Chapter 100 mistaken people's children

Feng Xiaobai's way of dealing with things is very simple: amnesia!

All the disciples, including these aunts, forgot what happened today, and then he stretched out his hand and made a yes gesture, which immediately made Xu Yi unconscious: "Labor and management let you use immortal arts!"

However, this amnesia technique is just an ordinary Dao cultivation spell, and it is still very effective for mortals except for those six crayfish. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The night was uneventful.

In the early morning of the second day, Xu Yi came to his main hall early, called the crayfish together, and began to teach them the "Demon Transformation Technique".

It is also strange to say, this demon transformation recipe is obviously the cultivation method of the demon clan, but in Xu Yi's eyes, it is an ordinary textbook, and what surprises him even more is that this is still an easy-to-understand book in the human world - the Three Character Sutra.

"At the beginning of people, the nature is good, the sex is similar, and the habits are far away...", this sentence is catchy, he doesn't care whether Lingzhi is wrong or not, as long as he reads a whole page of the three-character scripture according to the script, oh no, it is the magic trick, and the reading is very cheerful.

"Okay, that's all for today's lesson, you can understand it for yourself!"

It's also strange that Long Yi and the others were still noisy before listening to the class, and they were completely a group of mischievous children, but after Xu Yi recited the magic trick, everyone listened quietly, concentrated, and did not desert at all.

"No, is this really the magic trick of transforming demons?!" Xu Yi began to have a new understanding of the Three Character Sutra, "Could it be that what I learned before was wrong, this is really the magic trick of transforming demons?"

Xu Yi didn't know that these three character scriptures were indeed demon transformation techniques in the pronunciation of the demon clan, but he was speaking the words of the mortal world, but in the ears of these demon clans, it became the words of the demon clan, as an immortal, he naturally would not understand how broad and profound the language of the demon clan was. (What a fart!Author, aren't the demon race and the human race both of the earth, and the words of the human race are broad and profound!So many countries, so many languages, and how many dialects are there in our Greater China? Can you understand? Do you understand?!)

After reciting a page of demon transformation recipes, Xu Yi put away the books and said to the disciples under the seat, "Class!" and then hurriedly fled the main hall.

When he had nothing to do, he went to the Xiaoyao Hall to visit Feng Xiaobai, who was also preaching and teaching, but when he came to the Xiaoyao Palace, the whole person was petrified.

I saw Feng Xiaobai dressed in a suit and wearing a pair of rimless sunglasses, looking like a senior leader of the underworld, holding his Fa Tianshuo in the lobby and pointing at the blackboard.

"Children, today I want to give you a wonderful game lesson!" Feng Xiaobai had just started the lecture, and saw him draw a keyboard and a mouse on the blackboard with chalk, "Have you ever seen this thing?"

The disciples in the hall shook their heads one after another, nonsense, they are all just children, and they have been adopted in an orphanage since they were children, where have they ever seen a computer kit: "No!"

"Very good!" Feng Xiaobai smiled slightly, "Come and read it to me, keyboard!" He used Fa Tianshuo to make a circle on the keyboard and asked the disciples to read it after him.

"Keyboard!"

"Great! It's a mouse!"

"Very good! This is a mouse!" The disciples were very obedient and obediently read along!

"No! I said this, this is a mouse!" Feng Xiaobai got these children there, and when he heard them repeat his words, he immediately asked them to change their words, and kept making circles on the mouse.

"No! I said this, this is a mouse!"

"!" Feng Xiaobai was taken aback, he found that he had led the children into a dead end, "Stop, stop, stop! I said, don't follow me first!"

"it, stop it, stop it!" I said, don't follow me yet!"

"Children, stop!" Xu Yi knew that he had to forcibly interrupt Feng Xiaobai's teaching now, and if he continued like this, Feng Xiaobai would definitely be broken by this group of children.

All the children were silent, looking at Xu Yi, and then at Feng Xiaobai.

Xu Yi hurriedly walked up to the podium, wiped off the keyboard and mouse on the blackboard, and then whispered in his ear: "! What are you going to tell them? What kind of game class?!"

"Brother, don't you know that the game in the human world is super hot now, I'm thinking that if this group of children is trained well, they will definitely be able to represent the country in the world competition, and maybe they will come back with a world championship in the future, so that our Yunling Mansion will also have face! The game industry will endure for a long time!" Feng Xiaobai said eloquently, he believes that education should start from the baby, these children all have the qualifications to cultivate immortals, wouldn't it be a pity just to cultivate immortals, and usually boring don't need to use private fights to solve problems, just solo in the game!

"My method is excellent! First, it can solve the problem of internal private fighting, second, it enriches the children's spare time, and third, it can also win a world championship by the way!" Feng Xiaobai said his thoughts, naturally wanting to show off his intelligence.

"Why don't you let them learn to play football!?Now that the national football team is so watery, isn't it good to train them to become future football superstars?!" Xu Yi complained directly, this is obviously Feng Xiaobai's excuse, he remembers that there is a book that says that as long as you break through the last level, you can see a wonderful little color movie, "Have you read that book?"

"How do you know..."Feng Xiaobai certainly knew that Xu Yi was talking about that book, and once he accidentally mentioned it to him.

was really guessed by Xu Yi, only to see a cold sweat on his forehead, and he muttered: "!"

Seeing that what he was thinking was seen through by Xu Yi, Feng Xiaobai pretended to raise his head, frowned and thought for a while: "It's not impossible to teach them football, so let's do it, tomorrow I will go to the island next door to open a football field for them!"

"But I don't know much about the rules of football, well, I'll go to the sports bureau and get a football coach back, how about it!"

Xu Yi was completely speechless for this brainy Feng Xiaobai, he just made an assumption for him just now, but he didn't expect this guy to really take it seriously, and he actually wanted to get a coach back. If he just said that he would be a basketball team, would he be going to arrest Da Yao? If he said that he would be doing table tennis and badminton, would Malaysia and Super Dan also be murdered?

"Xiaobai, I just made an analogy! It's not that you really want to build a football team, it's true that you want to enrich their spare time, but don't forget, addiction to games will cause endless harm!" Xu Yi advised Feng Xiaobai, after all, these disciples will use their names to break into the cultivation world in the future, if it is known that Yunling Mansion teaches them to play games every day, then how can they get it!

"I don't even have this bit of concentration, that fairy who cultivates a fart!"

"I don't even have this bit of concentration, that fairy who cultivates a fart!"

The children in the hall were really obedient, and Xu Yi and Feng Xiaobai could only stare at each other with big eyes: "Get out of class!"