, you are not paid, that is, after signing this contract, you will work for us for free, understand?"

The short man looked at his eldest brother with a puzzled expression, is that what he wrote? How do I remember that it doesn't seem to be like this?

He did not dare to ask, because the tall man kept giving him a look when he spoke, and he did not open his mouth.

It made him uncomfortable, waiting for Topaz to sign the contract.

Huang Yu smiled, these two ghosts are still a little clever, you look at the people, the point is to say it, although there are still some pitfalls, such as why you don't need to teach him any skills, tricks and so on.

"Do you understand? If you understand, sign it. ”

His eyes were fixed on Topaz, waiting for him to sign a contract, and his breath was held for a moment, not daring to make a sound.

The short man has a bitter face, you should sign it quickly, how can I speak if I don't sign.

Huang Yu picked up his hand, wanted to press the handprint, raised it, and put it down again, causing the two ghosts to have sore necks, what do you mean, whether to sign or not.

The two of them didn't dare to open their mouths to urge, lest he suspect it, so they could only watch.

Huang Yuxin smiled, these two teasers, they can play tricks, I really think I don't understand?

I was happy in my heart, of course I couldn't say it, I raised my fingers, I wanted to cover the contract, I picked it up again, I put it down, I picked it up, I put it down, I picked it up, I picked it up, I said it again, I put it down, I picked it up, I said it again, I put it down, I picked it up, I put it down, I picked it up, I put it

The two ghosts couldn't do it anymore, up and down, they couldn't help it, and the tall man urged: "Boy, do you sign or not, we have limited time and don't have time to play with you." ”

"Yes, yes, hurry up and sign it. "The short man is going to cry, is he easy, he, after holding it for so long, he can finally say a word.

"That's good, that's good, what are you anxious about, the person who should be anxious is me or not, do you think you can sign a contract casually? I have to be mentally prepared, what if I regret it after I sign it?"

Looking at the paper with gurgling eyes, Topaz couldn't help but laugh, holding back stiffly to prevent the two of them from seeing.

"How long do I think you'll be able to hold out?"

Topaz has been teasing the two of them to see how long they can hold back, and as Topaz goes up and down, up and down, up and down, the tall man seems to have found a clue, his eyes are round, and his momentum is sharp.

The short man's gaze also changed, this person can't be teasing us, right? After so long, he couldn't even cover a finger print, and he was suspicious in his heart, and his body slowly approached Topaz.

Topaz squinted his eyes and sneered in his heart, have you finally found out? I'll just say that you two are comparable, no matter how stupid you are, you won't be so stupid.

"Boy, are you kidding us?" the tall man gritted his teeth in anger, this bastard human, has been playing with us.

The iron tongs were raised and waved at the topaz, and the cold evil aura spread.

The short man had a cold complexion, and the taste of being played with was very unpleasant, and he wanted to kill.

"No, I'll wait, let me think about it, I'm going to sign it, I'm going to sign it, you guys, wait, wait. "Topaz is about to sign a pose.

But the two ghosts almost don't believe his nonsense anymore, when they are fools to play around, and now they still come to this trick, does he think we are sick cats?

"Boy, dare to play with our two brothers in the tongue pulling hell, you are still the first, today I want you to know what the tongue pulling hell is. ”

The iron tongs waved, one left and one right, with tacit understanding, no need to speak, the two ghosts quickly attacked, turned, surrounded, one up and down, the iron tongs cut, bitten.

The two ghosts had barely touched each other once, and when they passed by, the iron tongs of the two were completed in an instant, and the chains were pulled, forming a circular encirclement.

By the time Topaz found out, there were chains on all sides, blocking all directions, and it was impossible to leave.

"You want to lock me down? You're naïve. ”

Topaz jumped quickly, and his body was about to pass through the gap and leave the encirclement, and the tall man shouted: "Get up." ”

The chains were quickly pulled, the gap became smaller, and it became narrower, unable to allow a person to pass through, Topaz quickly stopped, and there was a gust of fishy wind in his ears, and the iron pincers were like a beast preyding, opening his mouth to bite.

"Bang bang. ”

One finger of the body was far away, the two iron pincers were frozen in mid-air, unable to move forward, the red cloth practice blocked the attack, and Topaz stood in the middle, his finger lightly tapped at the heads of the two ghosts.

There is no wind, no rain and no sound, and the fingers are fixed at one point.

The bodies of the two ghosts froze in place, a trace of essence flashed in their eyes, and the iron tongs came out of their hands, turning into two crocodiles, opening their teeth and dancing claws, and pounced violently.

"Bang bang. ”

The barrier shook, the blood red dimmed, Topaz quickly pinched the spell, his hands clenched into fists, and the tiny fist punched the giant crocodile with one punch, two punches, and the giant crocodile wailed, the light flickered, and turned back into two iron tongs.

The iron tongs returned to the palm of his hand, and the tall man snorted coldly, his body could move, and his face was very unsightly.

"Boy, how can you have the blood lotus of the River Styx, say, are you a spy sent over there. ”

The short man's face was not very good-looking, staring at the topaz and gritting his teeth.

"You say this?" Topaz pointed to the blood-red barrier on his body and waved his hand, "It was given to me by a person, and I don't know what it is?"

I believed all this lie.

"Hmph, are you blind to the two of us? The blood lotus of the River Styx is on you, and you can use it freely, you kid must be a spy sent over there, in that case, my two brothers are not welcome. ”

The iron tongs rose into the air, the chains were blocked, and the two ghosts suddenly turned into a tall Dharma statue, looking down on all beings.

One tall and one short, one foot tall, covering the sky and the sun.

"Dharma?"

This spell is very difficult to learn, and most people don't know how to do it, so it seems that these two are not simple.