Chapter Twenty-Eight: Empty
At this time, a dozen horses hurried to the city gate, and the leader of the young man did not slow down, whether there was anyone or not. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 Info slapped the horse's buttocks and shouted, "Hurry, hurry, hurry, damn, it's raining." The crowd began to hide from a distance, for fear of sudden disaster.
"That's definitely not a good thing! It's you!" Zeng Yingjun stood on the side of the road, staring at the boy with empty hands. The palm of his hand stretched out, grabbed it, and then took it back, and an object flew from the young man's body to Zeng Yingjun's hand in an instant, and the speed was so fast that no one could see the speed of the thing's movement. It's just that as soon as Zeng Yingjun saw the thing in his hand, he hurriedly threw it away, and then dodged away a few steps.
Now the young man on horseback was almost at the gate of the city, but he did not slow down, and the guard, apparently knowing him, did not hinder him.
The boy pumped the horse's ass again, shouting, "Drive the ......" and then felt that something was wrong, and his hand was empty. Hurriedly stopped his horse with a "taro ........", and then shouted to the guards behind: "His grandmother's! What about Lao Tzu's horsewhip? Go and get Lao Tzu back!"
Zeng Yingjun hurriedly moved away a little further, that's right, what he grabbed with his hands just now was the horsewhip of the young man! This horsewhip was even inlaid with gold and silver, but Zeng Yingjun didn't want to ask for trouble, so he threw it away very decisively.
The guards hurriedly turned around, and soon found the horsewhip and sent it back to Childe. Zeng Yingjun watched these people enter the city, and thought extremely depressed: This is still the first exercise that the Starlight Phantom cannot fully simulate and perfect, and it seems that it is still necessary to use it with caution. It's just that we have to find a way to get some money today! Not only do we have to go to the city, but we also have to eat, drink, and live, so how can we do it without money?
When Zeng Yingjun was looking left and right, he saw a familiar figure walking slowly from a distance. Zeng Yingjun took a closer look, and it turned out to be a little fat man with empty hands!
Zeng Yingjun hurriedly dodged and hidden, and when the fat man walked not far from Zeng Yingjun, Zeng Yingjun performed a starry meteor step, turning into a meteor-like speed, and instantly grabbed the little fat man's shoulder. The internal force hugged his shoulder, and the little fat man felt that his whole body could not be used, and he was suddenly shocked.
When I looked back, I found that it was Zeng Yingjun, and suddenly I looked bitter: "Big brother, big brother, what are you doing with me?"
"What are you doing with you?" Zeng Yingjun said with a smile: "You bastard, you escaped yesterday." I was treated as a flower thief by the people chasing from Excalibur Villa, and my shoulder was injured. If you don't study well at a young age, I'll take you to the government now. ”
As soon as the little fat man heard the 'Divine Sword Villa', he knew that Zeng Yingjun should not have lied to him, and then he heard that Zeng Yingjun was misunderstood and injured, so he knew that this matter could not be good. Now Zeng Yingjun wanted to arrest him for the official, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Big brother spare my life, yesterday was the first time, besides, I didn't do anything out of the cabinet! Let me go, I won't dare in the future!"
"Let you go, let you go and then go to harm the girl from the good family?" Zeng Yingjun didn't really want to arrest him as an official, but just scared him.
When the little fat man heard this, he hurriedly said: "No, no, no, big brother, you let me go, I promise that I will not steal incense and jade again in the future." ”
"Then did you steal anything else?" Zeng Yingjun asked with interest.
"This...."The little fat man hesitated a little, and when he heard Zeng Yingjun 'snort', the little fat man was about to cry: "Big brother, I am the nineteenth generation descendant of the Thief Sect, and I am doing this! If you don't let me steal things, what can I do? But I have never stolen things from the poor, and I often rob the rich to help the poor, you see......"
"Haven't you stolen the poor people's things? Aren't you talking nonsense?" Zeng Yingjun said with a smile: "What do the poor have to steal? Besides, how did you rob the rich and help the poor, say it and take a look." ”
The little fat man hurriedly said: "The money I stole often buys food and drink for beggars and refugees, and I see some poor people, and I often invite them to eat.... Anyway, when I meet someone in difficulty, I will give my money to help. "The more the little fat man talks, the smoother he becomes, and it seems to be really great.
"Did you steal my money bag yesterday?" Zeng Yingjun asked, "You caused me to be framed as a flower thief yesterday, and I was injured again." The money bag was also lost, and today I was almost beaten as a bully meal, and now I don't even have the money to enter the city, what do you say?"
When the little fat man heard this, he suddenly realized: "Oh---- it turns out that the eldest brother is shy in his pocket? I found your internal force behind me, and I ran. ”
Zeng Yingjun looked embarrassed when this little fat man said something shy, but soon said viciously: "Boy, it's okay if I don't arrest you to see the official, you can give me 108,000 taels of silver compensation!"
"What? 180,000?" The little fat man exclaimed: "Big brother, kill me! Not long after I came out of the mountain, I made three shots in total, and I got less than 1,000 taels, and as soon as you opened your mouth, you got 180,000?"
