Chapter 285: The Rhythm of the Scumbag
The emotional Su Lan is soft and heartbreaking, this is an idea that suddenly popped up in Xiao Yi's mind!
It's hard to imagine that Su Lan, who is a frost beauty, will also have the softness of a little woman, she looks like a little daughter-in-law on the wedding night, although she is still a little shy, but she is willing to dedicate herself to her husband.
"It's over, is it a brain that plays games, how can Su Lan be like this, this kind of thing is relatively normal if it is put on a stupid girl. This must be an illusion, or Su Lan deliberately said this and set a trap for me to make mistakes, Xiao Yi, you must hold on, you must not be defeated by beauty. ”
Thinking of this, Xiao Yi immediately said to Su Lan with a solemn face: "Su Lan is sorry, I know I was wrong, I shouldn't look at your underwear while brushing my teeth, and I shouldn't think about some messy and dirty things in my heart, I promise I will never look like this next time!"
It's normal not to say this, but as soon as you say it, it's troublesome, Su Lan's face is even redder than just now, especially after Xiao Yi said that he was really thinking about some messy and dirty things in his heart, Su Lan felt that he couldn't live as a person.
is still a yellow flower girl when she grows so big, even if she got drunk and got together with Xiao Yi last time, she was not sober-minded, in fact, she basically couldn't remember what happened at that time. But now it's different, now her brain is clear that even the six-digit four operations can give an answer in a second, and now how can she stand it in the face of Xiao Yi teasing more than apologizing.
But even so, Su Lan still doesn't plan to escape, things have already reached this point, if he nods now and leaves, won't the previous efforts be in vain!
So she held back the tears that came from her shyness and said to Xiao Yi: "Do you like to bully people so much, if that's the case, I'll bully you in the future!"
Xiao Yixin said a sentence that can be regarded as asking for my own life, I have seen Dream of Red Mansions before, why didn't I feel that a girl speaking in this tone would make a man's blood boil?
"This, Su Lan, I admit that I was wrong, let's not make this kind of joke, okay, it's easy for me to misunderstand and make me wrong, and I'm just a teenager who is not too mature, you have something to do with such a beautiful girl!"
Xiao Yi whispered to him embarrassedly, because he couldn't make any other choice than this choice now, and he couldn't pounce on them like a beast and take possession of others in the toilet, who knows if Ning Yuzhen was waiting to go to the toilet at this time.
Of course, Xiao Yi would never admit that he was worried that Ning Yuzhen would suddenly rush in and destroy the good thing, mainly because he felt that he couldn't do this, otherwise it would be something!
"Xiao Yi, you just said that I am beautiful, do you think I am good-looking?"
Men, you can never keep up with women's thinking, because their way of thinking is originally another dimension, it seems that the focus of the problem should be on the matter itself, not whether Su Lan is beautiful or not!
Xiao Yi replied a little confused: "That's right, you are very beautiful, I think even a very unhappy person will admit this." ”
Su Lan, who had tears rolling in her eyes just now, was very happy when she heard this: "Is this really the case? Then who do you think I am more beautiful than Qiaoqiao?"
"Ahem, how can I answer this question, don't you make me offend, you are both beautiful, but your beauty is not the same type!"
Su Lan suddenly rushed up and gently pressed her index finger to Xiao Yi's lips and said, "Okay, don't say it, it's enough to have these, thank you for complimenting me on my beauty, you hurry up and rinse your mouth, the rice is already cold." ”
After saying that, Su Lan actually turned his head and walked away, Xiao Yi was completely stupid, is it that after looking at the girl's underwear, as long as he says that the beauty of the parents is nothing? If that's the case, it would be great!
Su Lan, who came out of the toilet, was in a very good mood, and even began to sing a song softly. This made Ning Yuji, who had just come out of the room, feel like a great enemy, no matter from which angle Su Lan's current appearance could not be called a normal reaction!
"Hey, what happened to Xiao Yi when you went to the toilet? I warn you, if you dare to overlord the bow, I'll not be done with you!" Ning Yuzhen's nervous hands began to tremble.
Su Lan glanced at Ning Yuzhen angrily and said: "I'm in a very good mood today, so please don't come to ruin my good mood! ”
"Phew, it's shameless, I haven't said these things yet, I advise you to think about how to explain this matter to Qiaoqiao instead of having time in this place, I think I'm afraid you two won't be friends anymore!" Ning Yuzhen shook his head, he finally found a few friends, but unfortunately two of them were destined to be strangers to the other!
Su Lan said while dividing the chopsticks: "It doesn't matter, I think as long as Xiao Yi can be by my side, I don't care about anything else." By the way, Xiao Yi praised me for my beauty when I was in the toilet just now!"
