"Cousin scoundrel, why are you back?" Wang Fei looked at Wu Lai's expression and knew that it was unsuccessful. He took out the thing he had put in Wu Lai's pocket before, opened it and listened to it for a while, only to hear the thing play the conversation between Wu Lai and the girl, and Wang Fei laughed after listening to it. What can actually remember your own conversations, is it a memory crystal?

Seeing that Wu Lai looked at himself in wonder, Wang Fei explained: "This is a voice recorder, which can record your conversation." ”

Wu Lai said "oh", it was the first time he had seen the recorder.

Wang Fei said earnestly: "I said cousin, why are you so wooden? She said no, it doesn't mean that she rejects you, generally girls are very reserved, if you ask like this, she will definitely say no, even if you don't say that you have a boyfriend, you will find other reasons, but you can say: Having a boyfriend doesn't affect us to be friends! You must be flexible, don't be so rigid." ”

After listening to Wang Fei's words, Wu Lai was greatly taught, and then tried again, but fortunately, the girl did not walk away, as if she was waiting for someone. After some stalking, Wu Lai finally asked for the girl's contact information, of course, their car actually played a big role, what about Ferrari!

The girl said: "I won't tell you the name, but the mobile phone number, I'll report it, only once, you remember that it's your luck, don't blame me if you can't remember." ”

Of course, what kind of person Wu Lai is, he has a super memory, and he already has a voice recorder, so it doesn't matter if he doesn't remember it.

If Wang Fei hadn't been waiting in the car, Wu Lai would have said that he would have invited other beauties to dinner. However, Wu Lai was also shy in his pocket, and Wang Mei did not give him money.

Wu Lai got the contact information of the beauty and left, the girl stomped her feet, and said in her heart: Don't think that this is a success, and you don't even say that you invite people to dinner, and you don't say that you want people to sit in your car.

After listening to the recording, Wang Fei said: "Cousin scoundrel, you still have some potential. But to talk to you later, you can say something like: 'Beauty, I want to know you, be friends with you, if you agree, please reply: I agree, if you don't, please reply: I just agree.'" If you don't reply, I'll assume that you agree unconditionally. ’”

Also, to pursue a girl, you must first know that the girl's words actually have a lot of other meanings, which are called puns. If she says we'd better be friends, don't think she really means that, in fact, you still have extra use value. There are also a lot of puns, as far as I know, I have sorted out the following, I am in a good mood today, and I got a bottle of Louis XIII for nothing, so I will tell my cousin. For example, I think I need a little more space (I don't really want to see you), you're actually nice (I don't want to be with you), you're really nice (I really don't want to be with you), you're really, really nice...... I don't want to have a boyfriend just yet. You're less than half of my standard for a handsome guy), I don't want to hurt our friendship (and we will always have friendship), you're embarrassing me like this (I can't force myself to say what I don't want to say), I have someone in my heart (that person I deliberately set up to block people like you), friends are long-lasting, aren't they (want to be my boyfriend, don't look in the mirror), I've never thought about this (it's impossible!). Don't daydream), I'm not fit to be a lover (nonsense, no one is fit to be your lover), you give me time to think about it (I don't have time, how can I run away...... We're too far away (it's nice to be friends), you're on really good terms (you're really not as good as I want), but ...... That's weird...... It's really weird (you ugly bastard...... I think there is really pure friendship between men and women (yes, there can really only be pure friendship between me and you);It is okay to take a motorcycle, it is very convenient to ride a motorcycle (poor boy, you dare to pick me up if you don't have a car);But I will remember your gentleness (love saint!Gentleness alone is useless, you still need money...... Actually, I never had the courage to accept you (I almost scared to death to see you...... Where is the courage?);You're so cute (you're so naïve);You're really cute (you're really naïve);You're really super cute(Pig's head!Don't be as sticky as a child!);Meeting you always makes me relive the joy of childhood (I feel like an aunt meeting a little brother);I think you're very well-behaved (dressed in a vulgar way, I know it's not fun to go out with you);We should give each other a little buffer time (give you time to get out!If you don't leave, I'll really turn my face!) I'm really embarrassed to be late last time (I'll show you late, I won't be there next time!);People say you're in good condition (I never thought so);It would be nice if we met earlier (maybe you'll wake up sooner);Don't worry, we can be friends first (I can find a boyfriend at this time)......"

Hearing this, Wu Lai's mouth opened wide, he didn't expect that there would be so much knowledge in just such words. I really don't know it, but I'm shocked when I say it.

"Cousin, how do you know this?" Wu Lai asked with envy on his face.

"That's the summary of my years of experience as a scoundrel! Well, being a scoundrel is actually a very profound knowledge, cousin, you can still become a qualified scoundrel if you work hard, remember, you must be bold, you must be flexible, you must be thick-skinned, and you must be shameless. It's a life to be a scoundrel! It's not shameful at all. ”

"Being a scoundrel is also a kind of life!" Hearing this, Wu Lai's heart began to grow again, and he had a premonition that the catastrophe was coming soon, and he had to make arrangements as soon as possible.

After Wang Fei sent Wu Lai away, he couldn't help but start YY: My cousin planted trees and I enjoyed the shade. He then contacted the beautiful woman, and the phone called, only to hear the other end of the phone: I'm sorry, the number you dialed is empty. He thought he had dialed the wrong number, so he checked it carefully, entered it one number at a time, dialed it again, and still answered the same number. Wang Fei dialed it a few times as if he didn't believe it, and finally became disappointed and desperate. Wang Fei was depressed for a long time, and finally held back a sentence from between his teeth: "Cousin scoundrel, it's really not easy for a scoundrel to do your job!"

Wu Lai sneezed. "How can I catch a cold with such a good body? Could it be that the beautiful woman is thinking about me? It seems that I am still very attractive, haha!"