Chapter 46: Cats and Dogs Talk

Hearing what Zhu Bagou said, Sun Wumao was also suspicious, and bent a finger to scrape it: "You were sucked in by the gourd, I was sucked in by the mirror, and then we bumped into each other in the same place, hiss...... If it were to say that this mirror and the gourd were connected, it would not be impossible!"

Zhu Bagou squatted on the boat, his eyes turned from left to right, and from right to left, as if he was puzzled by something, he asked Sun Wumao: "What kind of mirror sucked you in?"

Sun Wumao raised his hands and said while gesturing: "The mirror, almost the size of a palm, eight-petal flower shape, bronze, with cloud and thunder patterns carved on the edge, and three big characters engraved on the back - Huanying Jian, maybe its name, and below the big characters is a row of small characters, eight - the shadow of Huantian, the destiny of Jiantian." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Speaking of this, Sun Wumao twisted his head and sneered: "What an arrogant mirror, you still want the shadow of Huantian, the fate of the sky!

Zhu Bagou still rolled his eyes, not knowing whether he was thinking about his own thoughts or pondering the mirror that Sun Wumao said.

This cat and dog have been separated since the Bodhi tree, and then there are a few sides in the sky, and they have never met again, this Huanyingjian and the purple gold red gourd have made this cat and dog come together by mistake, and their hearts are infinitely happy. Sun Wumao finally seized the opportunity to complain to Zhu Bagou, these days can give him depressed, and he was caught and beaten, in Zhu Bagou, he has a lot of confusion, finally it's time to ask him about it, so he asked:

"Hey, by the way, Zhu Bagou, that day under the Bodhi tree, I transformed into a human, but was regarded as a monster by your master, I escaped and returned to the Bodhi tree to explain to him, but found that you are all gone, only the white dragon horse is left tied to the tree, where did you go?"

Zhu Bagou's thoughts were interrupted by Sun Wumao, he was stunned for a moment, and asked rhetorically, "What? What did you say?"

Seeing that Zhu Bagou was not listening to him, Sun Wumao threw him a speechless look and repeated what he had just said.

Zhu Bagou said: "Oh, you mean this, my master saw that you and the woman had fled, so he didn't chase him, but he didn't recognize the man as you, let alone him, even I didn't react, we all thought you might run to catch pheasants, my master also complained, saying that you couldn't see it at a glance and disappeared." Then he picked up the shoe you brought back, and asked me to put on the purple gold bowl and run to Lingyundu. ”

"Oh, sure enough, I chased Lingyundu later, why didn't I see you? I only found this shoe on the shore?" said Sun Wumao as he took out the shoe from his arms.

"We arrived at Lingyundu, did not find your master and Monk Sha, nor did we see the behemoth that Monk Sha said, the master went into the water to find it, and asked me to wait for him on the shore, just waited for a while, and saw the shoe in your hand flew ashore from the water, but I only have this mouth, and I still hold the purple gold bowl, there is no way to hold the shoes anymore and I didn't care about it, at this time Erlang God actually Tengyun came, saying that he wanted to take me to Guanghan Palace to see Fairy Chang'e. Zhu Bagou tilted his head, moved his ears and continued, "You know, since I went to Lingshan, I haven't seen my beautiful fairy Chang'e for at least two hundred years. ”

"Oh, I see, I said that the kung fu of the front and back feet is gone, and you are connected to the sky by the Erlang God!

"Millennial dragon catfish?"

"It's the behemoth monster that Monk Sha said that swallowed Tang Sanzang!"

"Oh, my master's skills are not small, and he can still be eaten by one of your catfish?

"The shoes are all flying up, can't they be? My master may have been eaten by it, and your master can still get away with it?"

"No, I said Sun Wu cat, can you hope that my master will be better?"

"Oops, tsk...... Worried? Who told that pig's head to scold me when he was idle, and draw a circle to curse him, my heart is happy! Haha!"

"Hey, you cat! I always thought you had a bad heart, but I didn't expect you to be so bad!"

