Chapter 5: Misfortune Leads to the East
When he woke up in the morning, he hastily ate a bite of food, and told Fan Yueyi not to heal his injuries when he was away, let alone to move around, so Xiao Chen hurriedly carried the family of the former candy seller into the city. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
When I came to the place where I usually set up a stall, I set up the table, boiled the caramel without hurry, and occasionally glanced at the Gaosheng Restaurant ten meters away. In the past few days, as the news spreads, the number of people carrying swords on the street has not decreased, but has increased.
Xiao Chen didn't look at it anymore, just lowered his head and boiled the caramel, and from time to time, chatted and laughed with the familiar vendors around him.
Inherited the memory of the predecessor, but also inherited the unique work of this hand, after the syrup is boiled, according to the memory of the technique, blowing, pulling, turning, pinching, made some pigs, puppies and other simple small shapes, inserted on the table, Xu is this body has long practiced these skills into the instinct of the body, except for the first two are a little rough, the more and more blowing the better.
Xiao Chen seemed to have found an interesting toy, except for looking up and twisting his neck, occasionally glancing at Gaosheng Restaurant with his spare eyes, most of his attention was on the little sugar man in front of him, and after becoming more and more proficient, he gradually blew some of the things he imagined, gourd baby, Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, Pleasant Goat......
Xu is not out of the stall for many days, as a child saw Xiao Chen, excitedly walked the streets and alleys to call friends, and soon a group of children gathered in front of the stall, each holding a few copper coins in their hands, staring at the sugar man drooling, but they didn't know which one to choose.
A bold little chubby dun walked forward, looked at Xiao Chen and stopped what he was doing, raised his head and said, "Brother Sugar Man, why haven't you come for many days, I have been waiting for a long time every day at the corner of the street to see if you are there." The fleshy little face was full of sadness.
Looking at this cute and simple little chubby dun, Xiao Chen smiled very happily, the children's world is always so pure, remembering his expression when he met the old man who sold marshmallows at the door of his house when he was a child, how could it not be so.
With a smile, the gloomy mood of the past few days was swept away, and he squatted down and touched the little chubby head and said: "Brother Sugar Man has gone home to marry you a sugar man sister-in-law these days, in order to thank you for liking my sugar man so much, I will give one for buying one today~"
When the little fat dun heard this, his face bloomed, and he said happily: "Brother Sugar Man, you are so good, I wish you and Sister-in-law Sugar Man to have a little doll soon." ”
Xiao Chen laughed when he heard this: "It's best to give birth to a smart and clever little doll like you." Which candy man do you want? ”
"That one, that's the candy man with the gourd in his hand. Little Fat Dun pointed to the gourd baby, with an excited face.
Xiao Chen took the copper coin, handed the gourd baby to Xiao Fat Dun's hand, and took him another little pig.
The children standing behind Xiao Fat Dun saw that someone had taken away the two sugar people, and they were a little anxious in an instant, afraid that their favorite sugar people would be chosen by others, so they rushed to hand over the copper coins one by one. Xiao Chen gave an extra candy man to every child who bought candy, maybe he would never sell candy man again in the future, so give them a beautiful thought.
After a while, the children in front of the stall got the candy man, and they got up and left satisfied, and Xiao Chen's stall was deserted again.
Looking up at the sky, it was almost noon in a blink of an eye, and there were not many sugar people left in the stall, looking down at the caramel in the pot, watching the martial arts people who went to Gaosheng Restaurant to eat more and more, Xiao Chen was not in a hurry and started to be a sugar man again.
Thinking about the little chubby dun who just called himself a sugar man, and said that he and his sugar sister-in-law had a little doll, I couldn't help but be happy again, thinking of the violent girl at home, the movements in my hands changed, and a humanoid sugar man gradually took shape, hands and feet, head, clothes, and when I was about to portray my face and eyebrows, the movements in my hands paused, not that the girl was ugly, but did I really see her appearance?
