Chapter 109 Falling Chicken Mountain (Year of the Rooster)
Later, there was nothing to do, and while the two inquired, they rushed to Luoji Mountain in the north of Leijiang. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Four days later, in the evening, the two saw a mountain in the middle of the ground.
At the foot of the mountain, the two landed on foot to make it easier for them to meet locals for inquiries.
The two walked from the wilderness to the clearing on the side of the mountain, and found an iron rooster more than one man tall cleaning with a broom in front of them.
Yuan Bao stepped forward and asked, "Excuse me about this big brother of the iron rooster." May I ask if this mountain is Luoji Mountain?"
The iron rooster stopped cleaning and said to the two: "This is the Falling Chicken Mountain." Two of you are from out of town?"
Yuan Bao said: "Exactly." May I ask what is your surname?"
Iron Rooster said: "My surname is half a sleeve, and the word is wind and sand." Call me half sleeves or wind and sand!"
Yuan Bao hurriedly said: "Crazy and stupid big brother, may I ask crazy and stupid brother, why is this mountain called Luoji Mountain?"
Before the wind and sand could speak, they only heard two "bang, bang" sounds, and two roosters suddenly fell from the mountain, and the ground was suddenly dusty.
Fengsha pointed to the two roosters that fell on the ground and said, "You don't need me to explain!"
Yuan Bao suddenly realized: "It turns out that there will really be chickens falling from the mountain!"
The security guard also said: "Luoji Mountain really lives up to its name!"
After that, Yuan Bao's security guard looked at the two roosters that fell on the ground, both with blood at the corners of their mouths, and their limbs seemed to have been crippled.
The security guard hurriedly said, "Do we have to call an ambulance for them?"
Yuan Bao said: "Of course, it is our responsibility to save the dead and help the wounded!"
Before the two of them could call an ambulance, Fengsha had already walked up to the two crippled roosters.
I saw Fengsha pull out a long sword from the sweeping broom, and "poof" at one of the roosters. A sword is stabbed in the's breast.
The stabbed screamed in pain, "Why did you kill me?"
Yuan Bao security guard was also about to ask this question.
I only heard the wind and sand say: "I'm here to help you." This will make you suffer less and die sooner!"
The security guard suddenly realized, stretched out his thumb and said, "I see!
I heard the stabbed rooster shout, "You're murder! If you don't stab me with a sword, how can I die?"
Fengsha asked, "Are you sure I stabbed you to death, not that you fell to death yourself?"
The stabbed rooster said: "OK plus sure! If you don't stab me, I won't die!"
Fengsha said to the stabbed rooster: "I'll prove it to you, let you die!"
With that, the wind and sand went over and picked up the other rooster who was lying on the ground watching the play.
After putting his back on his back, he said to the stabbed rooster, "Look! This is a rooster that is not dead." In a moment you will see if he will fall to his death if he falls from the mountain!"
I saw the wind and sand carrying the rooster along the steps up the mountain and going up the mountain.
The rooster lying on the back of the wind and sand was carried up the mountain while smiling and waving to the three of them.
It didn't take long for the two roosters to disappear into the twilight on the mountainside.
Not long after, everyone at the foot of the mountain only heard a scream of "ah......" overhead. The rooster that had just been carried up the mountain by the wind and sand fell from the top of the mountain at a rapid pace.
Falling to the ground, only to hear a "click", the rooster fell into meat sauce.
It wasn't long before the wind and sand swirled iron wings and fell from the top of the mountain.
He said to the rooster whose blood was almost draining down the stabbing wound, "Did you see clearly? Did you fall to death or did I stick to death?"
The stabbed rooster was dying, and said, "I will definitely die if I fall down!" You just want to reduce my pain and speed up the process of my crying death!"
Fengsha nodded and said, "You finally understand! Do you want me to thrust you two more times now so that you can die a little faster?"
The dying rooster said, "Insert, insert a few more times!" I'm so miserable now, I really want to get rid of it quickly!"
I saw Fengsha pull out his sword, and said expressionlessly: "It is incumbent!"
