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"Why don't you pretend to be a husband and wife with my husband and sister!" Lin Qinglan proposed with her eyes lit up

Lin Qingyu's face was suddenly full of shame, but he was a little looking forward to it.

"Husband and wife......? It's not very proper. Yun Xiao seriously considered this proposal, frowned and shook her head: "Women are very different from girls, your sister Bingqing Yujie's daughter, if she pretends to be a woman, she will be seen by someone with a heart." It's better to be commensurate with my senior brother, I can also learn some exercises of Baihuamen, Baihuamen is also good at formations, and it's just right. ”

"So much for the best. Lin Qingyu agreed, but couldn't help but sigh softly in his heart, feeling a trace of loss.

"Isn't there no flaw in the cooked rice......" Lin Qinglan spared this sentence in her stomach for a long time, and finally didn't dare to say it.

"My problem is not big or small, and I didn't think much of it was in the past, so I didn't get much attention. But I'm solid and done, and there's no such thing as the World Tree to change my countenance. So it's easier to recognize. Yun Xiao looked at Lin Qingyu, whose eyes were full of worry, and smiled: "Qingyu, don't worry, I said, this problem is not big, just because people often have some subjective loopholes in their own judgment, so I want you to help me refer to it." ”

"What do you refer to?ah no, what do you refer to?" Lin Qinglan's eyes widened and asked, "Sir, do you see if my mantra has changed now?" Is there a taste of barbarians in the wild land of the East China Sea?"

Yun Xiao nodded appreciatively: "Yes, but after my identity is confirmed, you and Qingyu will call me senior brother together in the future." ”

"What do you mean, big brother?"

"Of course it's the senior brother of the Hundred Flowers Palace!" Yun Xiao smiled: "Actually, if it weren't for Uncle Lin's refusal, I would have worshipped his old man as a teacher, and if I really worshiped the Lin family, I should actually be the senior brother of the two of you." ”

"That's not right!" Lin Qinglan shouted: "Our Lin family is counted according to the order of entering the door, sir, you really worship your father as a teacher, you should be a junior brother!"

Yun Xiao's face darkened, but Lin Qingyu smiled, brilliant and fragrant.

"Okay, without further ado, I've designed three identity templates for myself, and then I need you to help me choose one of them that you think is the most appropriate. ”

"Three identities?"

"Yes, in order to be quite different from me now, I will make big changes in dress, makeup and temperament, so that others can't think of the previous Lin family Xixi from my face. ”

"Sir, what are the three identities?"

"The identity is the same, he is the contemporary elder brother of the Hundred Flowers Palace. The main difference is temperament. Yun smiled and turned to enter the house: "Next, I will show you the first identity I will present in the future." Well, this identity is the gesture that I think can make the biggest change from the current me. ”

After Yun Xiao closed the door, Lin Qinglan and Lin Qingyu outside the door looked at each other.

"Sister, what identity will you pretend to be, sir?"

"Ahh......h Sir, how could the wisdom of the gentleman be something I could fathom. ”

"I'll just ask. ”

"Probably, probably...... Well, it's going to be different from the current one anyway, I just don't know what it looks like......"

"Hmm...... What kind of identity will the gentleman make so that others can't think of him? ”

"Sir didn't let you think, by the way, what about my aunt?"

"My aunt seems to be resting, and she hasn't come out to play with us lately, except for a little during training. ”

"Hmm...... My aunt seems to be tired......"

"Yes, it's so strange, my aunt is a machine spirit, how can a machine spirit be tired? Lin Qinglan heard the door knock and looked over with anticipation, but she was stunned.

What appeared outside the door of "Xiao Xiaoxiao's home" was a strange man in a bright red smock, just looking at it, it made Lin Qinglan and Lin Qingyu feel a kind of disgust and disgust like a poisonous snake.

He wore a red crown, his eyebrows were narrow, his eyes were narrow, and the upper eyelid was a red eyeshadow, with that silky winking - Lin Qinglan swore he was right, this was definitely a wink.

His face was very white and obviously powdered, definitely more handsome than the previous Yun Xiao, or rather, more beautiful, but it made people feel an indescribable disgust. His facial features are clearly Yun Xiao, but when he saw it for the first time, Lin Qinglan and Lin Qingyu couldn't recognize it at all.

"Hehe, Senior Sister Lin Xue, Senior Brother Lin Feng, how does this look like for my brother?" The man in red narrowed his eyes, covered his mouth and chuckled, a sharp but somewhat hoarse magnetism, a voice that seemed to be a man but not a man, a woman and a woman came out of the mouth of this strange man in red: "Hehe, this is the first identity I have prepared, a sinister and vicious person with a little gay characteristics, uh-huh, you may not know what gay is, well, it is the kind of good Longyang, the kind that is neither male nor female." ”

"What?" Lin Qinglan looked at the "new" cloud in front of her and smiled, dumbfounded.

The facial features of the red-clothed man in front of him are not much different from Yun Xiao, but the whole person's face and temperament have completely changed. In particular, the coldness in his eyes like a poisonous snake made people feel like they wanted to avoid his eyes.

"First, sir...... It's you, right?" asked Lin Qinglan tremblingly.

"Naturally, it's me, Senior Brother Lin Feng, you should call me Senior Brother. Well, handsome little guy, what do you think of me? If you are not familiar with me, you will not be able to recognize me. The man in red said, stretched out his hands, and spun in a circle, the big red blouse fluttering like a skirt.

The three words of the little handsome guy made Lin Qinglan feel terrified, and said in horror: "Sir, you, you are too hard, right?

The benefits of this status are threefold. The man in red said with a smile, covered his mouth and smiled, and said charmingly: "First, as a unique person who understands the beauty of men, it is very normal to apply grease and powder, even if I use more grease powder, no one will think that I am hiding my identity." Second, there are too many ordinary people in this world, and they don't understand the beauty of men and women, and people like me will inevitably be laughed at by those ignorant people, and no one will think that the people of the Youshilin family will be with people like me. Third, with my makeup, those pretentious people will never be willing to look at me a few more times, you say, isn't it good to have such an identity?"

"No, it's not good!" Lin Qingyu's forehead was full of fragrant sweat, and he rarely exclaimed: "Sir, no, don't look like this, okay......! ...... like this" Lin Qingyu suddenly felt like crying, she only felt that if Yun Xiao really became like this one day, she might as well die.

Lin Qinglan also nodded again and again: "Yes, sir, you, don't make this appearance, it's too terrible......"

Hongyi Yun was stunned for a moment, cocked his orchid fingers, and sighed faintly: "That's it, since you all can't say it well, it seems that I also have something to think about, alas, what ...... I'll try the second identity......" As he spoke, he turned around and walked towards the hut, and walked to the door, but glanced back at Lin Qinglan, showing resentment.

This glance in front of the house made Lin Qinglan tremble, only to feel numb and unspeakably uncomfortable. shivered, then wiped his sweat and said, "Oh my God, sir, how did you think of it, eh, think of pretending to be such a person...... This too, this is disgusting!"

"Little brother!" Lin Qingyu said angrily: "How can you say that, sir!" At this time, Lin Qingyu was like an angry female tiger, even her gentle makeup couldn't hide her angry look.