"Knock knock!" Shortly after Xu Yi returned to his room, there was a knock on the door outside. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Who!"

"One of the Taoist friends, it's me, Feng Xiaobai!"

Hearing that it was Feng Xiaobai, Xu Yi didn't want to see this secondary disease, so he lay on the sofa and replied: "There is no one inside!"

"One of the Taoist friends, it's obviously you talking!"

"What's the matter, I'll talk about it tomorrow, I'm asleep!"

"One of the Taoist friends, you are obviously still awake, otherwise who is talking to me!"

"Why are you so annoying!" Xu Yi sat up from the sofa, opened the door, and was startled when he saw Feng Xiaobai standing outside the door, "Oh mom!"

I saw that Feng Xiaobai's hair was messy, both eyes were dark blue, his whole face was swollen, and his cheeks were red marks drawn by the leather whip. His mouth was swollen like a sausage, and this appearance was simply unrecognizable! Xu Yi really couldn't imagine that he was Feng Xiaobai.

"Feng Xiaobai?!" Xu Yi was not sure that this person was Feng Xiaobai, and whispered a temptation, "You are Feng Xiaobai?!"

I saw Feng Xiaobai with tears in his eyes, nodded and said: "One of the Taoist friends, why didn't you tell me that the lotus picking fairy is a five-grade true immortal!

"This!" Xu Yi scratched his head and said embarrassedly, "I don't know if she is a five-grade true immortal, I only know that she is indeed a little unreasonable." ”

"But I don't understand one thing, at most I was whipped a few times by her, although the force is a bit big, but it is not as miserable as you! What did you do to her, she was so ruthless?"

At this time, Feng Xiaobai wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, took a deep breath, tilted his head and smiled: "Hehe, Ben Xian lifted her skirt!"

"Poof!" Xu Yi squirted out a mouthful of water and raised his thumb to praise him, "You're so good!"

"Hehe!" Feng Xiaobai said with a smile, "I can dedicate myself to art, won't I just be beaten, and I will be able to recover after a while!"

Saying that, Feng Xiaobai was about to walk into the room.

"Stop!" Xu Yi saw that Feng Xiaobai was about to come in, pointed at him and asked, "What, this is my room, why are you coming in?"

"This is the room that the lotus fairy arranged for me, and she also told me that from tomorrow, I will go to do chores like you!" Feng Xiaobai saw Xu Yi stop him at the door and patted him lightly on the shoulder, "I'll just say that we are destined to live together!"

"There's only one bed in the room!" Xu Yi still didn't give way, "You go to Lotus and let her find you another room to live in!"

"No, the Lotus Fairy said, let me teach you some immortal techniques in the future, so you don't have to lose the face of the heavenly realm! So I must live in this room!"

"No way!"

"Fixed!" Feng Xiaobai shouted, Xu Yi suddenly felt that he couldn't move, and he couldn't speak if he wanted to.

"Let!" Feng Xiaobai made another concession in his mouth, Xu Yi felt that his body was out of control, and automatically got out of the way and let him into the room.

"Close the door!"

Xu Yi consciously closed the door, and when he turned around, he saw that Feng Xiaobai was already sitting on the sofa.

"You, you, what kind of medicine did you give me?!" Xu Yi thought that he had listened to Feng Xiaobai's words very much just now, and suddenly remembered that there was a kind of drug, and after being drugged, he would do whatever others asked him to do.

"What medicine?!" Feng Xiaobai was a little strange, and then let out a long "oh", "It turns out that you don't have a spell!"

That's right, Feng Xiaobai made it the most common immobilization method in the fairy world, which can control people's behavior, he originally thought that Xu Yi also had a spell to come here, but he didn't expect that this Xu Yi actually had no spell.

"Let me ask you, why did you come here?!" Feng Xiaobai stood up and looked at Xu Yi, "I see that you don't have any spells at all, are you a civil official in the sky?!"

"I am the fairy child of Laojun guarding the door, because I went with the guards of Nantianmen to peek at the seven fairies taking a bath, so I was demoted to mortal!"

"Fart! I'm Lao Jun's gatekeeper fairy! You're a fake!" Feng Xiaobai shouted angrily and looked at Xu Yi.

After looking at it for a while, he noticed that this Xu Yi was a little familiar, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Oh! It's you!

"Keli?!" Xu Yi was confused when he heard it, he was obviously called Xu Yi, how could he be Keli.

"Stinky boy! It's really you, you're still pretending, you're still pretending! Hehe, the seven fairies we peeked at together that day were also arrested together, and I didn't expect that when we reached the lower realm, the two of us still had to live in the same room! What do you say this is, this is a chance!"

This Keli was the Nantianmen guard who went with Feng Xiaobai to peek at the Seven Fairies taking a bath.

"Heaven is destined to be the two of us, we are blessed and share hardships, so let's do it, how about we worship as brothers?!"

"Bow down?!" At this time, Xu Yi's mind was already confused, and he could no longer stay awake.

He couldn't tell who was the middle two, could it be that this Feng Xiaobai was really a fairy child, could it be that the people in this company were all immortals in the upper realm and the lower mortals, could it be that he was really the guard of the South Heavenly Gate.

"Okay!

Hearing that Xu Yi agreed, Feng Xiaobai had two extra Zen incense sticks in his hand for no reason, and his fingers touched on Zen Xiangshan lightly, and then he took one and handed it to Xu Yi: "The rules of our upper realm, this sworn worship naturally has to do a good job in the big novel, whoever is old is the eldest brother! What about me, it has been more than 600 years since I ascended to the immortal realm, what about you..."

At this time, Feng Xiaobai suddenly thought that when he first talked to Ke Li, Ke Li had been guarding Nantianmen for more than 800 years, so he didn't continue.

"The age of this immortal world, we can't compare, in the mortal world, I have been twenty-three years old, three months and five days old, what about you?"

"I am twenty-three years old, three months and five days!"

"That's right! We were both thrown down from above at the same time! In this way, we are all the same age, so let's compare with the others!"

Feng Xiaobai looked at Xu Yi's height and shook his head: No, this kid is a few centimeters taller than me.

Then he looked at Xu Yi's hair again: On such a hot day, don't cut your hair short, I'm not afraid of dying of heat!

Looking at it, Feng Xiaobai found that none of him was longer than Xu Yi, even the inside of Xu Yi's crotch.

Just when Feng Xiaobai was still thinking about what he was longer than Xu Yi, Xu Yi spoke.

"Since I'm taller than you, my hair is longer than yours, and even Little Ding Ding is longer than yours, so I'll be your big brother reluctantly!"

"Huh?!"

"Ahh

Feng Xiaobai found that he was indeed good at nothing, so he could only call Xu Yisheng big brother aggrievedly.

From this moment on, Xu Yi and Feng Xiaobai became lifelong brothers.

Many years later, Feng Xiaobai recalled this incident and regretted it: At that time, I only wanted to be a big brother in my heart, if I thought about the Seven Fairies in my heart, I would definitely be older than him!

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