Chapter 13: Dao Realm Experiences (Part II)
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The situation of the enemy and me is still obvious, and now it is four words: the enemy is strong and I am weak, and Jingzi is perfectly wrapped in dumplings. The process was very peaceful, there was no bloodshed, and there was no super-level battle with a dozen or ten strange existences, and there were no mysterious people passing by here to come to the rescue. Jing Zi and his grandfather Jing Qi didn't even make any radical moves to escape or resist, they were so quiet, quietly standing there like a beautiful man, waiting to be made dumplings by others, and they rushed to this cooperative attitude, which was also enough to be qualified to receive a good citizen certificate.
But who knows the suffering of Jingzi and Jingqi, it's not that the two of them don't want to escape, but that there are too many people on the other side. If you just run away and leave your back to the enemy, you will definitely die a miserable and desolate death. What's even more terrifying is that the result on the death report will be written like this: The deceased died due to the chrysanthemum breaking and bleeding. It's embarrassing, it's embarrassing, it's embarrassing, it's embarrassing, it's embarrassing, it's important, say it three times. Well, you don't understand what chrysanthemums mean? Don't you really understand? Wow, you're so pure! I'm so pure.
Jing Zi and Jing Qi are both old birds who have fought on the battlefield, so naturally they will not make such low-level mistakes. Of course, they don't want their death report to say: Died of broken chrysanthemums and bleeding.
And the second wave of searchers on the other side, composed of disciples from the disciples of the major top forces, did not dare to take it lightly. just slowly surrounded the two of them, and didn't do anything else hostile.
With the mentality that the enemy doesn't move, I won't move, Jing Zi and his grandfather Jing Qi also looked at each other motionlessly. The two sides confronted each other like this, staring at each other with wide eyes, and neither speaking nor communicating.
Time passed minute by minute, and now every second seemed as long as a century for Kyozo and Kyoki. It seems that Einstein's theory of relativity also exists in this world. The two of them were also getting more and more anxious, and when they looked at each other, the two of them saw the anxiety in each other's eyes. There were already a lot of vague figures on the sea in the distance, that is, the first wave of searchers composed of disciples of the top powers, who rushed here in a hurry after receiving the news of the second wave of searchers. Looking at the first wave of searchers who were about to arrive, the two of them knew that they could not go down again, or they would really never be able to leave again.
Seeing the second wave of searchers who were about to arrive for support, the mood was diametrically opposed to that of Jing Zi and the two of them. The second wave of searchers was very happy, although their cultivators had the upper hand, but there was no one in charge.
The highest-ranking person in this group of searchers is just a deacon, and even some disciples in his own force can't control it, not to mention that this group of searchers is still a mixed formation composed of disciples from several forces, and it is simply impossible to command, and it is not easy to surround Jingzi and Jingqi.
What they let go of is not only their own hearts, but also their vigilance against Jing Zi and the others. The time when a person's defense is the lowest is when he is about to win, just as it is the truth that man is the most sleepy at dawn. Not to mention that the disciples of these top forces originally looked down on loose cultivators like Jingqi.
In fact, this kind of thing is known to anyone with a little combat experience, Jing Zi knows, Jing Qi knows, and the second wave of investigators also knows.
But there are some things that you can't prevent if you want to, otherwise there wouldn't be so many heroes and heroes planted on seemingly ridiculous little things. There won't be so many virtuous gentlemen who will be clean and clean when they are old.
Everybody can be an afterthought, and that's because you know the right way things are going to turn out and push back. But when you're in that environment, all you get is the information you have, and you don't even have the information, and you don't necessarily make better decisions in that case.
Now those second-wave investigators are in such a situation, they all know that they can't let their guard down, and they all know that only the one who has the last laugh is the ultimate winner, and they are also vigilant, but this so-called heightened vigilance is just what those second-wave searchers think. For the second wave of searchers, it is already a very vigilant encirclement, and in the eyes of Jing Zi, it is a joke full of loopholes.