After all, it is a mess against the dying.
It didn't take long for this cock to burp!
After the rooster hung up, the security guard hurriedly stretched out his thumb to Fengsha and said, "Brother Iron Rooster, you are really a good person!"
Yuan Bao said angrily: "What is good? Originally, the two of them could not die! Why did you have to kill them? Could it be that the two of them robbed you of their girlfriends before they died?"
Feng Sha said: "You two are foreigners. I don't know what we're doing here in Luoji Mountain. The custom of our Luoji Mountain is that women are inferior to men. The average hen will have many wives and concubines. Come and see, which of the two roosters that fell down is not a shredded radish with a full face!"
Yuan Bao's security guard took a closer look, and sure enough, as Fengsha said, the two roosters were covered with claw marks.
Fengsha continued: "In their situation, I can see at a glance that they must have been abandoned by the hens. In Luoji Mountain, it is a shame to be abandoned by the hen and take a break, which will make these two roosters unable to raise their heads to be chickens for the rest of their lives. In addition, the two of them have fallen and their legs and feet are disabled, and they can't take care of themselves for the rest of their lives. You think it's better for me to help them get an early death. Or is it better to let them be paralyzed on the ground, abandoned by their families, despised by passers-by, and survive to death in front of Jiuyang day by day?"
Hearing this, Yuan Bao finally understood why Fengsha wanted to insert the other party to death.
Yuan Bao sighed: "I finally understand Brother Ji's good intentions!"
The security guard also said: "Brother Chicken is such a good person!"
Fengsha nodded to the two of them and said, "Do you have anything else?" ”
Yuan Bao hurriedly said: "We came to Luoji Mountain to find a person named Lei Gong. I wonder if Big Brother Iron Rooster knows about this person?"
Fengsha wondered, "What are you looking for him?"
Yuan Bao said: "Lei Gong has a life trajectory tail shaker in his hand. We're here for the tail flicker. ”
Feng Sha said: "You are here to find the tail flicking host in the hands of Lei Gong?"
Yuan Bao nodded and said, "Exactly." I wonder if Big Brother Iron Rooster can take us to meet him. ”
As he spoke, Yuan Bao took out a few thunder sound stones from the bracelet, put them in Fengsha's hand and said, "Don't worry, I won't let you run away in vain, Brother Iron Rooster!"
Feng Sha looked at the Lei Yin Stone in his hand, and said to Yuan Bao: "But I haven't heard of any Lei Gong in Luoji Mountain!
Yuan Bao was surprised: "Then you asked me just now, 'What are you looking for him?'"
Feng Sha said: "I just like to get to the bottom of everything." But since you gave me so many thunder sound stones, even if I don't know, I will help you inquire. ”
Yuan Bao said happily: "That's good, that's good! Why don't we go and inquire now!"
Fengsha shook his head and said, "I can't go now, in case I lose my job!"
Yuan Bao smiled: "I understand, I understand!"
As he spoke, he took out a lot of thunder stones from the bracelet and put his hands full of wind and sand.
Feng Sha looked at the thunder stone in his hand, and could no longer hold back the excitement of the outburst.
Wind and sand put the thunder stone into the bag, grabbed the broom next to it and threw it into the distance.
happily said: "With so many thunder sound stones, I still work as a shitty sanitation worker! Go, I invite you two to my house as guests." ”
After that, walk in front, and take Yuan Bao's security guard home.
The security guard hurriedly ran to Fengsha's side and said, "Brother Iron Rooster, isn't it good for us to leave those two rooster corpses in the wilderness like this?"
Yuan Bao also said: "It's really a little inappropriate!"
Iron Rooster Fengsha said: "It's okay. As soon as the morning dawns, there will be professional dragging chickens to drag away all the roosters that have fallen to death around the mountain and bury them. You don't have to worry about that. ”
Yuan Bao was surprised: "Tugging chicken?"
Fengsha nodded, "Yes." In Luoji Mountain, the division of labor for each post is very clear. ”