Chapter 458: Teasing the officer and soldier

But it was said that when Lu Xiaofeng was drinking with Feng Buping, more than ten officers and soldiers came to the inn, and they stepped forward and asked, "Who is the shopkeeper?"

Feng Buping trotted over with a smile on his face, nodded and said, "A few officials, I don't know what is important for a few officials to go to the shop?"

The officers and soldiers glanced at Feng Buping, then looked him up and down, and asked, "Are you the shopkeeper of this inn?"

Feng Buping said, "Yes, the little one is exactly!"

The officers and soldiers said, "You look like this, you can also be the shopkeeper?" The officers and soldiers laughed when they heard this, this is a kind of ridicule, but also a kind of show off of status, he can unscrupulously ridicule Feng Buping, proving that they have strength and have the qualifications to laugh at Feng Buping. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Feng Buping was very annoyed when he heard this, but there were officers and soldiers in front of him, so he could only swallow his anger, and still said with a smile, "Alas, what can I do? God only gave me this skin, and I can't help it, but I don't know if the officials live in the hotel or hit the point?"

After the officers and soldiers had laughed enough, they began to do their work and asked, "Do you have a guest named Lu Xiaofeng in this inn?" I heard that he is a frequent visitor here. ”

It turned out that they were looking for Lu Xiaofeng, Feng Buping nodded, and said, "Yes, that Lu Xiaofeng often lives in a small shop, but today is unfortunate that he left early this morning and hasn't come back yet?"

The officers and soldiers said, "I think you deliberately deceived us, do you want us to search?" The officers and soldiers suddenly grabbed Feng Buping and lifted it up like a chicken.

"I didn't ...... Not...... No, how dare the little one lie to the official?" Feng Buping stammered, obviously he was bullied, and said with a smile on his face.

The officers and soldiers violently lifted Feng Buping, threw him to the ground, and shouted, "I see that you don't cry when you don't see the coffin." Brothers, smash it for me! until the one surnamed Lu comes back!"

Feng Buping hurriedly got up from the ground and said, "Official, this can't be helped, even if you finish smashing all the things in the shop, that Lu Xiaofeng still won't be able to come back!"

The officers and soldiers pushed Feng Buping away and shouted, "Smash!"

After the officers and soldiers got the order, they were carrying benches and chopsticks, and were about to smash them, when suddenly a person appeared at the door, this person had his back to the inside and his face to the outside, he was none other than Lu Xiaofeng, he said loudly, "I know where Lu Xiaofeng is, but I don't know if you can find him." ”

The officer and soldier said, "Who are you? How do you know where Lu Xiaofeng is?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "In the next surname, of course I know where Lu Xiaofeng is? Without me, you will definitely not find him!"

When the officers and men heard this, they shouted, "What? What is the surname? How can there be such a surname in the world?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Yes, my surname is, and my name is your father!"

Obviously, Lu Xiaofeng wanted to tease and tease these officers and soldiers, and the officers and soldiers silently read it a few times, "Is it your father? Is it your father?" Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and then he remembered that Lu Xiaofeng was making fun of him, and he yelled fiercely, "I see that you are impatient, and you dare to come and tease me, come on, hack me to death!"

When everyone heard this, they all showed their bright steel knives, ready to step forward and hack this "It's your father!"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "I just said, only I know where that Lu Xiaofeng is, you hacked me to death, don't you want to find Lu Xiaofeng? If you can't find Lu Xiaofeng, how can you explain to your master when you go back? Think about it, do you go back and be punished by your master? Or will I hack me to death with a knife?"

The leading officers and soldiers thought for a while, yes, if he was really the only one who knew where Lu Xiaofeng was, hacked him to death, where would he go to find Lu Xiaofeng? He waved his hand, made all the officers and soldiers stop, and said, "I don't care who you are, you'd better tell me where Lu Xiaofeng is now, otherwise you will die without a place to be buried." ”

Lu Xiaofeng said, "It's not difficult to find Lu Xiaofeng at all, as long as you shout loudly and neatly, 'Grandpa Lu Xiaofeng!', only in this way can you hit him, I say it, believe it or not, if you think it is useful, don't you give it a try." ”

Lu Xiaofeng said, walked out of the inn, the officers and soldiers were furious, and gritted their teeth tightly, "You liar! dare to tease me?"

This coke broke Nangong Wan'er and them, they were amused by Lu Xiaofeng's move, when the leading officers and soldiers were about to chase after them, an officer and soldier next to him stepped forward and said, "Boss, maybe this is a solution, he is not here, it is superfluous for us to smash things, we will call him grandpa, what's the big deal? Maybe after he heard it, he thought that someone was looking for him, so he came out?"

The leading officers and men thought about it, this may be something he is unwilling to do, but what can he do? The general wants Lu Xiaofeng, but he can't find Lu Xiaofeng, and he won't have any good fruit to eat when he goes back, and it's one thing to be beaten, and if the general gets angry and clicks himself out on his job for failing to do things, it will be too late to regret it at that time; what if he really calls grandpa as his subordinates say, and he really shows up? This is great, and when Lu Xiaofeng is brought back, the general will be happy, maybe he will reward himself with a few wine money, and he may even be promoted?

Thinking about a bright future, the leading officers and men said, "Shout out, shout! Everyone be louder!"

"Grandpa Lu Xiaofeng!Grandpa Lu Xiaofeng!Grandpa Lu Xiaofeng!Grandpa Lu Xiaofeng......"

More than a dozen officers and soldiers shouted in unison, and the voice was higher and higher, causing Nangong Wan'er to laugh. She never expected that this group of stupid people would really shout.

The leading officers and soldiers shouted as they walked up to Nangong Wan'er and them, glared at them viciously, and whispered, "If any of you laugh again, I'll let your heads move!"

Nangong Wan'er Where did they dare to laugh, covering their mouths one by one, not daring to come out of the air, and the leading officers and soldiers continued to shout, "Grandpa Lu Xiaofeng! Grandpa Lu Xiaofeng......"

After a while, Lu Xiaofeng walked in from outside the inn and said with a smile, "Which grandsons are calling grandpa?"

The officers and soldiers immediately stopped, looked Lu Xiaofeng up and down, nodded, and said, "Yes, it's him, he has four eyebrows!" The officers and soldiers nodded proudly, they were only one step away from promotion and reward!

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "It turns out that you grandsons beat your grandfather, let's say, what's the matter with looking for grandpa?"

The officers and soldiers suppressed the anger in their hearts, stepped forward and said, "Lu Daxia, our general is invited!"

Lu Xiaofeng looked at the officer and soldier and said, "Who is your general?"

The officer and soldier said, "Lu Daxia, you can do it, go with us, believe that if you go, you will know!"

These officers and soldiers refused to even say the name of their general, whether Lu Xiaofeng could go with them, what happened after they went? If you want to know what happened next, please see the next breakdown! )