"Don't you know how to take care of your own mouth!"
When Xiao Yi was eating, he was still thinking that today's Ning Yuzhen was very abnormal, and he had provoked her before, even if he was angry again, he would be angry for one night at most, and he would definitely forget it when he got up the next morning, why did he have an overnight feud today?
"Xiao Yi, do you still want soy milk? Just sit down and give me the bowl, such a little thing is polite, didn't you feed me yesterday!"
Xiao Yi suddenly felt that Su Lan seemed to be even more abnormal today in comparison, and this enthusiasm was a bit overwhelming.
"Xiao Yi, don't move, don't move if you don't move, I can still eat you, it's just that there is something on the corner of your mouth, I'll help you wipe it off." By the way, what do you want to eat at night? Yesterday I bothered to cook, and I'll come tonight, I remember that you like meat, right, and the taste likes sweet, you see I remember, I'm amazing.
In the future, if you want to eat, tell me okay, I will often cook it for you, by the way, I can also practice my cooking skills, and after getting married, I can cook so that my husband and children can eat for nothing!"
"I'm full!" Ning Yuzhen slapped the table and got up, she finally couldn't listen to it anymore, especially when Su Lan said that husband, maybe Xiao Yi couldn't understand it, but Ning Yuzhen knew that Su Lan was clearly taking advantage of Xiao Yi, otherwise she should have said "my husband" instead of saying the word "husband" directly after shouting Xiao Yi's name, which sounded more like a title for Xiao Yi than a noun.
Xiao Yi glanced at Ning Yuzhen a little worriedly and asked, "Zhengqi, why did you eat so little, didn't the doctor say to let you eat more." ”
"Menopause!" Su Lan wrote lightly, almost choking the other two to death.
Xiao Yi touched his nose awkwardly and said, "Su Lan, it's good for me to come by myself, why are you so enthusiastic today?"
"Love!" Ning Yuji, who had suffered a loss, immediately choked back.
Su Lan glared fiercely and decided not to spend her precious time on idleness with Ning Yuji, she directly picked up the half of the fritters that Xiao Yi put on the table with her hand and said, "Xiao Yi can't spend 1 ang on things, just eat it with so much, come and open your mouth, En's really good!"
After speaking, Su Lan also used her index finger to lightly tap on Xiao Yi's lips twice, which reminded Xiao Yi of the previous picture of the two of them in the toilet.
"Xiao Yi, you should be careful, a certain woman has not had much contact with men for twenty years, and now she has grown to such an age of love, be careful that she eats you directly, she is very now!" Ning Yuzhen said eagerly.
"Don't worry, I'm a human being, I can control my own **, and now I just want to get close to my good friend. But this menopausal aunt should pay attention to her temper as follows, don't be angry at others, people are easy to be afraid of you, and it is good to make everyone betray their relatives!"
Although Su Lan said that her stomach no longer hurts, Xiao Yi felt that she should stay at home and rest for a while. But Su Lan insisted on following the two of them to school, saying that it would be good to meet two new classmates with everyone even if she didn't go to military training.
Xiao Yi agrees with this, after all, human beings are social animals, you can't live alone for the rest of your life, knowing two new classmates is good for these girls around you, and expanding your circle of friends will make their lives more colorful.
Walking to the playground of military training, the three people were finally going to separate, mainly Su Lan was going to their Chinese department. At this time, she suddenly grabbed Xiao Yi, and then looked at Ning Yuzhen a little embarrassed and said, "Qiji, I have something I want to tell Xiao Yi, can you let us talk about it alone?"
Of course, Ning Yuzhen knew what Su Lan was going to say, and he must have told Xiao Yi that he liked him. Although she was very unhappy in her heart, Su Lan's attitude was already so resolute that night, it was going to rain and her mother was going to get married, which was really something that no one could stop.
So Ning Yuzhen snorted coldly and said, "Okay, you two speak slowly, you must be careful, when it comes to the end of the world, I don't need to worry about it then!"
After Ning Yuzhen walked away, Xiao Yi asked embarrassedly, "Ahem, Su Lan, is there anything wrong with you leaving me alone?"
As soon as she finished speaking, Su Lan's lips were already on his face, and then her voice whispered in Xiao Yi's ear: "Xiao Yi likes you, I want to be your girlfriend!
After saying that, Su Lan turned her head and fled like the wind, but Xiao Yi could still see that her ears were already red.
Just when Xiao Yi's nasal cavity was still filled with Su Lan's body fragrance, Mo Qiaoqiao's voice came from behind him again.
"Xiao Yi! Xiao Yi, what are you doing! I have the answer to the thing you asked before! I promise!"
"Huh?"
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