Chapter 19 Chapter 1 Listening to Books in Shichao Village
Just as Yuan Bao was resting, he suddenly heard the sound of selling in the official road. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
I only heard a male voice shouting: "Gold rings, silver rings, pig iron rings, all kinds of pig nose rings." Wearing a nose ring is youthful, and not wearing a nose ring is in vainγγγγγγ β
Yuan Bao, who was resting, was woken up by the sound of hawking, and Yuan Bao suddenly jumped out of the wild grass on the side of the road, blocking the way of the nose ring vendor.
The nose ring peddler thought that Yuan Bao was a robber in the way, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "This human brother, for the sake of the same kind, you can let me go and let me go! β
Yuan Bao took the silver nose ring and said in his heart: "Does he treat me as a robber in the way?"
Thinking of this, Yuan Bao took out the bricks and said to the vendor: "This alone is not enough, I have to ask you another question." If you answer truthfully, I can do without this nose ring, and let you go immediately. If you don't answer truthfully, I will whistle, and the brothers in front of me will probably not leave you a single corpse!"
The peddler nodded and promised: "Whenever the eldest brother asks, the younger brother will answer truthfully, and he will never hide half a sentence!"
Yuan Bao nodded and asked the peddler, "You have traveled all over the world in business, do you know where Ziyun Mountain is?"
The hawker looked at the front and back of the official road, and saw that the official road was deserted and there was no one.
The peddler asked in a low voice, "What did the eldest brother ask Ziyun Mountain for?"
Yuan Bao said: "Don't ask about this!"
The peddler whispered: "Big brother, do you want to sell the news to those black-robed rangers? It is said that those black-robed rangers bid very high, and whoever meets them will be able to make a fortune!"
Yuan Bao shook his head and said, "What black-robed ranger? I don't know." All you have to do is tell me where Ziyun Mountain is. β
The peddler smiled at Yuan Bao and said, "If you ask someone, they won't tell you." But good thing you met me. I'm a businessman, and in addition to money, I talk about other hurtful feelings. I have a hand-drawn map of the Pitcher Star here. It was handed down to me by my ancestors. The map shows not only the location of Ziyun Mountain, but also the location of Shichao Town, where the pig anal fissure lives. If you buy a new version of the map over the years, none of these locations are marked. If the eldest brother really gives me back my silver nose ring, let me pass. Then reward me a little more, and I'll give you this map. β
Yuan Bao nodded and said, "Yes." But you can't fool me with a fake map!"
The peddler patted his chest and promised: "The map is true, and there is nothing wrong with it!"
As he spoke, the peddler took the map out of his arms and handed it to Yuan Bao.
Yuan Bao took the map and handed the silver nose ring and some gold and silver to the vendor.
When the peddler saw the gold and silver rewarded by Yuan Bao, he said happily: "Thank you, big brother! Thank you, big brother!"
Yuan Bao just looked at the map carefully and didn't pay attention to the peddler.
After a while, the vendor saw Yuan Bao finish reading. He nodded to Yuan Bao and said, "Big Brother Map has checked it, it is true that it will not be wrong at all! If there is nothing else, can the younger brother leave now?"
Yuan Bao rolled up the map and nodded, "Let's go!"
The peddler thanked Yuan Bao again and left quickly.
Yuan Bao had a map of Ziyun Mountain, so he immediately flew to Ziyun Mountain.
When he came to Ziyun Mountain, Yuan Bao found the location of Shichao Town according to the map.
When Yuan Bao came to Shichao Town, a group of children were playing at the entrance of the village.
Yuan Bao asked one of the little girls of the pig clan, "Little girl, this is Shichao Town?"
The little girl stared at Yuan Bao with big watery eyes and said, "If you want to stay in the hotel, this is Shichao Town." If you inquire about the whereabouts of the pig's anal fissure, not here. β
Yuan Bao nodded and smiled: "It seems that this is really Shichao Town." β
The little girl was surprised, "How do you know?"
