After putting the two down, Yuan Bao took away his huge shoulders and turned into an ordinary person. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

At this time, I saw Yuan Bao waving his hand to a female wild boar standing not far away with his feet in chains, unkempt hair, and ragged beggar-like appearance.

The sow hurriedly ran to Yuan Bao.

I saw Yuan Bao slap the sow in the face, only to hear the sow's "Uh-huh!" scream!

After the scream, Yuan Bao said to the sow: "Ready to start!"

After that, Yuan Bao said to the dozens of swimsuit beauties of various ethnic groups standing on both sides: "Backrest!"

When the beauties heard this, they jumped up one by one, quickly jumped behind Yuan Bao and the others, and folded them. It didn't take long for it to be folded into a human back.

Yuan Bao slowly sat down, put his legs on Chen Yuling's legs, put his head in Ju Xinyu's arms with his arms, and said to Xinyu: "Rub!"

Xinyu smiled and helped Yuan Bao rub his heart.

Yu Ling asked, "How is Yuan Bao feeling today?"

Yuan Bao said: "I was just distressed before. I don't know what's going on these days? In addition to feeling distressed, my heart is always very bitter. When I walked, there was the sound of water inside, and there was a 'clang' sound. It's like my heart is full of tears!"

Yu Ling said: "I'll help you rub it later!"

Yuan Bao smiled: "It's better for the spirit girl to treat me well!"

Xinyu, who was helping Yuan Bao rub his heart, heard that Yuan Bao didn't praise himself, deliberately teased him, and twisted it hard.

Yuan Bao shouted "oops" and hurriedly said, "Sister Xinyu treats me better!"

Yu Ling knew that Xinyu was screwing him, and he laughed unconsciously.

Yuan Bao heard Yu Ling's laughter, turned his head to look at her and sighed: "Yu Ling, why is your voice so old! Your hair has also turned a lot gray in the past few days! Later, I will ask people to go to other frontiers to find some more clever doctors to help you take a look!"

Yu Ling smiled: "What else are you looking for! The divine doctors in Jiujiang have basically been found by you." I'm just afraid that if I continue to age like this, I won't be able to accompany my sister and Yuan Bao in a few days!"

Xinyu said: "Sister, don't think like this! Although your illness is strange, but getting old doesn't necessarily mean that people will die! Sister is still happy, don't think too much!"

After hearing this, Yu Ling smiled and said, "With all of you by my side, I am very happy every day!"

Yuan Bao said to Xinyu: "Xinyu, don't just talk about the imperial spirit. You also have to cooperate with the treatment. Your brain is easy to use for a while, but it is not good for a while, and it is also worrying!"

Xin Yu said with a smile: "Yuan Bao is right! Sister Yuling and I must actively cooperate with the treatment. ”

Yu Ling smiled and nodded, "Listen to Yuan Bao." ”

Yuan Bao smiled: "It's pretty much the same!"

After the sow and the three of them finished speaking, they shouted to the audience: "The three sofas let their respective people prepare, and today's daily wave is about to begin." ”

At this time, Die Qiaoyi in the crowd was surprised: "What is the sofa?"

A monk next to him said to Dieqiao, "The girl is new! The sofa is the abbreviation of 'Sand Sculpture City Protector'." ”

Die Qiaoyi said: "The sofa is so ugly!"

The monk said: "The sand sculpture city is even more ugly, it sounds like a stupid hanging! But it was all changed by the city lord, and no one can do anything about it!"

Die Qiaoyi asked, "What was the name of this city before the city lord changed its name?"

The monk thought for a moment and said, "Before the name change, it seemed to be called 'too unpalatable old godmother and green onion soy sauce desert, a small town of Jinsha people gathering tribes'. ”

Die Qiaoyi was speechless after hearing this: "Okay then! ”

The monk said, "When you say that, I feel the same way!"

Die Qiaoyi said with contempt in her heart: "Do you still have any opinions?"

