Yuan Bao trotted all the way and followed behind Jian Huo who was in a taxi. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Jian Huo looked back at Yuan Bao who was following behind him, and said to himself: "The man who follows the woman's ass is either trying to get her money or her sex." I don't have any money, but how do I feel like I don't have any color?"

Thinking of this, Jian Huo asked the eight major stainless steel to pull over.

Give the bucket to Yuan Bao and let him put it into the bracelet himself.

Wait for Yuan Bao to put away the bucket.

Jian Huo said to Yuan Bao: "Come here." ”

Yuan Bao was so frightened that his eyes were about to pop out.

"Dry hair?"

Jane pretended to be dumbfounded: "Get in the car." ”

Yuan Bao took a horse step, pushed his palm, shook his neck from side to side, and said, "What if I don't get on?"

The ring on Jian Huo's left hand flew out instantly, turned into a mechanical arm, and grabbed Yuan Bao's waist at once.

Yuan Bao shouted: "With your figure, we can't stand still." ”

Bada Stainless Steel hurriedly said: "It's okay uncle, the taxi can be lengthened by three levels." ”

Yuan Bao was surprised: "Eh, such a dick!"

Jian Huo put Yuan Bao in front of him, and kept pinching his neck with his hand, making eye contact with him, but always keeping a distance from himself.

By the time the taxi drove to the Eighth Ring Road and stopped at the door of the "Surface Face Plastic Surgery Center", Yuan Bao had already fainted.

Bada Stainless Steel hurriedly lifted Yuan Bao to the side of the road and put him on the ground to give him artificial respiration.

But because the eight people were too small, two of them fell into Yuan Bao's mouth, and they still couldn't be made into real artificial respiration.

So, the eight of them looked at Jian Huo next to them.

Jian Huo looked at the gestures of the eight people, meaning to let himself help Yuan Bao do artificial respiration.

Jane recalled the plan and said to herself, "Kissing and hugging are the most effective ways to communicate emotions." ”

Thinking of this, Jian Huo no longer hesitated, knelt on the ground, met Yuan Bao's lips, and kissed him hard.

Seeing this scene, the eight major steels were stunned.

I really don't know whether to pull a cloth for the two of them to cover it, or to remind Jane that the way to live is wrong.

In the end, the eight couldn't help but remind Jane to come alive.

111: "Not so. ”

222: "You inhale first." ”

333: "Blow into his mouth again." ”

5A: "That's called artificial respiration." ”

555: "Save Uncle, no one will give us gold coins when he dies!"

111: "Uhh

Plop, flutter......

555: "Woo woo woo ......"

After listening to this, Jian Huo understood: "So that's the case." ”

After that, if you lower your head, you will perform artificial respiration on Yuan Bao.

Who knew that at this time, Yuan Bao suddenly opened his eyes.

Jian Huo hurriedly helped Yuan Bao up.

Yuan Bao sat up straight, patted his chest and coughed twice.

Finally, four small pieces of iron were spat out of his mouth.

111,222 hurriedly went up and picked it up, sat on the ground and put it on his feet.

Yuan Bao said angrily: "What I just vomited out were the shoes of the two of you?"

111,222 nodded their heads and said, "En!"

Yuan Bao asked, "Why is it so stinky, how long has it been since I washed my feet?"

111: "Three years." ”

222 said: "Actually, he has never washed it, and I still wash it once a year or two." ”

Yuan Bao was disgusted, and kept vomiting: "Poof! poof......"

After vomiting for a while, Yuan Bao actually vomited out his intestines.

Afraid that his intestines would catch a cold, Yuan Bao hurriedly grabbed it and stuffed it back.

Who knew that Jian Huo grabbed Yuan Baozheng's intestines that were about to be stuffed back.

No matter how hard Yuan Bao dragged it back, Jian Huo kept holding on.

Yuan Bao couldn't speak, and grunted with his belly.

Gollum probably meant: "What are you holding my intestines for, hurry up and let people stuff it back, the intestines have been very busy lately!"

Jian Huo grabbed Yuan Bao's intestines and muttered to himself: "Worry about the intestines, worry about the intestines, worry about the stomach......"

It has been repeated hundreds of times, and Yuan Bao and Bada Stainless Steel fell asleep one after another.

After a while, Jian Huo suddenly exclaimed with great joy: "I feel it! I feel it! I finally know what it feels like to be worried!"

Jian Huo's screams woke up Yuan Bao and Bada Steel, who were sleeping in Zhengxiang.

Yuan Bao pointed to his intestines and kept grunting at Jian Huo.

