Serial trap play Xueling

The next morning I looked at the tall tree, saw Han Mei and his party running far away, hurriedly got off the tree, tied a earth-colored rope to the root of a tree on the side of the road, and then pulled to the other end of the road, hid behind the tree, only waiting for the two horses to run close, and tripped the horses by pulling the rope. www.biquge.info When the three of them fell off their horses at the same time, they shot forward with an arrow step, and subdued Han Mei and Xue Ling, who were dizzy, why can't they ask for help, and Han Mei doesn't fall into self? Thinking about this, I can't help but laugh out loud.

The sound of hooves was heard, and the two horses were already approaching, and they said wildly: "It's clearly three horses, why is there one horse missing?" Seeing the horse's hooves leap close to the rope and pull the rope hard, the horse was galloping rapidly, and the front hooves were suddenly tripped and fell forward, and the horse behind reacted quickly to see that something had happened, and the man stood up and stopped on the spot. Wild waves said secretly: "How can you let you escape easily." With a shake of the long rope, he immediately wrapped the horse's leg and pulled it hard, and the horse was pulled to the ground by him, and the two of them fell to the ground immediately, but they were not Xue Ling and Han Mei, but two ugly men. Wild Tao regretted it and said secretly: "Oops, I tripped the wrong person and hurt two innocent people." ”

Although the two big men fell hard, they were not injured much, and when they got up, they scolded: "His grandmother's, which little bastard who lacks liver and lungs, dares to pull a rope and trip over a horse on the official road, and blatantly rob, is there still a royal law? ”

Wild waves turned out from behind the tree and said with a ashamed face: "Two big brothers, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to trip you, I was waiting for the other three." ”

One of the big men scolded: "Dog, blind your dog eyes, we are two people, you can't see clearly, are your pig eyes in the crotch of your pants?"

This man scolded too vulgarly, and Wild Waves became angry for a while, and said loudly: "I have said I'm sorry, what else do you want? ”

Another big man said: "Eh, I'm angry, you little rabbit cub don't inquire, who are we, I'm a wolf." "Said to stop learning" The sad wolf called the moon. ”

Another said, "I'm Tiger Roar." Then he learned to say, "The mighty tiger roars in the sky." ”

Wild Tao snorted coldly and said: "It turned out to be two scumbags, 'Sorrowful Sky Wolf' and 'Howling Sky Tiger', and they have been maintained for a long time. ”

Xiaotianhu said: "Good boy, knowing our name, you still dare to speak disrespectfully, tired of living?"

The Sorrowful Wolf said, "It's still a man with a sword, it seems that there are two strikes, we will divide the superior on the blade, and the brother will take the guy." ”

The two of them immediately took out two strange-shaped blades, a double-sided two-edged axe, with a large hammer on the handle and a spear head at one end of the hammer. The other was two iron rods about a foot long, with a large iron ring at the end, bladed inside and out, and a spear head at the top of the ring.

The Tragic Wolf said: "Let him taste my 'Overlord Axe and Hammer Gun'." Xiaotianhu said: "I am no longer suitable for this kind of sword-wielding dog cub with a 'life-killing stick ring gun'." ”

Wild Tao said disdainfully: "I'm not available." "Draw the horse out of the woods.

The tragic wolf said: "The kid Hugh is rampant, let you know how powerful our 'wolf and tiger roar' are." "Both pounced.

The sound of hooves was heard, and another horse rushed in, this time it was Han Mei, Xiao Xin, and Xue Ling, and the three of them guessed that it must be a wild wave trying to trip their horse, but they tripped the wrong person.

Xue Ling sneered: "Wild waves, you are really promising, you actually use this kind of classical trick of stumbling? ”

You couldn't help but say angrily: "Wild waves, you are really stupid, how could you come up with such a stupid method?"

"I'm sorry! I'll improve next time." "Hop on your horse and run away.

Xue Ling shouted, "Don't run away. "The horse wanted to chase it, but it was blocked by the howling of wolves and tigers.