Yuan Bao smiled: "I guess." β
The little girl asked Yuan Baodao, "Then do you want to stay in the hotel?"
Yuan Bao nodded and said, "I want to live." β
When the little girl heard this, she immediately became happy.
The little girl said to a few friends who were playing together, "You play first, and I'll be back in a while." β
After speaking, the little girl took Yuan Bao's hand and happily walked towards the inn opened by her family.
The two of them had not gone far, and a few little boys who had been playing with the little girl just now said, "Cortana, you can hurry up." We are waiting for you!"
Cortana turned around and shouted, "Okay, I'll be back right away." β
With that, Xiao Na pulled Yuan Bao and trotted up.
As soon as she entered the town, Cortana shouted happily: "Mom and Dad, someone wants to stay in the hotel." Mom and Dad, someone wants to stay in the hotel......"
Not long after, Yuan Bao went to the "What Inn" opened by his family under the leadership of Xiao Na.
At this time, there were black-robed drinkers sitting in the lobby of the inn, and when they heard Xiao Na's shout, they all looked back at Yuan Bao.
Cortana's mother saw Cortana bring another guest back at the counter, took a doughnut, and smiled and handed it to Cortana as a reward.
Cortana took the doughnut and licked it very preciously.
While licking, Cortana ran outside the village to find her friends.
Yuan Bao understood at this time that Xiao Na's mother was asking Xiao Na to pull customers outside the village to grab business.
Yuan Bao praised Xiao Na's mother with a thumbs up: "The boss lady really has a hand in educating children!"
Cortana's mother smiled and said, "Little child, when you say that there is a reward, you are more serious than adults!
Yuan Bao didn't think about it and said: "Any standard is fine, just come to any room." β
Cortana's mother smiled, "Then it should be of a medium standard." I see that the guest officer's coat is shabby, do you need me to call the tailor next door and tailor a set for the object?"
Yuan Bao thought about it and said, "It's okay." β
Unexpectedly, Yuan Bao's voice fell, and Xiao Na's mother walked out of the counter with a soft ruler.
Xiao Na's mother, who walked out of the counter, began to measure Yuan Bao very skillfully.
Yuan Bao was surprised: "Boss lady, this is?"
Cortana's mother smiled, "I'll tell you the truth, the tailor next door is me." β
After measuring the size, Xiao Na's mother asked Yuan Baodao: "I see that the guest officer's hairstyle is unkempt, do you want me to ask the barber opposite to help the guest officer trim his hair?"
Yuan Bao nodded and said, "Yes, but the barber on the other side should still be you, right?"
Xiao Na's mother poked Yuan Bao's temple with her finger and laughed: "Ghost clever, you guessed it." The barber was indeed my dad. β
After that, I heard Cortana's mother shouting at the barber shop opposite, "Dad, it's business!"
I heard an old voice answer, "Okay, come right away." β
Not long after, I saw an old man of the pig clan with a guy and came to some inn in a leisurely manner.
The old man bowed his back, coughed twice, looked up at Yuan Bao and said, "Guest officer, do you want a haircut?"
Yuan Bao saw that the old man was not only swaying, but also his eyes were not very good.
Yuan Bao hesitated: "Old man, you are so old, can you do this job of haircut?"
I saw that the old man did not answer, but took out a comb and a pair of scissors from his waist. Then the old man raised his hands above his head and waved them at his hair for a while.
After a while, I saw the old man instantly cut his long hair into a small flat head.
Yuan Bao took a closer look and praised the old man: "Xiao Pingtou is very good!"
The old man pursed his lips and said with conceit in his laughter: "Blind shaving, with real skills! Although I am old, don't I hear that 'the old man is in wait, and his ambition is thousands of miles.' The martyrs are in their twilight years, and their hearts are strong'?"
