The king of black intestines said happily: "Everyone has heard that my black intestines are open to do business, and I rely on a reputation." Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Since the other party took the initiative to admit defeat, I will no longer force them to continue to compete. ”

After speaking, he turned around and asked his subordinates: "Left and right, have all the karaoke equipment been debugged?"

Nodding yes left and right.

The king of black intestines got up and took Yuan Bao Jianhuo to the karaoke stage.

The king of black intestines took the megaphone and said to everyone present: "Now enter the second game, sing and cry." Everyone is a judge, and if you want to cry when you hear someone's song, you can cry to your heart's content!"

After speaking, he said to Yuan Baojian: "Do you two come first or do I come first?"

Yuan Bao thought for a moment and said, "We haven't played this kind of game before. Let's do it first, at least let us know how to compare!"

The King of Black Intestines smiled: "Although I have competed hundreds of times, in fact, I am not very professional!"

Yuan Bao said speechlessly: "Hundreds of times you are still not professional, my sister!

The Black Intestine King smiled, "No way! ”

After that, the king of black intestines picked up the amplified microphone and said to everyone: "A sad song "Poor Only Money Left" is for everyone! Tissues are free tonight, so everyone can use them as they please!"

Just listening to the music, the king of black intestines brewed his emotions, squeezed out tears, and sang affectionately:

"Lao Tzu has everything, but he lives like a dog!

Every morning, looking at the beautiful women by the bedside,

I began to lose my heart!

When I opened my mouth, the maid brought me wine.

Smell the smell and drive away and let her feed the dogs!

Yes, yes, yes

Lao Tzu does have!

No, no, no,

I don't have anything!

You don't have what Lao Tzu has!

Lao Tzu didn't have it, but some brains arrived early!

Cool, cool, cool

Lao Tzu is really cool!

Bitter, bitter, bitter

Lao Tzu is also very bitter!

You don't have what Lao Tzu has!

Lao Tzu didn't have it, but some brains arrived early!

......”

At the end of the singing, the king of black intestines was hoarse and couldn't cry.

But Yuan Bao and Jian Huo vomited disgustingly when they heard it!

Some of the people in the tavern began to cry.

Yuan Baoxin said: "These crying people are definitely local tyrants like the King of Black Intestines. Hey, the local tyrants are really lonely except for money!"

After the king of black intestines finished singing, he wiped his tears and said, "You two come here, let's take a look at the video playback, and count the number of people who are crying together." ”

As a result, there were more than a dozen of the three of them, and more than a dozen of them cried for the disgusting song of the King of Black Intestines.

The Black Intestine King finished counting the number of people and nodded with satisfaction.

Then he said to Yuan Bao Jianhuo: "Who will sing solo, or will the two sing together?"

Yuan Bao hesitated: "Singing! I have only heard "Take Off Your Pants" and "Send You Away". But these two songs are a bit difficult, I'm afraid I won't be able to do it!"

At this time, Jian Huo took advantage of the strength of the wine and shouted, "Let me come!"

Jian Huo stood in the middle of the stage, first spitting a few light bulbs into the air. Then he shook his head and said to the megaphone: "I'm in a good mood today." Just sing everyone a song "I Love You in My Own Way"

As soon as Jian Huo finished reporting the name of the song, the more than 40 drinkers in the audience all burst into tears.

Yuan Bao looked confused, and kept shaking his head to look at Jian Huo on the stage and look at the drinkers in the audience.

Yuan Bao took advantage of Jian Huo to order the soundtrack, called the bartender and asked, "The slut hasn't sung yet, everyone has already cried like this after reporting the song name for Mao?"

The bartender said, "Big brother doesn't know. The King of Black Intestines stipulates that only one song can be played in all venues of the entertainment bar throughout the year, and that is "The Poor Only Has Money Left" he sang. It's been a long time since you've heard any other song, including me. As soon as I heard that your lady was going to sing another song, I was naturally moved to tears!"

Yuan Bao nodded and said, "Understood! I knew I was going to sing "Take Off My Pants"!"

Just listen to Jane Huo find a good soundtrack, holding a megaphone and singing:

"I love you quietly in my own way

Do you care about my efforts?

I treat you with such attachment

Are you sorry for my expectations?

Oh, the music started slowly

I hear myself say I love you

Oh the melody of a swinging dream

Fantasy owns your sweetness

Even if you and I are emotionally attached

One to the east and one to the west

Even if you and I feel the distance

One in heaven and one on earth

Even if you and I project eyes

One intentionally and one unintentionally

Even if you and I are the last back

One was quiet and the other was crying

I love you quietly in my own way

Do you care about my efforts?

I treat you with such attachment

Are you sorry for my expectations?

Oh, the music started slowly

I hear myself say I love you

Oh the melody of a swinging dream

Fantasy owns your sweetness

Even if you and I are emotionally attached

One to the east and one to the west

Even if you and I feel the distance

One in heaven and one on earth

Even if you and I project eyes

One intentionally and one unintentionally

Even if you and I are the last back

One was quiet and the other was crying

Even if you and I are emotionally attached

One to the east and one to the west

Even if you and I feel the distance

One in heaven and one on earth

Even if you and I project eyes

One intentionally and one unintentionally

Even if you and I are the last back

One was quiet and the other was crying

.......”