The Tragic Wolf said, "It seems that you know each other. ”

Xiaotian Tiger said: "It seems that they are still in a group." ”

Xue Ling said angrily: "Fart, I've blinded your dog's eyes, don't get out of the way." ”

The Tragic Wolf said: "Oh! The anger is quite big, that kid tripped over our horse, and also fell on our heels, and this battle is counted on the three of them." ”

Howling Tiger said: "That is, we can't afford to suffer. ”

Xue Ling was already annoyed, and stabbed the ground with a sword to the throat of the Sorrowful Sky Wolf.

The Sorrowful Wolf cried, "It's good to come. The twin balls caught the sword and pulled it to both sides to trap the sword chief, and the Howling Tiger picked up the big axe and slashed down at Xue Ling. Xue Ling hurriedly drew his sword and did not move at all, and at this time he was riding on the horse and could not escape, seeing the misfortune, Han Mei hit the door of the Howling Tiger with a silver needle. The axe of the Howling Tiger will also hit the needle, and the axe blade is obliquely split and the handle of the axe turns upward, just like a fan, blocking all the flying silver needles, but the strength of this axe is too great, and the chopping is too oblique to retract the momentum, and it actually cuts off one of the front legs of the handsome horse that Xue Ling is riding. The horse fell, and Xue Ling couldn't help but pounce forward, and the hilt of the sword stabbed into the throat of the Sorrowful Sky Wolf with a thud.

The Tragic Wolf reacted quite quickly, and shouted: "My old lady!" His arms suddenly raised up, and he put the thorn on the top of his head, and a stream of blood flowed vertically from the center of his forehead, and Xue Ling's sword had cut through his scalp.

Just as the horse was about to fall, Xue Ling slapped the horse's back and pounced forward, and his feet just stepped on the chest of the Sorrowful Wolf, and he drew his sword and swept the neck of the Howling Tiger. The Howling Sky Tiger screamed, his body sank, he was hit in the stomach and fell out of the room, he got up and touched the top of his head full of blood, a large piece of his scalp was missing, and a large lump of hair was stepping on Xue Ling's feet.

The tragic wolf shouted: "Brother, the idea is too domineering,." The two men got up, grabbed their blades, and fled into the woods.

Xue Ling gritted her teeth and said, "Do you still want to escape after blocking Lao Tzu's big business?" jumped up and stabbed the two of them in two ways.

Han Mei shouted: "Don't make trouble anymore, it's important to chase the wild waves, and spare their dogs' lives." ”

Xue Ling's sword was retracted, and he kicked the two of them to the ground with two volleys. The two knelt on the ground and kowtowed like pounding garlic, Xue Ling glared and turned away.

The three of them continued to hurry, and Xiao Xin said, "Sister Mei, I found that you seem incompetent as a killer." ”

Han Mei said: "Yes? Hmph! I will definitely catch the wild waves." ”

Xiao Xin shook her head and said: "I'm not talking about this, I'm saying that the killer seems to want to kill everyone who offends him, just like Xue Ling was ruthless just now, and he looks like a killer by smiling at blood, but you go to stop Xue Ling from killing those two fools." ”

Han Mei said: "Are you blaming me for not killing people? You are really a ruthless little poisonous star." ”

Xiao Xin waved her hand again and again: "I didn't mean that, my heart is good, I don't even dare to kill the chicken, I mean sister, your heart seems to have softened, and you are no longer a bad person." ”

Han Mei smiled: "Really?" suddenly pinched Xiao Xin's face and said, "I'm going to tear off your little girl's face now, do you believe it or not?"

Xiao Xin hurriedly said: "Believe in it, I believe that my sister is still an excellent killer and the best." ”

Han Mei smiled: "You little girl has a sweet mouth, otherwise I don't know how much I have suffered." Xiao Xin's pink face twisted slightly, and hurried away, but he was thinking in his heart: "I used to be like Xue Ling, as long as anyone offends me, he will definitely let him die a miserable death, but somehow, today I am extremely reluctant to kill, am I really starting to soften? This is absolutely impossible." Wei Yi shook his head and drove the horse even faster.

Xiao Xin leaned on Han Mei's shoulder and asked, "Sister, do you think that fool will use such a stupid method next time?"