After hearing this, Yuan Bao admired: "Okay! The old gentleman said it well! It seems that Jiang is still old and spicy, and the head will be handed over to you today." β
The old man nodded, moved a stool to the corner of the hall and said, "Please sit down objectively." β
Half an hour later, Yuan Bao cut his hair. The old man recommended to Yuan Bao: "After the haircut, it is the most suitable for bathing and rubbing the back massage." Do you want the old man to serve the guest officer to wash and rub it?"
Yuan Bao was surprised: "Old gentleman, you?"
When the old man heard this, he was unhappy and said, "What, do you think the old man is too old to do it?"
After that, the old man took off his shirt in an instant, closed his eyes, and waved his hands to rub wildly on his chest, back and back, only to listen to the "bang, bang, bang" countless gray bumps The old man rubbed off his body and fell to the ground.
A few tables of black-robed diners in the hall saw it, disgusted and left the table, went back to the house, and went out to shop.
After some scrubbing, the old man smiled conceitedly at Yuan Bao: "Blind rubbing, with real skills! Although I am old, don't I hear that 'the old man is in wait, and his ambition is thousands of miles.' The martyrs are in their twilight years, and their hearts are strong'?"
Seeing this, Yuan Bao considered the age of the people, and it was not easy to receive a customer.
So Yuan Bao agreed to let the old man serve him to wash and rub.
After taking a bath and massage, Yuan Bao asked the old man: "The junior has a sensitive question and wants to ask Mr. Pig." I just don't know if the old gentleman dares to answer?"
Mr. Pig said angrily: "What, do you think the old man is too timid when he is old?"
After that, I saw that the pig stopped massaging, closed his eyes, and kept saying: "The manor of the pig's anal fissure is in the forty-third courtyard." He's not at home now just because he's taken refuge in the back mountains. What are you doing hiding in the back mountains? It's because Heavenly Court is looking for his senior sister Sun Wukong. And Sun Wukong is breaking through the critical time of cultivation in recent years. When I was a kid, I peeked at my next-door neighbor taking a shower. When I was young, I had a leg with Mrs. Li in the east of the village. ......β
As soon as the pig said that he had no head, Yuan Bao learned the information he needed and shouted at him to stop.
After being interrupted by Yuan Bao, the old pig smiled conceitedly: "Dare to say, with real guts! After decades of telling the truth, the guest officer can rest assured." Although I am old, don't I hear that 'the old man is in wait, and his ambition is thousands of miles.' The martyrs are in their twilight years, and their hearts are full of strength'? If there are any questions, please ask them objectively. β
Yuan Bao nodded and said, "You basically finished what I wanted to ask." I just don't know where the pig anal fissure and the Monkey King are hidden in the back mountain?"
When Mr. Pig heard what Yuan Bao said, he suddenly got up, gave himself two ear scrapers, and blamed himself: "Look at my mouth, why are you so unwinded!"
As he spoke, the pig pushed the door open.
Yuan Bao listened to the self-blame of the old pig outside the door gradually disappearing, and said in his heart: "I can't delay, now I will go to the back mountain to look for it." β
Yuan Bao said to go, a portal opened, and he went to the back mountain.
The back mountain of Ziyun Mountain is very big, and after Yuan Bao arrived at the back mountain, he floated in the air, looking at the endless forest and mountains under his feet, and he didn't know where to start.
Yuan Bao simply flew back and forth over the endless mountains and forests, looking down and observing during the flight.
Yuan Bao flew back and forth around the mountain to observe several times, and checked almost every lake and cave, but found nothing and returned in vain.
After returning, Yuan Bao sat on the edge of the bed in his room in the inn, and said bitterly: "Isn't it possible that I want to check every tree and every stone? If this is the case, I must die of exhaustion! Rather than die of exhaustion, it is better to sleep well and die of sleep!"
Thinking of this, Yuan Bao lay on the bed, covered his head and slew.
Yuan Bao slept until noon the next day.
After waking up, Yuan Bao had nothing to do, so he went downstairs to wander the streets.
When he arrived on the street, Yuan Bao noticed that the townspeople of Shichao Town would put a stone trough at the door of every house.