Jian Huo looked at Yuan Bao while singing, singing and remembering that he had been dancing with a sword in front of Yuan Bao all day, and Yuan Bao was disdainful of himself. I was sad in my heart, and I sang and sang, but later I sang and cried.

Yuan Bao hurriedly turned his head sideways, avoiding Jian Huo's eyes.

Jian Huo saw Yuan Bao turn his head sideways, walked up to him and broke his head to look at him.

Jian Huofang turned over, and Yuan Bao turned his head again.

So repeatedly, the more Jian Huo sings, the more sad he becomes, and the more sad he sings, the sadder his singing becomes.

The drinkers in the hall couldn't help but cry when they heard this song, saw this scene, and heard this feeling.

Many drinkers even began to scold Yuan Bao, and some even took wine bottles on stage to beat Yuan Bao, but fortunately they were stopped by the surrounding bartenders and security guards.

Even the king of black intestines, who competed with the two, listened to Jane's songs, but curled up in the corner of the stage and sobbed quietly.

In the end, the tears of everyone in the tavern flooded the tables and chairs, and the bartender hurriedly distributed swimming rings to everyone.

Needless to say, Yuan Bao and Jian Huo won this game.

It's just that

It's just that Jian Huo has been staring at Yuan Bao on the stage and refuses to let go.

The king of black intestines wiped away his tears, went to the console and took a megaphone and said to the drinkers: "The next game of competition, singing and laughing." I'll give you a hilarious song "The Poor Only Have Money Left" first."

After speaking, he held the microphone, brewed his emotions first, and sang with a smile:

"Lao Tzu has everything, but he lives like a dog!

Every morning, looking at the beautiful women by the bedside,

I began to lose my heart!

When I opened my mouth, the maid brought me wine.

Smell the smell and let her feed the dog!

Yes, yes, yes

Lao Tzu does have!

No, no, no,

I don't have anything!

You don't have what Lao Tzu has!

Lao Tzu didn't have it, but some brains arrived early!

Cool, cool, cool

Lao Tzu is really cool!

Bitter, bitter, bitter

Lao Tzu is also very bitter!

You don't have what Lao Tzu has!

Lao Tzu didn't have it, but some brains arrived early!

......”

When Yuan Bao heard it, the lyrics were the same, but the tone was a little more cheerful. But after singing cheerfully, it sounds even more disgusting.

Yuan Bao was disgusted and wanted to vomit, so he lowered his head.

Jian Huo immediately held Yuan Bao's chin with his hand and asked, "Do you hate me so much?"

The amplification microphone in Jane Huo's hand was not turned off, and the sound reached the ears of all the listeners in the tavern.

Everyone followed Jian Huo's emotions and cried in distress.

Seeing that everyone was different, the king of black intestines danced and sang even harder.

Yuan Bao replied, "No!"

Jian Huo asked, "Then why are you looking at me and suddenly bowing my head and about to vomit?"

Yuan Bao didn't have time to answer. Seeing the devilish dance of the King of the Black Intestine in the corner of his eyes, he couldn't help but vomit. He lowered his head again and vomited.

Jian Huo looked at Yuan Bao's disgusting appearance, and felt extremely sad. Asked Yuan Baodao: "What's wrong with me? You say, I can change it immediately if you say it? If you don't like my face, I can go for plastic surgery." If you don't like my hairstyle, I can cut it all off. You don't like the way I speak, I can keep my mouth shut. I'm willing to change everything about me for you, just a word from you! If you can't see my heart clearly, I can dig it out for you right now! You tell me, tell me, what's wrong with me?"

As he spoke, Jian Huo squatted down sadly and cried.

It's just that no matter how Jane imitates the action of human beings wiping tears, he can't wipe a single tear in the end.

But the pain in my heart was relieved a lot because of my crying.

Yuan Bao looked at Jian Huo who was squatting on the ground, and couldn't believe that this was a strong woman who fought with her life if she didn't agree with her every word.

Everyone present burst into tears again following Jane's cry.

There were two gopher drinkers, who heard what Jian Huo said, felt empathy, felt sad, and cried and grinded their teeth on the lifebuoy.

Who knew that one accidentally, the sharp teeth pierced the hole in the lifebuoy.

The two gophers kept calling the bartender to throw another lifebuoy over.

But the bartender was already standing on the table and weeping at this time, and he couldn't hear anything at all.

With the crying of everyone, the king of black intestines sang and danced vigorously, and the two gophers struggled to sink to the bottom of the water and passed away.

Yuan Bao saw that Jian Huo was a little out of breath crying, so he squatted down and persuaded him.

But no matter how much he persuaded him, Jian Huo couldn't stop crying.

Yuan Bao said angrily: "I said I wouldn't let you drink anymore! Look at what you have become crazy when you drink some wine!"

The King of the Black Intestine looked at everyone present and cried bitterly as they listened to his singing. An unbearable sense of failure rushed over me.

At the end of the song, the king of black intestines really couldn't sing anymore.

The King of the Black Intestine was annoyed and slammed the megaphone to the ground. Said to Yuan Bao and Jianhuo: "Lao Tzu admit it, count you as a winner! Come to me at any time if you want to use the secret channel to teleport!"

After that, the king of black intestines jumped into the audience with tears in his eyes and swam back to his private room.

Yuan Bao shouted two words of thanks to the back of the wandering black intestine king, picked up the wine on the ground, and left the tavern with a bitter cry.