Han Mei said: "Who knows, I can guess the tricks of smart people, but I don't know the methods of stupid people at all." ”

Xiao Xin said to herself: "I don't know what method he will use next time? If it's not fun, I'll scold him." ”

Han Mei smiled: "You know how to play, maybe that kid will dig a big hole and trap all three of us in it." ”

Xiao Xin hurriedly said: "If he dares to trap me, I will break his neck and smash his ass." ”

Han Mei said: "You won't have such a chance. ”

Xiao Xinqi said: "Why?"

Han Mei said: "I'm here! How can he show his little skill? And I really want to kill people now, as soon as I see him, I will immediately dismember his body, how can you have a chance?"

Xiao Xin nodded and said, "That's right, it's up to him to be created." ”

It was almost noon, and the three of them were about to dismount and rest, but they saw that in the road ahead, one person was turning his back and digging a pit, and the floating soil on the side of the pit was scattered everywhere. The three of them stepped forward, and Xue Ling asked, "Dude, what are you doing here?"

The man didn't look back and said, "Don't you see that I'm digging a pit? ”

Xue Ling smiled: "The pit you dug shouldn't be prepared for the three of us, right?"

The man looked back and was shocked, and said to himself, "How did they come so quickly, they came before the pit was dug." "Jumping out of the pit and running, this person is the wild waves.

Xiao Xin smiled bitterly: "Sister Mei, you really said it, that fool is really digging a pit." ”

Han Mei said: "I'll kill him now." A silver needle flew out.

Xue Ling had already jumped off the horse, and saw that a large number of poison-feeding flying knives were thrown out, and for a while, knives and needles rained down on the back of the wild waves. Wild waves listened to the sound of the wind behind him, and knew that the dense range of the hidden weapon was very large, and it was too late to dodge, and it was inevitable to be hit by the dart when he turned around. Xue Ling jumped over the dirt pit and galloped, and as soon as the wild waves jumped up and jumped on the black horse, they fled in embarrassment, and disappeared into the forest with a slight turn.

Xiao Xin clapped her hands and said: "Sister, look at how handsome he is in hiding the hidden weapon, and his appearance is even more chic when he gallops on a horse, is he a great young man?"

Han Mei smiled: "Silly girl, do you know martial arts? His roll is called 'donkey rolling' also known as 'ground rolling gourd', which is the most despised move in martial arts. ”

Xiao Xin said: "Really? Why don't I think so." ”

Han Mei said: "Hey, you praise him like this, and regard his shortcomings as advantages, isn't it interesting to him?"

Xiao Xin hurriedly said: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm an innocent little girl who doesn't know the world, I don't understand anything about love or hate, don't teach me badly." ”

Han Mei sneered and laughed, and said, "Are you still innocent and ignorant of the world? ”

Xiao Xin said: "I'm learning from you, sister!"

Han Mei couldn't help but laugh again, and took Xiao Xin in her arms, she really began to like this smart little girl.

Xue Ling chased after him for a while and didn't catch up, and said angrily: "This time, even if you run fast, next time I get caught, I have to stab seven or eight transparent holes in my body." He walked to the edge of the pit, looked at the messy digging pit, and couldn't help laughing, and shouted, "Come and see this fool's masterpiece." Ha ha...... The digging pit in the middle of the avenue is really ten times more stupid than the stupid method of pulling the rope and tripping the horse, it is really laughing to death, only the best fool in the world will fall into his pit. As he spoke, he walked around the pit, but as soon as he finished saying this, the ground under his feet suddenly fell, and he fell into a pit with an oops. It turned out that the wild waves had already set up a trap on the edge of the pit.

Han Mei and Xiao Xin were both a sign, thinking that Xue Ling was injured, and were about to get off the horse to see what was going on, but they saw a pair of hands full of mud stretched out from the edge of the pit, and then Xue Ling climbed out, her face was covered with mud, like a toad crawling out of the swamp, Han Mei and Xiao Xin looked at each other in unison, and then laughed.

Xiao Xin clapped his hands and said: "Xue Ling's positioning of himself is really wonderful, he is really the biggest fool in the world." ”

Han Mei said: "Who said it wasn't." ”

The two laughed again, and Xue Ling was ashamed and angry, and got up and yelled and cursed in the direction of the wild waves. The mud that Wild Waves poured into the pit made it difficult for others to distinguish between ghosts and ghosts, which was even more unbearable for him than putting a blade at the bottom of the pit and inserting seventeen or eighteen blood holes in him, and at this time his resentment towards Wild Waves had reached the extreme.