After this delay, the sugar man in his hand has cooled, this kind of sugar man can't be sold, Xiao Chen directly clicked into his stomach and tasted his own craftsmanship.
At noon, there was the heroic laughter of people drinking and guessing boxing in the restaurant, but Xiao Chen was already hungry with his chest against his back, and took out the food he brought with him in the morning by the stove, but he had already turned into a strange thing on the road, and he lost his appetite in an instant.
I bought two boxes of pine nut cakes cheaply from a pine nut cake vendor and returned to my stall to eat them while waiting quietly.
Well, it tastes good, bring some back to the stupid girl at home, after all, she is her nominal daughter-in-law, and she can't treat the girl badly.
Just when Xiao Chen was thinking about whether the violent girl at home would be hungry because of his absence, suddenly a loud shout came from the Gaosheng Restaurant: "Put down the cheats!"
After listening to a crackling sound of weapon handover, the window on the second floor of the restaurant exploded, and a figure was knocked out of the restaurant with fragments. Xiao Chen hid in the nearest shop with the crowd, and the corners of his mouth inadvertently hooked a trace of an inexplicable smile.
The martial arts people who heard the sound on the street all flocked away, and the martial arts people in the distance kept coming towards the Gaosheng Restaurant, and after pouring into the Gaosheng Restaurant, they quickly chased towards the west.
Seeing the confusion, the street vendors hurriedly collected their stalls and went home, and Xiao Chen also took up his belongings when he saw this, and hurriedly walked towards his home.
No one should pay attention to this small Zeshui City now. Thinking that he had finally gotten rid of this trouble, Xiao Chen felt that his steps were a little brisker. Although there will definitely be people who are suspicious, but in such a situation, who would have thought that the head disciple of Baiyun Mountain is now the newlywed wife of a street vendor. It's just that some of them can't live with the restaurant owner, and they don't know if the loss is serious or not.
All the way home, Xiao Chen put down the flat burden on his shoulder, and before he could speak, he heard Fan Yueyi ask eagerly: "How is it!
Xiao Chen looked at the eager face, and suddenly had a strong prank impulse, wanting to tease this lovely silly woman, and put on a dejected appearance when he heard the words.
Fan Yueyi looked at Xiao Chen's appearance, and suddenly the six gods were ownerless, and her heart was like ashes, and she sat on the edge of the bed in a daze.
"And it came to pass. After saying a word in a frustrated tone, Xiao Chen stopped talking.
"I knew it wouldn't be so easy to solve, those people are not stupid, how could they be so easy to be fooled, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to affect you, you go quickly, the farther you go...... Hmm, what did you just say?!" Fan Yueyi babbled and said something that made people quite moved, and before she could finish speaking, she reacted and raised her head instantly.
Looking at the narrow smile on Xiao Chen's face, Fan Yueyi suddenly understood that this guy who was so bad that he had no lower limit was making fun of himself again.
"Bastard, you dare to lie to me! I didn't see that I was in such a hurry, your conscience simply let the dog eat it! I'll stone you to death!" he said, grabbing the rattan pillow at the head of the bed and smashing it.
Although he had been prepared, Xiao Chen still didn't dodge, "I said, auntie, you can throw a pillow and use a hidden weapon! Xiao Chen couldn't help complaining, this secret weapon technique, if thrown out, it can still draw an arc and hit accurately, damn!
Looking up at Xiao Chen, who was rubbing his chest and jumping up and down, Fan Yueyi burst out laughing. Although this man is a little bit of a mouthful and a little bit of bad taste, he is still quite reliable, at least he saved himself and allowed himself to avoid this bloody storm.
Looking at Fan Yueyi's smile and remembering the incident in the restaurant just now, Xiao Chen couldn't help but feel a little complacent.
The day before yesterday afternoon, when Xiao Chen went to the city to buy fish, he passed by Buzhuang, and when it was close to dusk, Buzhuang had already closed its door, and the flags at the door of the store were all high-quality silk that was not short. casually stuffed two taels of silver into the crack of the door of the cloth village, and left as if nothing happened.
