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didn't go far, Rulai suddenly called out to Bodhi and asked, "Brother Bodhi's legs?"

Bodhi looked back and smiled: "It's nothing! It's just that the cave chosen for this millennium retreat has too much humidity in it, and it's a bit old and cold lately!"

Rulai shook his head and sighed: "Brother Bodhi, you should pay more attention to your body in the future! Without Brother Bodhi, Xiaolai's monastic career will be much less fun." ”

Bodhi limped towards Nantianmen, then turned his head and smiled at Rulai: "Don't worry, I won't hang up if you hang up!"

Rulai clasped his hands together and said with a smile: "Amitabha, that's good!"

Watching Bodhi go away, Tang Sanchuan said to Rulai: "Buddha, in fact, I also like Sun Wukong!"

Rulai knocked on Tang San's visceral brain and said, "There are many people who like Sun Wukong, how old are you?"

Tang San's head was knocked painfully, and he stretched out his hand to rub it and said, "The disciple also knows that his cultivation is low, and he can't snatch Bodhi. I'm just talking about it, and I'm addicted to it. ”

When he heard this, he suddenly said to Tang San, "Why don't you call me if you're addicted?"

Tang San said, "Okay." ”

Rulai said: "I shouted one, two, three, than the voice." ”

Tang San said, "Okay." ”

Rulai coughed twice and said, "One, two, three, better than the voice." ”

Tang Sanchuan also followed: "One, two, three, better than the voice." ”

After shouting, Tang Sanvisan suddenly realized: "Buddha, it seems that we shouted wrong." ”

Rulai pretended to be confused and didn't admit it: "Yes, I shouted 'Monkey King, I love you!'"

When Tang Sanchuan heard this, the Buddha didn't admit it, and he didn't admit it himself.

Tang San said: "Actually, what I shouted was 'Sun Wukong, I love you!'"

Rulai patted Tang Sanchuan on the shoulder and smiled: "Since everyone is right, let's continue to shout together." ”

Tang Sanchuan nodded and said, "Okay." ”

"Sun Wukong, I love you!"

......

Besides, Bodhi Ancestor has been opening the portal all the time, carefully following behind Yuan Bao.

With Yuan Bao's cultivation, he was not aware of the tracking of Bodhi Ancestor at all.

Outside the daughter star, in the empty starry sky, Sun Wukong was anxiously floating left and right, looking left and right, waiting for Yuan Bao to win the bet and come back.

The Bull Demon King, who was standing not far behind Sun Wukong, said to Zhu Bajie: "Brother Pig, your senior sister shouldn't have a brain pump, right?

Zhu Bajie thought for a while and said, "Whether it will be dizzy or not, I have to try." You wait. ”

After that, Zhu Bajie learned Sun Wukong's movements, floating left and right, shaking his head and looking into the distance.

After a few floats, Zhu Bajie immediately stopped and said, "Not only will I be dizzy, I will have a headache at all!"

The Bull Demon King was puzzled: "Then your senior sister is still floating?"

When Princess Iron Fan heard this, she remembered the incomprehensible days she had with the Bull Demon King in the past, and said angrily: "You know a fart, people are worried." Worried you know?"

The Bull Demon King shook his head and said, "I don't understand." ”

When Princess Iron Fan saw the heartless appearance of the Bull Demon King, she became angry, and she was about to kick him when she went up.

Seeing this, the Bull Demon King immediately hid behind Zhu Bajie and said, "Brother Pig, take care of your wife!"

Zhu Bajie was speechless: "He is also your ex-wife, why don't you care?"

The Bull Demon King said angrily: "If I can manage it, I still need you?"

Zhu Bajie laughed twice, and said happily to the Bull Demon King: "Mind the woman, you have to learn more from me." ”

The Bull Demon King nodded and said, "What Brother Pig said is extremely true. ”

Who knew that the Bull Demon King's voice fell, and the princess of the iron fan slapped Zhu Bajie in the face.

Zhu Bajie was in pain, covered his face and squatted on the ground and cried bitterly.

While crying, Zhu Bajie said aggrievedly: "Little fan, you actually beat me!"

The Bull Demon King looked at Zhu Bajie, who was still confident in women's management a second ago, and said, "Brother Pig, this is ...... Didn't you say you're good at women?"

......

Just when the four of them were worried and sad, Yuan Bao's figure suddenly appeared in the starry sky not far away.

When Sun Wukong saw it, he immediately flew away.

Flying in front of Yuan Bao, Sun Wukong kneaded every joint of Yuan Bao's body with his hands. While kneading, Sun Wukong asked, "Did Rulai embarrass you, and did you get hurt somewhere?"

Yuan Bao shook his head and smiled: "No." Bet I won, and I'll let me go. ”

At this time, when he was checking the joints around Yuan Bao's thighs, he was suddenly surprised: "Why is this place so small......?"

Yuan Bao shook his head and smiled: "No." It's not so mean. I am physically intact. It's just not time to play yet. ”

Sun Wukong relaxed after hearing this: "It's okay! It's okay!"

