Chapter 16 Chapter 4 Colorful Ni Dress
The land looked at the wooden box in his hand, and said reluctantly: "Colorful neon clothes, colorful neon clothes! I didn't expect that I treasured you for nearly four thousand years, and in the end I would have to hand it over to others." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoAt this time, the reluctance in my heart can only be expressed with the song "Sad 3999"!"
Anyway, just listen to the land sing affectionately:
"Sad 3999, I really don't want to make a move!
It's just that the two goods on the other side harass me day and night and I am too uncomfortable!
Sad 3999, if you really take it!
Should you also look at the hands that will lose your personality and morality in an instant!
Sad 3999 if you look ugly!
Naked, I don't want to do anything to your ugliness!
.......”
While the land was singing, Yuan Bao snatched the wooden box from his hand with both hands, and said to the land: "Originally, I planned to discuss it with my accomplices, and I will return it to you if the goods are not good! But your singing is so ugly, no matter what kind of goods it is, we will accept it as spiritual compensation!"
snatched the wooden box, Yuan Baodie and the two of them immediately opened it to check.
When the two looked at it, they instantly closed their mouths in surprise.
Especially Die Qiaoyi, when Yuan Bao unfolded the neon dress, Die Qiaoyi screamed happily and jumped up.
Die Qiaoyi screamed: "What kind of fabric clothes and pants are these, why do they keep flashing such beautiful light?"
"This is the most perfect diamond I use with Diamond Star, which has been processed and drawn for more than 200 years and woven by hand. Not only is it beautiful to look at, but it is also extremely comfortable to wear. Don't look at it made of diamond wire, not only does it have no hardness and weight at all, but more importantly, after wearing it, all kinds of fairy knives and guns can't pierce your body. So Ni Shang is also a good magic weapon for self-defense!"
Yuan Bao said to the land: "Clothes and pants are clothes, and mud clothes!
The land shook his head and said: "Alas! Today's young people don't learn and don't have any skills, and they don't have any culture at all!"
Die Qiaoyi smiled: "I think the colorful neon dress is very good! Let me put it on and try it." ”
With that, Die Qiaoyi reached out to take it.
Yuan Bao patted the back of Die Qiaoyi's hand and said, "Wait a minute!"
Die Qiaoyi asked, "What are you doing?"
Yuan Bao said: "I'll check it." ”
With that, Yuan Bao began to carefully check it upside down.
Yuan Bao was inspecting the room, and Die Qiaoyi waited a little impatiently and said, "Is the inspection finished?"
Yuan Bao said: "Okay, okay! Here you go." ”
Die Qiaoyi took the colorful dress and hurriedly ran behind the huge diamond to change her clothes.
When Die Qiaoyi was changing clothes, Yuan Bao hurriedly grabbed the neck of the land.
The land looked at Yuan Bao and asked, "What are you?"
Yuan Bao said: "Prevent you old thing from sneaking over and peeking!"
The land said angrily: "My land is also a god, how can I do such a dirty thing?
Yuan Bao sneered: "Hehehe...... You old man has hidden a woman's leggings and a lace dress for more than 3,000 years. It's not a last resort, I'm afraid you won't take it out today. You are so obscene, and you dare to say that you are also a fairy?"
The land suddenly said "this, this ......"
Yuan Bao said: "What is this? You obscene old man! Stay honest." ”
The land was speechless, so he had to be grabbed by Yuan Bao's arm and stay honest.
After a while, Dieqiao finished changing her clothes.
After changing her clothes, Die Qiaoyi first showed her head and looked at Yuan Bao with a smile.
Yuan Bao smiled: "What are you doing? Why are you shy today? Come out quickly and let Emperor Ben take a look." ”
"Yo yo yo ......"
I only heard Die Qiaoyi suddenly shouting slogans and jumping out.
Yuan Bao said: "Sure enough, you can't pretend! In a word, you will reveal your original form! But this dress, the smart clothes really fit well, so drifting!"
Die Qiaoyi grabbed the hem of her skirt with both hands, posed and said, "Really?"
Yuan Bao said: "Of course it's true! When you put on this diamond dress, not only can't drift, but you don't want to be sexy! Let my Emperor Yuan Bao suddenly have an urge not to touch it, and my heart is unhappy!"
The land hurriedly said, "Take me one too." ”
Yuan Bao knocked the land down with one punch: "Take your sister!"
At this time, Die Qiaoyi asked: "Land, do you have a mirror in your house?" ”
Yuan Bao kicked twice at the ground that was knocked to the ground and said, "Lie on the ground and pretend to be dead?
The land hurriedly said: "Don't kick, don't kick! There is a mirror, I'll get it." ”
After that, the land escaped into the ground, and after a while, he came out with a large mirror.
Butterfly Qiaoyi looked in the mirror, shook the lace of the skirt, and danced happily.
Die Qiaoyi's dance reminded Yuan Bao of the song Die Qiaoyi sang to him.
Yuan Bao followed Die Qiaoyi's rotation and blurted out: "If you love him, you will occupy him!"
It doesn't matter if there is another her in his heart!
Love him, what are you polite to him!
Follow him with a dead face!
You spoil him day and night!
Influence him with love every day!
Sooner or later he will be yours
will be yours
Doll!
......”
While Yuan Bao was singing, Die Qiaoyi smiled and said: "What kind of broken song is this? It's so ugly! The lyrics are also terrible!"
Yuan Bao rubbed the corners of his eyes and said, "Is there one?"
Die Qiaoyi looked at herself in the mirror and nodded!
Yuan Bao smiled: "I used to think that the soil was terrible! But after humming for a long time, I realized that this song is really good." ”
Die Qiaoyi said: "Personal taste problem. It's hard to listen to, and it's not good to listen to it no matter how long you hum it. ”
Yuan Bao said: "It seems that it is indeed a matter of my taste. ”
At this time, the land holding the mirror in the back couldn't stand it.
