The two of them, one on horseback and the other on a donkey, went in the direction of Dung City. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Since neither of them had been to Dung City, they were afraid of taking the wrong road and delaying the military situation.

Along the way, the two asked for directions when they saw people.

But every time you ask for directions, the answer is, "Go straight ahead, and you see someone with two round holes in the buttocks, and you're there." ”

Yuan Bao was puzzled, for Mao must see the person with two round holes in the buttocks?

With doubts, the two of them marched in a southeasterly direction for two days.

On the third day, Yuan Bao really saw a woman with two round holes in her buttocks. Then he asked, "Dare to ask the girl, how far is it from the dung city?"

The woman looked at the appearance of the two of them and asked, "You two are from out of town, right?"

Yuan Bao said: "Girl Wisdom, we are from Juyun City. Come to the dung city to find Lord Xiangzu to talk about something important. ”

The woman said, "I see. The two of you will walk along this main road, and it will not be long before you reach it. ”

Yuan Bao said: "Thank you!"

The woman said, "You're welcome!"

The two walked forward for a short time, and sure enough, as the woman said just now, a city in the wasteland appeared in front of them. As soon as the two inquired, this city was not somewhere else, it was the dung city where the two were going.

Before they entered the city gate, the two of them were vomited up and down by the smell of feces coming from the city.

What made Yuan Bao's dry skin even more unbelievable was that under the wall of the dung city wall was a huge pile of dung.

Yuan Baoxin said: "Could it be that this dung city is really named because the city is full of dung?"

When the two of them arrived at the city gate, several innkeepers stepped forward to solicit customers.

Yuan Bao said: "A few little brothers, the two of us came to Dung City to find Lord Xiangzu to deliver letters. Can a few little brothers show the way. ”

One of them said, "It turns out that you are the messengers who have come to deliver the letter to Lord Xiangzu! The guards will take the two of them to meet the Elephant Ancestor. ”

Yuan Bao said: "Thank you, little brother!"

The enthusiastic Xiao Er said: "You're welcome. It's just that the two of you are dressed like this, I'm afraid it's a little rude to go to see Lord Xiangzu!"

Yuan Bao looked at each other, and they were still wearing the tattered clothes of begging on the street.

The enthusiastic Xiao Er said: "Two guests came from afar. Xiang Bi is not familiar with the stores in the city. I can take two of them to the clothes store in the city to pick out two neat clothes, and take two of them to rinse off. And then send the two to Lord Xiangzu, is that good?"

Yuan Bao said: "Then there is the second brother Lao!"

The enthusiastic Xiao Er said: "It's nothing, introduce the two of you, and the store will also give Xiao Er some benefits." ”

Yuan Bao said: "The little second brother is really a sincere person!"

Xiao Er smiled: "Ordinary people, not bad or stupid." Come with me, both of you. ”

As he spoke, he led the way and led Yuan Bao and the two to the city.

Yuan Bao found that everyone in the city had two holes in the pants cloth of the two buttocks, so he asked Xiao Er: "Little second brother, why don't everyone in the fecal city have two holes in their buttocks?"

Xiao Er smiled: "Listen!"

After speaking, Xiao Er pouted his ass and "......popped,

Yuan Bao's dry skin was circled by Xiao Er.

Yuan Bao was surprised: "Little second brother, what do you mean?"

Xiao Er said: "The pants in Fecal City are designed to facilitate exhaust. I just used my 'Music Alley' to play 'Madman's Disco' for you. How's the sound quality?"

Yuan Bao stretched out his thumb and said, "The sound quality is quite good!

Ganpi suddenly realized: "It turns out that chrysanthemums are also called music alleys in dung city!

Yuan Bao also stretched out his thumb and said: "It's really elegant! Dry skin, look at that butcher, while removing the meat on the bones, farting, really coquettish!"

Ganpi stretched out his thumb and said, "Coquettish, really coquettish!, but how can the knife in the butcher's hand flow?"

Xiao Er said: "Oh, he didn't use a knife. It's a boning ant that pays to be hired. This kind of ant has particularly sharp teeth, the meat is particularly clean, and the key is that the commission they ask for is very low, so almost all the butchers in Dung City hire boning ants. ”

Ganpi suddenly realized: "Oh, it turned out to be a boning ant." I said how dark it is. ”

Yuan Bao praised again: "Coquettish!"

Ganpi also said: "It's really coquettish!"