"So?" Zeng Yingjun said generously: "Forget it, if it's less than a thousand taels, pay me nine hundred taels!"
The little fat man really wanted to slap himself a few times, this is the cheapest, how can he tell the truth?" "Big brother, isn't it... Too ruthless?"
"Don't talk nonsense, aren't you empty-handed? Are you still afraid that you won't have money? If you lose money, you still see the official, and choose by yourself!" Zeng Yingjun felt that he was very much like a bad senior who grabbed a lollipop from a junior junior, but he remembered that this guy was not a good bird, and his money was not coming from the right way, so he had no burden in his heart.
The little fat man felt that Zeng Yingjun had withdrawn some internal force, allowing him to move freely, so he reluctantly reached into his arms and took out a few silver tickets and some silver ingots. Seeing Zeng Yingjun happily taking it and putting it in his arms, the little fat man's heart was dripping blood.
Zeng Yingjun said with a smile: "Why do you have a stinky face? As the saying goes: Spend money to eliminate disasters! How cost-effective it is to spend this little money today and avoid going to see an official? You should thank God that it is me who met me today." If you meet those in Excalibur Villa, hehe, I guess your crime tools will be scrapped!"
Zeng Yingjun said that the 'crime tool' was the little fat man's hand, but when the little fat man heard the 'crime tool', he covered his crotch. Zeng Yingjun was stunned for a moment, and then laughed wildly: "Haha.... You kid, you haven't even grown any hair, can you do that with that tool?"
The little fat man snorted, his face was full of unhappiness, and said: "Don't let me go! ”
Zeng Yingjun was stunned for a moment, and then he remembered that he was the first brother of the second world, isn't this fifty steps and a hundred steps of laughter? But he can't lose his position in front of this kid: "You child, don't ask if you shouldn't know." After speaking, let go of the little fat man and walked directly to the city gate.
Who knew that this little fat man ran after Zeng Yingjun, Zeng Yingjun stopped and asked, "What are you doing with me?"
"You robbed me of my money, and you have to take care of me to eat, drink, and sleep. "The little fat man is right.
"Let's play!" Zeng Yingjun turned and left.
The little fat man caught up again and said, "If you want to ignore me, I will shout that you have robbed my little child of money!"
"I'll go!" Zeng Yingjun's face darkened, and he asked, "Boy, do you still want to be shameless? Why didn't you remember that you were a child when you went to Shenjian Mountain Villa to steal incense and jade?"
"Unless you give me back the money!" the little fat man fearlessly: "Otherwise, you will take me and spend the money together." Otherwise, I'm not reconciled, this money is the first time I earned it since I left the mountain, and it was robbed by you, and I am not good at it!"
Zeng Yingjun thought about it, he was okay left and right, and it was okay to have a tail. This kid seems to have a straightforward personality, and it's nothing to have him by his side. So he said, "It's okay if you want to follow, but you have to promise me: you are not allowed to steal anything." ”
"That's no problem, if you don't let me steal, I will never steal. The little fat man said: "But you are also responsible for my safety, if someone is looking for trouble, you have to help me in front of it!"
It turned out that this was the reason why the little fat man had to follow him, Zeng Yingjun finally understood: "Are you afraid of meeting someone from Shenjian Villa? ”
Seeing that his purpose was seen through by Zeng Yingjun, the little fat man was not ashamed, and said as a matter of course: "I just want to try whether my empty hand is successful, and it's okay to try my skills." ”
While the two were talking, they came to the city gate, paid the money, and went directly into the city.
After entering the city, Zeng Yingjun asked, "What's your name?"
"I don't have a name, but the master keeps calling me Kongkong'er! So what's your name?" said the little fat man, Kongkong'er.
"I'm ---" Zeng Yingjun's biggest headache is to introduce his name, which is quite suspected of boasting. And almost anyone who hears the name for the first time laughs. It's just that this name was given by his parents in his previous life, and it is very meaningful to him, so he still said: "My surname is Zeng, and my name is --- handsome." ”
'Poof--- haha----' Sure enough, Sora laughed wildly.
Zeng Yingjun's face darkened, and he said, "Okay! What's so funny? Just call me Brother Zeng in the future!"
Kongkonger said, "Okay, okay... Ha ha... Zeng Yingjun, really handsome big brother!haha.... Handsome big brother, how about I change my name?
Zeng Yingjun remembered that his master also joked that he wanted to change his name to 'Hao Shuai'. I can't help but think of my master again, I don't know where my master is? Did you find your senior brother, and what happened in the end?
Seeing that Zeng Yingjun didn't speak, Kongkong'er laughed for a while, and felt bored, so he asked, "What are you doing so melancholy?"
Zeng Yingjun said: "Children, what do you know!" After speaking, he no longer paid attention to the emptiness, and decided to find an inn first, eat something, and by the way, inquire about the old house of the Zeng family's dart bureau.
"Brother Handsome, wait for me!" Kongkong'er shouted, and also caught up with Zeng Yingjun.