Chapter 145: Human Target
Guan Qianjian said unhurriedly: "Whoever stabs the other party's eyes blind, no matter how neatly the eyelashes are cut, will lose." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Yun Ni said angrily: "My eyes are blind, what's the point of winning or losing! Girl, don't let him use this method to compare ......"
Xue Ni was stunned and didn't speak, Yue Shenghong said: "Don't pay attention to them! It's fun! The rules are like this, you say, how can you win?"
Guan Qianjian said: "It's simple, compare the two eyelashes, whoever is longer wins." ”
Yue Shenghong said excitedly: "Okay! Who will strike first?"
Guan Qianjian said: "I'll let you take the lead." ”
Yunni's mouth opened, and there was something to say, the two of them had a childlike heart and ignored it.
Yue Shenghong put on a posture and was about to make a move, but suddenly remembered something, stood up straight and said, "You are not allowed to run when my sword arrives!"
Guan Qianjian said: "In the blink of an eye, even if I lose, it will be the same if I move elsewhere in my body." The horse spread his legs apart and stood firmly with the stake, indicating that he would not move when the sky fell, and shouted, "Do it." ”
Yue Shenghong sat on the horse again, raised his sword sideways, and aimed at Guan Qianjian's right eye, thinking in his heart: his right eye is too big, so it is better to start...... Suddenly, he remembered something again, jumped up and shouted, "No, you take advantage of me!"
Guan Qianjian was angry and funny: "When did I take advantage of you?"
Yue Shenghong said: "My eyes are bigger than yours, and my eyelashes are longer than yours, aren't you taking advantage of me? You have already calculated it, aren't you? Are you a man!"
Guan Qianjian didn't expect these differences, and apologized: "I'm sorry, I was negligent, your eyes are twice as big as mine, and your eyelashes are twice as long as mine, this is cheap, I take too much ...... it!
Yue Shenghong listened to him count his own merits, and he was already staggering and smiling, seeing that his attitude was so sincere, he raised his head and said: "I believe in you, I believe that you are not that kind of person! It's a pity that such a fun way of martial arts can't be used." - Huh, why do we have to take the other side's knife, we can shift the battlefield to someone else. This red-clad friend next to you, two eyes are the same size, just you and me, we can also shoot at the same time, not only to be accurate, but also to be faster, and no one takes advantage of anyone, the fairest!
Without waiting for Guan Qianjian to answer, Yun Ni said happily: "That's what I said, use mine." Anyway, my eyes are not as big as one of others, and if I am blind, I will be blind. ”
"Although your eyes are not the biggest, they are undoubtedly the sweetest in the world," Guan Qianjian couldn't help himself, looked at Yunni deeply, and suddenly realized when he spoke: Xue Ni is next to him!
Before Xue Ni could say anything, Yue Shenghong couldn't listen to it anymore: "If your eyes are not big, how beautiful can they be? ”
Guan Qianjian said with a smile: "If only big eyes are beautiful, cow eyes are also very big, but the eyes of cows are probably not liked by anyone except bulls." ”
Yun Ni clapped his hands and said, "That's right, Guan Qianjian, you finally said a fair word." ”
"You scolded me for being a cow?" Yue Shenghong was annoyed, "Where did I offend you and target me everywhere?" said with a deflated mouth, as if he was about to cry. I don't know if she's pretending, or if she's really so vulnerable.
Guan Qianjian panicked: "I didn't mean to scold you, there are more people with big eyes in the world, and it's not just you, and the cow walks on four feet, you are two feet, there is a clear difference." I don't talk to you about these useless things, or about martial arts competitions, according to my thoughts, girls are more timid, we have a sword here, her eyes are closed first, how can we see our strength?"
Yue Shenghong was so amused by his previous words that he couldn't cry, but laughed instead. "But apart from you here, there is only one Yue Dong who is not a woman. You have also seen this man, although he is not a woman, he is a eunuch, and he is more timid than a woman. ”
Yue Dong has been silent since he was hit by Yue Shenghong's sword, in order to avoid trouble, and when he saw that he was talking about himself, he jumped up and shook his hand and said: "Yes, yes, I am cowardly, less timid than a mouse, I am a eunuch, more eunuch than a eunuch! Not to mention that you are holding a murderous guy in your hand, even if you take a thatch and shake it in front of me, you can scare me into a cold sweat." Your sword hasn't moved yet, as long as you look at me, I have to cover my face with my hands, not to mention that you want to pick my eyelashes, even if you want to pull out my eyebrows, you can't pull out my eyebrows!"
"Huh?" Yue Shenghong's eyes opened like two skylights, and he exclaimed, "This is a good idea, we don't necessarily have to pick our eyelashes, it's the same with our eyebrows!"
"Don't pick out mine, I don't have a few eyebrows, if you pick them out, is there anything left? It's still Senior Sister Cuyun, I said, I'll cover my face with my hands......"
Yue Shenghong said: "Just because your eyebrows are sparse, it's convenient to pick them up; as for you to cover your face with your hands, this is easy to do, let's chop off your hands first, and see what you cover, haha." ”
Yue Dong said with a crying voice: "Sister, I am your uncle's own son, you call me grandpa and grandpa, we are close relatives, we grew up together since childhood, how can you join forces with outsiders to bully me? Isn't this eating inside and out? If you let your uncle know, he won't be happy?"
The more Yue Shenghong saw that he was pitiful, the more he wanted to tease him, and said with a smile: "If your uncle is there, he will naturally not allow me to mess around, it just so happens that he is out of the house today, and he will come back in a few days." You should be honest, for the sake of eating in the future, listen to my orders obediently, and keep these hands, wouldn't it be good?"
Yue Dong's face was colorless, and he was speechless. Uncle is really not at home? How can I get rid of this surname? How can I get free?
Guan Qianjian didn't notice the miserable change in Yue Dong's face, and said with a smile to Yue Shenghong: "Don't tell a joke, it's not necessary to chop off his hands for the time being, but it is necessary to tie them up with a rope." ”
Yue Shenghong said enthusiastically: "Okay, I'll go get the rope!"
She turned around and found a hemp rope in the door, put Yue Dong in front of a tree, tied her hands to the tree, grabbed a handful of hair with one hand, and tied a dead knot on the tree, so that he could not move at will. Yue Dong thought that his uncle was not there, and no one was in charge for him, so he would inevitably die at the hands of Guan Qianjian.
Everything is in order, Yue Shenghong said: "According to what I said before, shoot together, not only to be accurate, but also to be faster." Chaoyunni shouted: "Hey, you're driving, come and shout the password for us." ”
Yun Ni didn't care about her rudeness, took the two of them back about twenty steps, asked them to face Yue Dong side by side, and gave an order: "Ready, - start!"
The two of them staggered at the same time, and the arrow shot out. (To be continued.) )