Chapter 127: Just kidding?
Aptophobia is a phobia that is afraid to look at something very sharp (mostly female). I feel very glaring about things with sharp points such as pencil tips and compasses, and I feel very uncomfortable to look at. It is a mental illness that arises inexplicably due to the fear that oneself or someone else will be harmed by these pointed objects. It can be a serious burden on the psyche, and this fear is often counterintuitive.
Although it does not look like a disease, in fact, this symptom can bring serious obstacles to the patient's psyche, so it is important to seek treatment from a psychologist in time, usually with systematic desensitization therapy......
Ximenqing didn't actually suffer from sharp object phobia, but he did hate being pointed at him. It is very rude to point fingers at others with your hands at will, and Ximenqing said this casually in order to express his dissatisfaction. He is trying to beat this forbidden captain who sees the wind and makes the rudder, and slaps the horse with a whisker and an excuse to find at will~
Regardless of whether these soldiers understood the phobia of sharp objects or not, Ximen Qing let go of the hand holding Ouyang Lanfu and took a step. Everyone around them only felt a flower in front of them, and the man in white in the field split into four and rushed into the forbidden army.
Everyone thought they had seen a ghost, so they hurriedly rubbed their eyes and looked again, there were still four people!
Only a chaotic sound of "soldiers" and "clangs" was heard, and in just a few breaths, all the spears in the hands of more than 20 forbidden soldiers were confiscated by Ximenqing.
Punched down the captain of the forbidden army, Ximen Qing raised his foot and stepped on his chest, without waiting for him to exhale pain, took out his head and waist card, lit it in front of his eyes, and said handsomely: "Open your dog's eyes, take a good look at what this is!"
The captain of the forbidden army received two punches from Ximenqing, and now he was still a little confused, and subconsciously looked at the thing in Ximenqing's hand, his eyes gradually focused, and he saw the handwriting on it.
All heads!
The captain of the forbidden army couldn't help but be shocked, this person was a forbidden soldier like himself, and his position was one level higher than himself. There are more than 100,000 forbidden soldiers in the Beijing Division, and there are not 1,000 but 800 heads, so it is normal for him not to know Ximenqing.
Since ancient times, the hierarchical system of the army has been extremely strict, and there is only one rank between the head and the captain, and that is also the difference in status, and the following offenses will be punished by military law......!
"Oops, this is really a big flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't know the family anymore. The captain of the forbidden army reacted quickly enough, and hurriedly complimented Ximen Qing to come, "The humble man is clumsy, and he didn't recognize Lord Dutou, this time Dutou is worth the lesson......!
"Don't be verbose!" Ximen Qing would not be floated up by his casual words, I saw that his face was cold, and he drank the compliments of the team leader, and added a little strength under his feet.
The team leader was stepped on by Ximen Qing, his face turned red, and he naturally didn't have the strength to say another word. The other twenty or so forbidden soldiers were also very embarrassed when they saw this, and it was not the captain who stepped forward to save him, and it was not the same thing to stand like this and do nothing, so he had to look at Ximenqing and listen to what he said.
Ximen Qing looked sideways at Ouyang Lanfu and said slowly, "She is my friend." We were playing on the streets, and we stumbled into this place by mistake, and we were about to leave, but we met Gao Yanei, a scoundrel. You also heard him insult my friend as a fireworks woman, why should I teach him a lesson? Is he missing an arm or a leg?
But in order to please this guy, you came to arrest me indiscriminately. Nian Zaier and others are also soldiers of the Great Song Dynasty, I will not deal with you here, but I will definitely report this matter to the palace marshal's mansion, you can do it yourself!"
When the captain of the forbidden army heard this, his face turned pale with fright, he hugged the foot that Ximen Qing stepped on on him, and told him again and again: "Humble duty knows that you are wrong! You know that you are wrong! Please raise your head high and give your humble post another chance." ”
When he saw that Ximenqing was unmoved, he blinked his eyes a few times, squeezed out a tear, and cried: "There is an eighty-year-old mother in the small family, and there are no brothers and sisters below. If the younger one goes to prison and suffers some hardships, it is still a trivial matter, and the old mother at home will definitely starve to death if there is no one to take care of him...... Please be merciful to your subordinates! I will not dare to be inferior next time......"
The more he said that he was still in the play, and in the end it was already a handful of snot and tears, and it felt as if he was going to Huangquan Road immediately, and Ximen Qing was the unsympathetic black-faced Bao Gong~
Ximen Qing frowned, quickly put away his legs, and let go of the forbidden captain. It's not that Ximenqing was moved by this guy's affectionate words, but he was afraid that his pants would get his big snot.
Ximenqing said helplessly: "Okay! Okay! This is not a talent show, what are you howling about? I won't report it......
Hearing this, not only the team was relieved, but the two dozen or so forbidden soldiers next to them also breathed a long sigh of relief.
Gao Yanai saw it and knew that he must have kicked an iron plate today. This guy is also a little clever, he used to run rampant on the street, no one dared to talk back to himself, and the man in white in front of him was just a small head, and he beat himself when he knew that he was the son of Gao Yu, then he must also be a person with a deep background, or the backer behind him is not afraid of his own Lao Tzu, or even his own Lao Tzu's political enemy!
So if you don't slip now, when will you wait?
Gao Yanei didn't care about the five subordinates who had already been frightened by Ximenqing's demeanor, he turned around quietly, wanting to hide in the crowd, and then took the opportunity to escape.
Ximen Qingliu's knowledge is not only keen, how can a little action in Gao Ya escape his eyes?
There happened to be an egg-sized stone under his feet, and Ximen Qing kicked it according to Gao Yanei. I saw that this stone drew an internal rotation, bypassing the two forbidden soldiers, and accurately hit the bend of Gao Ya's inner leg.
Gao Yanei let out a painful cry and fell to his knees. His five family members were so frightened that they hurriedly stepped forward to support him.
"As soon as we met, why did Yanai leave in such a hurry?" In the blink of an eye, Ximenqing had already come to Gao Yanei, looking down at him with his head down, his eyes like torches: "The friendship between you and me has not been finished yet!"
Gao Ya was sweating profusely, and stumbled and said: "I drank too much today, and I made a little joke with Your Excellency, and I ask my brother not to take it ......seriously."
Ximenqing looked down at the palm print of his palm, and said meaningfully: "Drink too much? Are you kidding?
Gao Yanei was originally a wrongdoer, and when he heard this, he also lost his temper: "Don't deceive people too much! My father is an official of the imperial court, and you won't get any good results if you go against me!"
Gao Yanei wanted to put down some more cruel words, but he heard a loud shout from a distance: "Who is making trouble here?
Everyone turned their heads to look at the door of Manchunhong, a man wearing a gold-edged Shu embroidered robe and a brown luan belt around his waist was walking here. This person has a large round face, a nose bridge, a pair of attractive ears, and a goat's whisker under his chin. With a gloomy face and a gloomy temperament, he must be a cold-blooded person.