After returning home, referring to the words and phrases obtained in his previous life, as well as the main content of Changchun Gong, with the assistance of Fan Yueyi, he compiled a masterful book. Of course, it's certain that you can't practice, but I just don't know if I can train people to death. The beginning is that all martial arts fans can recite two sentences, the way of heaven, the loss is more than enough to make up for the deficiency, so the void is better than the truth, and the lack is more than enough. It is also mixed with martial arts famous sentences such as he is strong by him, the breeze blows the hills, he is horizontal, the bright moon shines on the river, etc.
The cheats of this world, the higher the level, the more obscure they are, and the people who get the cheats, as long as they can see the martial arts in only half a word, they will only think that they can't understand what they can't understand.
Carefully embroidered the text of the entire cheats on the shop banner with silk threads, there are more than 1,000 words in the whole text, God is pitiful, Xiao Chen, a big man embroidered for a whole night, I don't know how many holes were poked on his fingers, and it was not completed until dawn, and there was really a kind of undefeated rush in the East.
As for Fan Yueyi on the bed, what do you expect her to embroider when she can't hold it with her right hand?
After embroidering, Xiao Chen soaked the cheats in the yellowed leaves that had been prepared long ago and cooked them slowly to make the silk threads look more old, and Xiao Chen fell asleep on the stool before it was cooked.
It wasn't until Fan Yueyi was hungry that she was woken up violently, took out the cheats and dried them, took them with her, took a bloody bandage from under the bed, had lunch, followed Aunt Wang, and went to Gaosheng Restaurant to get the wedding wine together. When moving wine in the cellar, taking advantage of the gap between no one, the finished cheats were wrapped in oiled paper, pasted under a ten-pound sorghum wine jar and glued with candles, and carved a cross mark on the wine jar to make the illusion that it would come to take it. Throw bloody bandages in the dark corners of the cellar depths. Judging by the consumption rate of sorghum wine in the restaurant in the past few days, this secret book can be discovered by the afternoon of the day after tomorrow at the latest. Even those who are cautious will be misled by clues.
However, he still underestimated the amount of alcohol consumed by the people in the rivers and lakes, and the self-made heaven-level cheats had already been discovered at noon.
The whole plan is foolproof, but when everyone is focused on cheats, it is perfect. The people who can come to Zeshui City thousands of miles away, which one is not coming for the cheats, as soon as the cheats appear, they will be passed on to the hundreds, and the people with the cheats are running desperately, and they will definitely swarm after them.
Everyone is not Di Renjie, and there is no Li Yuanfang by his side, if he wants to find Xiao Chen through these, it is no longer difficult to ascend to the sky.
Xiao Chen stood in the room and was very stunned, thinking that he who had no martial arts at all would make a large number of people in the rivers and lakes exhausted and set off a storm, he had the urge to look up to the sky and laugh wildly.
When I came back to my senses, I only felt very tired, so I walked unceremoniously to the bed, took off my shoes and lay on the bed, and closed my eyes directly.
"Hey, bastard, who allowed you to sleep, I'm still hungry! Hey, don't sleep, get up and cook!"
"There was pine nut cake in the food box I got back. After Xiao Chen finished speaking, he turned his body in, leaving only Fan Yueyi with a back.
After gritting her teeth for a long time, she finally felt that the past few days had indeed been hard Xiao Chen, Fan Yueyi had no choice but to get up and limp towards the food box.
Eating the fluffy pine nut cake and listening to the sound of even breathing from the bed, Fan Yueyi's heart turned a thousand times, this little man didn't know martial arts at all, but he could say a lot of martial arts that made people feel enlightened, obviously just ordinary people, but he was very wise, it was really incomprehensible.
After eating eight minutes full, he gently walked to the bed, pulled the quilt over Xiao Chen's body, and looked at this slightly immature, but heroic face, quietly in a daze.