At this time, Zhu Bajie, the Bull Demon King, and the Iron Fan Princess also surrounded him. One by one, they asked the east and the west, and the south and the north.

Yuan Bao simply recounted the incident after the three of them left to the four of them in detail.

After hearing this, Zhu Bajie was surprised: "Then if it is a third who can't dance to the music, wouldn't Brother Yuan have to hang up?"

Yuan Bao said with a smile: "People are inherently dead, either as light as a galaxy or as heavy as poop." I choose the latter, I'm willing to take the risk for my friends!"

When Princess Iron Fan heard this, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I know that noodles have hearts. You sacrifice yourself to save me, and I will not marry Yuan Shuai as a slave wife, or become your slave wife, and I will not be able to repay Yuan Shuai's kindness to me. ”

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he was surprised: "This is illogical, isn't it?

Yuan Bao smiled at Zhu Tie and the two: "There is no need to marry me! I'm a man who rejects his wife. I will not marry again in this life, and you will not have to remarry. ”

After Yuan Bao finished speaking, Sun Wukong suddenly looked at Yuan Bao and burst into tears.

When the Bull Demon King on the side saw it, he wondered, "Why did Sun Xiaomei cry?"

Zhu Bajie set his eyes on Sun Wukong, and sure enough, he found that his senior sister was in tears.

Zhu Bajie shouted like a ghost: "Senior sister, are you okay!

Princess Iron Fan said with contempt: "You men made of wood, you don't have any feelings at all! After the catastrophe, you will naturally be moved to tears when you see your life-saving benefactor come back safely!"

Sun Wukong hurriedly wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and followed the words of Princess Iron Fan and said, "Yes, the rest of your life after the catastrophe." Aftermath. ”

Just as Sun Wukong was wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes, he suddenly saw a boundless blue light illuminating the entire starry sky.

After the light passed, the simple informant Bodhi Ancestor limped out of the center of the light.

While walking, Bodhi smiled at Sun Wukong and the others: "It's too early to say the rest of your life after the catastrophe! Sun Wukong, you and I have reached the thousand-year period." Do.you.are.you.am.I have already thought about it?"

Yuan Bao looked at the old man in the distance who was walking towards him and asked, "You are the Bodhi Ancestor?"

Bodhi nodded and smiled: "It's like a fake." Bodhi is me. ”

Yuan Bao said with a smile: "I didn't expect your bird language to be so bad, and you are embarrassed to show off in front of me and other juniors! Sure enough, the old face is like a city wall, and I am angry and hate my mother!"

When Bodhi heard this, he said angrily to Yuan Bao: "You were scolding me just now?"

Yuan Bao looked at Sun Wukong and the four of them smiled and said, "No, I was just scolding an old Wang Ba who wanted to eat swan meat." ”

Bodhi's face suddenly turned cold and said: "For tens of thousands of years, you are the first person to scold me with a turn! Good boy, it is really a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers." But today, I'm going to turn you into a dead cow. ”

When the Bull Demon King heard this, he hurriedly defended: "What do you care about me? I didn't scold you!"

Bodhi Ancestor looked at the Bull Demon King and said, "Whoever dares to stop me from arresting Sun Wukong today, he will die!"

Seeing that the situation was not right, the Bull Demon King hurriedly flew to Bodhi's side and bowed down and hugged his fists and said, "Don't make a mistake Ancestor, in fact, we are in a group. I have already taken refuge in Heavenly Court, and Heavenly Court will return to the hands of your ancestor sooner or later. In other words, sooner or later, my old cow will be your person. ”

When the Bodhi Ancestor heard this, he wondered, "Oh! What is the evidence?"

Seeing that Bodhi didn't believe it, the Bull Demon King immediately took out the jade wat that Heavenly Court had given him to show Bodhi.

Bodhi nodded and smiled after reading it: "Okay." Your life is saved today. You stand behind me. ”

The Bull Demon King nodded and retreated behind Bodhi.

The four of them, Iron Monkey Yuan and Zhu, were shocked at first when they heard that the Bull Demon King had already rebelled, and then they scolded the Bull Demon King one after another.

Iron Fan Princess: "You dead cow is just grass on the wall, falling with the wind." ”

Sun Wukong: "I really didn't expect it! You and I have called brothers and sisters for so many years, and today I only know that you are such a person!"

Zhu Bajie: "Fortunately, I dug your corner." Otherwise, wouldn't Little Fan have to bear the name of a traitor's wife from now on?"

Yuan Bao: "What's.your.name!"

When the Bull Demon King heard this, he asked Bodhi, "Ancestor, what does Yuan Bao mean by the bird language?"

Bodhi Ancestor translated to the Bull Demon King: "He wants to stab your grandmother." ”

When the Bull Demon King heard this, he relaxed and smiled: "Haha, fortunately, my grandmother is long gone." Thankfully, fortunately!"

