Chapter Seventy-Four: Foolish Laughter

The kick that Sun Wumao flew over made the anger in his heart calm down a lot. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

In fact, when he was sure that the man in white was his physical body, his mood was still quite excited, and he kept looking for his physical body, but he didn't expect to bump into him by chance on the road today, it was really effortless, but the anger was still more than the excitement, that day he fell from the sky and passed through the bottomless boat, and the physical body left him without even saying hello, so that he even suspected that his physical body had already been fed to the fish.

Sun Wu cat stood at the bottom of the slope and scolded his body, Sha Wuyu saw that the body was about to sink to the bottom of the river, and hurriedly went into the river to try to rescue it ashore, but her strength was limited, so she couldn't drag it with all her might, and Zhu Bagou saw this and hurriedly went into the river to help, and the two of them worked together to rescue the body back down the slope.

The flesh was lying at the bottom of the slope, his eyes were still hollow like dead fish, his mouth kept squirting water outward, his stomach was bulging, and it seemed that he had poured water into it.

Sun Wumao glared at his body, with both indignation and pity in his heart, he said: "Look at your useless appearance, really shame my Sun Wucat, just you, you are also worthy of being my body?"

Sha Wuyu hurriedly stepped forward to comfort Sun Wumao: "Wumao, you first dissipate your anger, it should be a happy thing to find the body, what kind of anger are you moving!"

Tang Sanzang also stepped forward: "Sun Protector, you see that your body is intact as before, what are you doing by kicking it, you look at the poor monk, the body may have already become the feces of the thousand-year-old dragon catfish, compared with the poor monk, you can steal the fun!"

Sun Wumao shook his head again and again: "Alas! Shame, shame!"

Zhu Bagou said: "Oh, it's okay, don't you just pour a few mouthfuls of water into your stomach, what's so embarrassing, you don't know how many slaps you have received from that fishtail, your body doesn't think you're ashamed, you still think your body is ashamed!"

Sun Wumao said: "It's not a question of whether it can water, you look at its eyes and expression!"

Zhu Bagou glanced at it and replied: "It's just that his eyes are a little dull, and his expression is a little dull!"

"Eight dogs, when have you ever seen me like this? It looks like this, eighty percent of it has been brainwashed by the Demon Tyrant! It is not me for a long time!"

The slow-moving big white turtle also surrounded at this time, and Sha Wuyu asked, "By the way, old turtle, do you have a way to make the body and shadow of the Wu cat merge together?"

The big white turtle was puzzled: "I'm afraid this is a little difficult, the world in this Huanying Jian is a world where the body and the shadow are separated, who do you see when looking in the mirror is not the one inside the mirror, the other outside the mirror? Where is there a saying that the body outside the mirror and the shadow in the mirror are combined, I have never heard of the old turtle in 20,000 years of life!"

Sun Wumao interjected: "Wuyu, old turtle, you two don't have to worry about me, I, Sun Wucat, disdain to be in the company of this brainwashed, thoughtless walking corpse, you look at its empty eyes, is that me? How could I be it?!

Sha Wuyu was just about to reply to him, but Tang Sanzang interjected: "Hey~ Sun Protector's words are bad, bad! In this world of Huanyingjian, you are a shadow, replacing your physical body, this is true! But if you get out of this Huanyingjian and return to the outside world, you are just a shadow, how should you exist? These are all what you told the poor monk before, and now the poor monk has brought it to persuade you, it is better to find a way to put it together earlier, return your mind to your physical body, and you can be its shadow quietly! Don't tell the poor monk that Sun Protector doesn't plan to go out, and he doesn't plan to go to the Tang Dynasty to teach the true scriptures in the Tang Dynasty at the behalf!"

Sun Wumao's anger subsided a little, he glanced at the body that was still lying on the ground, the water in its stomach had almost vomited, and said: "Hey, Elder Tang, in fact, I was angry just now, and I just said some angry words, it's not that I don't want to be the shadow in my flesh mirror anymore, didn't the old turtle just say that it has lived for 20,000 years and has never seen it together!"

Tang Sanzang squeezed his eyebrows at the big white turtle, and said to Sun Wumao: "If you haven't seen it, it doesn't mean that you don't have to, you always have to think about it!"

The old turtle echoed: "Yes, yes, yes!"

Sun Wumao looked at Tang Sanzang and the Great White Turtle, and said, "Elder Tang, Old Turtle, why are you looking at me like this? Why do you make it as if you want to kill the flesh, didn't I say it, it's all angry words, I want it back more than you!"

Tang Sanzang and the Great White Turtle saw Sun Wumao say this, looked at each other, and were speechless.

Sun Wu Cat came to the side of the body, leaned down to look at its empty eyes, and called, "Sun Wu Cat, do you know who I am?"

The flesh glanced up and down at Sun Wu Cat with its dull gaze, and saw that he was dressed in white clothes and white boots, almost exactly the same as the clothes of their group, and it smirked and spoke stiffly:

"Hey...... Hey...... What are you doing here...... Why don't you go down to the river and look for the fish's head...... Beware of losing it and delaying the sacrifice...... The Buddha is going to blame you again......"

"Fish head, Buddha, worship to the sky?" Sun Wumao heard these three words, and the big black fish that attacked them in the river instantly appeared in his mind, and he involuntarily linked these three words together, and said in his heart that the 'fish head' was used by the 'Buddha' to 'worship the sky'? He pulled up the wet neck of the body, looked at its dull eyes and asked: "Which fish head did you ask me to find? Which door of heaven do you want me to worship? Which Buddha wants to blame me?"

"Hey...... Hey...... The fish head is the fish head that escaped into the river...... It is this heaven on our heads that is sacrificed...... The Buddha is the Buddha of this world...... There is no doorman......"

"In this way, the Buddha wanted to sacrifice the fish head to the sky, but it escaped, and you and those people in white came to catch the fish head?"

"Hey...... Hey hey ......"

"Why did they go into the river, but you were the only one who withdrew?"

"Hey...... Hey...... Breathless in the water......"

"So they are all shadows, and you are the only one in the flesh, where did you come from?"

"Hey...... Hey hey ......"

Sun Wumao saw his infatuated smile that only knew Mu Ne's body, his eyes were empty, and he suddenly felt that it was very pitiful, and sighed in his heart, this demon tyrant Ma Zhan Bu slag really harmed the world a lot, and he was determined to work together with everyone to punish this fake Buddha before leaving Huanyingjian! Thinking of this, Sun Wumao lifted his wet body up, and whispered lightly:

"I am the Buddha, go back wherever you come from!"

"Hey...... Hehe......" The flesh turned around with a smile and walked up the slope with stiff steps, followed by Sun Wumao and the others.