Jian Huo looked down at the intestines in his hand and hurriedly let go.

said embarrassedly to Yuan Bao: "I'm really sorry!"

Yuan Bao hurriedly stuffed his intestines back, and "ahhhh......h

After finishing his throat, Yuan Bao said angrily: "Slut, what are you doing holding other people's intestines? The intestines are very busy at night!"

Jane Huo said angrily, "Didn't I tell you? I'm really sorry! Also, I kissed you just now." ”

As soon as these words came out, Yuan Bao was startled.

Yuan Bao turned his head to look at the eight major stainless steels behind him.

The eight major steels nodded their heads and said "yes".

Yuan Bao covered his face and whispered to Bada Stainless Steel: "Then why don't you wake me up for Mao and let me enjoy it?"

Bada Steel also whispered: "At that time, you were in a coma, and you woke up after artificial respiration by all of us." ”

Yuan Bao suddenly realized: "Coma! Artificial respiration! So that's the case! I thought that the cheap was attracted by my charm, and I couldn't help but insult people." ”

After Yuan Bao finished speaking, he turned around and found that Jian Huo had already walked into the "Surface Face Plastic Surgery Center".

Jane walked into the plastic surgery center, and a huge banner hung in the lobby of the plastic surgery center.

The banner reads: "Even if you give us an ass, three minutes will turn you into a drifting face!"

When Jian Huo entered the plastic surgery center, the reception lady at the front desk of the plastic surgery center immediately greeted her.

The receptionist asked, "Ma'am, are you going to have plastic surgery?"

Jane Huo nodded.

The reception lady said, "Wait a minute, I'll start the face selection machine." Help you choose your preferred face shape and details. ”

Jian Huo handed over the picture given to her by the account manager of the experience center and said, "No need. Just follow this picture. ”

After reading the picture, the reception lady smiled and said, "You are the Jane Huo lady who went to the experience center just now, right?"

Jane Huo nodded.

The reception lady smiled: "Then please come with me!"

After that, he took Jane Huo to the office to make an appointment for plastic surgery services.

When Yuan Bao and Bada Stainless Steel came in, they couldn't see Jian Huo in the east and west.

Yuan Bao looked up, saw the banner of the plastic surgery center, and read aloud: "'Even if you give us a butt, it will turn you into a drifting face in three minutes!' What a big breath! I don't know if they can help me fix my pointed ass." ”

The security guard on duty next to him heard it and laughed: "Don't say it's a pointed ass, even if it's a butt with a broom, it's completely fine!"

Yuan Bao was surprised: "It's okay with the butt with a broom?"

The security guard nodded, "Yes, I used to sweep the streets, and by accident, the broom went into my ass." My colleagues and friends laughed at me. Later, in a fit of rage, I came to the 'Facial Plastic Surgery Hospital'. The doctor immediately gave me plastic surgery. After that, no one laughed at me for sticking a broom in the back of my ass!"

Yuan Bao was shocked and asked, "How did the security guard brother manage to stick the broom into his ass?"

The security guard waved his hand and said, "I told you that it was an accident, don't pay too much attention to these details!"

Yuan Bao asked again: "Then dare to ask how the hospital helped the eldest brother with plastic surgery?"

I saw the security guard move out of the counter step by step, leaned over and said, "See." The hospital cut the broom 15 centimeters shorter for me. Then use an electric drill to open the broom joints. And between the bamboo knot and my legs, the doctor helped me install a removable toilet. In this way, when I have a bowel movement, the poop will first flow into the bamboo, and when I reach the incision of the bamboo, it will drip into the toilet bowl below. When I'm done, I just close the toilet lid lightly and everyone won't smell the stench at all!"

Yuan Bao stretched out his thumb and praised: "It's amazing!"

The security guard smiled: "After receiving the plastic surgery from the 'Face Plastic Surgery Hospital', I will no longer have pain in my waist and legs." The most important thing is that there are stools to sit on at all times on the way to and from work, and there is no need to find a public toilet at all!"

Yuan Bao hugged his fists and said: "Admire! It's just that the big brother doesn't feel uncomfortable stuffing that thing all day long?"

The security guard said: "It's not uncomfortable at all, and it's very sour! So, please rest assured that the young man is here for plastic surgery!"

Yuan Bao said: "We are not here for plastic surgery. A friend of mine just came in and we came to her. ”

The security guard said, "You mean the bald one-armed lady who came in just now! I guess she's in the plastic surgery room now." Let's go, I'll take you there. ”

Anyway, step by step, I want to lead the way for Yuan Bao and the Eight Great Steel.