At this moment, the sow said aloud: "The so-called life is boring, and life is even more boring." A daily wave, quality ...... What's the quality?"

Speaking of this, the sow scratched her head in distress because she couldn't remember.

While the sow was trying to recall, Yuan Bao's legs suddenly stretched out and kicked the sow away.

After the sow landed, she hurriedly climbed back and said to Yuan Bao: "City Lord, I really can't remember!"

Yuan Bao got up, pointed his finger at the sow, and said angrily: "Shame, are you a pig brain? I told you only yesterday, and I told you all the time! You can't even remember such beautiful verses! Do you believe it or not, I chop your claws to make sauce-flavored pig's trotters now?"

Shame hurriedly begged for mercy: "Please also ask the city lord to be gracious and spare the old pig's life!"

At this time, Chen Yuling said to Yuan Bao: "Don't bully her all the time. She told me that she had sincerely repented, and that you should spare her!"

Yuan Bao looked at Chen Yuling, who was looking at him with empty eyes, and said in a soothing tone: "Okay! ”

After speaking, he said sharply to shame: "The last sentence is 'a wave every day, and the quality must be improved'." You remember it for me! If you can't remember, I must have chopped you!"

Shame nodded hurriedly and said, "Remember!

When Die Qiaoyi was in Butterfly Mountain, she forced Xiaoxue to say about shame driving Ju Xinyu crazy. But after the tail of the life trajectory, Xinyu did not go crazy.

"Yuan Bao is so abusive and shameful, could it be that the one-armed eyeless woman next to him is also the result of this shame?" Die Qiaoyi guessed.

When Die Qiaoyi was guessing everything, she only heard shame and began to say again: "Life is boring, and life is even more boring." I don't know who the champion of today's daily wave will be. Now it's time to ask three couches to come up to the stage to draw the numbers in the order of the game. The game will start right away. ”

At this time, I suddenly saw three teams in the audience. Three couches flew onto the stage.

The three sofas on the stage, one is a thin molting person, and the other is an iron shell man with an iron shell.

The three of them arrived in front of the number box, you didn't let me, I didn't let you, and they were vying to draw the number first.

After a long day, the three of them got angry and fought on the stage.

The three of them were all at the end of their fertility period, and the fight was quite spectacular.

Yuan Bao didn't care, just turned his head to a group of fruits not far from him: "Fruit!"

I saw a pineapple man, an apple man, a bunch of grape people, a banana hot, and a bottle of pit master, standing in front of Yuan Bao in line.

Yuan Bao looked at it and said, "Eat grapes." ”

I saw that the grape man hurriedly took off his shirt happily and put his chest in front of Yuan Bao, who ate a few grapes with his mouth open.

After eating, Yuan Bao asked, "Which fruit do the two eat, the Imperial Spirit Sister and the Xinyu Sister?"

Chen Yuling said: "I drink the pit master." ”

Ju Xinyu said: "I eat bananas. ”

The two of them finished talking, only to see the pit master insert a straw into his head, the banana pushed himself away, and the two ate the fruit.

Chen Yuling drank the pit master, and suddenly heard the sound of the hall collapsing with a bang.

Then he asked Yuan Baodao: "Yuan Bao, are the three of them fighting again?"

Yuan Bao nodded and said, "Yes, and I demolished my palace again!"

Chen Yu said angrily: "These three people are really good, wait for me to teach them a lesson!"

Ju Xinyu had just finished eating bananas at this time, and said to Yu Ling: "Don't use my sister to make a move, look at me!"

After saying that, Ju Xinyu suddenly stood up.

Yuan Bao, who was supporting his arms and leaning on Xin Yu's arms, was suddenly bounced to the ground and hit his nose.

Yuan Bao hurriedly got up from the ground and saw Xin Yu sacrifice his earth path god cloak and fly towards the three people who were in full swing.

Yuan Bao shouted at Ju Xinyu: "Make a light move, don't cripple the three of them again!"