The routine appeared, all eyes were on it, it was spurned, and the tried and tested routine finally appeared. Jing Zi and Jing Qi took advantage of the second wave of searchers to increase their vigilance and forcibly broke out of their encirclement, for which the two of them also added a lot of new wounds, looking extremely embarrassed, like a little girl who was about to be raped, that poor one.
Jing Zi and Jing Qi ran ahead, and the second wave of searchers composed of more than thirty disciples of the top forces chased after them, like wild wolves chasing their prey. The South China Sea Survival Chase has officially begun. It's a pity that this South China Sea survival chase race with life first, competition second, and friendship third didn't last long, and it ended with Jing Zi and Jing Qi being blocked on the South China Sea again.
The ones who blocked Jing Zi and Jing Qi were the eyeliners who were guarding the Dao Pool at the beginning, and after they were jumped off by Jing Zi and Jing Qi, they also learned from the pain and deeply reflected on and analyzed their mistakes. This time, they did not catch up from behind with the other searchers, but roundabout towards Jing Zi and the two of them from other directions, in order to block Jing Zi's retreat. They can't escape into the vast South China Sea.
"Run, you're running, Malegobi, I see you two little bunnies can run there this time. Aren't you very good at running?"
The eyeliners who caught Jing Zi and Jing Qi again were very happy, and they washed away the shame of losing their prey and made a name for themselves. A short-tempered and impatient eyeliner didn't hold back on the spot, and directly burst into foul language, as if only explosive foul language could express his inner excitement and happiness.
As soon as Jing Zi and Jing Qi stopped, the second wave of searchers who were chasing after them also surrounded them, and the encirclement, which was originally loose, suddenly became extremely tight. No matter how surrounded you are a fly, you can't even think of escaping, no, this metaphor is not right here, it should be said that even a giant dragon can easily escape. After a while, the heads of the top forces also arrived.
"Fellow Daoist, why are you avoiding us like this? The one who asked was an old man with a white beard. Lao Dao has a loud voice, a tall figure, wearing a gossip robe, and holding a whisk in his hand, at first glance, he is not a good person.
"Don't you think this is ridiculous? You are so menacing, my grandfather and I are so low-minded, so naturally we don't dare to meet you and Dao Chief, and if you don't hide, do you have to meet yourself? ”
Jing Zi saw that there was no way out, so she had no scruples, and replied very shamefully.
"Daring, what is your identity, and you dare to talk to the hall master of our Ten Thousand Immortals Hall like this. A middle-aged man behind Lao Dao scolded Jing Zi. In the eyes of the middle-aged man, Jing Zi was extremely unreasonable, and a newcomer who had just ascended like an ant dared to talk to the hall master of the Ten Thousand Immortal Palace, the top force in the Dao Realm. What qualifications does he have to do that, he's just an ant.
Glancing at the middle-aged man, Jing Zi smiled disdainfully. Lao Tzu can't even save his life now, and he still talks about the etiquette of a fart and the dignity of a fart. Could it be that you can let us go when Lao Tzu talks about etiquette? Can you let us go if Lao Tzu bows and bows?" "Dao Chief, when the two of us are talking, can anyone else interject? I don't think the upbringing of this Ten Thousand Immortals Hall is not very good!"
Liu Tuo, the hall master of the Ten Thousand Immortals Palace, glared at his disciple and said, "This is because I am not strict with my disciples, please don't take it to heart." ”
The middle-aged man who was glared at by Liu Tuo knew that he had slapped the horse's hooves, and he also shrank his head and didn't dare to talk nonsense.
"I don't know what the two of them are looking for me for?" The kindness released by Liu Tuo is effective, and Jing Zi is not easy to ignore and forgive, after all, Liu Tuo's cultivation status is there, far from being comparable to Jing Zi.
"Fellow Daoist, but from the human world? We just want to know something about the human realm from Daoyou. ”
Hearing Liu Tuo's words, Jing Zi's heart was alive. Because he found a chance to live, "I don't know, what things does the Taoist want to know about the human world?"