When it's time to eat, the sows in the house pour the prepared meals into the stone trough. Then the family gathered in a circle, lying on the edge of the stone trough, head to head in the stone trough and competing for food.
Seeing the sweet eating of the townspeople in Shichao Town, Yuan Bao remembered the Yuling Xinyu Butterfly Qiaoyi.
Thinking of the three of them, Yuan Bao's mood began to be low.
If the three of them are alive, I am afraid that they will become the envy of others.
Just when Yuan Bao was sad, a storyteller at the corner of the intersection stretched out his hand and plucked the three strings, and clicked the brush board on his toes.
Yuan Bao loved to listen to books in his previous life, and when he saw someone saying books, his heart suddenly became excited.
Yuan Bao, who was in a better mood, walked quickly towards the storyteller.
As Yuan Bao walked, he listened to the storyteller singing:
"Plucked the three strings and set the tone, and the story in my heart told the blind date. The little blind came from Chenjiagou, and a group of bandits killed his parents.
The little blind nurse was gouged out, and there was no daylight in front of her eyes from then on. It's hard to go back to the bottom of the world, and I don't know when it's the head!
said that his background was not for money, but for begging for a bowl of porridge. After drinking, the storytelling is more energetic, and it makes the guest officer laugh and breathe!
......β
Yuan Bao was very pitiful when he heard this storyteller, and his heart was sour, so he hurriedly ran back to the inn and asked the proprietress for four dishes, one soup and one basket of steamed buns.
Waiting for the boss to bring the food, Yuan Bao asked the storyteller to eat first, and then talk after eating.
But a group of bear children listening to the book shouted impatiently: "Don't you say it, get out of our town!"
Another bear child said: "Let him eat, kill him when he finishes eating, and kill him if he can't finish eating!"
Another bear child shouted, "Eat like a pig, it's a shame to be so old!"
......
Yuan Bao couldn't bear it anymore at this time, and yelled at a group of bear children: "Shut up all of you! Say that the storyteller is a pig, aren't you a pig? If you can't eat enough, where does the gentleman get the strength to continue to say to you? You can't see the money in vain like you, wouldn't the storyteller starve to death a long time ago? You bear children still have the face to scold! If anyone makes any more noise, get out of the way, and you are not allowed to listen to a word again!"
At this time, the storyteller, who was leaning over and gobbling up, heard Yuan Bao stretching for himself, and somehow, he had always thought that he was as strong as iron, and he couldn't help crying bitterly.
The crying storyteller's face twitched, and snot and tears flowed onto the steamed bun that was placed on his mouth.
Somehow, since the moment Yuan Bao spoke for himself, the grievances in Mr. Storyteller's heart for decades were like an embankment, which could no longer be stopped, and it was vented at once.
Mr. Storyteller's crying was not because of the suffering he experienced, but Yuan Bao's simple words to defend himself, which made him feel too warm, too moved, and too happy!
A group of bear children were happy to hear this, but when they saw that the storyteller had not only wasted time eating, but now they were crying again.
The bear children couldn't hold back again, and scolded the storyteller:
"Dead blind, cry what are you crying!"
"Don't talk about getting out, don't cry in our town!"
"My mother said that seeing a blind man crying will bring bad luck, let's go quickly, stay away from him!"
The other bear children nodded their heads and ran out of town to play.
Yuan Bao watched a group of bear children leave their backs, shook his head and sighed: "The current children are really uneducated!"
After the bear children left, Yuan Bao was going to step forward to comfort him.
But what Yuan Bao didn't expect was. The time for the storyteller to vent his emotions was as fast as his eating! Before Yuan Bao could comfort him, the old man adjusted his emotions by himself.
I saw the old man wipe his nose and tears with his tattered oil-stained sleeves, plucked the three strings, clicked the brush plate, and then played and sang:
"Just now, the little blind was a little out of shape, and I hope the guest officers will not be surprised! There is a bowl of steamed buns and vegetables and salty soup, and the little blind has eaten and ...... the kindness of the guest officers."