Seeing that Ju Xinyu didn't seem to hear it, Yuan Bao said in his heart: "It's broken, it's broken!" Xinyu's newly made clothes and jewelry are all in the main hall and they have collapsed and the main hall has been smashed, it seems that Xinyu will definitely not spare them." ”

Sure enough, it didn't take long for the three people in the air to be screamed by Ju Xinyu.

The three of them were beaten with blue noses and swollen faces, and hurriedly fled to Yuan Bao, and pulled up the order of mutual courtesy.

Yuan Bao looked at the appearance of the three of them and laughed: "It would be good if it was like this earlier!"

At this time, Die Qiaoyi in the audience watched this scene and said speechlessly: "What kind of city lord is this?

The monk next to him spoke again!

"You're still to come!"

The two of them spoke, and then they heard Shame take the number and read: "The first to perform is the big iron team." The show performed by the Datie team is called "Journey to the West Chicken". ”

By this time, the three had already returned to the group.

I saw a tall rooster come out of the big iron team. The rooster has a swimming ring on it.

I only heard the rooster crow twice, and then plucked his wings and pretended to swim towards the west.

After a short swim, the show ended with an end to it.

After the show, I saw the guards hand over a clipboard and a pen to Yuan Bao, Yu Ling, and Xin Yu.

Yuan Bao took the clipboard, bit the pen in his mouth, and asked Ju Xinyu: "Xinyu, how is it?

Ju Xinyu said: "You first ask Sister Yuling how many points to give, I haven't thought about it yet!"

Yuan Bao looked back at Yu Ling, and then immediately turned back to Ju Xinyu and said, "She must still give ten points, what is there to ask? How many points do you give? Tell me quickly!"

Ju Xinyu thought for a while and said, "I'll give 7 points!"

Yuan Bao smiled: "That's good, I'll give seven points too." ”

The three of them finished the score. I only heard Shame announce to everyone: "The Great Iron Dharma Protector team has a score of thirty-four points. Later, Qing will come to me to receive twenty-four tons of earth source ore. ”

When the big iron team heard that they had scored, they immediately jumped into the street dance excitedly.

Shame then announced, "The next team to perform is the Dry Skin Team." The name of the show is "Mad God Bundle". ”

I saw the dry skin team walk out of a fairy wind bone, gray-haired monk.

When the monk walked to the middle of the square, he suddenly ruffled his hair and shouted, "I am a god, I am crazy! tie me up!

I saw another monk immediately come out of the dry skin team, take a rope and divide it by two, and tie up the mad god.

As a result, the dry skin team also scored 24 points.

The last one to perform was the Little Iron Team.

The Xiaotie team performed "Romance of the Three Pots".

I saw that Xiao Tie's team walked out of three monks with big black cauldrons on their backs, first scolding each other in the middle of the square, then fighting, and finally entangled together.

After the performance, only to hear the shame announce: "The Little Iron Dharma Protector team has a score of 30 out of 30." ”

When Ganpi and Da Tie heard Xiao Tie score, they were quite unconvinced.

Both of them looked at the triumphant Xiao Tie with wide eyes, and said in their hearts: "See that I don't have to kill you with my mind!"

Xiao Tie used the source power to punch a shield in front of him, raising eyebrows at the two of them. It means "I block, I block!"

At this moment, there was a sudden commotion in the ranks of Xiao Tie.

Everyone retreated one after another, forming a large circle, and surrounded Dieqiao in the center of the circle.

At this time, Die Qiaoyi was lowering her head and spitting blood.

Blood flowed everywhere, and everyone was afraid that the blood would stick to their bodies, so they hurriedly flashed away.

The monk who was talking to Die Qiaoyi just now shouted to Die Qiaoyi from afar, "Girl, what are you doing?"

Die Qiaoyi looked at everyone, wiped the blood from the corners of her mouth and said, "Do you dare to be more disgusting?"

At this time, a voice suddenly replied from above everyone: "Of course I don't dare!"