"We want to know if anything big or strange has happened in the human world in the recent past. After Liu Tuo and the principals of several other top forces who came together exchanged their opinions with each other's eyes, Liu Tuo finally asked.
Jing Zi looked at Liu Tuo with the corner of his mouth and said, "Dao Chief, I don't think this is the place to talk, why don't we move to the sea over there and talk in detail?"
The person in charge of these top forces is not an old fox, but a top cunning person. Before Jing Zi's words were finished, they knew what kind of small abacus Jing Zi had to do. It's just that Jing Zi doesn't worry about them, afraid that they will kill people and kill them, and wants to leave a way back for himself. This little trick has been played by them for I don't know how many years. In other words: As soon as you kid pouts his ass, I know what Yoneda Gong you are going to come.
For Jing Zi's little bit of caution, Liu Tuo said that he didn't take it to heart, in his opinion, ants are ants, no matter how smart the ant is, with the strength of the ants themselves, they can't stop the elephant. So he readily agreed, "Yes, let's go to sea." Liu Tuo's answer, the principals of those top forces did not object. Their thoughts are the same as Liu Tuo's, they all think that even if Jing Zi goes to the sea, he can't escape their palms.
"Then thank you, Grandpa, let's go to the sea!" Jing Zi also knew that it might not be possible to escape when it reached the sea, but the chance of escaping would increase a little, and it would be good to be a little bigger, even if it was only one in 10,000.
In this way, a strange sight appeared, and the Jingzi Kyoki and the encirclement that surrounded them slowly moved towards the sea as if they were dancing again.
After moving to the shallow sea, the encirclement stopped. Although Liu Tuo and the others are not worried about Jingzi and Jingqi running away, it is better to be on guard after all. This shows the difference between the principals of the forces and those ordinary disciples, as old foxes, they know a truth, and the lion fights the rabbit with all his strength.
"Now that you're at sea, you can always say it this time!" Liu Tuo shook off the dust in his hand and looked at Jing Zi and said.
"That's nature, and I'll tell you the truth. Jing Zi said to Liu Tuo and the others seriously, "There is indeed a big event in the human world recently......
Before Jing Zi finished speaking, there was a change. A piece of paper flew out of Jing Zi's Qiankun ring, to be precise, it was a letter, that is, when he was in the human world, Jing Zi asked Zhang Chen to write a letter of recommendation to him, originally this letter of recommendation Jing Zi was intended to be used in the Upper Five Realms.
Because when Jing Zi was in the human realm, he thought that Zhang Chen was the emperor of the Upper Five Realms, so he risked being disgusted by Zhang Chen to ask for it, and at that time he thought that with only this letter of recommendation, he could get a good position in the Upper Five Realms.
But when I arrived at the Dao Realm, I learned from the mouth of the Jingqi that this was not after the Upper Five Realms. Jing Zi subjectively thought that this was not the Middle World but a remote small world, Zhang Chen deceived him, and Zhang Chen was not an emperor, but when he was in the human world, he cast a spell that even he couldn't find and deceived him.
Obviously, this is an idea that is extremely inconsistent with the facts, and there are many mistakes in it, just like the identity of Emperor Zhang Chen is real rather than fake, and this world is also a middle world rather than a remote world.
Coincidentally, because he was on the run, Jingqi didn't give Jing Zi a detailed explanation, and his words greatly deepened Jing Zi's misunderstanding. So much so that Jing Zi didn't take the letter of recommendation Zhang Chen wrote to him to heart.
The Buddha said that if you sow cause and effect, what kind of cause you plant will bear what kind of fruit. Originally, Jing Zi only had to show the letter of recommendation written by Zhang Chen to him as soon as he arrived in the upper realm, as he envisioned in the human world, and pretended to be forced to take the official position. In fact, if Jing Zi really did that, the effect is estimated to be better.
However, when he saw the eyeliner, he didn't show Zhang Chen's recommendation letter directly because he was nervous, so that it triggered a series of things later.
But fortunately, what should have happened will happen, otherwise Jing Zi, who got the recommendation letter but didn't use it, was afraid that she would cry and faint in the toilet.