Xiao Xin whispered: "Sister Mei, did you say that he was mad by the wild waves?"

Han Mei nodded and said, "I think it's about the same." Hey, he's really getting more and more useless, I'm afraid he'll soon be eliminated by the sect master. ”

Xue Ling scolded and walked back around the pit, but he didn't know that his feet were empty again, and his body fell with it, and when he climbed out, he had become a ball of mud, and he couldn't move away from his feet, and the mud in this pit was even more viscous, and Xue Ling fell to the ground after walking less than two steps. Han Mei and Xiao Xin couldn't hold back their laughter anymore, Xiao Xin laughed so much that her face was red and her stomach hurt, one accidentally fell off her horse, Han Mei was already panting with laughter, and then she saw Xiao Xin falling off the horse in embarrassment, and laughed even more, and her body shook and fell off the horse, and the two hugged and laughed on the ground.

The two laughed for a long time before they barely stopped, and Xiao Xin said: "This fool is really tricky to come up with such a bad move." Let's go and see how many holes he digs. ”

Han Mei said: "Okay!"

The two of them got up and walked to the second side to take a look, Han Mei flicked the scabbard on the ground, and with a bang, a big pit appeared on the ground, and there was clear water inside. Han Meiqi said: "How can this be clear water?"

Xiao Xin said: "I know, this pit is specially prepared for you, sister, if you accidentally fall into the mud, how ugly and uncomfortable! ”

Han Mei lowered her head and said thoughtfully: "He is really careful!"

Xiao Xin said: "Of course, he is infatuated with his sister, and he is very good." ”

Han Mei stretched out her finger and flicked it on Xiao Xin's forehead and scolded with a smile: "Little girl liar, I think about Fa'er to make my sister happy again." ”

Xiao Xin said: "What I said is true or false, you will know in the future that this pit has reached the side of the road, he will not be stupid enough to dig a pit in the woods, right? ”

Han Mei nodded, seeing Xue Ling scratching the mud on her body, she wanted to laugh again, but finally held back, knowing that laughing again would turn her face with him, she stepped forward and said, "Xue Ling, are you okay?" There is a puddle of clear water, go wash it." ”

Xiao Xin smiled: "Yes, wash quickly, we still have to hurry." He pulled Hanmei away.

Xue Ling's eyes were slightly moved, and she walked to the edge of the pit and jumped down.

Xiao Xin whispered in Han Mei's ear: "Sister, do you think he is stupid to death?" Wild Tao dug three pits over there, but he jumped into them one after another. Han Mei laughed again when she heard this, and both of them laughed and bent over.

Xiao Xin nodded with a branch on the ground on the right side of the pit and said, "Hey, why is there no pit here." After walking a few steps, there was still no pit, and said: "It seems that this guy is lazy and hasn't dug a pit here." As he spoke, he took two more steps and suddenly said, "There seems to be a pit here." ”

Han Mei said: "Really?" took two steps forward and suddenly loosened his feet, secretly screaming that it was not good, his body leaned back, fell down, pressed his hands on the ground, and his feet flew up and turned backwards. This series of big pits, if you can avoid one, you can't avoid the second. However, Xiao Xin was startled, and her right foot stepped into the air and fell into the pit she found.

It's just that this time the pit didn't say anything, it was a big net, and both of them were trapped and hung in the air. Xiao Xin scolded: This wild wave with a thousand knives, I have to kick his ass, and I actually trapped my Xiao Xin in the pit. Sister Mei, how are we going to get out?"

Han Mei said: "Don't panic, wait for Xue Ling to pull us up." ”

At this time, I heard a voice outside the pit say: "Why don't you wait for him to come to his rescue, I can also save you." ”

Xiao Xin scolded: "Damn the wild waves, why don't you come and rescue me quickly?" I already knew that you were hiding in the woods." ”

Wild Tao said: "You are so fierce, now take it in the net, I have to deal with Xue Ling first." ”

Xue Ling cleaned the sludge on his body and crawled out of the pit, saw the wild waves at a glance, and shouted: "Dog mongrel, dare to come back!"