The land shouted, "You two are good." One sings, the other dances and looks in the mirror. Such a big mirror, held up for a long time, is about to tire me apart!"
Yuan Bao ignored it, and saw that Die Qiaoyi's shoes had been tattered after a long journey, and her toes were leaking out.
Yuan Bao asked the land: "Land, you are a good person to the end, get a new pair of shoes for my lady to wear." ”
The land shook his head and said, "I have a lot of shoes here, but I wear them." If this girl doesn't dislike it, you can choose at will. ”
Yuan Bao hooked his finger and tapped the head of the land and said, "As for your broken shoes, I won't wear them to me." I'm talking about new shoes, get them out of here!"
The land shook his head and said, "I really don't have new shoes!"
Yuan Bao said in disbelief: "Who are you fooling?"
The land said aggrievedly: "I have been dizzy over the years, and I really haven't made new shoes." But ......"
Yuan Bao saw that the land was swallowed, and hurriedly asked, "But what?"
"But I heard that in the next galaxy, there is a flowering tree that has grown for tens of thousands of years. On the tree are two pairs of flowered boots, one male and one female. After putting on the flower boots, the man can come and go without a trace, and he can walk 100,000 miles in one step. If you don't open the portal, no one in this universe can catch up. The most powerful thing is ......"
Speaking of this, the land paused.
Yuan Bao asked, "What's the most powerful?"
The land said: "This mirror is so overwhelming that I can't speak. ”
Yuan Bao said: "You put it down." ”
The land hurriedly put down the mirror and said to the two: "The most powerful thing is to fly with these two pairs of boots, and you don't need source power at all." ”
Yuan Bao was surprised: "That means that a person like my lady who doesn't know how to use source power spells can also take a hundred thousand miles in one step?"
The land nodded, "That's nature!"
Yuan Bao said to himself after hearing this: "That is to say, even if Sun Wukong has a somersault cloud of 108,000 miles, if he doesn't open the portal, it will not be easy to catch up!"
The land smiled: "Sun Wukong will definitely not be able to catch up." What do you think, Sun Wukong has a somersault of 108,000 miles, and he puts on raw flower boots for 100,000 miles in one step. But Sun Wukong has to keep turning his muscles, compared with the leisurely walk in the raw flower boots. The somersault exhausted her to death. ”
When Die Qiaoyi heard this, she said happily: "I want it, I want it!"
Yuan Bao stretched out his hand to block Die Qiaoyi's mouth and said, "Shut up." I'm not done yet!"
Yuan Bao then asked the land: "Then such a good baby, wouldn't all the demons and immortals smell the wind and leave?"
The land said: "That's not it! Now on the planet near the Shenghua Star, it is really a cluster of hundred demons, and all the immortals are here!"
Yuan Bao said: "Then there are so many immortals and monsters, isn't our chance slim?"
The land said solemnly: "I am going too! Don't look at my age, I will go too." It's good to try your luck, and to be idle is to be idle. ”
Yuan Bao nodded and said, "Go for old things like you." That said, we can't miss it either!"
Die Qiaoyi clapped her hands happily and said, "Okay! Okay! Let's go too." I haven't seen so many gods and monsters yet!"
Yuan Bao looked at the elated Butterfly Qiaoyi, and said in his heart: "If I can get raw flower boots, even if I only get a pair of Qiaoyi to wear, I don't have to be afraid of living all day!"
Thinking of this, Yuan Bao patted his head and said, "Okay! Raw flower star, go. ”
Die Qiaoyi said happily: "Okay! Okay! Let's go!"
The land turned around and said, "I'll go home and get some cosmetics and get ready." ”
Yuan Bao grabbed the land arm and said, "Prepare for your sister! ”
After that, the three of them flew to give birth to the flower star.
Shenghuaxing is a pair of sister stars, all the demons and monsters waiting for Shenghuaxing to mature, and all kinds of gods and goddesses have gathered on the tofu star not far from Shenghuaxing during this period of time.
Yuan Baodie, who flew close to Shenghuaxing, happened to the land and the three of them looked at Shenghuaxing from afar.
Die Qiaoyi sighed: "What a beautiful flowering tree!"
"Shenghuaxing is a pair of sister stars of the wood attribute. The roots of the flowering tree are rooted in the two sister stars. Don't look at this flowering tree is taller than two stars, but those two pairs of shoes are only the normal size of our feet. That's why I'm here to try my luck. ”
Yuan Bao nodded and said, "Yes." Nuoda has a flowering tree, who can find it, it's not certain!"
The land nodded, "That's right, that's why many little demons and little monsters come to try their luck." Don't look at some immortals and demon kings who are highly cultivated, it is not necessarily them who find raw flower boots. ”
Yuan Bao said: "It's better to be like this, let's go find it now." Find where to stay, and wait for them to ripen. ”
The land smiled and pointed to the shenghua tree and said, "The shenghuashu is wrapped in a layer of gambling qi before the fruit is ripe. If you go in now, not only will you not be able to see anything clearly, but you will not be poisoned immediately. ”
Die Qiaoyi pointed at Yuan Bao and smiled: "Just your cleverness, don't play in front of so many demons and monsters." If they could, they would have gotten in. ”
The land nodded, "Exactly." The raw flower boots are still a few days away from maturity, why don't we go to the tofu star not far in front and wait for two days for the time being?"
Yuan Bao asked, "Are you talking about the spherical tofu star in front?"
The land nodded, "Exactly." Soy products are abundant there. Oops! I haven't been here for several years, and when I talk about this, the old man can't help but drool!"