Chapter 85 Hairstyles that make people pee their pants
Bada Stainless Steel looked at Yuan Bao, who was stunned in place, and asked, "Why is Uncle angry?"
Yuan Bao said: "It's nothing. Pen, fun, pavilion www.biquge.info slut, this appearance is too exaggerated. It looks like it's dirty. ”
111 said: "I think it's okay!"
222: "Much prettier than before!"
333: "It's a new feeling entirely!"
5A: "I found out I'm already in love with her!"
555: "That's three thousand gold coins." ”
555 looked at the other seven people, and it turned out that the other seven people were all looking at the back of Jian Huo leaving, and no one paid any attention to him at all.
555 narrowly escaped.
Yuan Bao ignored them and slowly followed.
The eight major steels also picked up the iron plate and followed behind with a flute.
Jian Huo waved his hand to the eight major stainless steel behind him and said, "Find a barber shop nearby that can grow hair." ”
Bada Stainless Steel said happily: "It's no problem at all." We are familiar with gold. ”
Yuan Bao saw Jian Huo and the Eight Great Steels leaving, and was about to catch up.
Suddenly, someone behind him shouted: "Tuhao, don't go! Take me, I want to be friends with you." ”
Yuan Bao looked like a security guard. Ignore it completely, turn around and leave.
As soon as he lifted his foot, his right leg was hugged.
Yuan Bao looked down and saw that it was the security guard.
Yuan Bao looked at the glass door of the plastic surgery center, and then looked at his position on the side of the road.
Yuan Bao was surprised: "A few hundred meters, how did you do it?"
The security guard hugged Yuan Bao's right leg and said, "Don't care about these details! I quit my job here!"
Yuan Bao said angrily: "Don't bother me! I'm not happy now!"
The security guard said with concern: "If you are not happy, just say it!
Yuan Bao was angry, and with his origin force, he threw the security guard to the courtyard wall not far away.
Throwing off the security guard, Yuan Bao used his origin power and rushed away.
The security guard, who was left with a broken head and bleeding, sat on the ground, sad and sad.
After a while, the security guard was surprised and said, "Sit on the ground! Why am I sitting on the ground?"
The security guard touched his buttocks and smiled happily: "Ah!
After saying that, he jumped up on the spot.
The security guard laughed: "Great, great! I'm finally fully recovered! It seems that the local tyrant is really my lucky star." I've got to catch up with him, and I don't want him to run away. ”
Yuan Bao caught up with Jian Huo and said angrily to her: "In the middle of the night, it's plastic surgery and hairstyling. We have to go back and deliver accessories to Daddy!"
Jian Huo said: "These things are not in a hurry for this moment!"
Yuan Bao was helpless.
When he arrived at the hairstyling center, Jian Huo said to Yuan Bao: "Take the money." ”
Yuan Bao let out an "oh" and took a handful of gold coins from the bracelet.
When he was about to hand it to Jian Huo, Yuan Bao suddenly said, "It seems that I don't owe you money!"
Jian Huo said: "I kissed you, you are responsible for me!"
Yuan Bao couldn't close his mouth in surprise: "If you kiss me, I will be responsible for you!"
Yuan Bao looked at the eight major stainless steel next to him.
Bada Stainless Steel nodded and said, "You kissed us just now!"
Yuan Bao said speechlessly: "No!"
At this moment, someone suddenly turned Yuan Bao's head around, and kissed Yuan Bao's lips up.
Yuan Bao hurriedly broke free, and when he looked up, he turned out to be a security uncle.
Yuan Bao almost fainted, and pointed at the security guard: "Why are you always ghostly, you!"
The security guard lowered his head and said, "Anyway, I kissed you just now, and you are also responsible for me." ”
Yuan Bao was about to attack at the security guard. Who knew that Jian Huo grabbed the gold coin from Yuan Bao's hand. muttered, "Grind and chirp!"
Yuan Bao pointed to Jian Huo, who had entered the hairstyling shop, and said helplessly: "Take my money, and you still think I am ink!
The security guard and the eight major steel said at the same time: "Ink!"
With that, the nine of them went into the barbershop and sat down in their chairs to read the magazine.
Yuan Bao entered the hair salon, and a group of people acted as if they didn't see him.
Yuan Bao muttered, "A group of white-eyed wolves." ”
Still no one paid attention to him.
Yuan Bao said angrily: "Is there any living person here!"
A chubby hairstylist hurriedly ran over and said, "Yes, yes!"
Yuan Bao said: "Help me get a hairstyle! Change the feeling! To be super domineering, it is best to make the other party pee their pants in fear when they see it." ”
The chubby hairstylist smiled, "No problem at all." Sir, please come with me to wash your hair first!"
Wait for Yuan Bao to wash his hair and sit on the hairstyle chair.
The chubby hairstylist holds a wireless keyboard and sits on a 360-degree surround seat with Yuan Bao's head as the core.
Tapping on the keyboard, he began to use combs, scissors, clippers, hair dryers and other haircutting tools to give Yuan Bao a haircut.
During this period, Yuan Bao said to the barber many times: "You must let the other party see me and I will be scared to pee my pants!"
The chubby barber nodded frequently: "Big brother, please rest assured, you will definitely let the other party pee your pants!"
The chubby barber has sharp hands and feet, and his skills are skillful, and it didn't take long to help Yuan Bao get his hair straightened.
After the haircut, the chubby barber smiled at Yuan Bao and said, "Big brother, my hair has been cut for you." ”
Yuan Bao asked, "Can you get a mirror and let me take a look." ”
The chubby barber said, "I'm sorry big brother! There's only a small mirror in the shop." The lady who came with you is using it right now!"
Yuan Bao said angrily: "Even a mirror is not enough, and you still name it 'high-end barber shop'"
The chubby barber smiled: "My boss's surname is Gaoming. The shop is named after our owner. ”
Yuan Bao said speechlessly: "That's okay!"
The chubby barber smiled, "That's it, big brother." I'll give you a description of your new hairstyle. I just helped you cut all your long hair into a short one. Then write two letters 'w.c' on your forehead. The top of your head makes a faucet pattern for you. The back of the head is a toilet bowl shape. What do you think?"
Yuan Bao asked, "Is this what Mao means?"
The chubby barber smiled: "Didn't the big brother ask anyone to pee their pants when they see you?"
Yuan Bao nodded and said, "That's right!"
The chubby barber smiled: "Then where do people usually pee their pants, big brother?"
Yuan Bao thought about it and said, "Then it's in the toilet." ”
The chubby barber slapped his palms and smiled, "That's right! You think, big brother. Later you walk down the road and anyone who sees your hairstyle is like going into the toilet and seeing the toilet. Do you think they don't have the urge to pee their pants? When the time comes, the eldest brother will say a few more cruel words, hum!"
After listening to this, Yuan Bao stretched out his thumb and praised: "Okay! Sure enough, I have an idea! I am creative! How much does it cost to make this hairstyle?"
The chubby barber smiled, "10 gold coins." ”
Yuan Bao patted the stool and said, "Looking for death, dare to ask me for such an expensive price!"
After speaking, Yuan Bao pointed to his hairstyle.
The chubby barber pretended to be scared and trembled, "Big brother, can't you charge 9 gold coins?"
Yuan Baoxin said: "Although this product does not pee his pants, but looking at his trembling appearance, it seems that this hairstyle really works." ”
After thinking about it, he took out 11 gold coins from the bracelet and handed them to the chubby barber and said, "The craftsmanship is good. ”
The chubby barber took the gold coin, and his hands trembled and kept saying thank you!