Wild Tao stood on the edge of the pit where Xiao Xin fell and squeezed his eyes and said, "I will pull you up after I subdue Xue Ling, wait to see a good show." He taunted Xue Ling: "If there is a kind, come to fight to the death, the biggest fool in the world." ”

Xue Ling almost went crazy, and stabbed straight at the heart of the wild waves, but before he could stab it, his feet were empty again, and he shouted "shameless" in the net.

Xiao Xin asked in surprise, "How is the stupid guy?"

Wild Tao said: "He's like you now, he can't go up or down." ”

Xiao Xin said: "You dug four pits here?" Wild Tao said: "Yes, it's just running out." You wait a minute, I'll go see Hanmei. ”

Xiao Xin shouted angrily: "I am forgetful, inhumane, moral, and not enough friends." ”

Wild Waves walked to the edge of the pit where Hanmei fell and looked down, only to see a sword light shooting out of the pit and stabbing at his abdomen, and he jumped backwards. Only retreated, Han Mei was already outside the pit, catching up with a kick in the belly of the waves. The wild waves fell straight out of the zhang, rolled a few times and got up and ran away, ran out of five or six zhang, couldn't hear the footsteps of the chase, looked back and saw that Han Mei did not chase in the future, but stood on the side of the pit where Xiao Xin fell and pulled Xiao Xin up. Wild Tao couldn't help asking, "Why aren't you caught in the net?"

Han Mei said: "You can deceive me with your little meter? I knew that you turned back and hid in the woods, so I was on guard. The dagger in his left hand flashed and said: "Your trap is well dug, but it can't withstand my dagger cutting, remember to make a gold wire mesh next time." ”

Wild Tao spread his hands and said: "I'm so poor that I still owe these few nets and the wages for digging pits." ”

Xiao Xin said with a little praise: "Yes, yes, you have made great progress! It's a pity that there are still two points missing." ”

Wild Tao said: "What two points, I can't say anything, it's a little bit." ”

Xiao Xin said: "Of course it's two o'clock." First, you didn't trap our clever sister Mei, and second, you trapped me in the net, if there was a knife in it, would I still be alive?"

Wild waves said: "Yes, I will definitely improve next time." But he said in his heart: "It's clear that you have a lot of things to do, and you want to find something to fall into the pit, but you come to blame me." ”

Xiao Xin said: "That's fine." By the way, where are all the seven big pits of earth so deep?"

Wild Tao smiled: "This can't be easier, I dug the first pit first, let people move the soil, then dig the second pit, put the soil of the second pit into the first pit, and then put the soil of the third pit into the second pit, and go down in turn, I dug seven big pits and only moved the soil of one pit, you say easy is not easy." ”

Xiao Xin clapped her hands and smiled: "Wild waves, you are really a genius." ”

Han Mei was also amused by him, and scolded with a smile: "I've only been with Xiaoxin for two days, and I haven't learned anything else, but I have learned all the skills of framing people and flamboyant tongues." ”

Xiao Xin said proudly: "Then won't I become his master?"

Han Mei said: "You must be tired of digging such a big pit to entertain us, and we are also tired of laughing at your stupid methods, so I won't be embarrassed by you today, you can go." ”

Wild Tao said: "Okay! He turned and floated away.

Xiao Xin said: "Sister, does this time count as his victory? ”

Han Mei raised her eyebrows and said, "Of course not, he didn't rescue you, let alone catch me." But in his heart, he was thinking: "It turns out that this kid is not as stupid as he imagined, and he will have to be more careful in the future." ”

Xue Ling struggled in the net for a long time before cutting the net with a sword and jumping out of the pit, knowing that the wild waves had gone, he still scolded and felt pain, and then he was silent, changed into clean clothes, and the three of them got on their horses again.

Look at the seven big pits one by one, from the middle of the road to the side of the road, lined up in two rows, one horizontal, blocking half of the road, one oblique blocking half of the road, the two lines of big pits are like two half-closed slightly open gates, obliquely through from the middle, but if rampage, no matter which side must fall into the pit, and the middle of the unclosed part must be to let the previous pedestrians pass, it seems that the wild waves set up this chain of pits also took a lot of effort.

All three of them were silent, and drove their horses slowly, skirting the pit and moving forward.