"Hey, I've just been addicted, it's been two hundred years, what kind of person my Monkey Cat is, you can't pay it back, I can really hope that the pig's head is in trouble! Even if it's really difficult, I may be more anxious than you!"

"That's right, you have the same virtue as that hairy-faced monkey, and you never forgive people in your mouth! Isn't he also yelling all day long to give my master a stick to shoot him to the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and I haven't seen him dare to shoot it until now!"

"Hahaha! How dare you really shoot it, if you go down with a stick, you won't make it into a pork pie?"

This cat and a dog, pulling the skin is pulling the skin, two dead friends together, pulling the skin is always inevitable, since the Buddha arranged to follow the Tang Sanzang master and apprentice to the Tang Dynasty to preach the scriptures, it is always to make fun of the other party's owner, after all, a monkey and a pig, there are many topics to be found, they have long been accustomed to it, and they will not take each other to heart. The monkey and the pig also make fun of each other's pets, which is called having its owner and its pet.

The confusion in Sun Wumao's heart is not over, he continued: "Why are the two of us always like this!

Zhu Bagou glanced at him: "You continue." ”

"I see that you and Erlang God seem to be very familiar, Fairy Chang'e didn't come to pick you up in person, but he came to pick you up!"

"It's not just very familiar, Erlang God pouts his ass, I can guess what kind of fart he will put out!"

"Hey, that's really familiar, I think you've known each other for more than a day or two, right?

"Oh, you want to ask this, he called me that as early as two hundred years ago, when I hadn't come to Lingshan yet, and I was still making a guard dog for Fairy Chang'e, he always went to Chang'e, and we became familiar with each other, and before I knew it, he began to call me that. ”

"Oh, I see, I'll just say it!" Sun Wumao woke up like a dream, and then said with a wicked smile, "He already has a roaring dog, isn't he satisfied? Even our Chang'e fairy's dog is also worried, eighty percent wants to have a relationship with you, and under this excuse to get close to that Chang'e fairy, right?"

Zhu Bagou glanced at him again and said, "Look at you, come again, just take me crooked while chatting! Don't spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, okay? Erlang God is definitely a good immortal! The entire heavenly court can't turn over the third one!"

"Poofhaha!" Sun Wumao sneered, "This number is for you to count, and the third one!"

"What are you laughing at! As if I don't know how to count! If Guanghan Palace is not considered in the heavenly court, then the second one is Taishang Laojun. ”

"Oh, I've heard of this great name, it's like thunder!

"Tut-tut......" Zhu Bagou squinted his eyes and looked at him with contempt, "This is arrogant to you, why don't you go to heaven? Have you ever heard of him?"

"I haven't seen it! It's all up to you, if you have a chance, you can help me introduce me, my thighs can't all let you hug alone, my Monkey Cat also finds a thigh to hug!"

"Introduction? Where do you start, do you still need my introduction? Didn't you meet him a long time ago? and saved your life under the knife of Erlang God!"

"Did you save me under the knife of Erlang God?" Sun Wu Mao's eyes rolled, remembering that when Erlang God held a three-pointed two-edged knife against his neck in the sky, the white-bearded old Taoist had relieved him, he slapped his thigh, and suddenly realized: "Oh! Oh yes, you mean that white-bearded old man?"

"Yes, you don't even know that person is Taishang Laojun? Oh, yes, yes, your cat's brain is also a lump of mush!" Zhu Bagou was always ridiculed by Sun Wu Cat, and this time he finally seized the opportunity to take revenge.

"Oh yes!" Sun Wumao patted his head again, "My Sun Wu cat has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai! What I said, Su Wen Erlang God never even paid attention to the Jade Emperor, but he was respectful to an old man!

"I said, you Sun Wu cat, why do you just think about hugging your thighs all day?

"Either you are a fool and a fool, you don't understand, many thighs and many ways to live!"

"Hmph!" Zhu Bagou saw Sun Wumao say this, but he pulled his ears down, as if talking about his sore spots, and said sadly:

"I hugged a lot of thighs, but I didn't survive!"