Xiao Er then introduced: "The two of you came to Fecal City for the first time, and they must have felt that there were many novelties. For example, almost all of the supplies in Manure City are made to be very large. That's because the rich race of Dung City is the Loxodons. Every shop wants to make money from the Loxodons, so the items must meet the standards of the Elephants who are huge. After the two of them are done, they can stay in the dung city for a few more days and have a good tour. ”

Yuan Bao said: "That's a must." ”

Dry Skin asked him in a low voice, "Don't you stink?"

Yuan Bao smiled: "I just don't want to refute his face, it's just perfunctory." ”

Ganpi said: "Then I will be perfunctory too!" Little second brother, first help Yuan Bao book a room in your hotel for a month. ”

Xiao Er looked at Yuan Bao.

Yuan Bao hurriedly smiled and said: "My brother's brain has been squeezed by the butt paper, it's a little abnormal, don't listen to him." ”

After saying that, he punched and kicked the dry skin for a while.

The three of them continued to move forward, and they didn't go far, Xiao Er took the two of them into an alley, found a clothing store, and helped the two choose suitable clothes.

After choosing clothes, I took the two of them to the bathing center.

Yuan Bao's dry skin took off a clean light, and when he entered the bathhouse, he was stunned by the huge bath inside.

At this time, there was an elephant bathing inside.

Yuan Bao and the two found a corner far away from the elephant and sat down and soaked it.

When the elephant people saw that the two of them were sitting far away, they were not happy to say, "Hey, why are you two sitting so far away? This pool is empty during the day, sit closer and chat!"

A white dog boss outside the pool said, "You two, the elephant master called you." ”

Yuan Bao Ganpi hurriedly smiled: "It's coming, it's coming!"

The two sat next to the elephant people, and this comparison was like an adult leading two babies.

Xiang Ye asked, "Where did you two outsiders come from?"

Yuan Bao said: "Lord Xiang has good eyesight, the two of us are from Juyun City." ”

Xiang Ye was surprised: "Oh, didn't you hear that Juyun City was occupied by that old lady of shame? I heard that even the city lord was captured by her and imprisoned in the city of shame. ”

Yuan Bao said: "Xiang Ye also heard about it? ”

"The two of us are messengers who deliver letters. ”

Xiang Ye said: "The messenger who sent the letter, who did you send the letter to?"

Yuan Bao said: "Lord Xiangzu. ”

Xiang Ye said: "It turned out to be a letter to Lord Xiangzu." I'll be looking for him later, so you can come with me. ”

Dry skin happily said, "That's great!"

Yuan Bao said: "That's really thank you Xiangye!"

Xiang Ye smiled: "You don't have to be polite. You are guests from afar, and I am in a very good mood today. Boss Bai, the expenses of the two of them here are counted in my account. ”

Boss Bai said: "Okay, Xiangye." ”

Yuan Bao Ganpi thanked the two.

The three of them took a bath and chatted.

Xiang Ye asked Yuan Bao Ganpi and the two about the situation in Juyun City, and Yuan Bao Ganpi and the two also obtained some information about the dung city from Xiang Ye.

During the conversation, the elephant master exhausted several times. Every time he exhausted, he washed Yuan Bao's dry skin and the two of them out of the pool, and the two climbed in and continued to soak.

After taking a bath, the two followed the elephant people to the inner city.

There are many people going to the inner city, and except for the elephants, other races need to queue.

Xiang Ye entered the inner city and waited for the two of them

In front of the two was a weasel couple, and the young couple were chatting and queuing up unhurriedly, and they kept taking turns farting. can smoke Yuan Bao's dry skin to death.

After the two finished lining up, Yuan Bao and the two of them were already yellow and black.

Xiang Ye was shocked and asked why?

Yuan Bao shook his head and sang!

Yuan Bao sang: "Good luck comes, good luck must come!"

Dry skin sang: "If good luck comes, how can it be so miserable?"

Yuan Bao sang: "Good luck comes, it will come in a while!"

Ganpi sang: "If you are really lucky, you will definitely burn shame into pork chops!"

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After entering the inner city, the elephant master was familiar with the road and took the two into the Xiangzu Mansion.

The two handed the princess's letter to Xiangzu.

After reading it, Xiangzu said to the two: "The Juyun City Lord and I have been old friends for hundreds of years. But I'm a businessman in Shim City, and I really don't know how to fight and kill. In this way, since the two of them have come from afar. I asked the treasury to prepare some weapons for the two of you to bring back, which can be regarded as a modest contribution to the rescue of the city lord. ”

Yuan Bao and the two had no choice but to pull a cart of weapons home.