Bodhi Ancestor was surprised: "Well, this is fine! I thought you would kill him immediately." ”

The Bull Demon King smiled: "You can't do it, you can't do it! Your grievances, you can solve them." I'm neutral, I'm watching the show. ”

Bodhi turned back to Sun Wukong and asked, "Sun Wukong, do you want to die with your group of fox friends and dogs, or do you want to go back to the three stars of the slanting moon with me for a wedding?"

Sun Wukong said categorically: "I'd rather die than marry you!"

When Yuan Bao heard this, he clapped his hands and applauded: "The Great Sage said it well! A good sentence, 'I'd rather die than marry you'! The dignified Monkey King, even if he wants to marry, he must marry a young talent who is handsome, elegant, sultry, and rich. Mr. Bodhi, do you never look in the mirror when you get up in the morning? Do you think you are worthy of Sun Dasheng?"

Bodhi was not convinced, touched his figure and said: "Am I not handsome enough, elegant manners, sultry posture, and rich in learning? Who do you say doesn't look in the mirror in the morning? Who do you look down on? I never look in the mirror!"

When Yuan Bao heard this, he smiled and said: "That's right, even if you simple informants look in the mirror, you can see yourself clearly." In that case, let me describe you so that you can also be a little self-aware. ”

Zhu Bajie hurriedly interjected: "Brother Yuan, I'm the best at using adjectives, I'll come!"

Yuan Bao stretched out his hand and humbly conceded: "Brother Pig, please." ”

Just listen to Zhu Bajie's description of Bodhi Dao:

"Wearing a straw hat, hay around the waist, no shoes, running around the universe.

The boss is not small, he feels very dicked, he limps, and no one knows how to bird.

Named Bodhi, known as the ancestor, although he has Taoist bones, he is like a tiger.

Bullying men and women, you dare to do it, what will the heavenly mortal world think of you?

......”

I saw Zhu Bajie pointing at Bodhi Ancestor and chattering endlessly.

The old ancestor of Bodhi frowned, then his face was distorted, then his hands trembled, then his whole body twitched, and then the corners of his mouth spilled blood.

After countless later, Bodhi was dizzy, he couldn't bear it anymore, and gritted his teeth and said, "Brother I'm 'dry'." ”

After that, I saw four blue suns instantly appear around Sun Wukong Yuan Bao.

The blue sun instantly cast a large number of blue sun photons, and the photons frantically attacked the four of them.

Yuan Bao saw that the Bodhi Ancestor said that he would fight, and his face was full of surprise: "Sure enough, he will do what he says, and he is worthy of the Bodhi Ancestor!"

Sun Wukong spun the golden hoop stick to scatter the photons, and said to Yuan Bao angrily: "Pay attention to defense." There is still time to laugh when the disaster comes!"

Zhu Bajie used a rake to scatter the photons, and said for Yuan Bao: "Anyway, I can't beat it!

Princess Tiefan used a banana fan to fan away the photons, and praised Zhu Bajie: "My pig's head is right when it comes this time. ”

Zhu Bajie said happily: "Thank you lady!!"

When Princess Iron Fan heard this, she was puzzled: "Thank me, thank me, why do you want to add one?"

Who knew that the iron fan turned its head and looked, it turned out that Zhu Bajie's rake was roasted red by the heat energy of photons. The rake was too hot, Zhu Bajie burned his hand, shouted "ah", and then threw the rake away.

Without the rake, the blue photon hit Zhu Bajie directly. Zhu Bajie hurriedly used both hands to fight the source power to resist.

But without the blessing of the magic weapon, the photon attack that the source force can resist is even weaker.

It didn't take long for Zhu Bajie's hands to be scorched.

Seeing that Zhu Bajie couldn't hold on.

Sun Wukong's Ruyi golden hoop stick "噌" flew out, separating Zhu Bajie from the photon attack.

Sun Wukong flew the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick to resist the attack for Zhu Bajie, and he could only defend with his bare hands.

Facing the photon attack of the two blue suns, Sun Wukong trembled after a while, and he couldn't resist it.

Just when Sun Wukong was about to be unable to resist, he only heard Princess Iron Fan and Yuan Bao both shouting. Yuan: "Ah!" Tie: "Me too!"

After the two of them "ah", they were both broken through the defense by photons and hit directly on their bodies.

Seeing this, Zhu Bajie immediately stepped forward to resist Princess Iron Fan.

Zhu Bajie's position, leaving the golden hoop stick in the air to rotate against the photon.

And the blue sun against Yuan Bao is several times that of Princess Iron Fan and Zhu Bajie.

After the blue photon fell on Yuan Bao's body, Yuan Bao's clothes were immediately ignited, and the skin in front of him instantly turned red.

Just as Yuan Bao was about to be baked, the familiar song "Laughing Red Dust" suddenly sounded.

"Hongchen is ridiculous, and infatuation is the most boring

It's okay to keep your eyes open

......

No matter how cold the wind is, I don't want to escape, and I don't want the flowers to be beautiful

Let me sway

The higher the sky, the smaller the mind, regardless of the cause and effect

Drunk alone

......”